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A man divides fruits picked up, and takes out the seed.
The seed taken out is buried underground.
It will pull out the bud, and become a gigantic tree,
and to keep growing up until after the man dies.
The name of the gray tree is Grisaia.

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#9845667 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on sfw random board +1
#9845683 - friendlynuke (7 hours ago) [-]
only a little~
#91 - more reasonable though. If you went through 140 pages of /anim… 7 hours ago on fj traffic 0
#51 - not anymore 8 hours ago on admin first post challenge 0
#32 - oh **** I thought you were exaggerating holy …  [+] (10 new replies) 9 hours ago on admin first post challenge +28
User avatar #75 - disniggahere (8 hours ago) [-]
how do you check if it's true?
#86 - mrpotatofudge (7 hours ago) [-]
cus screen shots are cooler
and its 9,887 days of colored text not including the time he has used and is currently using
#95 - psychadelicace (7 hours ago) [-]
#112 - supercookieduster (7 hours ago) [-]
das a lot of culur texts
User avatar #99 - mrpotatofudge (7 hours ago) [-]

i have 140 days
User avatar #101 - psychadelicace (7 hours ago) [-]
140 is actually pretty good
User avatar #126 - icewraith (5 hours ago) [-]
Give me a few days pls
User avatar #127 - psychadelicace (5 hours ago) [-]
You cant trade colour text items, sorry buddy
#102 - mrpotatofudge (7 hours ago) [-]
oh you have a cup of the ocean
thats nice compared to my water park
User avatar #81 - kabasta (7 hours ago) [-]
Check his items in his profile. He has 109 * 90 days of colored text. Thats 9810 days ~ circa 27 years.
#27 - 27th 9 hours ago on admin first post challenge +21
#16 - shut up joshlol 9 hours ago on markertwopointo's profile 0
#64 - wow holy **** you got two thumbs down on one comm… 10 hours ago on 9 ways anonymous will steal... 0
#50 - what a pathetic reason to votespam 10 hours ago on 9 ways anonymous will steal... 0
#32 - Meganonymous 10 hours ago on 9 ways anonymous will steal... +1
#64 - 140*  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on fj traffic 0
User avatar #89 - admiralloli (7 hours ago) [-]
the channels probably not as impressive tho
User avatar #91 - Marker (7 hours ago) [-]
more reasonable though. If you went through 140 pages of /anime/ board comments I'd recommend a psych ward

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User avatar #1023 - snipys (09/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Wow what an ass. See this is what is wrong with this site, admin hires ********* mods that go around banning people for "omg anime boobs lol" what an asshole. i didn't even see those boobs you jerk! What the hell are cancerous faggots like you banning people for one image! Please go jerk off admin and then probly kill yourself okay? u suck.

<3
#741 - posttwo (04/22/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
#1031 - Marker (10/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1026 - Marker (09/22/2014) [-]
snipys timetravelzero

I had to redo some **** on the wiki
When you get this mention, make your accounts before I import **** this time

User avatar #1027 to #1026 - timetravelzero (09/23/2014) [-]
Juuuuuuust saw this before heading to sleep
User avatar #1029 to #1027 - Marker (09/23/2014) [-]
welp, everything's back up and running as expected. probs high time we started doing **** for real
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - timetravelzero (09/24/2014) [-]
Gotcha. Will try to make time for it next weekend. I'm pretty solidly slammed up until Thursday next week.
User avatar #1028 to #1027 - Marker (09/23/2014) [-]
its k
#1020 - nologicmora (09/18/2014) [-]
You're wrong about stuff.
User avatar #1014 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
bro do you want to be in a comic I'm making?
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - Marker (09/17/2014) [-]
yeah sure
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Cool, you're going to be a giant walking crayola marker
User avatar #1018 to #1017 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
<3 ill let you know when it's up
User avatar #1012 - whomadewho (09/10/2014) [-]
there i thumbed up your porn
User avatar #1008 - SonicTeam (09/10/2014) [-]
**SonicTeam bows and respects Marker's wishes to thumb up porn**
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - Marker (09/10/2014) [-]
I was trying to help a friend get one of those 7 day colored text items. I failed my mission
User avatar #1010 to #1009 - SonicTeam (09/10/2014) [-]
Had I known sooner. I vote daily on the **** page. But I could have helped if I've known sooner. Don't worry. There are other attempts.
User avatar #1011 to #1010 - Marker (09/10/2014) [-]
it was at like, +142, with 45 min left by the time I sent that MM.... chances were about 50/50 from the get-go.

Ah well, it was a good gif anyway
User avatar #1013 to #1011 - SonicTeam (09/11/2014) [-]
I imagine so.
User avatar #1004 - Sasher ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - Marker (09/10/2014) [-]
PePe's gonna get eaten
#1006 to #1005 - Sasher ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
I hope not that fat **** probably doesnt taste good
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - Marker (09/10/2014) [-]
that bitch is "The Glutton", she'll eat more than Omaeda.
#1003 - invaderdameon (09/09/2014) [-]
HI
User avatar #1000 to #999 - Sunset (09/07/2014) [-]
flagged
User avatar #1002 to #1000 - Marker (09/07/2014) [-]
you always get the get
User avatar #995 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
wiki.anime-sharing.com/hgames/index.php/Artificial_Academy
I am playing this 3D h-game and I notice the Empress's voice actor is... familiar....
and the personality is... familiar... HOLY ******* **** ***** ***** ABFEFASEF LOOK AT HER VA AND GOOGLE THE NAME HOLY ******* FUYCK YUMIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #996 to #995 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
It seems she mostly does kuuderes and the **** . Holy hell she was in tomoyo after as well as tomoyo... I... *orgasming greatly*
User avatar #997 to #996 - Marker (09/06/2014) [-]
nice
in other news, I'm having trouble getting **** all back in order. At the rate it's going, we'll have all the stuff, but it won't show up in yours, time's, or my bot's contributions since the accounts were all made after the pages were imported.

Real worst case scenario I re-install the entire thing and I really don't want to do that.
#998 to #997 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
YUMIIIIIIIIIIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO   
   
Damn, well good luck.
YUMIIIIIIIIIIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn, well good luck.
#989 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
Can't access ze skype for a while. I see dat wiki is going well. Anything new I should know about/help with?
Can't access ze skype for a while. I see dat wiki is going well. Anything new I should know about/help with?
User avatar #990 to #989 - Marker (09/06/2014) [-]
first explain the skype thing, then make an account on the new wiki with the same name as the old one so the import will work fully
User avatar #991 to #990 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
well I just can't get on skype right now. And yeah I'll do that in the morning if I am not hunting/busy. Next week will be extremely busy so I hope I get tomorrow free.
User avatar #992 to #991 - Marker (09/06/2014) [-]
can't just like, make an account and do nothing else quick so I can import the pages?
User avatar #993 to #992 - snipys (09/06/2014) [-]
Sure...Holy hell The text colour on the creating an account page does not work will with blue backround.
User avatar #994 to #993 - Marker (09/06/2014) [-]
yeah I gotta tweak some colors still
User avatar #971 - admin (08/30/2014) [-]
actually I take it back
I went too far overboard

i'll remod if you want

my bad
User avatar #972 to #971 - Marker (08/30/2014) [-]
thanks bruh
look I'm really only just trying to help, please understand that, man
User avatar #973 to #972 - admin (08/30/2014) [-]
what mod level were you
User avatar #977 to #976 - Marker (09/01/2014) [-]
oh hi
#978 to #977 - warioteam (09/01/2014) [-]
sup capital k kunt
what you think of this thing
User avatar #979 to #978 - Marker (09/01/2014) [-]
butterface
User avatar #980 to #979 - warioteam (09/01/2014) [-]
i know, kinda ****** up her head
User avatar #981 to #980 - Marker (09/01/2014) [-]
so why this thread then
#982 to #981 - warioteam (09/01/2014) [-]
you replied before i could leave a new comment
this one is fleshed out a bit more? opinionions?
User avatar #983 to #982 - Marker (09/01/2014) [-]
you just added ears
User avatar #984 to #983 - warioteam (09/01/2014) [-]
nuh uh, fixed the nose
it was based of another drawing, funnyjunk.com/How+accurate+is+this/funny-pictures/5277411/
User avatar #985 to #984 - Marker (09/01/2014) [-]
the gif version's not bad
tho that other stickied one...... yeeeeeeh
User avatar #986 to #985 - warioteam (09/01/2014) [-]
r u implying heads dont pivot side to side
User avatar #987 to #986 - Marker (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm implying implications that were once implied by Vlad the Implier
User avatar #988 to #987 - warioteam (09/01/2014) [-]
r00d
User avatar #964 - Sasher ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Well, looks like Bleach isnt going to be posted every Wednesday now.
User avatar #965 to #964 - Marker (08/27/2014) [-]
yeah, from what I heard it might be a day or so later because of this piracy crackdown. Honestly I'm just waiting for all these sites to lose their manga so I have incentive to subscribe to WSJA.
User avatar #966 to #965 - Sasher ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Well honestly its not that bad, its just now instead of every Wednesday its gonna be something like every Saturday. So we just gotta wait a few days before we go back to the regular week long wait. Lets just hope the crackdown doesnt become anything worse.
User avatar #968 to #967 - Sasher ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Well it came sooner than expected, also what the hell whats with all these people with the ability to control people I DONT LIKE PEOPLE CONTROLLING PEOPLE I LIKE PEOPLE BEING PEOPLE.
#969 to #968 - Marker (08/28/2014) [-]
IT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
User avatar #975 to #969 - Sasher ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Also who was Matsumoto fighting before she became a zombie?
#970 to #969 - Sasher ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
mfw that power
User avatar #958 - ashedust (08/20/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #959 to #958 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #960 to #959 - ashedust (08/20/2014) [-]
Because you stole my job =(

I was make 26.38 an hour for like... 3 or 4 hours a week and then suddenly you're there and I get like no hours...

User avatar #952 to #951 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
your one of those people that likes to hold grudges, are't you?
User avatar #953 to #952 - woodlandcritters (08/20/2014) [-]
You're one of those fags who can't spell right?
User avatar #954 to #953 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
oh no you caught a typo
do you run to your mommy when someone calls you a faggot?
User avatar #956 to #955 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
you're pretty pathetic, actually
User avatar #944 - LaBarata (08/19/2014) [-]
Aaaand boned.
User avatar #945 to #944 - Marker (08/19/2014) [-]
hwat
User avatar #946 to #945 - LaBarata (08/19/2014) [-]
I accidentally commented on addy's profile.

I'm so b&
User avatar #947 to #946 - Marker (08/19/2014) [-]
wait how the.....
User avatar #948 to #947 - LaBarata (08/19/2014) [-]
I accidentally the comment
#941 - hellscythe (08/19/2014) [-]
so how many times have you been mentioned because someone shoved one of you up their bum
ive totally never done that before
User avatar #942 to #941 - Marker (08/19/2014) [-]
not that many, but after it happened maybe once I made a joke about it
since then...... well you saw the post
#943 to #942 - hellscythe (08/19/2014) [-]
im surprised about that markers are good for that
User avatar #938 - tehbestever (08/18/2014) [-]
you know what to do
User avatar #939 to #938 - Marker (08/18/2014) [-]
so what, I just gotta not talk to phan unless really necessary and I'm in the clear?
User avatar #940 to #939 - tehbestever (08/18/2014) [-]
basically
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