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Mebeshe    

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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:8/19/2014
Location:Los Angeles
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#56 - Pretty much. I'm crying over the state of my wallet. 08/01/2014 on Attack on make alleksi happy +1
#16 - I knew what was gonna happen and I still laughed until I cried.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Attack on make alleksi happy +2
#33 - smoothmcgroove (08/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #56 - Mebeshe (08/01/2014) [-]
Pretty much. I'm crying over the state of my wallet.
#6 - Fj and I have the same birthday!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Happy Birthday FJ +1
User avatar #9 - ningazz (07/30/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#9 - It's my birthday today! I'm 23  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Bday +3
User avatar #14 - niimajneb (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm my birthday today too! (It's 3 AM here though, so yours was probably yesterday for me).
User avatar #13 - celend (07/30/2014) [-]
Happy birthday motherfucker
#11 - fandomsexual (07/30/2014) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #15 - arreatface (07/30/2014) [-]
also happends thats my unbirthday today ! happy birthday all !
#70 - It makes me sad I never get to use this. 07/29/2014 on Post that one GIF you never... +1
#66 - Build a replica of Hogwarts. 07/29/2014 on Epic construction challenge! 0
#359 - If I come out of the kitchen holding just a pan, a bottle of r… 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong 0
#357 - Yeah but that won't make me happy. I wanna be happy. inb…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong +1
#358 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Dude, if ur gonna bend the food it wil taste like the dishwasser made it.

god food is made with love, not magic.
User avatar #359 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
If I come out of the kitchen holding just a pan, a bottle of rum, some butter and some bananas, and make bananas foster without a flame I will be the talk of the goddamn town and everyone and their mother will come to see it and order it.
#352 - Oh come on, people will pay 3 times the worth of the dish if y…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong 0
User avatar #355 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Yea but be honest. If u become a bender of any element, ur gonna quit yer job in a sec.
make milions doing magic shows in Vegas. With the gay guys and their white tiger.
User avatar #357 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
Yeah but that won't make me happy. I wanna be happy. inb4 the "gaaaay" gif
#358 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Dude, if ur gonna bend the food it wil taste like the dishwasser made it.

god food is made with love, not magic.
User avatar #359 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
If I come out of the kitchen holding just a pan, a bottle of rum, some butter and some bananas, and make bananas foster without a flame I will be the talk of the goddamn town and everyone and their mother will come to see it and order it.
#343 - I would be able to control the temperature of the oven and the…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong 0
User avatar #348 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Rational-ovens are precise enough for me.
and tableside means i have to deal with other people, so no thanks.
User avatar #352 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh come on, people will pay 3 times the worth of the dish if you flambe it tableside without a grill, using only your bending. It's a brilliant money-making scheme.
User avatar #355 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Yea but be honest. If u become a bender of any element, ur gonna quit yer job in a sec.
make milions doing magic shows in Vegas. With the gay guys and their white tiger.
User avatar #357 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
Yeah but that won't make me happy. I wanna be happy. inb4 the "gaaaay" gif
#358 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Dude, if ur gonna bend the food it wil taste like the dishwasser made it.

god food is made with love, not magic.
User avatar #359 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
If I come out of the kitchen holding just a pan, a bottle of rum, some butter and some bananas, and make bananas foster without a flame I will be the talk of the goddamn town and everyone and their mother will come to see it and order it.
#329 - Sad thing is I would actually do that. 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong 0
#53 - I am so PISSED AT MYSELF. I KNEW ELLIE'S VOICE FROM SOMEWHERE. 07/29/2014 on 10 FACTS: The Avengers +1
#256 - Fire. I'm a chef and being able to control fire would help me …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong +2
User avatar #339 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
I think water would be more usefull. You could stirr your sauces, freeze your desserts, quickly chill your al dente veggies, clean the floor and workspace pour in soup all at the same time.
User avatar #343 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
I would be able to control the temperature of the oven and the grill and the fryer to a 100th of a degree, which is perfect for the finicky dishes that are really hard to do. I wouldn't even need a grill and if I did a dish with table-side presentation I could charge 3 times as much because I'm a fire bender.
User avatar #348 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Rational-ovens are precise enough for me.
and tableside means i have to deal with other people, so no thanks.
User avatar #352 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh come on, people will pay 3 times the worth of the dish if you flambe it tableside without a grill, using only your bending. It's a brilliant money-making scheme.
User avatar #355 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Yea but be honest. If u become a bender of any element, ur gonna quit yer job in a sec.
make milions doing magic shows in Vegas. With the gay guys and their white tiger.
User avatar #357 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
Yeah but that won't make me happy. I wanna be happy. inb4 the "gaaaay" gif
#358 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Dude, if ur gonna bend the food it wil taste like the dishwasser made it.

god food is made with love, not magic.
User avatar #359 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
If I come out of the kitchen holding just a pan, a bottle of rum, some butter and some bananas, and make bananas foster without a flame I will be the talk of the goddamn town and everyone and their mother will come to see it and order it.
#299 - nipplelessmage (07/29/2014) [-]
"this stake is medium rare. i wanted it well done. this is an out rage"
*furiously sets customer on fire
"HOWS THAT FOR WELL DONE? GOTTA KEEP GOING, DONT WANT TO BE MEDIUM RARE NOW, DO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!"
yeah, that would help a lot
User avatar #329 - Mebeshe (07/29/2014) [-]
Sad thing is I would actually do that.
User avatar #323 - huntergriff (07/29/2014) [-]
why not burn the steak?
#3 - Dude, not ok. 07/28/2014 on my sunshine 0
#12 - I spit coffee all over my screen. 07/28/2014 on Carol 0
#6 - I want to poke it. I have to destroy everything beautiful. 07/27/2014 on The perfect spoonful of... +5
#74 - Ancients Behaving Badly.....ok. 07/27/2014 on title 0
#14 - My dad think his brother-in-law is this guy. For real. He even… 07/27/2014 on D.B. Cooper 0
#57 - Everything but Twilight and the A:TLA movie. The others are fa… 07/24/2014 on Am I Missing Out? +2
#377 - - Sitting on my ass - Malted milk balls - Visiting m… 07/20/2014 on Answer this 0
#10 - I'm guessing AIDS.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Imaginary ice cream flavor 0
User avatar #11 - AndromedaBlade (07/18/2014) [-]
Please don't tell me why you know what AIDS tastes like, okay?
#547 - Me + Rin Marsutoka in Halo 4. 07/18/2014 on Lets Hear 'Em Gents. 0
#2997 - Nah, they're all full service. I'm trying fast-food next. 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#2974 - Nope. One was a family owned diner, the other a fancy burger j…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2993 - decapitation (07/17/2014) [-]
damn that made me hungry.. well are there any places that do food but not necessarily serve them to the public? if that makes sense
User avatar #2997 - Mebeshe (07/17/2014) [-]
Nah, they're all full service. I'm trying fast-food next.
#2956 - They just "don't see any improvement" when it comes to me.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2969 - decapitation (07/17/2014) [-]
are they restaurants you previously worked in?
User avatar #2974 - Mebeshe (07/17/2014) [-]
Nope. One was a family owned diner, the other a fancy burger joint, one a pancake house, and other a sports bar.
User avatar #2993 - decapitation (07/17/2014) [-]
damn that made me hungry.. well are there any places that do food but not necessarily serve them to the public? if that makes sense
User avatar #2997 - Mebeshe (07/17/2014) [-]
Nah, they're all full service. I'm trying fast-food next.
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User avatar #61 - lonzie (06/13/2013) [-]
i'm sure you already knew but did you know that Hogwarts is coming to Universal Studios Hollywood?
#57 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Hello miss, I'm the profile...inspector....


I'm here to make sure your profile is.... profile...enough...

yeah...
#58 to #57 - bloodmachine (05/20/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this ****** stalks women.
User avatar #59 to #58 - snakefire (05/20/2013) [-]
That person is a friend of mine thank you very much.
#56 - lonzie (02/23/2013) [-]
Hey there, how's the R2-D2 doing? Do you still play Pottermore?
#54 - thethread (11/16/2012) [-]
You know who's gonna have a good day? You are.
#53 - lonzie (09/01/2012) [-]
'Nuff said
#34 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
MFW I find another user from Sylmar. Also thanks for accepting the friend request.
MFW I find another user from Sylmar. Also thanks for accepting the friend request.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Wait a second..... Sylmar, CA?
User avatar #36 to #35 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Yep, Sylmar CA
User avatar #37 to #36 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Holy. ******* . **** . I live off of Hubbard. I work at the Ihop down on Truman, and go to Mission for culinary school. You?
#38 to #37 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
I live on De Garmo Ave. Like a block away from Sylmar Park. I also go to Mission College.
#39 to #38 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Will you be there on the 27th? I have food production 101 at 7am that day.
#40 to #39 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Yes I will
#41 to #40 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
#42 to #41 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
meet up?
meet up?
#43 to #42 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
YES! And we should cap this, make a comp of this, take pictures of us together, post it, and it will get the front page!
YES! And we should cap this, make a comp of this, take pictures of us together, post it, and it will get the front page!
#44 to #43 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Hahaha yeah. sounds like a plan.
#45 to #44 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Sweet. Now I say we meet at the cap cart, but what time work for you?
Sweet. Now I say we meet at the cap cart, but what time work for you?
#46 to #45 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
I was going to say if you wanted to meet up by the fountain in front of the library? Umm what time would be good for you?
I was going to say if you wanted to meet up by the fountain in front of the library? Umm what time would be good for you?
#47 to #46 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Fountain works even better. My class ends at 12:05. You?
Fountain works even better. My class ends at 12:05. You?
#48 to #47 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Same here. Im crashing ART 101.
Same here. Im crashing ART 101.
#49 to #48 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
12:06 it is! Do you want to exchange numbers over a pm?
12:06 it is! Do you want to exchange numbers over a pm?
#50 to #49 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Sure
Sure
User avatar #51 to #50 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
SWEET! I'll be in the cooking uniform with the blue jansport with all the pins.
#52 to #51 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
>:)
User avatar #33 - Sandisky (07/25/2012) [-]
**Sandisky rolled user dragontaming ** I guess you can't roll in messages.
User avatar #30 - ariusbrightwing (03/08/2012) [-]
I'm in LA too. ^v^ Sherman Oaks, you?
User avatar #31 to #31 - Mebeshe (03/09/2012) [-]
Sylmar currently, just north of the 210.
User avatar #32 to #32 - ariusbrightwing (03/09/2012) [-]
Ahh cool, that's like 40 minutes. ^v^
User avatar #3 - Merde (06/08/2011) [-]
holy **** I never realized you're a girl before o_________0
User avatar #2 - Merde (06/08/2011) [-]
Do you play Minecraft?

I'm on a server that has 2 or 3 active users and a limit of 14 so it needs to be populated so I'm looking for players.
online=false so even people who didn't actually buy The Game can get on.

Get a hold of me or vzdragonite if you're interested.
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