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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/25/2010
Last Login:7/18/2014
Location:Marathon Florida
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My name is Matias Pezzella and I am from Argentina currently living in the USA. I get a year older on February 26, and thankfully, still young lol :). I play soccer as a hobby (pro dreams are no more :( ).

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#1045 - An unopened bike seat XD 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#214 - When any MILF looks that good, age doesn't matter, man She…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2014 on mothers day +1
User avatar #215 - demandsgayversion (05/12/2014) [-]
First off, most old people have a different perspective on the universe than young people - more often than not including racism - and as such, make for an incompatible non-authoritative relationship.

And no, she looks like the head of an oar with a face.
User avatar #218 - neutralgray (05/12/2014) [-]
Please stop talking.
User avatar #220 - demandsgayversion (05/12/2014) [-]
Hey, if paddleface is what gets you off, who am I to judge?
#212 - You see a big forehead... I see an open target ;)  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2014 on mothers day +1
User avatar #213 - demandsgayversion (05/12/2014) [-]
She's like, 40. That's disgusting.
User avatar #214 - Matiriver (05/12/2014) [-]
When any MILF looks that good, age doesn't matter, man She could be 45 or 50 and if she looks good, I'd get her done ;)
User avatar #215 - demandsgayversion (05/12/2014) [-]
First off, most old people have a different perspective on the universe than young people - more often than not including racism - and as such, make for an incompatible non-authoritative relationship.

And no, she looks like the head of an oar with a face.
User avatar #218 - neutralgray (05/12/2014) [-]
Please stop talking.
User avatar #220 - demandsgayversion (05/12/2014) [-]
Hey, if paddleface is what gets you off, who am I to judge?
#14 - Touche..... 10/09/2013 on Hipster Wizards 0
#12 - You do realize 1997 is the year that the series end right? (No…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Hipster Wizards 0
User avatar #13 - themurp (10/09/2013) [-]
Date of publication for first book?
User avatar #14 - Matiriver (10/09/2013) [-]
Touche.....
#83 - So... I'm not the only one.... 08/10/2013 on God Natalie is such a poser +4
#8 - MFW when I learned she was only 10 07/18/2013 on Ducky is pissed +1
#7 - MFW when I found out her father killed her  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Ducky is pissed +2
#8 - Matiriver (07/18/2013) [-]
MFW when I learned she was only 10
#339 - Would you allow him to suffer through great pain day after day… 06/02/2013 on The feels +2
#140 - Watch that movie last night. So beautiful :') shed some manly … 06/01/2013 on Celebrity Look Alikes +1
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