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Date Signed Up:7/03/2009
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    Ray Bradbury's fucking nightmare Ray Bradbury's fucking nightmare
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#29 - It was when I used a plunger to beat your dumb ass to death wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Let's play a game -1
#30 - fecal (10/28/2014) [-]
I expected more man, this was just sad...
#23 - Absolutely. In fact, I owe my life to a plunger.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Let's play a game -1
#27 - fecal (10/27/2014) [-]
you were one of those ugly mofos with a head so big they had to plunge-fuck you out of that pussy?

Honestly though, if that's really true please tell us how
User avatar #29 - Mahazama (10/28/2014) [-]
It was when I used a plunger to beat your dumb ass to death when you traveled back in time to try to flood my bathroom with shit and drown me in the process.
I had to furiously hammer away at a giant dookie loaf with eyes that was holding onto my plunger with its' razor-sharp teeth. After thirteen days of shaking and breaking apart the dookie that was blocking my toilet and flooding my bathroom, it finally gave way and let out a demonic, audiotuned moan which then dissipated in a froth of brown bubbles.

When it came to a fight between my plunger and fecal , I came out victorious.
#30 - fecal (10/28/2014) [-]
I expected more man, this was just sad...
#61 - Sure. 10/27/2014 on Even Vader has a bad day 0
#134 - Look, everyone! The gun-moderate! Quite a rare specimen too!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Lazie gun 0
#153 - penileburglar (10/28/2014) [-]
Haha, alright I have to give you that one. You made me laugh by making fun of *me*, that was quite well played.
#128 - So tell me again why you need a long arm? For the door-kicking… 10/27/2014 on Lazie gun 0
#122 - Like James Bond.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Lazie gun 0
User avatar #125 - vonspyder (10/27/2014) [-]
No my wife has the walther. I'm not a fan of .380 ACP. Just a personal preference.
User avatar #128 - Mahazama (10/27/2014) [-]
So tell me again why you need a long arm? For the door-kicking Feds who want your pirated guro and shota?
#121 - ******* cowboy. A real man crossdraws from his chest.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Lazie gun 0
User avatar #123 - vonspyder (10/27/2014) [-]
Actually I keep my SSA at home unless I'm going to the range.
User avatar #122 - Mahazama (10/27/2014) [-]
Like James Bond.
User avatar #125 - vonspyder (10/27/2014) [-]
No my wife has the walther. I'm not a fan of .380 ACP. Just a personal preference.
User avatar #128 - Mahazama (10/27/2014) [-]
So tell me again why you need a long arm? For the door-kicking Feds who want your pirated guro and shota?
#119 - Now I feel even worse for your nuts. They are going to be all …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Lazie gun 0
User avatar #120 - vonspyder (10/27/2014) [-]
Doubt it considering I use a side holster.
User avatar #121 - Mahazama (10/27/2014) [-]
Fuckin' cowboy. A real man crossdraws from his chest.
User avatar #123 - vonspyder (10/27/2014) [-]
Actually I keep my SSA at home unless I'm going to the range.
User avatar #122 - Mahazama (10/27/2014) [-]
Like James Bond.
User avatar #125 - vonspyder (10/27/2014) [-]
No my wife has the walther. I'm not a fan of .380 ACP. Just a personal preference.
User avatar #128 - Mahazama (10/27/2014) [-]
So tell me again why you need a long arm? For the door-kicking Feds who want your pirated guro and shota?
#117 - At least I will have some, unlike you after your Derringer ND'…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Lazie gun 0
User avatar #118 - vonspyder (10/27/2014) [-]
actually my EDC is a Sccy CPX-1.
User avatar #119 - Mahazama (10/27/2014) [-]
Now I feel even worse for your nuts. They are going to be all over the bathroom floor.
User avatar #120 - vonspyder (10/27/2014) [-]
Doubt it considering I use a side holster.
User avatar #121 - Mahazama (10/27/2014) [-]
Fuckin' cowboy. A real man crossdraws from his chest.
User avatar #123 - vonspyder (10/27/2014) [-]
Actually I keep my SSA at home unless I'm going to the range.
User avatar #122 - Mahazama (10/27/2014) [-]
Like James Bond.
User avatar #125 - vonspyder (10/27/2014) [-]
No my wife has the walther. I'm not a fan of .380 ACP. Just a personal preference.
User avatar #128 - Mahazama (10/27/2014) [-]
So tell me again why you need a long arm? For the door-kicking Feds who want your pirated guro and shota?
#55 - Spread out against more than 100 million taxpayers, you are pa… 10/27/2014 on Kings of the Hill +2

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User avatar #26 - thetaxman (08/07/2014) [-]
noted
#24 - espay **User deleted account** (09/07/2013) [-]
You dirty ******* nord
User avatar #25 to #24 - Mahazama (09/07/2013) [-]
I beg your absolute highest of pardons?
User avatar #14 - evilcookie (08/07/2011) [-]
Are you israeli or something?
Cuz your name... its a word in hebrew....
User avatar #15 to #14 - Mahazama (08/07/2011) [-]
nah bru it's an americanization of the IRISH surname O'Meagher.
but what does my name in hebrew mean?
User avatar #16 to #15 - evilcookie (08/08/2011) [-]
Mahazama is like a community of people that rise for a goal, kinda thing.
User avatar #18 to #16 - Mahazama (09/05/2011) [-]
Could you possibly give me the direct Hebrew writing? i'd like to research the word.
User avatar #19 to #18 - evilcookie (09/05/2011) [-]
מעצמה
it also means strength
glad to help :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - Mahazama (09/05/2011) [-]
thank you =D
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mahazama (08/08/2011) [-]
this is interesting to know, thank you for telling me :)
User avatar #12 - mutodude (03/15/2011) [-]
your avatar gave me a huuuge boner :D
User avatar #13 to #12 - Mahazama (03/15/2011) [-]
glad i could help
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