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okay I just found Rule 34 of Puzzle and Dragons I think I need to stay far away from the internet for a while.comment
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Date Signed Up:2/05/2010
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A man divides fruits picked up, and takes out the seed.
The seed taken out is buried underground.
It will pull out the bud, and become a gigantic tree,
and to keep growing up after the man dies.
The name of the gray tree is Grisaia.

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#14450 - in game name you dum  [+] (17 new replies) 3 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#14459 - tikitaco (2 hours ago) [-]
Y-you too
#14464 - strigt (2 hours ago) [-]
So fukin' autistic...
#14471 - tikitaco (2 hours ago) [-]
You're just mad becuz I post faster than u c:
#14473 - strigt (2 hours ago) [-]
Posting so fast, but still going nowhere.
#14482 - tikitaco (2 hours ago) [-]
F-fuck
#14485 - strigt (2 hours ago) [-]
Leaving so soon?
User avatar #14498 - tikitaco (2 hours ago) [-]
Take it ez kiddo this isn't the roast of tikitaco
User avatar #14460 - andra (2 hours ago) [-]
so what is it
#14487 - strigt (2 hours ago) [-]
Is the server just a regular vanilla server?
User avatar #14503 - andra (2 hours ago) [-]
yup
#14505 - strigt (2 hours ago) [-]
1.8.2?
User avatar #14507 - andra (2 hours ago) [-]
nah 1.8.3
#14510 - strigt (2 hours ago) [-]
How far along is the world?
User avatar #14512 - andra (2 hours ago) [-]
different people are at different places
i only started today im mining obsidian for a portal right now
#14515 - strigt (2 hours ago) [-]
And how many people would that be? And any regulars?
User avatar #14519 - andra (2 hours ago) [-]
its pretty new its hard to say
#14521 - strigt (2 hours ago) [-]
Fuck it, I'm game.
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User avatar #66 - katiamanagen (5 hours ago) [-]
same argument in every metaphysics debate ever.

i still enjoyed it

#62 - go back to 2011  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on American dad +1
User avatar #63 - katiamanagen (6 hours ago) [-]
hey hey hey,

just let me enjoy the moment
User avatar #64 - Marker (6 hours ago) [-]
if two people load the page both while the thumb count is 999, they could both claim to be the 1000th thumb up.
Your "moment" is only even legitimate on the client side.

Go
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to
2011
User avatar #66 - katiamanagen (5 hours ago) [-]
same argument in every metaphysics debate ever.

i still enjoyed it

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User avatar #1023 - snipys (09/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Wow what an ass. See this is what is wrong with this site, admin hires ********* mods that go around banning people for "omg anime boobs lol" what an asshole. i didn't even see those boobs you jerk! What the hell are cancerous faggots like you banning people for one image! Please go jerk off admin and then probly kill yourself okay? u suck.

<3
#741 - posttwo (04/22/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
User avatar #1156 - Sasher ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
God damn, what a chapter.
User avatar #1157 to #1156 - Marker ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
god help me what the **** holy **** what
User avatar #1158 to #1157 - Sasher ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Went from knowing almost nothing about him to almost everything in one chapter. Lawdy.
User avatar #1159 to #1158 - Marker ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
well there goes the Tuberculosis theory
User avatar #1154 - jibb (02/16/2015) [-]
Are you ever on the minecraft server?

Been on quite a lot, never seen your name around
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - Marker ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
we must be on at completely separate times then.
User avatar #1160 to #1155 - jibb (02/23/2015) [-]
Huh.
User avatar #1151 - jingleforth (02/10/2015) [-]
sticky this comment for 4 years
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - Marker ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
why would I do that
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - jingleforth (02/10/2015) [-]
It would be cool
User avatar #1148 - Sasher ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
www.mangachapter.me/14790/onepunch-man.html
Have you heard of this manga before? I just started reading it today and cannot get enough of it.
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - Marker ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
I'm subscribed to the weekly WSJA and it's in there, but I never bothered to read it.
On that note, ever heard of Black Joke?
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - Sasher ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Not till just now, I quick skimming of some of the images tells me its some kind of underground mafia kind of manga? Although I really cant judge it just from looking at some of the first few pages in the first chapter. Ill be sure to check out later. Also, I might subscribe to that WSJA, because I cant believe I havnt found this manga until now. Its really ****** good.
User avatar #1145 - epicethan ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
What color marker are you bby
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - Marker ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Komodo colored
#1141 - jibb (01/26/2015) [-]
Marker, demiGod of FJ, how do you add a banner to your profile?
Marker, demiGod of FJ, how do you add a banner to your profile?
User avatar #1143 to #1141 - Marker ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
also, if you haven't been watching the KS channel, new server in memory of the old one
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/katawashoujo/The+minecraft+server/zjcXLmw/
User avatar #1142 to #1141 - Marker ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
I'd give you a serious answer if you didn't already have one added
User avatar #1144 to #1142 - jibb (01/26/2015) [-]
I figured it out.

But I'll definitely check it out
User avatar #1132 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #1133 to #1132 - Marker ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
uh.... hi
User avatar #1134 to #1133 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Good Evening
#1135 to #1134 - Marker ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
State your business, citizen
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
I stole a Baloon

On Free Baloon Day
#1137 to #1136 - Marker ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1138 to #1137 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Anywho good Evening
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - Marker ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
so uh, not that I mind the company, but what brings you here?
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping all night
#1127 - Sasher ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Where the hell is this next chapter.
User avatar #1128 to #1127 - Marker ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
wish I ******* knew
User avatar #1129 to #1128 - Sasher ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Ive been sifting through some of his tweets, and google translate is giving me a really ****** translation, but from what I can tell hes sick and hes been to the hospital. Dont take my word for it, see for yourself if you want to try and figure it out aswell
User avatar #1130 to #1129 - Marker ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah looks like it
#1131 to #1130 - Sasher ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Damn, and just when things were getting good.
User avatar #1124 - nought (01/04/2015) [-]
Das Juden...
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - Marker ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
may I help you?
User avatar #1126 to #1125 - nought (01/04/2015) [-]
no
no one can help me now
#1116 to #1114 - Obscurity (01/03/2015) [-]
what's up chaim markerberg
User avatar #1115 to #1114 - Marker ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
oh hey toomy
#1117 to #1115 - Obscurity (01/03/2015) [-]
i replied to the wrong comment
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - Marker ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
kek
User avatar #1120 to #1119 - Marker ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
what do you want I'm playing Dishonored
#1121 to #1120 - Obscurity (01/03/2015) [-]
can't a ***** say hi goddamn
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - Marker ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
<3
#1113 - Sasher ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
#1110 - Sasher ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
What the sweet **** . How is that even fair.
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - Marker ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
that chapter was OP vs more Op holy ****
User avatar #1102 - jingleforth (12/14/2014) [-]
Do you read one piece?
User avatar #1103 to #1102 - Marker ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
no. Could never get into it, and I don't have the time to go reading 700+ chapters
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - jingleforth (12/14/2014) [-]
Your loss, bitch ***** .

You like bleach, though?

That Yhwach title "The Almighty"

I think everyone saw that coming.
User avatar #1105 to #1104 - Marker ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
well yeah, what the **** else would he be, The Antelope?
#1095 - Sasher ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
But Ichibe thats racist
#1099 to #1095 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Yhwach is in my physics homework
User avatar #1100 to #1099 - Sasher ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
The ant killed that bitch and reminded her that he was A, the power of Amplitude.
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
lol they forgot the word ant
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - Sasher ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
I know, but it still had me laughing for a good 3 minutes. I dont know why but the foot comin down was also hilarious to me. also it finally looks like the battle is over
#1098 to #1097 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
loved this part
User avatar #1086 - rinisbestgirl (12/11/2014) [-]
Jesus don't you ever leave KS channel?
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
define "leave"
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - rinisbestgirl (12/11/2014) [-]
Go offline for more than an hour.
It seems that no matter what time of the day I upload you're always one of the first to thumb
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
You seem to be mad about this
User avatar #1090 to #1089 - rinisbestgirl (12/11/2014) [-]
The opposite actually. I appreciate your support. I know that whenever I upload Marker will be there within the hour. Thumbs are all good and well but don't forget to leave a comment once in a while
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - rinisbestgirl (12/11/2014) [-]
Is that supposed to be like "We know that you appreciate our support" or "We know something about you"?
User avatar #1093 to #1092 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
that's for your own imagination
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - rinisbestgirl (12/11/2014) [-]
Aww come on don't be such a tease
User avatar #1084 - jingleforth (12/11/2014) [-]
How big's your knob?
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
about 3
#1082 - posttwo (12/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1083 to #1082 - Marker ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
THE WHEELS! THEY TURN!
#1081 - Sasher ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
Do you feel that this battle is getting a little repetitive? I mean its like:
"Im gonna take you down!"
"lol didnt work."
"Oh I was just messing around, now Im gonna kill you!"
"lol still didnt work m8"
"Oh I just didnt wanna make you look bad, now Im gonna kill you!"
"m8 wot r u doin its not workin"
"Ok all that before now was just me dickin around, now Im gonna show you my real power! and kill you!"
I mean I can only guess whats going to happen next chapter
User avatar #1080 - flemsdfer ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Untitled/funny-pictures/5355337/17#17

Glycodude is starting up the vegan *********** again by the looks of it.
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