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MaxFabian

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/09/2010
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:Pittsburgh PA
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Content Views:22925
Times Content Favorited:44 times
Total Comments Made:3235
FJ Points:19936

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#99 - Orichalcum is real though  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Metal 0
#120 - brisineo (06/11/2015) [-]
So it's basically a type of brass...

I'm kinda let down, but at the same time, intrigued. Brass was a common metal even back then in ancient times... Why was Orichalcum different then, if it's the same thing, but often times described to be a metal that was separate than brass and nearly as expensive as gold? Is it just the way it was forged?

This raises some interesting questions.
#20 - Sweet zippo. Heres a link from the guy who bought it. He also … 05/24/2015 on Lighter +3
#102 - This is one of the first things on this site to make me audibl… 05/09/2015 on hello 0
#106 - i could just see him thinking "Are they gone? Oh I think … 04/30/2015 on puppy trying to scare away... +1
#193 - I would have believed all of these significantly more if you h…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Huge UberFacts comp 0
User avatar #195 - Sewallman (04/29/2015) [-]
>>#165

Why I chose überfacts for this,
#67 - I remember seeing the episode of that show where the woman is … 04/28/2015 on Strangest of Strange... +1
#29 - That's what you get for fording the river never ford the river 04/28/2015 on Trying to get my life together +1
#39 - *too  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Truth behind slap bracelets +4
#40 - mathmanchris (04/20/2015) [-]
#18 - That heart is... disturbingly fresh 04/17/2015 on Shits cut part 3 +1
#14 - You should probably stay away from cocaine too  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Remember kids, say no to... 0
User avatar #16 - dreadedsin (04/17/2015) [-]
The Star Wars Holiday Special (Full Movie)

This may be a long video.
This is the Star Wars Holiday special
User avatar #28 - cocoman (04/17/2015) [-]
Dear god, oh god. oh my god.
fuck...
User avatar #35 - dreadedsin (04/18/2015) [-]
The funniest thing is that George Lucas tried so hard to get rid of any trace of the Star wars holiday special.

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Total unique items point value: 1500 / Total items point value: 3500
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #58 - DeathKnight (11/09/2012) [-]
your username is literally the same as someone i go to college with in PA.
User avatar #59 to #58 - DeathKnight (11/09/2012) [-]
the same name*
User avatar #60 to #59 - MaxFabian (11/09/2012) [-]
....My username is my name and i go to college in PA
User avatar #61 to #60 - DeathKnight (11/09/2012) [-]
behrend?
User avatar #62 to #61 - MaxFabian (11/09/2012) [-]
.........WHO ARE YOU??
User avatar #56 - miniwilliam ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
I traded your old dank cheese for my fresh cheese.

Take that!
User avatar #57 to #56 - MaxFabian (08/11/2012) [-]
aww maaaan.
#55 - zearl (08/10/2012) [-]
oh god why, so much cheese
User avatar #54 - bakonforall (08/10/2012) [-]
oh my god... you weren't kidding about the cheese...
User avatar #52 - ibangbabys (08/09/2012) [-]
I will trade my cheese for your cheese
Mine is a fresh cheese
User avatar #53 to #52 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
sounds good to me!
User avatar #19 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
Hello
User avatar #20 to #19 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
Why do you want my precious cheese?
User avatar #43 to #20 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
Im gonna take the first bite.
User avatar #45 to #43 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
*takes first bite* *chews* *swallows*
User avatar #44 to #43 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
don't you dare!
User avatar #46 to #44 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
*takes first bite* *chews* *swallows*
User avatar #47 to #46 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
NO YOU DI'INT!
User avatar #48 to #47 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
*eats with crackers*
User avatar #49 to #48 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
I don't think you understand, i am saving up cheese in order to exact my revenge
User avatar #50 to #49 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
Revenge?
User avatar #51 to #50 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
REVENGE
User avatar #21 to #20 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
Because i have no items..
User avatar #22 to #21 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
YOU NEED CHEESE
User avatar #23 to #22 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
:O Thank you! :D :D
User avatar #24 to #23 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
Don't thank me, thank the cheese.
User avatar #25 to #24 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
Uhm..okay. If you ever need a favor, on funnyjunk, let me know.
User avatar #26 to #25 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
.....a favor?
User avatar #27 to #26 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
Yes, a favor.
User avatar #28 to #27 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
I feel like i just joined the mafia...
User avatar #30 to #29 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
Well ima go hunt for more cheese
User avatar #31 to #30 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
Have fun
User avatar #32 to #31 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
oh.... i will.
User avatar #33 to #32 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
What if i eat the cheese?
User avatar #34 to #33 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!
User avatar #35 to #34 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
Because i am hungry
User avatar #36 to #35 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
But cheese is such a majestic beast, it doesn't deserve such a fate!
User avatar #63 to #36 - thegirlyoudespise (02/06/2014) [-]
i ate the cheese
User avatar #64 to #63 - MaxFabian (02/06/2014) [-]
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE EATING MY CHEESE
User avatar #65 to #64 - thegirlyoudespise (02/06/2014) [-]
i wasn't
User avatar #37 to #36 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
What if i ate it with some grilled pony meat?
User avatar #42 to #37 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
i'll hunt you down. and kill you.

death by cheese.
User avatar #40 to #37 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
DONT EAT THE CHEESE
User avatar #41 to #40 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
OR WHAT?
User avatar #38 to #37 - MaxFabian (08/09/2012) [-]
well I'm not a brony, so i don't really care about that...
User avatar #39 to #38 - thegirlyoudespise (08/09/2012) [-]
Im gonna eat the cheese
User avatar #18 - westsideluigi (07/05/2012) [-]
Thanks for the feedback dude.
Appreciate it!
and..
yes that was supposed to be P.S


User avatar #7 - girlygirlygirl (02/28/2012) [-]
Dude, you're a Jew... me too!! I love finding other Jews on here... I fear with all the Nazi **** ...there aren't many...
User avatar #8 to #7 - MaxFabian (02/28/2012) [-]
**** yeah Jews! I'm actually surprised at the number of jews there are on FJ
User avatar #9 to #8 - girlygirlygirl (02/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, I try to add all of them... lol..from South Carolina...so I don't know to many my age
User avatar #10 to #9 - MaxFabian (02/28/2012) [-]
Haha yeah that sucks. I'm from PA and there arent exactly a lot of Jews here either
User avatar #11 to #10 - girlygirlygirl (02/28/2012) [-]
Have you tried for Birthright? It's amazing... do it if you can
User avatar #12 to #11 - MaxFabian (02/28/2012) [-]
My sister was gona do that! she decided to go to africa instead, but yeah it looked really interesting
User avatar #13 to #12 - girlygirlygirl (02/28/2012) [-]
Do it...most AMAZING thing I have ever done
User avatar #14 to #13 - MaxFabian (02/28/2012) [-]
Haha well i will definitely look into it!
#6 - PoopedInDaFridge (02/03/2012) [-]
fear not my friend, for i am jewish too.
fear not my friend, for i am jewish too.
#4 - hundredninjas (04/19/2011) [-]
<(^_^<) It's so Shinyyyyyyyy. this sir belongs to you
User avatar #5 to #4 - MaxFabian (04/19/2011) [-]
HELL YES! :D!
#1 - yoyoyok (09/30/2010) [-]
ahaha i love yer avitar also...

i raeped yer comment verginity
#2 to #1 - MaxFabian (09/30/2010) [-]
I'v never been so happy in my entire life
User avatar #3 to #2 - yoyoyok (09/30/2010) [-]
than my work here is done
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