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Youtube Channel: StandardizedAwesome
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Date Signed Up:4/20/2010
Last Login:11/13/2014
Location:MI
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#26 - It's also used to enhance natural features and as a sort of ar… 10/22/2014 on Eeeewwwght +6
#61 - Yeeeeeeah, to be honest I feel really awkward that way as well… 06/24/2014 on sex +1
#32 - Have you tried it with you on top? I've only gotten off a coup…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on sex +1
User avatar #56 - iamsammich (06/23/2014) [-]
i was not meant to be on top
as soon as i'm the one taking charge and doing it my way, i get so incredibly awkward. it's so much more fun when the guy does the work
User avatar #61 - MandiMarie (06/24/2014) [-]
Yeeeeeeah, to be honest I feel really awkward that way as well when it's in an open space like on a bed or couch or something like that. For whatever reason, when we were in the back of the car it was like close and confined and it just didn't feel awkward at all.
#82 - Wait, what is the one with the kid and the horse in that black…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Saddest moments in your... 0
#90 - Womens Study Major (04/26/2014) [-]
"The Neverending Story"
#33 - Wait, isn't the blue whale the largest and heaviest animal tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on Earth's nosolvo 0
User avatar #51 - viperish (04/16/2014) [-]
afaik yes.
#1134 - I'd say above average. Possibly 8/10  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? 0
#1165 - Boggy (03/18/2014) [-]
#1169 - Boggy (03/18/2014) [-]
#38 - OH MY GOD, THAT'S MY AREA CODE! Seriously, are you from t… 03/07/2014 on They always try to take a... 0
#100 - In Mason. Small town like 15 miles south of Lansing.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on Fast Food Tips pt 2 0
User avatar #103 - kievaughnb (02/01/2014) [-]
Ah, I'm in East Lansing for Michigan State events sometimes. I live in Grand Rapids.
#49 - ******* yes on #7. I work in the deli at Meijer (…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Fast Food Tips pt 2 0
User avatar #86 - kievaughnb (02/01/2014) [-]
OH SHIT NIGGA I CLICKED YOUR PROFILE AND YOU'RE IN MICHIGAN. WHAT CITY?
User avatar #100 - MandiMarie (02/01/2014) [-]
In Mason. Small town like 15 miles south of Lansing.
User avatar #103 - kievaughnb (02/01/2014) [-]
Ah, I'm in East Lansing for Michigan State events sometimes. I live in Grand Rapids.
User avatar #85 - kievaughnb (02/01/2014) [-]
Don't call my beloved Meijer a midwest walmart.
#249 - I can promise there will be no campaign lol. 01/31/2014 on Break out of your comfort zone 0
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#15 - weenieandthebutt (07/16/2013) [-]
Heyyy long time, just did a little stalking quick check on you. I'd noticed your comment on women's logic the other week and  you deserved men's perception in women perfectly! Think I may steal that comment just for future reference. Got to say that it must truly suck being a female on the internet.    
   
Anyways, how you been and how's life treatin' ya?
Heyyy long time, just did a little stalking quick check on you. I'd noticed your comment on women's logic the other week and you deserved men's perception in women perfectly! Think I may steal that comment just for future reference. Got to say that it must truly suck being a female on the internet.

Anyways, how you been and how's life treatin' ya?
User avatar #16 to #15 - MandiMarie (07/26/2013) [-]
Why thank you! And it's honestly not that bad most of the time, unless content like that comes up and you read through the comments where a whole bunch of people are agreeing with it.

Also, I kept wondering why you never messaged me back, and I realized it was I who didn't message back. I think I acidentally clicked "Cancel" instead of "Send" again, and I got mad and never bothered to rewrite my message.

My life has been decent, how about yours?
User avatar #17 to #16 - weenieandthebutt (07/26/2013) [-]
"deserved men's perception in women perfectly"- I think I accidentally a word there and meant "summarised" so please excuse my bad grammar lol. Writing long message and then that having to get deleted is a real bitch, Iknowthat_feel.jpeg.
Well, shortly after the last time I messaged you, I had got into bodybuilding after a guy on FJ had introduced me to a forum that had a concise guide that covered the basics. I suddenly just grew into it more and more and now I've been at it consistently for a couple of months so far in the gym. Researching nutrition from a scientific perspective and implementing into my program kinda makes me wish I pursued a path in biology rather than that of physics hmmm maybe not, I dunno. Other than that, everyday just kinda feels the same to be honest with nothing else really changing.
#7 - weenieandthebutt (04/09/2013) [-]
FRRIIIEEENNNNDDDDD! Thanks for the invite :D
FRRIIIEEENNNNDDDDD! Thanks for the invite :D
#9 to #8 - weenieandthebutt (04/09/2013) [-]
sooo tell me more about yourself. Since you're 20, are you a uni/college student at the moment and what's it like back in the land of 3dumb?
sooo tell me more about yourself. Since you're 20, are you a uni/college student at the moment and what's it like back in the land of 3dumb?
User avatar #10 to #9 - MandiMarie (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes yes yes, I'm in school for Computer Engineering right now. And America is pretty boring, everyone is always arguing without making much progress, so I don't care much for politics. What's it like in Ye Olde Mothership?
#11 to #10 - weenieandthebutt (04/09/2013) [-]
I know I don't look it but I've graduated with a masters in Physics. Most of my old class mates have gone on to do PhDs, with one or two people who I know who are currently working in CERN. Computer Engineering, what does that involve? I HATE computer programming with a passion! Especially Java, C++ and all the other cryptic, algorithmic  						****					.    
   
In terms of politics, your politics is a lot more interesting than British politics where the whole world actually follows it. Personally, I just look at things from both sides and try to be neutral about it. London, whether is always 						*******					 						****					 (either cold or rainy or both) but it's the biggest city in the world with quite a lot to do (if I'm bothered going out in this 						****					 whether).
I know I don't look it but I've graduated with a masters in Physics. Most of my old class mates have gone on to do PhDs, with one or two people who I know who are currently working in CERN. Computer Engineering, what does that involve? I HATE computer programming with a passion! Especially Java, C++ and all the other cryptic, algorithmic **** .

In terms of politics, your politics is a lot more interesting than British politics where the whole world actually follows it. Personally, I just look at things from both sides and try to be neutral about it. London, whether is always ******* **** (either cold or rainy or both) but it's the biggest city in the world with quite a lot to do (if I'm bothered going out in this **** whether).
User avatar #12 to #11 - MandiMarie (04/09/2013) [-]
Well that's pretty impressive :p I was sooo bad at Physics in highschool, so I applaud you, my good sir. Computer Engineering is more of the hardware than the software. I don't know if it's the same everywhere, but Computer Science is where you get into more of the software/programming which I've always been bad at. Engineering is more of building computers and designing parts and stuff like that, and leaving the coding to the smarties, although I haven't started any of that yet since I'm just now finishing up my 2 years of Gen. Ed., and will get into that in the next 2 years of school :p

And American politics are only more interesting because the politicians are always lying, or making a big deal out of things that don't matter, or not making a big enough deal about things that do matter. Blah, blah, blah, I try to stay neutral as well :D

And I would really love to live in London. I live in Michigan, which has mostly the same weather as England but I live in an area where there's nothing to do. It's cold/rainy/snowy/cloudy about 9 or 10 months in a year, and the rest is too hot for my taste. So basically, **** . lol
#13 to #12 - weenieandthebutt (04/10/2013) [-]
There are a decent number of girls who go into physics and science but I'm well (pleasantly) surprised that you're going into computer engineering. The computer science department at my uni literally has no females at all. It's usually not the kind of thing that girls get into (even I'd find it too tedious for my liking since my computer knowledge is kinda bad lol). Smarties eh? Let all the chocolates do the work!    
   
The interesting thing about American politics is that they always seem to play by the absolute extremes ends of their respective spectrums. From where I came from, everyone 						*******					 hated Romney. Well recently, Magarat Thatcher passed away who a few people moaned her death but many people were rejoicing in celebration. One of those things were you can understand both the hate and the love on each side.    
   
Why on Earth does everybody want to live in London? Maybe the central parts have it's nice historic land marks but the rest is a typical suburban 						****					 hole plus it's as overpriced as 						****					. I would love to live in America but the only thing that puts me off is the lack of free health care and the gun culture.
There are a decent number of girls who go into physics and science but I'm well (pleasantly) surprised that you're going into computer engineering. The computer science department at my uni literally has no females at all. It's usually not the kind of thing that girls get into (even I'd find it too tedious for my liking since my computer knowledge is kinda bad lol). Smarties eh? Let all the chocolates do the work!

The interesting thing about American politics is that they always seem to play by the absolute extremes ends of their respective spectrums. From where I came from, everyone ******* hated Romney. Well recently, Magarat Thatcher passed away who a few people moaned her death but many people were rejoicing in celebration. One of those things were you can understand both the hate and the love on each side.

Why on Earth does everybody want to live in London? Maybe the central parts have it's nice historic land marks but the rest is a typical suburban **** hole plus it's as overpriced as **** . I would love to live in America but the only thing that puts me off is the lack of free health care and the gun culture.

User avatar #14 to #13 - MandiMarie (04/10/2013) [-]
Well, I've always been of a little above average intelligence (in America at least lol), and like you, I would love to make a **** load of money, and also help the future on it's way so I think it will be well suited for me.

And I completely agree, it seemed to me like both Obama and Romney would do about equally well as president, and neither of them being able to change anything so I never saw the huge fuss about hating/loving either of them. Whereas with controversial figures like Margaret Thatcher, I could understand it.

And to be honest, I know I have an incredibly romanticized view of London, as do many Americans. I think it may be because it'd be difficult to find many cities in the US that are really all that old. You get some East Coast cities that were founded maybe 500 years ago or so, but that's about it. I love the whole historical aspect of European cities, because it seems like every city in Europe is older than even the oldest in America lol. I actually prefer the aesthetic of Edinburgh, to be honest :p

But it just may be one of those things where it seems great in movies and shows, and is just lackluster in person. Like when I was 15, I went to Los Angeles and I fully expected to be blown away, but most of the people were trashy looking, there was litter all over the place, and there were basically zero nice areas outside of the neighborhoods where celebrities lived. It was mostly ghetto lol. And, not to mention, cloudy and cold the entire time.
User avatar #1 - HailtotheKing (08/30/2012) [-]
Your comment virginity is mine! >:3
User avatar #2 to #1 - MandiMarie (08/31/2012) [-]
Haha, it's yours to keep, my friend xD
User avatar #3 to #2 - HailtotheKing (08/31/2012) [-]
-Lights a cigarette- It felt good to take it too ;)
User avatar #4 to #3 - MandiMarie (09/01/2012) [-]
Well I've had comments on here before, but I don't know where they've gone lol
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