Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Marker    

Rank #473 on Comments
Marker Avatar Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous
Online
Send mail to Marker Block Marker Invite Marker to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
Oh god admin stickied me. Dis gon b gud.comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: NoYouCantHaveMyFacebook
Youtube Channel: ljoufhk
Steam Profile: schiffy94
Consoles Owned: A Lemon
Video Games Played: Too fucking many
X-box Gamertag: I would give you it if I had one
PSN: I would give you it if I had one
Interests: Stuff..... and things
Date Signed Up:2/05/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:Magical Jew Land
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2951
Comment Ranking:#473
Highest Content Rank:#552
Highest Comment Rank:#113
Content Thumbs: 12250 total,  14093 ,  1843
Comment Thumbs: 33741 total,  40602 ,  6861
Content Level Progress: 36.4% (182/500)
Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 63.6% (636/1000)
Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:38
Content Views:333086
Times Content Favorited:877 times
Total Comments Made:21721
FJ Points:35963
Favorite Tags: the (11) | in (6) | jab (5) | jib (5) | jibjab (5) | review (5) | tags (5) | Year (5) | You (5) | i (4) | is (4) | Not (4) | FML (3) | game (3) | Hanako (3) | no (3) | one (3) | a (2) | and (2) | Anime (2)
But who could give a fuck about a kid with a dream?
'Cause stories aren't told about the ones unseen.
With the gleam in his eye, his middle finger to the sky.
Crooked smile on his face, he doesn't think he can die.

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 > >> [ 131 Funny Pictures Total ]
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 835410 / Total items point value: 3974961
[ 392 items Total ]

Comments(622):

[ 622 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
Anonymous commenting is allowed
#741 - posttwo (04/22/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
User avatar #639 - Marker ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
To all who dare step here
I am Marker.
I have been here for far too long. I am from a race of people commonly known as "oldfags". We are usually found swimming in a sea of red thumbs bitching about how the site used to be.
I suffer from a disease called Judaism. It has not been known to be fatal, but it means I am cursed to live my life loving money. There is currently no known cure.
My avatar is Hollow Ichigo with desu~ eyes. It was made c. September 2010 by TinyHeadHouse. I still use it because I like it.
I'm a Shoubro. If you don't know what that means, you are not one.
You get nothing.
You lose.
Good day sir.
User avatar #848 - alekksandar (21 hours ago) [-]
FUICK YOURE ASSE I WIL **** IT UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT BUT GAPING HOLE FUL OF SPERM WHITE JUICY SPERM YOU STUPID FAGOT **** **** FAGOT

U BETER COVER UR ASSE BECUSE CALOOBY IS KOMMING IN UR ASSE YOU DUMB FUNK

I WILL RAPE UR ASS MMMMMMM JUICY ASS PRETTYY ASS SWEATY ASS

I WIL RAPE DAT ASS !!!!! URE ASE IS MY TO FUKK!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #850 to #848 - timetravelzero (19 hours ago) [-]
I am very confused.
User avatar #849 to #848 - Marker ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
I... uh.... what?
#837 - Sasher ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
All of my what
#838 to #837 - Marker ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
I was like, half awake this morning, reading the chapter on my phone in bed, and then I saw that page

MFW
User avatar #839 to #838 - Sasher ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
"I know this smell, I could recognize this smell anywhere."
Jokes aside, its not that surprising coming from Yumichika honestly, but I did not expect Kubo to make it this blatant.
User avatar #840 to #839 - Marker ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Dude's got..... quite the nose, though.
#841 to #840 - Sasher ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Mhm, although I'm not sure if he said that just to piss her off, or maybe she is really a guy. I hope not.
User avatar #842 to #841 - Marker ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Well, her reaction speaks volumes. She was thrown off by her first statement, which is natural, but as soon as he said the thing about semen, instead of just rebutting (or uh.... providing proof otherwise?), she was pretty quick to do nothing but summon Dead-Bambi and attack. Even if it's not exactly what Yumichika was saying, she's clearly hiding something.
#843 to #842 - Sasher ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Something involving semen. inb4 because shes a massive slut
User avatar #844 to #843 - Marker ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
well a thing I just came up with was... uh.... ********
#846 to #845 - Marker ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
There will be many in the coming chapters
#847 to #846 - Sasher ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm prepared.
I'm prepared.
User avatar #833 - mrsnowballs (07/10/2014) [-]
That's a nice text color
User avatar #835 to #834 - mrsnowballs (07/10/2014) [-]
that's the one true color. You know it, I know it, joshlol knows it. Yellow is our lord and savior
#826 - miia ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#827 to #826 - Marker ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
That's actually not even why I have this username
#828 to #827 - miia ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
why then?
User avatar #829 to #828 - Marker ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
nickname by highschool friends from being named Marc
the same friends then later played Dead Space

Get mentioned in Dead Space threads and related comments all the time though
User avatar #830 to #829 - miia ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
i get mentioned in monster musume threads too
#831 to #830 - Marker ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
I can't even negin to imagine why that would be.....
User avatar #832 to #831 - Marker ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
begin*
****
User avatar #821 - Sasher ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
If this becomes a 'saving Ishida' arc Im going to be mildly upset.
User avatar #822 to #821 - Marker ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I prefer "kick his ass and drag him back"
User avatar #823 to #822 - Sasher ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Idk, I kinda have the feeling he is going to be killed, or die somehow, before this all ends.
User avatar #824 to #823 - Marker ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Well I mean look, the guy he's joined up with is the very reason his mother is dead. Dude's got something up his sleeve, and Yhwach knows what it is. If anyone's gonna kill him it's gonna be theBigg Boss of the Quincy.
User avatar #825 to #824 - Sasher ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
On a side note, Im kinda relieved the three didnt just teleport away from the fight to just go off and chill somewhere. I wonder if maybe we'll get to see the Soul King soon.
User avatar #817 - syrianassassin ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
guez wut
User avatar #816 - jingleforth (06/27/2014) [-]
hi, who r u?
User avatar #818 to #816 - Marker ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
a person of sorts
User avatar #819 to #818 - jingleforth (06/27/2014) [-]
Why'd you add me?
User avatar #820 to #819 - Marker ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
i add a lot of people
#815 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#799 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#801 to #799 - timetravelzero (06/22/2014) [-]
This can only end well...
This can only end well...
#800 to #799 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#803 to #802 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#804 to #803 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I found many .gifs
I found many .gifs
#805 to #804 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#806 to #805 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#807 to #806 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#808 to #807 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#809 to #808 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
More of these for other characters if you want.
#810 to #809 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#812 to #811 - snipys ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #794 - meelo (06/21/2014) [-]
Hi How have you been?
User avatar #795 to #794 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Pretty good despite the fact that my plans to take over the world have been at a standstill
User avatar #796 to #795 - meelo (06/21/2014) [-]
Awh damn. Sorry to hear that. What were you planning?
User avatar #797 to #796 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Eh, main problem is Russia won't give in to my demands.
User avatar #798 to #797 - meelo (06/21/2014) [-]
Did you try offering them warmth?
#792 - snipys ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**snipys passes out in puddle of cum and drool on this profile as well**
User avatar #793 to #792 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**Marker throws the homeless bum out of his house**
#789 - ykaliber has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #790 to #789 - Marker ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Screenshots work on the bug reports page, but ONLY ADMIN SEES THEM
It says that clear as crystal above the image box on the bug reports page
If you can't read those 5 basic words, that's your own problem
Why you are showing me this screenshot I have no ******* clue
#791 to #790 - ykaliber has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #784 - badboywantsu (06/19/2014) [-]
i didn't know i wasn't in your friends list but i'm glad you requested me again, how have you been lately?
User avatar #785 to #784 - Marker ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
You were on my friends list
I ******* a bad link
it deleted my list
User avatar #788 to #785 - badboywantsu (06/19/2014) [-]
that sucks at least you got me back now
User avatar #783 - mrsnowballs (06/19/2014) [-]
you ******* it didn't you?
User avatar #786 to #783 - Marker ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
yesshutup
#779 - dragx ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
I believe we have met before, have we not.
User avatar #780 to #779 - Marker ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Ifellforalinkthatkilledmyfriendslist
User avatar #781 to #780 - dragx ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Who gave it to you?
#782 to #781 - Marker ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
No one
I found it in /flags/
it was a link flagged as spam
<--mfw
#777 - Sasher ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
oooooo dis next chapter gunna b good
oooooo dis next chapter gunna b good
User avatar #778 to #777 - Marker ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Ichigo vs. eight goddamn Sternritter. Woo boy.
#776 - meelo (06/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#773 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
what happens when you chase a jew took your stuff


STOP!
Stop tryin' to take my **** !
(Oh it's just to borrow)
No! No!
(I'll give it back!)
Stop! Man, gimme my **** back, it's my **** !
(I'm gonna sue you!)
Won't ya just stop tryin' to sue me cuz I can't take it
Why won't you eat bacon?
(Oy! You know how much bacon costs? It's too expensive!)
#774 to #773 - Marker ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Okay that was kinda funny
#775 to #774 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
you are into taking people **** ?
User avatar #769 - abstractpink (05/26/2014) [-]
>I'm a Shoubro. If you don't know what that means, you are not one.

Only slightly biased lol
[ 622 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)