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Date Signed Up:2/28/2010
Last Login:4/30/2012
Location:Canada
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I've got a stomach full of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle...might've been too much.

Candy stripe a cancer ward, it's not my problem.

You're Dr.Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.

The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You...slip one on when you meet a stranger, you dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

-Marla Singer, Fight Club

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#274 - yfw she catches you 04/30/2012 on Pardon Me +10
#109 - dafuq does that **** get on front page? 04/30/2012 on Mars: 6 Earth: 0 0
#216 - Picture 04/30/2012 on Facebook Bitches 0
#277 - Picture 04/30/2012 on Bricks Will Be Shat 0
#120 - Picture 04/30/2012 on I hate eating dinner +3
#179 - Comment deleted 03/25/2012 on When you see it ;) 0
#364 - > first date with girl > we decide to see a stupid r…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2012 on Dating story +27
#401 - anonymous (03/25/2012) [-]
Never happened, sorry.

Foolish nigger.
User avatar #369 - paelaer (03/25/2012) [-]
You know, I remember going to see The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo with this girl. Lucky for both of us we knew how to whisper so quietly that we could barely hear ourselves.
The movie was great. Only distraction was that she kept kissing me.
User avatar #366 - TheLastNinja (03/25/2012) [-]
That feel bro... I know EXACTLY what you mean, but on my first date with this chick, she talked so loud and laughed obnoxiously so bad it almost had to slap a bitch. She randomly was just like "HEY BRITT! BRITT!----" for like 30 seconds until her sister (No fucking idea she was there at ALL) "WHAT?!" Then they started having an argument in the middle of a fucking movie theater. Fuckingawkward.jpg. I silently get up, take my M&Ms and slip out. Never said a word to her after or anything. still haven't heard from the bitch :D
#63 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2012 on Aliens +3
#70 - mrepicness (03/25/2012) [-]
#128 - So today funnyjunk was all oc and i laughed my ass off 03/23/2012 on People never say +8
#414 - Picture 03/23/2012 on That feel is coming 0

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