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Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
Last Login:7/27/2016
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#6 - That girl has the patience of a goddamn saint and deserves som… 26 minutes ago on Anon Tabulates his Autism 0
#6 - Give me back the minute of my life I spent reading this 1 hour ago on 867-5309 0
#14 - It's probably some brainwashy early education school assignment 3 hours ago on Forms Are Weird These Days +3
#10 - "not all of us are terrorists" "boy golly, … 07/26/2016 on #NotAllMuslims +2
#3 - What a load of ********. 7 year olds can't grasp the gravity o… 07/25/2016 on poor man +17
#5 - Those are hardly opinions. Except for the execution one. But e…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2016 on yes, that guy! +17
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#6 - surrandre (07/25/2016) [-]
Not to mention the filing for bankruptcy in the post is a half truth, and even then it's not a negative point about him.
So many times I hear my family argue "Oh but he filed for bankruptcy multiple times" Yeah, and? Michelle, you fucking filed for personal bankruptcy last year, fuck off. He filed for business, it's nowhere near the same thing.
Especially when you look at that being the absolute best choice for him at the time, and he's had FAR more successes than failures as an entrepreneur.
#32 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
It's easy to be successful when you're born rich and can sponge off your daddy's money and connections. : )
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#34 - surrandre (07/25/2016) [-]
"I'm an anon, my opinion matters. Trump is bad because he was born rich and used his money to create a fuck ton more business and improve the job market instead of sitting on his ass and living pretty with daddy's money."
Fuck off.
#45 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Bro, Trump made more jobs out of self interest, which is fine, but your language is completely off. Also how does insulting one man's opinions relevance increase your own? Debate him 1 on 1, stop trying to hide behind popular opinion.
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#73 - surrandre (07/25/2016) [-]
Hold on, hiding behind popular opinion? How is the FACT that Trump has created more jobs in his life than most other born billionaires a fucking opinion?

I don't need to debate a fact, as to whether or not you believe it it's still true.
#3 - Now do one on Hillary THE ONE WHO'S HUSBAND CHEATING …  [+] (30 new replies) 07/25/2016 on yes, that guy! +199
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#85 - kampi (07/25/2016) [-]
Both are awful candidates.
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#84 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/25/2016) [-]
As much as I hate Hillary, her husband cheating on her has no bearing over her qualifications to be president.
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#68 - Mortuus (07/25/2016) [-]
The one with how many ex wives?

The one who literally is a large corporate interest?

That one's just straight-up fucking propaganda you shill

Read above
#55 - maxpaynenarration (07/25/2016) [-]
They're both shit candidates.
#44 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Holy shit kid, are you really upset at liberal comedians making a liberal sided joke? Go back to the anti Bernie comps.
#30 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Yeah, what cunts. I mean, how DARE they criticize Trump?
#21 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
It's called comedy. You sniveling twat.
#38 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Comedy should have something in it that is actually funny.
#80 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
'funny' is in the eye of the beholder.. it was funny to people who agree with the sentiment.
#25 - leeftur (07/25/2016) [-]
So is the Hilary Clinton one. Or is it only comedic when you are mocking the candidate you disagree with?
#46 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
The picture was up for laughs, person a with the hillary rant ended it with a blatant insult being salty about it. You guys really need to relax, all this anger and hatred is not healthy for the community

Things were happy before a long long time ago...
#28 - arkamedies (07/25/2016) [-]
fucking career ended that cunt
#17 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Why did you say cunts? They're not supporting hillary, just saying how ridiculous it is to have someone who has no political experience run for president.
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#47 - severepwner (07/25/2016) [-]
Better than having a political failure run for president.
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#13 - opummagnus (07/25/2016) [-]
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for That Scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"

Trump: "No the other one:"
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#14 - opummagnus (07/25/2016) [-]
Hillary: "The funding of neoNazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII ?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa ?

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and go to sleep?

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Encouraging and supporting the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villages by Israel ?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "

Trump: "No, the other one."
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#15 - opummagnus (07/25/2016) [-]
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left Office?"

Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
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#86 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/25/2016) [-]
As much as I enjoy Hillary bashing, most of these points not only weren't scandals, most weren't even Hillary's decision or responsibility.
#83 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
nearly all fake scandals, way to regurgitate all of the BS you've ever heard without doing a lick of actual research lol

just another abettor perpetuating things you know deep down probably aren't true, scum of the earth. Hillary sucks, but stooping to the level where you list off literally every piece of bs ever accused of her is just pathetic.
#98 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
It's a joke, not a dick
Don't take it so hard
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#12 - DemonMatt (07/25/2016) [-]
Would need to open with:
"But that's not all, guess who he's running against?"
"Who?"
"Hillary Clinton!"
Jon has a second spit take
#8 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
THE ONE WHO WHO HAD THAT MASSIVE EMAIL LEAK THAT PROVED CORRUPTION
Yeah, that one

TWICE!?
Yeah, that one
#7 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Butthurt much?
#4 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
They are using facts (well exept for the remarks about Trumps appearance) that point out Trumps weaknesses.
You are using your opinions (exept for the Bill Clinton cheating on Hillary one. But that merely points out a weakness in Bill).
I'm all for criticizing Hillary, but your line of arguments is kinda weak.
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#5 - Maroon (07/25/2016) [-]
Those are hardly opinions. Except for the execution one. But even that one is at least jail time. Whether or not she committed crimes is not a matter of opinion, it's a now public fact that everyone has decided to pretend isn't actually happening.
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#6 - surrandre (07/25/2016) [-]
Not to mention the filing for bankruptcy in the post is a half truth, and even then it's not a negative point about him.
So many times I hear my family argue "Oh but he filed for bankruptcy multiple times" Yeah, and? Michelle, you fucking filed for personal bankruptcy last year, fuck off. He filed for business, it's nowhere near the same thing.
Especially when you look at that being the absolute best choice for him at the time, and he's had FAR more successes than failures as an entrepreneur.
#32 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
It's easy to be successful when you're born rich and can sponge off your daddy's money and connections. : )
User avatar
#34 - surrandre (07/25/2016) [-]
"I'm an anon, my opinion matters. Trump is bad because he was born rich and used his money to create a fuck ton more business and improve the job market instead of sitting on his ass and living pretty with daddy's money."
Fuck off.
#45 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Bro, Trump made more jobs out of self interest, which is fine, but your language is completely off. Also how does insulting one man's opinions relevance increase your own? Debate him 1 on 1, stop trying to hide behind popular opinion.
User avatar
#73 - surrandre (07/25/2016) [-]
Hold on, hiding behind popular opinion? How is the FACT that Trump has created more jobs in his life than most other born billionaires a fucking opinion?

I don't need to debate a fact, as to whether or not you believe it it's still true.
#3 - Well, they're claiming it'll be out in 2016. To be honest, I m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on Dynamic Tear (star citizen) +3
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#6 - lordtriggs (07/25/2016) [-]
I believe the main portion of the game will be coming out around christmas time with the servers firing up a couple weeks after that
#7 - It seems like he could read her mind and she called him a sucker 07/25/2016 on btfo +2
#5 - They started letting blacks attend 07/25/2016 on Mass shootings in the 1950s -1
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