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User avatar #1896 - soosay (10/02/2011) [-]
James: He made SJ scream. So I took a bone to him and broke some things, Made him Scream and Scream and scream and scream....

Soosay: Why leave him alive?

James: To do it again.
User avatar #1901 to #1936 - MaelRadec (10/03/2011) [-]
enclave soldier: <part of the government that survived the atomic war> by the old worlds order you are all hereby arrested!!!
User avatar #1902 to #1942 - soosay (10/03/2011) [-]
James: Pal we are busy saying good byes to a war hero!
Soosay: Would you show some respect? We didn't even get to say our goodbyes...
User avatar #1903 to #1943 - MaelRadec (10/03/2011) [-]
Enclave: i have direct orders to bring you to the president!!!!
User avatar #1904 to #1944 - soosay (10/03/2011) [-]
James: And who told you to bring a killer to the president sonny? *holds up shovel* You better not be lie'n or I will be burring two bodies tonight.
User avatar #1905 to #1945 - MaelRadec (10/03/2011) [-]
Enclave: *starts laughing*
User avatar #1906 to #1946 - soosay (10/03/2011) [-]
James: I love kids. *Holds up shovel with one hand*

Soosay: we could just leave him with a broken ankle James we don't have much time to spare here.
User avatar #1907 to #1947 - MaelRadec (10/03/2011) [-]
Enclave: *pants* wait wait i don't think you want to kill me another time do you *starts laughing again*
User avatar #1908 to #1948 - soosay (10/03/2011) [-]
Soosay: or just kill him. *lights smoke*

James: gladly *Slings Shovel to the sentry's throat*
User avatar #1909 to #1949 - MaelRadec (10/03/2011) [-]
Enclave: *catches the shovel an takes off his helmet and mael's face appear under it* don't you recognize me?
User avatar #1910 to #1950 - soosay (10/03/2011) [-]
James: Cute you sneaky Bastard.
Soosay: Cameo...

James: You know why I love the Grave site? I grew up here before the civil war. There are three things I love about this place. The sites of home. The environment is on my side. and its a natural EMP. I remember as a kid the poor used to refuge here because electronic never worked and its so big. Major reason why your friend is in the ground it because he didn't have a gun. Just like you.

Soosay: You any good at fighting with a ton of armor on?

James: Like it matters I am going to enjoy putting you in a hole.
User avatar #1911 to #1951 - MaelRadec (10/03/2011) [-]
Mael: stop it guys... i was just gone for 2 days...
User avatar #1912 to #1952 - soosay (10/03/2011) [-]
James: You could just let us go to river side. But I know neither of us wants that.
User avatar #1913 to #1953 - MaelRadec (10/03/2011) [-]
Mael: for **** sake it was all just a cover up... why would i kill my old friends?
User avatar #1914 to #1954 - soosay (10/03/2011) [-]
Soosay: We just killed Coprion. And Sarah tryed to kill the man at River side

JAMES: and you killed Shania.I don't care if its a gag.
User avatar #1915 to #1955 - MaelRadec (10/03/2011) [-]
Mael: *looks at his wrist watch and then spontaneity points at copiron* BAM!!!! *copiron takes a deep breath and wakes up* ooh and here your pay *throws a large amount of money at him*
User avatar #1916 to #1956 - soosay (10/03/2011) [-]
Coprion: Mael what took you? And what the hell is this? Is that all the man at river side could get me? It looks like it is haft the size of yo--*Shot in the jaw by Soosay*

Soosay: Killed him already. Lets leave. *Hops in truck*

James: Hell of a wake up call *Runs over Coprion*
User avatar #1917 to #1957 - MaelRadec (10/03/2011) [-]
Mael: *shakes head and looks at copiron's jaw regenerating* james get lost...
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