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Consoles Owned: A Lemon
Video Games Played: Too fucking many
X-box Gamertag: I would give you it if I had one
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Date Signed Up:2/05/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
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A man divides fruits picked up, and takes out the seed.
The seed taken out is buried underground.
It will pull out the bud, and become a gigantic tree,
and to keep growing up after the man dies.
The name of the gray tree is Grisaia.

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#2 - well after seeing this picture how can I say no 23 minutes ago on Who's looking forward to... +1
#1329 - that is alot of dogs 23 minutes ago on rpg name generator 0
#1327 - **Marker used "*roll 6, rpg race*"** **Marker rolls gnome**…  [+] (1 new reply) 24 minutes ago on rpg name generator 0
User avatar #1329 - Marker (23 minutes ago) [-]
that is alot of dogs
#1326 - **Marker used "*roll 6, rpg name*"** **Marker rolls Cadelyn…  [+] (2 new replies) 24 minutes ago on rpg name generator 0
User avatar #1327 - Marker (24 minutes ago) [-]
**Marker used "*roll 6, rpg race*"**
**Marker rolls gnome**
**Marker rolls furry dog (humanoid dog)**
**Marker rolls human-elf (half elf)**
**Marker rolls furry cat (humanoid furry)**
**Marker rolls furry dog (humanoid dog)**
**Marker rolls furry dog (humanoid dog)**
User avatar #1329 - Marker (23 minutes ago) [-]
that is alot of dogs
#75768 - cause I'm not a complete dick 15 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#75755 - admin's been learning how to do some random coding ****… 15 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#75751 - max number of times is 6, highest number is still 9 digits  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #75753 - godchan (15 hours ago) [-]
what is the point of this
rolling was fine the way it was
User avatar #75755 - Marker (15 hours ago) [-]
admin's been learning how to do some random coding shit so he's having fun
#75746 - **Marker used "*roll 1, 5-64*"** **Marker rolls 61** *…  [+] (6 new replies) 15 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #75765 - fjaddictftw (15 hours ago) [-]
fucking hell, why'd you tell him???
User avatar #75768 - Marker (15 hours ago) [-]
cause I'm not a complete dick
User avatar #75749 - godchan (15 hours ago) [-]
**godchan used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**godchan rolls 12**
User avatar #75751 - Marker (15 hours ago) [-]
max number of times is 6, highest number is still 9 digits
User avatar #75753 - godchan (15 hours ago) [-]
what is the point of this
rolling was fine the way it was
User avatar #75755 - Marker (15 hours ago) [-]
admin's been learning how to do some random coding shit so he's having fun
#4292 - it really has just become a bandwagon. really it's the usual f…  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on posttwo's profile 0
User avatar #4293 - roflcoptersback (16 hours ago) [-]
he probably is he just really pissed me off once and i hold a grudge lol.
and yeah i remember what happened to Dsend i half talked him into fucking off.
User avatar #4294 - roflcoptersback (15 hours ago) [-]
not in a mean way btw.. pretty sure hes on reddit now.
#2 - hi 21 hours ago on waynethegoblin's profile 0

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User avatar #1023 - snipys (09/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Wow what an ass. See this is what is wrong with this site, admin hires ********* mods that go around banning people for "omg anime boobs lol" what an asshole. i didn't even see those boobs you jerk! What the hell are cancerous faggots like you banning people for one image! Please go jerk off admin and then probly kill yourself okay? u suck.

<3
#741 - posttwo (04/22/2014) [-]
stickied by Marker
#1110 - Sasher (12/18/2014) [-]
What the sweet **** . How is that even fair.
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - Marker ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
that chapter was OP vs more Op holy ****
User avatar #1102 - jingleforth (12/14/2014) [-]
Do you read one piece?
User avatar #1103 to #1102 - Marker ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
no. Could never get into it, and I don't have the time to go reading 700+ chapters
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - jingleforth (12/14/2014) [-]
Your loss, bitch ***** .

You like bleach, though?

That Yhwach title "The Almighty"

I think everyone saw that coming.
User avatar #1105 to #1104 - Marker ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
well yeah, what the **** else would he be, The Antelope?
#1095 - Sasher (12/11/2014) [-]
But Ichibe thats racist
#1099 to #1095 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Yhwach is in my physics homework
User avatar #1100 to #1099 - Sasher (12/11/2014) [-]
The ant killed that bitch and reminded her that he was A, the power of Amplitude.
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
lol they forgot the word ant
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - Sasher (12/11/2014) [-]
I know, but it still had me laughing for a good 3 minutes. I dont know why but the foot comin down was also hilarious to me. also it finally looks like the battle is over
#1098 to #1097 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
loved this part
User avatar #1086 - rinisbestgirl (12/11/2014) [-]
Jesus don't you ever leave KS channel?
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
define "leave"
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - rinisbestgirl (12/11/2014) [-]
Go offline for more than an hour.
It seems that no matter what time of the day I upload you're always one of the first to thumb
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
You seem to be mad about this
User avatar #1090 to #1089 - rinisbestgirl (12/11/2014) [-]
The opposite actually. I appreciate your support. I know that whenever I upload Marker will be there within the hour. Thumbs are all good and well but don't forget to leave a comment once in a while
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - rinisbestgirl (12/11/2014) [-]
Is that supposed to be like "We know that you appreciate our support" or "We know something about you"?
User avatar #1093 to #1092 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
that's for your own imagination
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - rinisbestgirl (12/11/2014) [-]
Aww come on don't be such a tease
User avatar #1084 - jingleforth (12/11/2014) [-]
How big's your knob?
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - Marker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
about 3
#1082 - posttwo (12/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1083 to #1082 - Marker ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
THE WHEELS! THEY TURN!
#1081 - Sasher (11/28/2014) [-]
Do you feel that this battle is getting a little repetitive? I mean its like:
"Im gonna take you down!"
"lol didnt work."
"Oh I was just messing around, now Im gonna kill you!"
"lol still didnt work m8"
"Oh I just didnt wanna make you look bad, now Im gonna kill you!"
"m8 wot r u doin its not workin"
"Ok all that before now was just me dickin around, now Im gonna show you my real power! and kill you!"
I mean I can only guess whats going to happen next chapter
User avatar #1080 - flemsdfer ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Untitled/funny-pictures/5355337/17#17

Glycodude is starting up the vegan *********** again by the looks of it.
#1070 - Sasher (11/13/2014) [-]
**** son, Ichibee Hyousube is a badass.
User avatar #1071 to #1070 - Marker ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
there's some real thwomping going on with that giant hand thing
User avatar #1076 to #1071 - Sasher (11/15/2014) [-]
By the way, do you have any idea what the hell is "Kamikake" and whats in room 46? Is it Aizen? Maybe some new character?
User avatar #1077 to #1076 - Marker ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
according to one of the scan sites "Kamikake" means "divine presence", so it's probably that shadow thing and it probably has some kind of clairvoyance. As for Central 46/Room 46, my bet is he's going to go get approval to go to the Palace.
User avatar #1078 to #1077 - Sasher (11/15/2014) [-]
Oh, I just figured he wouldnt need approval considering the condition Seireitei is in and that Ichigo just went off on his own.
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - Marker ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
the Central 46 is stubborn as **** . Also they can't exactly tell a substitute what he can and can't do. He's not with the Gotei 13.
#1068 - demfeels (11/11/2014) [-]
Btw, considering you stopped replying I didn't have time to mention that your mom's a nice person, and I was joking. My bad.
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - Marker ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
eh I just got bored and went to do other ****
User avatar #1064 - snipys (11/05/2014) [-]
red hair or blonde hair.
User avatar #1065 to #1064 - Marker ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
kinda leaning toward Amane red
User avatar #1058 - warioteam (11/03/2014) [-]
unban ggggotmethisname he a good boy who dont done nothing wrong
#1059 to #1058 - Marker ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
But he violated the law.
#1066 to #1059 - ggggotmethisname (11/05/2014) [-]
its all good, i knew what i was getting into
its all good, i knew what i was getting into
User avatar #1060 to #1059 - warioteam (11/03/2014) [-]
no proof im getting admin to take your priveledges
User avatar #1061 to #1060 - Marker ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
that was a damn good pic tho
i saved it first
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - warioteam (11/03/2014) [-]
i got tons
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - Marker ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
I recently learned about this KYHU guy. **** he's good
#1057 - syrianassassin (11/02/2014) [-]
Jew boy   
   
 Posted outside, spinning your dreidel    
   
 Sippin' on some grape juice    
   
 Rocking that Jew gold    
   
 The world just don't understand you    
   
 They try to kill all of you    
   
 But no one can sue ya'll    
   
 Too bad     
   
 cause you got    
   
 ALL THE MONEY
Jew boy

Posted outside, spinning your dreidel

Sippin' on some grape juice

Rocking that Jew gold

The world just don't understand you

They try to kill all of you

But no one can sue ya'll

Too bad

cause you got

ALL THE MONEY
User avatar #1051 - mayorman (10/29/2014) [-]
are you still doing the item game?
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - Marker ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
not really but I'm not giving my **** away in case I do decide to pick it up again
User avatar #1053 to #1052 - mayorman (10/29/2014) [-]
s'cool, you willing to trade those scribes?
User avatar #1054 to #1053 - Marker ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
oh if you just want the scribes you can have them, but I'm not just gonna give all my **** away
User avatar #1056 to #1054 - mayorman (10/29/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - mayorman (10/29/2014) [-]
of course. i'll send the "trade" now
#1042 - Marker ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
sewallman
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - sewallman (10/27/2014) [-]
The unfriend just made me think you disagreed with me to the point where you stopped wanting to see my statuses and such.

That's fine, but is there another reason?
User avatar #1044 to #1043 - Marker ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Let's see, besides that you have this amazing tendency to be a pretentious dick who thinks he's hot **** whether or not you want to admit it? And besides the fact that you're the only person who would make a post saying "lol I wonder who won admin's contest" when it's clear you did not? And besides the fact that you were an ass to a friend of mine and then turn around and come under this delusion that the mod system is a gand conspiracy against you?

No, no reason at all.
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - sewallman (10/27/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Sticky+is+gone/text/5335226/4#4

I have never said that every mod hates me, I said there is a group of mods that **** post on all of my **** . It doesn't pertain to just mods because other people target to **** post everything I do as well.

I also don't know where you get the vibe that I think I'm hot **** ? Elaborate and I could change my behavior to better suit other members as well.
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - Marker ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
you try constantly to get admin's attention, it's pretty obvious you think you're more important than you are. he has to run this entire site, I really doubt your little contests are even a little important to him.
User avatar #1048 to #1046 - sewallman (10/27/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/sewallman/211#211

I'm not posting this to be a dick, but he did say he'd sticky my next one for me, but I have to find a way to do it where a user can't cheat.

Well, I'm off this thread. Have a great day, buddy.
#1039 - animeasseveryday (10/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1040 to #1039 - Marker ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
goddammit snips
#1041 to #1040 - animeasseveryday (10/23/2014) [-]
Congrats! You have entered the secret word! You will now receive TWO anime asses daily!
User avatar #1034 - Zaxplab (10/22/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/videogames/Bayonetta/vnNRLia/66#66


Why you'd flagged me for that? I dont even remember adding a picture ):
User avatar #1036 to #1035 - Zaxplab (10/22/2014) [-]
10/4 no clue what I was thinking. I just saw it in sfw before and figured it was okay ):
User avatar #1037 to #1036 - Marker ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
yeh **** happens
wait I swear you were a mod for a short time am I crazy
#1038 to #1037 - Zaxplab (10/22/2014) [-]
I was a mod for a bit, but then my internet went out for about a week, and I never bothered trying to get my modship back.
I was a mod for a bit, but then my internet went out for about a week, and I never bothered trying to get my modship back.
#1031 - Marker ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
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