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Gender: male
Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: A Lemon
Video Games Played: Too fucking many
X-box Gamertag: I would give you it if I had one
PSN: I would give you it if I had one
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Date Signed Up:2/05/2010
Last Login:8/02/2015
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A man divides fruits picked up, and takes out the seed.
The seed taken out is buried underground.
It will pull out the bud, and become a gigantic tree,
and to keep growing up after the man dies.
The name of the gray tree is Grisaia.

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#3 - >eagle >sun ******* mexicans  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Son of a.. 0
User avatar #5 - IrishSasquatch (2 hours ago) [-]
ANCIENT AZTEC CURRENCY
#95 - for 0 hours  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on Addy's tinder roll game 0
User avatar #98 - yousaygoodbye (17 hours ago) [-]
He can't last that long while fucking my ass again
#90 - **Marker used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **Marker rolls 99** come on 99  [+] (11 new replies) 17 hours ago on Addy's tinder roll game +114
#371 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
>#90,
Testing.
#372 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
>>#90,
User avatar #412 - majestispaceduck (2 hours ago) [-]
Just one > no # >90
User avatar #413 - majestispaceduck (2 hours ago) [-]
Or not
#373 - StinkyCheese has deleted their comment.
User avatar #281 - feindmachines (16 hours ago) [-]
you should go to Vegas with them skillz.
#153 - beastkenten (17 hours ago) [-]
'psh, he probably did 99-99..

oh.'
User avatar #132 - zacoren (17 hours ago) [-]
Time to ascend to the heavens as a god.
#108 - strychnine (17 hours ago) [-]
#104 - brcstar (17 hours ago) [-]
Damn
User avatar #93 - yousaygoodbye (17 hours ago) [-]
Noice
#63 - he did, they're hidden 22 hours ago on admin's profile 0
#3758 - I.... honestly don't know anymore.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2015 on shadowtails's profile 0
User avatar #3761 - garymotherfingoak (21 hours ago) [-]
im noticing a lot of the same processes that I saw on my infected rig on my other laptop and a spare RT tablet. I really hope its just coincidence, evne including the multiple svchosts.
User avatar #3759 - garymotherfingoak (08/01/2015) [-]
...okay i apparently do have raptr installed on this laptop, i have no idea how though as i haven't played games on here in years.
User avatar #3760 - garymotherfingoak (08/01/2015) [-]
fuck it maybe im just being paranoid. thanks for letting me vent about this shit.
#3754 - IIRC, svchost is a windows thing, but that other **** y… 07/31/2015 on shadowtails's profile 0
#3750 - ugh, tough luck, but if nothing else is working I guess that's…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2015 on shadowtails's profile 0
User avatar #3753 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
i dont know how its fucking possible, but i formatted both drives through windows 7, reinstalled windows, unplugged my external hard drive prior, and there's still a bunch of fucking mock svchosts in task manager, on a clean install of windows.

also the boot menu shows 2 windows 7 options for some reason, only the 1st one works.

either it resisted the formatting somehow, or it saved itself in the BIOS, also somehow.
User avatar #3754 - Marker (07/31/2015) [-]
IIRC, svchost is a windows thing, but that other shit you kept turning up was definitely not good
User avatar #3751 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
indeed. thank you for all your help, you the real MVP.
#3743 - that's just ****** up. Idunno, man  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2015 on shadowtails's profile 0
User avatar #3749 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
fuck it im gonna reinstall windows and wipe my SSD's
User avatar #3750 - Marker (07/31/2015) [-]
ugh, tough luck, but if nothing else is working I guess that's what you gotta do
User avatar #3753 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
i dont know how its fucking possible, but i formatted both drives through windows 7, reinstalled windows, unplugged my external hard drive prior, and there's still a bunch of fucking mock svchosts in task manager, on a clean install of windows.

also the boot menu shows 2 windows 7 options for some reason, only the 1st one works.

either it resisted the formatting somehow, or it saved itself in the BIOS, also somehow.
User avatar #3754 - Marker (07/31/2015) [-]
IIRC, svchost is a windows thing, but that other shit you kept turning up was definitely not good
User avatar #3751 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
indeed. thank you for all your help, you the real MVP.
User avatar #3746 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
*svchosts
User avatar #3745 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
well i got rid of the proxylabs shit, the stuff on my external, and booted into safe mode. but there's still several windows processes that shouldn't be running in safe mode, such as 2 csrss's, isass, ism, smss possibly, winprvse (which couldn't be deleted immediately by unlocker, and it showed up again in safe mode after it was deleted on startup, but the process is gone now for some reason), and a fuckton of scvhosts.
#3740 - is that external just storage or do you have an OS installed on it  [+] (10 new replies) 07/31/2015 on shadowtails's profile 0
User avatar #3742 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
3 folders that weren't there before have programs that cant be deleted
User avatar #3743 - Marker (07/31/2015) [-]
that's just fucked up. Idunno, man
User avatar #3749 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
fuck it im gonna reinstall windows and wipe my SSD's
User avatar #3750 - Marker (07/31/2015) [-]
ugh, tough luck, but if nothing else is working I guess that's what you gotta do
User avatar #3753 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
i dont know how its fucking possible, but i formatted both drives through windows 7, reinstalled windows, unplugged my external hard drive prior, and there's still a bunch of fucking mock svchosts in task manager, on a clean install of windows.

also the boot menu shows 2 windows 7 options for some reason, only the 1st one works.

either it resisted the formatting somehow, or it saved itself in the BIOS, also somehow.
User avatar #3754 - Marker (07/31/2015) [-]
IIRC, svchost is a windows thing, but that other shit you kept turning up was definitely not good
User avatar #3751 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
indeed. thank you for all your help, you the real MVP.
User avatar #3746 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
*svchosts
User avatar #3745 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
well i got rid of the proxylabs shit, the stuff on my external, and booted into safe mode. but there's still several windows processes that shouldn't be running in safe mode, such as 2 csrss's, isass, ism, smss possibly, winprvse (which couldn't be deleted immediately by unlocker, and it showed up again in safe mode after it was deleted on startup, but the process is gone now for some reason), and a fuckton of scvhosts.
User avatar #3741 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2015) [-]
storage
#3738 - sorry, no clue 07/31/2015 on shadowtails's profile 0

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User avatar #1023 - snipys (09/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Wow what an ass. See this is what is wrong with this site, admin hires ********* mods that go around banning people for "omg anime boobs lol" what an asshole. i didn't even see those boobs you jerk! What the hell are cancerous faggots like you banning people for one image! Please go jerk off admin and then probly kill yourself okay? u suck.

<3
#741 - posttwo (04/22/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
#1335 - Sasher (07/24/2015) [-]
Seems like Zaraki could use a hand
I guess he cant join the armed forces anymore
At least with his sword hes still armed
Now that hes knocked out, hes harmless
User avatar #1336 to #1335 - Marker (07/24/2015) [-]
I hate you
#1337 to #1336 - Sasher (07/24/2015) [-]
If you think thats bad, then you shouldve seen the threads when Nui got her arms chopped off. It was a riot.
#1333 - abcd (07/18/2015) [-]
hows it feel to ban someone wrongly
civilians arrest civilians arrest im reporting u 2 the meme police
but srsly unban pls
-warioteam
User avatar #1334 to #1333 - markertemp (07/18/2015) [-]
oh wow I just ctrl+f'ed "rolls 22" "rolls 44" etc.
sorry babe my bad
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - Marker (07/17/2015) [-]
ouch
#1321 - snipys (07/16/2015) [-]
I got bad news.   
I am so damned pissed off right now. New ramsticks did nothing to fix the problem. Those cheap bastards at the repairplace either lied to me or got to the failed ramsticks and said &quot;oh hey must be the problem lets not BOTHER LOOKING AT ANYTHING ELSE&quot; SO now I wait even longer. I turn my attention back to the video card. That must be it. I will test it out by borrowing a video card and J-J-J-Jamming it in and if the problem is fixed, something is wrong with the video card. I just hope it isn't because that is a damn 500-600 dollar fix.
I got bad news.
I am so damned pissed off right now. New ramsticks did nothing to fix the problem. Those cheap bastards at the repairplace either lied to me or got to the failed ramsticks and said "oh hey must be the problem lets not BOTHER LOOKING AT ANYTHING ELSE" SO now I wait even longer. I turn my attention back to the video card. That must be it. I will test it out by borrowing a video card and J-J-J-Jamming it in and if the problem is fixed, something is wrong with the video card. I just hope it isn't because that is a damn 500-600 dollar fix.
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - Marker (07/16/2015) [-]
when you first got this entire thing were you trying to build it yourself without thinking anything could possibly go wrong
User avatar #1323 to #1322 - snipys (07/16/2015) [-]
I didn't build it. I bought it from a place that builds them. **** has been all well and good up until now. I am so pissed right now damnit damnit damnit. I just want to play vidya and watch anime and talk to my amigos is that too much to ask?
User avatar #1324 to #1323 - Marker (07/16/2015) [-]
see this is why I just bought mine at an office depot (OfficeMax actually but that's some local thing that was bought out by Depot), and I haven't had these sorts of issues.

If you try to hard looking for some top of the line computer, expect **** to fail miserably
User avatar #1326 to #1324 - snipys (07/16/2015) [-]
so anyway man can I get an update. What's been going on. I miss you guys.
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - Marker (07/16/2015) [-]
Only real thing of note is that Yoshi has turned to the Amane side
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - snipys (07/16/2015) [-]
I kinda expected that. so do you two try to kill each other daily?
User avatar #1329 to #1328 - Marker (07/16/2015) [-]
nope, we have come to a peaceful understanding and a legal trade of temporary waifu status for 20 cups of coffee
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - snipys (07/16/2015) [-]
That is a damn fine trade. Yoshi is becoming a fine gentleman.
So really nothing else? Damn chat got boring after I left.
User avatar #1325 to #1324 - snipys (07/16/2015) [-]
Goddamnit man I know I ****** up. I was told this already man. I just want to fix the damn problem so I can talk with you guys browse this site and play vidya again.
#1318 - falloutsurvivor (07/14/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls A surprising amount of hair.**
why is marker so quiet
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - Marker (07/14/2015) [-]
**Marker used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**Marker rolls Tenderly kissing a unicorn's horn.**

why is konrad such a bitch
#1320 to #1319 - falloutsurvivor (07/14/2015) [-]
no homo
i never touched phanacts horn
User avatar #1314 - snipys (07/13/2015) [-]
SO it turns out the problem is faulty ram cards.
Should get new ones in by tuesday.
User avatar #1315 to #1314 - Marker (07/13/2015) [-]
I swear you have more computer problems than me

and considering mine are usually my fault that's saying something
User avatar #1316 to #1315 - snipys (07/13/2015) [-]
well this is kinda my fault.
turns out the ram cards the people who made it for me are some random brand from China. That is kinda why they failed so fast. so yeah, **** those guys.
#1313 - Sasher (07/10/2015) [-]
Thats actually pretty adorable.
#1312 - falloutsurvivor (07/09/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls A sea of troubles.**
what kind of cake should i make for marker
User avatar #1310 - snipys (07/07/2015) [-]
hmm are the fans on the video card supposed to stop spinning after boot up?
User avatar #1311 to #1310 - Marker (07/07/2015) [-]
to be honest I have no clue
User avatar #1307 - syrianassassinsoul (07/06/2015) [-]
when will i get unbanned
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - Marker (07/06/2015) [-]
dunno
only admin and posttwo and admin can do that now
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - syrianassassinsoul (07/06/2015) [-]
i did tell 100 million times i didnt use any proxy ans was legally thumbing up :/
User avatar #1304 - syrianassassinsoul (07/04/2015) [-]
hey

our board is being **** by sona now.

doing same **** as newpuls
User avatar #1305 to #1304 - Marker (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm delegating this one over to joshlol
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - syrianassassinsoul (07/04/2015) [-]
yes joshlol do the job
User avatar #1303 - cowisbeast (07/03/2015) [-]
posting here for later use - ignore
#1295 - falloutsurvivor (07/03/2015) [-]
whats new in the land of marker
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - Marker (07/03/2015) [-]
idunno, never been there
#1297 to #1296 - falloutsurvivor (07/03/2015) [-]
youve never been to the place you live?
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - Marker (07/03/2015) [-]
of course not, that would make sense
#1299 to #1298 - falloutsurvivor (07/03/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Throwing water on a braless woman in a white t-shirt**
how crazy is marker
User avatar #1300 to #1294 - Marker (07/03/2015) [-]
man why ya gotta do that thing where you don't even log onto skype in a week
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - snipys (07/03/2015) [-]
because of that very reason.
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - Marker (07/03/2015) [-]
fair point
#1293 - falloutsurvivor (07/02/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Making a pouty face.**
how can marker earn coolness points
#1292 - falloutsurvivor (07/01/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.**
why is marker a weeb
#1285 - falloutsurvivor (07/01/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor prods marker with a stick to wake him up**
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - Marker (07/01/2015) [-]
I'm up and playing console waifus
#1287 to #1286 - falloutsurvivor (07/01/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor shakes head**
poor dear marker is a consolefag

*loads shotgun* sorry bro,.....
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - Marker (07/01/2015) [-]
***** I'm playing Hyperdimension Neptunia.
on Steam
#1289 to #1288 - falloutsurvivor (07/01/2015) [-]
but on a console
*cocks shotgun*
im gonna miss you bro
#1290 to #1289 - Marker (07/01/2015) [-]
no
it's a game
about people
who are the personification of consoles
#1291 to #1290 - falloutsurvivor (07/01/2015) [-]
mother of god

*swings gun around and kurt cobains self*
#1283 - falloutsurvivor (06/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 2**

what chaos legion will marker join

1: black legion
2: Night Lords
3: word bearers
4: world eaters
5: iron warriors
6: death guard
7: thousand sons
8: emperors children
9: alpha legion
#1284 to #1283 - falloutsurvivor (06/30/2015) [-]
BROTHER!!!!
#1278 - falloutsurvivor (06/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolled image**
what marker kills admin with
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - Marker (06/30/2015) [-]
life must be pretty boring for you this time of day, huh?
#1280 to #1279 - falloutsurvivor (06/30/2015) [-]
i have to go to work
im bored to **** before i even step out the door
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - Marker (06/30/2015) [-]
I'm not really one to judge

It's 1:11 AM and I'm sitting here ******* playing Clicker Heroes
#1282 to #1281 - falloutsurvivor (06/30/2015) [-]
avoiding sleep like a true FJer
#1276 - Sasher (06/26/2015) [-]
New chapter was pretty gud, nothing to really talk about though. Also clicker heros got that update, what the hell is this all about
User avatar #1277 to #1276 - Marker (06/26/2015) [-]
Relics, ***** . Relics
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