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Marker

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"the great tragedy of living in the internet age is that you can instantly check how unoriginal your ideas are" - Orteilcomment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: NoYouCantHaveMyFacebook
Youtube Channel: ljoufhk
Steam Profile: schiffy94
Consoles Owned: A Lemon
Video Games Played: Too fucking many
X-box Gamertag: I would give you it if I had one
PSN: I would give you it if I had one
Interests: Stuff..... and things
Date Signed Up:2/05/2010
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Magical Jew Land
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A man divides fruits picked up, and takes out the seed.
The seed taken out is buried underground.
It will pull out the bud, and become a gigantic tree,
and to keep growing up after the man dies.
The name of the gray tree is Grisaia.

(Add me on Skype: schiffy94)

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User avatar #1023 - snipys (09/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Wow what an ass. See this is what is wrong with this site, admin hires ********* mods that go around banning people for "omg anime boobs lol" what an asshole. i didn't even see those boobs you jerk! What the hell are cancerous faggots like you banning people for one image! Please go jerk off admin and then probly kill yourself okay? u suck.

<3
#741 - posttwo (04/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1304 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
hey

our board is being **** by sona now.

doing same **** as newpuls
User avatar #1305 to #1304 - Marker ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
I'm delegating this one over to joshlol
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
yes joshlol do the job
User avatar #1303 - cowisbeast (22 hours ago) [-]
posting here for later use - ignore
#1295 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
whats new in the land of marker
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - Marker ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
idunno, never been there
#1297 to #1296 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
youve never been to the place you live?
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - Marker ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
of course not, that would make sense
#1299 to #1298 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Throwing water on a braless woman in a white t-shirt**
how crazy is marker
User avatar #1300 to #1294 - Marker ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
man why ya gotta do that thing where you don't even log onto skype in a week
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - snipys (07/03/2015) [-]
because of that very reason.
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - Marker ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
fair point
#1293 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Making a pouty face.**
how can marker earn coolness points
#1292 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.**
why is marker a weeb
#1285 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor prods marker with a stick to wake him up**
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - Marker ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
I'm up and playing console waifus
#1287 to #1286 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor shakes head**
poor dear marker is a consolefag

*loads shotgun* sorry bro,.....
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - Marker ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
***** I'm playing Hyperdimension Neptunia.
on Steam
#1289 to #1288 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
but on a console
*cocks shotgun*
im gonna miss you bro
#1290 to #1289 - Marker ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
no
it's a game
about people
who are the personification of consoles
#1291 to #1290 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
mother of god

*swings gun around and kurt cobains self*
#1283 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 2**

what chaos legion will marker join

1: black legion
2: Night Lords
3: word bearers
4: world eaters
5: iron warriors
6: death guard
7: thousand sons
8: emperors children
9: alpha legion
#1284 to #1283 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
BROTHER!!!!
#1278 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolled image**
what marker kills admin with
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - Marker ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
life must be pretty boring for you this time of day, huh?
#1280 to #1279 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
i have to go to work
im bored to **** before i even step out the door
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - Marker ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
I'm not really one to judge

It's 1:11 AM and I'm sitting here ******* playing Clicker Heroes
#1282 to #1281 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
avoiding sleep like a true FJer
#1276 - Sasher ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
New chapter was pretty gud, nothing to really talk about though. Also clicker heros got that update, what the hell is this all about
User avatar #1277 to #1276 - Marker ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Relics, ***** . Relics
#1272 - deavasy (06/25/2015) [-]
Do you remember that conversation we had like in 2012 or 2013 where I couldn't find you on my friends list and I thought you deleted your account but i just missed your name and so I went to your profile to make sure and you were still there and I told you about it and was like I was worried you left forever and you were like don't worry I'll probably be here forever
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - Marker ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
I feel like I very vaguely do, but I can't even find it in the bowels of my profile comments
#1274 to #1273 - deavasy (06/25/2015) [-]
Well I changed my mind
User avatar #1275 to #1274 - Marker ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
<4
#1270 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
whats new in the land of marker?
#1271 to #1270 - Marker ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Console Waifus
User avatar #1252 - snipys (06/21/2015) [-]
Skype es no bueno
User avatar #1253 to #1252 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
did you break your skype
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - snipys (06/21/2015) [-]
It wasn't me this time I swear! it just kinda...er...doesn't work...
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
so..... reinstall it?
#1256 to #1255 - snipys (06/21/2015) [-]
Could you kindly send me the link... since it was saved on skype...
Could you kindly send me the link... since it was saved on skype...
User avatar #1257 to #1256 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
pretty sure I've sent it to you, which means the file should be on your computer
#1258 to #1257 - snipys (06/21/2015) [-]
It kinda mighta been deleted when I was cleaning up my folders....
It kinda mighta been deleted when I was cleaning up my folders....
User avatar #1260 to #1259 - snipys (06/21/2015) [-]
Nope, es no bueno. Cannot even delete skype and it keeps telling me something about an io/drive error or whatever and to try restarting skype, but that does nothing.
User avatar #1261 to #1260 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
how did.... what. ***** idunno, did you try uninstalling it first in the control panel
#1262 to #1261 - snipys (06/21/2015) [-]
................. ****
User avatar #1264 to #1262 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
actually it's the middle option on that screen
User avatar #1263 to #1262 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
just sign in as you normally would

once it's running, go to Tools, which is the second to last option on the top bar
the dropdown has all the languages
#1265 to #1263 - snipys (06/21/2015) [-]
Still giving me the same error.
User avatar #1266 to #1265 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
support.skype.com/en/faq/FA10143/why-do-i-get-a-disk-i-o-error-when-i-try-to-sign-in-to-skype-for-windows-desktop

ignore the thing about having the latest version of skype and scroll down to option for whatever version of windows you have
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - snipys (06/21/2015) [-]
is not working ahhh

i dunt want to upgrade to new skype. I don't want to be a collossal ******* autistic faggot!5
User avatar #1268 to #1267 - Marker ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
I'd say try upgrading to the newest version, get it working, and then downgrade once you have it running
#1269 to #1268 - snipys (06/21/2015) [-]
That.... might just be stupid enough to work.....
That.... might just be stupid enough to work.....
#1251 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls The Trail of Tears.**
what makes marker a badass
#1249 - samoaspider (06/20/2015) [-]
marker up the pooper
#1240 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
*bearhugs marker*
friends?
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - Marker ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
okay friends now what u want
#1242 to #1241 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
well just wondering what you could do or suggest to fix that little whiner w alhor

all he seems to do anymore is whine
in fact in the last month hes pretty much never logged in and just lurking around as anon and redthumbing every comment i make

You, posttwo, xenxio and even phanact have told him to shut up...hell you even called him out on his ******** saying hes obsessed with me and all he did was ********* you
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - Marker ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
to be fair, I said you're both obsessed with each other and it's all akin to a stupid little fight in the sandbox
I can't voteban, only posttwo and joshlol can besides admin, if they want to do something I can't, that's their prerogative.
User avatar #1250 to #1243 - joshlol (06/20/2015) [-]
vote bans were never that useful but now users can just block each other i dont see the point
#1245 to #1243 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
well ive been largely ignoring him......but hes clearly autistic and even after 19 months of being a piece of **** he just cant move on.....
hes gone past 2 birthdays and appears even less mature for it all that now he wont even take the trouble to log in to shipost anymore

hell im at the point of hiring a private investigator to track him down so i can use the cybercrime laws to **** on him and his family for a giggle
User avatar #1244 to #1243 - posttwo (06/20/2015) [-]
I stopped giving a ****
I could chase them down but theyre only acc bans
If they could both stop being children that would be great.
User avatar #1246 to #1244 - Marker ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
of the two of them, why is only one of their mains banned? it should either be both or neither
User avatar #1247 to #1246 - posttwo (06/20/2015) [-]
Idunno
admons choice not mine
I just clean here
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - Marker ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
then what the **** do I do
User avatar #1237 - Sasher ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Is Kubo gonna pull another Gin situation here
User avatar #1238 to #1237 - Marker ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
I..... I don't know anymore.
User avatar #1234 - Sasher ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
This chapter raised a lot of ******* questions.
User avatar #1235 to #1234 - Marker ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
yes but it also gave us a guy being stabbed through the back of the eyeball so it all evens out
User avatar #1233 - gugek (06/01/2015) [-]
Hey, good morning. I hope you have a good day!
#1231 - Sasher ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
Its literally nothing.
Its literally nothing.
User avatar #1232 to #1231 - Marker ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
ALL IS NOTHING
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