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Mebeshe

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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:10/05/2015
Location:Los Angeles
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I'm a woman in Los Angeles. You can wish me happy birthday in July. I am not interested in soft core porn, or cyber-sex. Do not solicit me.

latest user's comments

#60 - I'll keep you in my thoughts sister. Stay strong. 05/12/2014 on The Evolution of Medicine 0
#51 - Was she really whoring herself out?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Rustled my Jimmies 0
#52 - usarmyexplain (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm not going to say she was whoring herself, but she did have sex with a lot of guys that happened to buy her things.

Yes, that really does go on in the military, but it's not something people like to talk about.

#49 - I'm a woman.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Rustled my Jimmies 0
#50 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
There are lot's of lonely men in the navy. Once there was a female petty officer attached to my unit, she told me it was easier to make money on a ship.
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#51 - Mebeshe (05/12/2014) [-]
Was she really whoring herself out?
#52 - usarmyexplain (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm not going to say she was whoring herself, but she did have sex with a lot of guys that happened to buy her things.

Yes, that really does go on in the military, but it's not something people like to talk about.

#34 - I'm going to give it my best shot. Thanks dude.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Rustled my Jimmies +1
#41 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
I really want to make a gay joke.
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#49 - Mebeshe (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm a woman.
#50 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
There are lot's of lonely men in the navy. Once there was a female petty officer attached to my unit, she told me it was easier to make money on a ship.
User avatar
#51 - Mebeshe (05/12/2014) [-]
Was she really whoring herself out?
#52 - usarmyexplain (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm not going to say she was whoring herself, but she did have sex with a lot of guys that happened to buy her things.

Yes, that really does go on in the military, but it's not something people like to talk about.

#32 - I'm going for the culinary route. I hope. Linguistics next.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Rustled my Jimmies +1
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#33 - thisiskevinhanian (05/11/2014) [-]
I got machinist mate


I didn't make it through basic, wish I was able to stick to it
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#34 - Mebeshe (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm going to give it my best shot. Thanks dude.
#41 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
I really want to make a gay joke.
User avatar
#49 - Mebeshe (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm a woman.
#50 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
There are lot's of lonely men in the navy. Once there was a female petty officer attached to my unit, she told me it was easier to make money on a ship.
User avatar
#51 - Mebeshe (05/12/2014) [-]
Was she really whoring herself out?
#52 - usarmyexplain (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm not going to say she was whoring herself, but she did have sex with a lot of guys that happened to buy her things.

Yes, that really does go on in the military, but it's not something people like to talk about.

#30 - Just like the teacher who assigned this. 05/11/2014 on Rustled my Jimmies +1
#29 - Dude, I'm thinking about the joining the Navy. I'm meeting up …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Rustled my Jimmies +1
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#31 - thisiskevinhanian (05/11/2014) [-]
well I hope you have a better time of it
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#32 - Mebeshe (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm going for the culinary route. I hope. Linguistics next.
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#33 - thisiskevinhanian (05/11/2014) [-]
I got machinist mate


I didn't make it through basic, wish I was able to stick to it
User avatar
#34 - Mebeshe (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm going to give it my best shot. Thanks dude.
#41 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
I really want to make a gay joke.
User avatar
#49 - Mebeshe (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm a woman.
#50 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
There are lot's of lonely men in the navy. Once there was a female petty officer attached to my unit, she told me it was easier to make money on a ship.
User avatar
#51 - Mebeshe (05/12/2014) [-]
Was she really whoring herself out?
#52 - usarmyexplain (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm not going to say she was whoring herself, but she did have sex with a lot of guys that happened to buy her things.

Yes, that really does go on in the military, but it's not something people like to talk about.

#5 - "You were the chosen one!"  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on "there is another" +20
#10 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
Original trilogy, not that greed-induced bullshit.
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#51 - huntergriff (05/11/2014) [-]
it wasn't greed induced...It had to be made.
Other wise several questions would have been left unanswered, such as "how did vader get into the suit", "who is luke and leia's mother", "How did the empire come to be?", "What were the clone wars?"
#3 - He accidently Tron'd. 05/11/2014 on mirror 0
#28 - You sir are a brilliant ************ and deserve a medal and a parade. 05/11/2014 on justice +1