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But who could give a fuck about a kid with a dream?
'Cause stories aren't told about the ones unseen.
With the gleam in his eye, his middle finger to the sky.
Crooked smile on his face, he doesn't think he can die.

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#741 - posttwo (04/22/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
User avatar #639 - Marker (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
To all who dare step here
I am Marker.
I have been here for far too long. I am from a race of people commonly known as "oldfags". We are usually found swimming in a sea of red thumbs bitching about how the site used to be.
I suffer from a disease called Judaism. It has not been known to be fatal, but it means I am cursed to live my life loving money. There is currently no known cure.
My avatar is Hollow Ichigo with desu~ eyes. It was made c. September 2010 by TinyHeadHouse. I still use it because I like it.
I'm a Shoubro. If you don't know what that means, you are not one.
You get nothing.
You lose.
Good day sir.
User avatar #971 - admin (1 hour ago) [-]
actually I take it back
I went too far overboard

i'll remod if you want

my bad
User avatar #972 to #971 - Marker (1 hour ago) [-]
thanks bruh
look I'm really only just trying to help, please understand that, man
User avatar #973 to #972 - admin (1 hour ago) [-]
what mod level were you
User avatar #964 - Sasher ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Well, looks like Bleach isnt going to be posted every Wednesday now.
User avatar #965 to #964 - Marker (08/27/2014) [-]
yeah, from what I heard it might be a day or so later because of this piracy crackdown. Honestly I'm just waiting for all these sites to lose their manga so I have incentive to subscribe to WSJA.
User avatar #966 to #965 - Sasher ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Well honestly its not that bad, its just now instead of every Wednesday its gonna be something like every Saturday. So we just gotta wait a few days before we go back to the regular week long wait. Lets just hope the crackdown doesnt become anything worse.
User avatar #968 to #967 - Sasher ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Well it came sooner than expected, also what the hell whats with all these people with the ability to control people I DONT LIKE PEOPLE CONTROLLING PEOPLE I LIKE PEOPLE BEING PEOPLE.
#969 to #968 - Marker (08/28/2014) [-]
#970 to #969 - Sasher ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
mfw that power
User avatar #958 - ashedust (08/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #959 to #958 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #960 to #959 - ashedust (08/20/2014) [-]
Because you stole my job =(

I was make 26.38 an hour for like... 3 or 4 hours a week and then suddenly you're there and I get like no hours...

User avatar #952 to #951 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
your one of those people that likes to hold grudges, are't you?
User avatar #953 to #952 - woodlandcritters (08/20/2014) [-]
You're one of those fags who can't spell right?
User avatar #954 to #953 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
oh no you caught a typo
do you run to your mommy when someone calls you a faggot?
User avatar #956 to #955 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
you're pretty pathetic, actually
User avatar #944 - LaBarata (08/19/2014) [-]
Aaaand boned.
User avatar #945 to #944 - Marker (08/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #946 to #945 - LaBarata (08/19/2014) [-]
I accidentally commented on addy's profile.

I'm so b&
User avatar #947 to #946 - Marker (08/19/2014) [-]
wait how the.....
User avatar #948 to #947 - LaBarata (08/19/2014) [-]
I accidentally the comment
#941 - hellscythe (08/19/2014) [-]
so how many times have you been mentioned because someone shoved one of you up their bum
ive totally never done that before
User avatar #942 to #941 - Marker (08/19/2014) [-]
not that many, but after it happened maybe once I made a joke about it
since then...... well you saw the post
#943 to #942 - hellscythe (08/19/2014) [-]
im surprised about that markers are good for that
User avatar #938 - tehbestever (08/18/2014) [-]
you know what to do
User avatar #939 to #938 - Marker (08/18/2014) [-]
so what, I just gotta not talk to phan unless really necessary and I'm in the clear?
User avatar #940 to #939 - tehbestever (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #931 - novabird ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #932 to #931 - Marker (08/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #933 to #932 - novabird ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
questioning random friend request.
User avatar #934 to #933 - Marker (08/17/2014) [-]
because I realized you were never on my list for some reason
come on man you didn't forget me already did you
User avatar #935 to #934 - novabird ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i know you, i'm just really paranoid of random invites.
i use my profile like a sanctuary of sorts to keep the peace there after all.
User avatar #936 to #935 - Marker (08/17/2014) [-]
glad to know I'm just a random guy, then
User avatar #937 to #936 - novabird ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
you aren't random, the invite was random and without context.
User avatar #920 - tigery (08/08/2014) [-]
Thank you for that new format for items... that is a whole lot easier to work with
User avatar #961 to #920 - Marker (08/21/2014) [-]
bluh sorry I never responded
yeah that's a template, makes **** a ton easier. I gotta play with it still, actually, but I also start the semester soon. I just gotta reorganize some code. as you can tell it's usable anyway....
#917 - Sasher ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
My sides are reaching orbital speed
#921 to #918 - Sasher ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
************** **** so I finally finished all that (well all the good endings anyway) and right now here are my thoughts on each path.

Hanako: Was great, wouldve been better if they continued it.
Lilly: **** yes this was amazing best one 10/10 would play again.
Emi: Was pretty good. anal
Rin: Ehhh....
Shizune: **** that **** , that **** sucked balls
User avatar #922 to #921 - Marker (08/09/2014) [-]
Did you read the Hanako epilogue I linked last time?
User avatar #923 to #922 - Sasher ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Weeeeeeeeeeeelllll I started reading a bit at first, and then I kinda got distracted. I still have the tab open with the epilogue, and despite me wanting to read it, the giant wall of text also frightens me. Since I'm not much of a fan of said walls of text, I'm considering taking the time to read it when I'm somewhere and need something to do to pass the time. Although I don't mind any spoilers about it. So don't be afraid of saying anything that might spoil it, I don't mind.
User avatar #924 to #923 - Marker (08/09/2014) [-]
I'd actually have to go back and read it again, but from what I remember, it gives a little more of a (fan-made) insight on Hanako's feelings for Hisao, and ends a little more satisfyingly. I'd definitely recommend reading it at some point, though I'd actually recommend doing her route in the pre-alpha more. Holy **** it was not only the original plan for her route, it was so much of a better story. Shizune's route was apparently also far more filled out. The reason the final product was such a bad story is the differences in opinions in the writers. I still gotta do her beta route, myself, but it's much more of a story, and isn't just one choice and done.
#925 to #924 - Sasher ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
How much in difference do the alpha and beta compare to the final products stories? And I don't know if I can do those to be honest, doing the stories for all the girls in this game took an entire week alone, and I only did the good endings.
User avatar #926 to #925 - Marker (08/09/2014) [-]
I don't know about the other three girls, and I've only heard about Shizune's. Now for Hanako, the story really is worlds different (act 1 is still the same). The original way it was supposed to go was that her route would only lead to bad endings, and three of them, and her good ending (dubbed the "True Route"), was actually a branch off of Lilly's. The editor for the pre-alpha wasn't really sure how based on what he could piece together, so all you'd really have to do is go to Hanako's and you see his note with the option of what you want to see.

Anywho, this good ending was also just much better than the final version, and I really think it should have been the final version, but I digress. Sweeter ending, funnier at the best times, I could go on, but I'd end up using up my entire character count.
#927 to #926 - Sasher ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Just realized Katawa Shoujo is a 4chan game. The name "Four Leaf Studios" makes a lot more sense now.
User avatar #928 to #927 - Marker (08/13/2014) [-]
Yeah but it wasn't made by /b/tards, so it came out well
User avatar #929 to #928 - Sasher ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
A game by /b/... I dont know if it would even be playable.
also god damn obon week
User avatar #896 - Sasher ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
So given all the hype around it, I started playing Katawa Shoujo. I dont know what I'm getting myself into.
#898 to #896 - RyderSechrest ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
#897 to #896 - Marker (08/01/2014) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
User avatar #902 to #897 - Sasher ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Before I even go over the the feelings Im going through right now after playing this, have you played this yet?
User avatar #903 to #902 - Marker (08/03/2014) [-]
regular user on the channel
ad­min on the wiki
#904 to #903 - Sasher ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Ok well I just finished Hanako's story and god damn I havn't felt this feely in a god damn while. Im happy and upset at the same time because I wish the story went a little further, but I'm also happy that Hanako's happy in the end.
God damn these ******* feels wont go away
also Im going to try and finish the rest of the stories for all the other characters, hopefully I dont drown in tears. Im probably going to start with either Lily or Emi next. Also I just found out I should have saved at every choice option **** my life.
User avatar #906 to #905 - Sasher ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Oh dang I gotta read that up, also there was a pre alpha? I dont know much about the game so Im next to clueless about most of this stuff. Also, now that Im finished with Hanako's story, whats the best way to skip to choices so I can save at them? Because as much as I do wanna continue the stories with the rest, Its going to suck if Im going to have to go through all the dialogue Ive seen already.
User avatar #907 to #906 - Marker (08/03/2014) [-]
the tab button advances through already read text
the first link, as you can gather, is a fan-written epiliogue
as for the other thing:

There was an originally unreleased beta, it was later leaked and the files were compiled into a runnable game. the stories were a bit different, Hanako's and Shizune's especially. Hanako has three bad endings (all very dark and not for the weak-willed) and a good ending that in my opinion tops the final product's version. Some of the music was also different (Kenji's older theme is very different). Only main problem with this leaked beta is it was missing images and sound for everything beyond Act 1.

Then comes along a Steam group that named themselves the "pre-alpha repair". Their goal is to take the leaked beta files, add images and music where they're missing, add the tracks from the final game in place of some of their older versions. They're not done, but at the very least, Hanako's very diferent good ending has full images and sprites. This is the kind of thing I'd really only recommend playing after you've finished all the endings in the final game (or at least all the good endings)
User avatar #908 to #907 - Sasher ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
To completely finish the game, do I have to go through all the bad endings aswell? I Think this is the kind of game where I'd like to only see the good endings happen, and none of that depressing stuff.
#909 to #908 - Marker (08/03/2014) [-]
well, 100% completion means all the endings, good bad and neutral

100% really just gets you an extra CG, but here it is
#910 to #909 - Sasher ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Honestly, I don't know if I can continue. If the other endings are anything like the one I just witnessed, I may become overloaded with feels and not know what to do with myself. It may be best to just stop here and prevent myself from going through that, but man at the same time I wanna finish the game. This is tough.
User avatar #911 to #910 - Sasher ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
I think I just need a break.
User avatar #912 to #911 - Marker (08/03/2014) [-]
some time in-between routes isn't a bad idea. they do hit hard.

In other news, I suppose you've heard Japan is pissed?
User avatar #913 to #912 - Sasher ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
What are they pissed about now?
User avatar #914 to #913 - Marker (08/03/2014) [-]
Piracy of chapters and episodes, costing the country as a whole about 2 trillion yen in damages. They have a list of sites they're sending content removal requests to, such as torrent sites, streaming sites, sites that upload full chapters, etc.

If these sites end up actually losing their content, I plan on getting a WSJA subscription, but I'm waiting until something actually happens.
User avatar #915 to #914 - Sasher ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Oh, well they've been pissed about that for awhile now. I remember it was either half a year or a year ago but a lot of these websites who uploaded chapters and were streaming got shut down or very limited in what they could post. Also, whats WSJA?
User avatar #916 to #915 - Marker (08/03/2014) [-]
Weekly Shonen Jump Alpha, which is the US version of the weekly magazine, completely digital. It's official translations, and only about a week behind Japan. $25.99 for 48 weeks.
User avatar #894 - admin (08/01/2014) [-]
hey fag i made you an admin on wikifj.com

which lets you edit pages, revert, delete, etc.
User avatar #895 to #894 - Marker (08/01/2014) [-]
thanks, daddy faggot

Serious question tho, do I ever have a shot at being a mod again, or is phan spreading ******** about me doing a **** job?
User avatar #900 to #895 - admin (08/02/2014) [-]

absolutely zero trolling is allowed and any users who talk bs/troll can never be mods
User avatar #901 to #900 - Marker (08/02/2014) [-]
I never really trolled though. I mean, the most I would ever do is join in an occasional retard forum ******** , but I never intentionally caused trouble. And I did my job fine, despite whatever phan likes to claim.
User avatar #893 to #892 - Marker (07/24/2014) [-]
respond to my rage u fak
User avatar #889 - maybetraffy (07/22/2014) [-]
hork hork
User avatar #890 to #889 - Marker (07/22/2014) [-]
meep meep
#887 - samoaspider (07/22/2014) [-]
whats up?
User avatar #888 to #887 - Marker (07/22/2014) [-]
well my head's not sticking out of a toilet, so things are already going better for me than that guy
User avatar #870 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Hey there
#876 to #875 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
So.. How ya been?
User avatar #877 to #876 - Marker (07/19/2014) [-]
Uh... good.... I guess..... have we met?
User avatar #878 to #877 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I guess it's good you've been good...
We have met though.. Long time ago..
User avatar #879 to #878 - Marker (07/19/2014) [-]
you seem so familiar..... **** . my memory is being **** right now
#880 to #879 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #881 to #880 - Marker (07/19/2014) [-]
Aww now you made me feel bad. Can I have a hint
#882 to #881 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I used to be relevant
When lolicon was A-OK, I posted loads
User avatar #883 to #882 - Marker (07/19/2014) [-]
remember way back when when **** didn't die off after any amount of time?
User avatar #884 to #883 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I do
Those were the days.
User avatar #885 to #884 - Marker (07/19/2014) [-]
Coldplay - Paradise (Peponi) African Style (ft. guest artist, Alex Boye) - ThePianoGuys Twister - The World Ends With You Soundtrack Cool, Cool, Considerate Men - 1776 (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) well I've run out of **** to talk about and I'm probably going to bed soon. Have some music.
User avatar #886 to #885 - LoliSama ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Night Marker
#868 - abstractpink (07/18/2014) [-]
That sticky is so cringy, it's fascinating me, mister
#866 - Sasher ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #867 to #866 - Marker (07/17/2014) [-]
I still can't tell if she was hiding inside Orihime's tits or not.
User avatar #863 - snipys (07/15/2014) [-]
**snipys stalks marker internally**
User avatar #864 to #863 - Marker (07/15/2014) [-]
**snipys is a faggot stalker bitch**
User avatar #865 to #864 - snipys (07/15/2014) [-]
How you do teh magics?
#859 to #853 - slentard (07/15/2014) [-]
This will make a fine addition to my collection
User avatar #860 to #859 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
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