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Mebeshe

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#357 - Yeah but that won't make me happy. I wanna be happy. inb…  [+] (2 replies) 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong +1
#358 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Dude, if ur gonna bend the food it wil taste like the dishwasser made it.

god food is made with love, not magic.
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#359 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
If I come out of the kitchen holding just a pan, a bottle of rum, some butter and some bananas, and make bananas foster without a flame I will be the talk of the goddamn town and everyone and their mother will come to see it and order it.
#352 - Oh come on, people will pay 3 times the worth of the dish if y…  [+] (4 replies) 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong 0
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#355 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Yea but be honest. If u become a bender of any element, ur gonna quit yer job in a sec.
make milions doing magic shows in Vegas. With the gay guys and their white tiger.
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#357 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
Yeah but that won't make me happy. I wanna be happy. inb4 the "gaaaay" gif
#358 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Dude, if ur gonna bend the food it wil taste like the dishwasser made it.

god food is made with love, not magic.
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#359 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
If I come out of the kitchen holding just a pan, a bottle of rum, some butter and some bananas, and make bananas foster without a flame I will be the talk of the goddamn town and everyone and their mother will come to see it and order it.
#343 - I would be able to control the temperature of the oven and the…  [+] (6 replies) 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong 0
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#348 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Rational-ovens are precise enough for me.
and tableside means i have to deal with other people, so no thanks.
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#352 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh come on, people will pay 3 times the worth of the dish if you flambe it tableside without a grill, using only your bending. It's a brilliant money-making scheme.
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#355 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Yea but be honest. If u become a bender of any element, ur gonna quit yer job in a sec.
make milions doing magic shows in Vegas. With the gay guys and their white tiger.
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#357 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
Yeah but that won't make me happy. I wanna be happy. inb4 the "gaaaay" gif
#358 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Dude, if ur gonna bend the food it wil taste like the dishwasser made it.

god food is made with love, not magic.
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#359 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
If I come out of the kitchen holding just a pan, a bottle of rum, some butter and some bananas, and make bananas foster without a flame I will be the talk of the goddamn town and everyone and their mother will come to see it and order it.
#256 - Fire. I'm a chef and being able to control fire would help me …  [+] (11 replies) 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong +2
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#339 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
I think water would be more usefull. You could stirr your sauces, freeze your desserts, quickly chill your al dente veggies, clean the floor and workspace pour in soup all at the same time.
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#343 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
I would be able to control the temperature of the oven and the grill and the fryer to a 100th of a degree, which is perfect for the finicky dishes that are really hard to do. I wouldn't even need a grill and if I did a dish with table-side presentation I could charge 3 times as much because I'm a fire bender.
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#348 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Rational-ovens are precise enough for me.
and tableside means i have to deal with other people, so no thanks.
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#352 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh come on, people will pay 3 times the worth of the dish if you flambe it tableside without a grill, using only your bending. It's a brilliant money-making scheme.
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#355 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Yea but be honest. If u become a bender of any element, ur gonna quit yer job in a sec.
make milions doing magic shows in Vegas. With the gay guys and their white tiger.
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#357 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
Yeah but that won't make me happy. I wanna be happy. inb4 the "gaaaay" gif
#358 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Dude, if ur gonna bend the food it wil taste like the dishwasser made it.

god food is made with love, not magic.
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#359 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
If I come out of the kitchen holding just a pan, a bottle of rum, some butter and some bananas, and make bananas foster without a flame I will be the talk of the goddamn town and everyone and their mother will come to see it and order it.
#299 - nipplelessmage (07/29/2014) [-]
"this stake is medium rare. i wanted it well done. this is an out rage"
*furiously sets customer on fire
"HOWS THAT FOR WELL DONE? GOTTA KEEP GOING, DONT WANT TO BE MEDIUM RARE NOW, DO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!"
yeah, that would help a lot
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#329 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
Sad thing is I would actually do that.
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#323 - huntergriff (07/29/2014) [-]
why not burn the steak?