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MadameSir

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Personal Info
Gender: female
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/25/2010
Last Login:7/24/2013
Location:Vancouver BC
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1776 total,  2184 ,  408
Comment Thumbs: 872 total,  1365 ,  493
Content Level Progress: 76% (76/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 187 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 188 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:4
Content Views:18297
Times Content Favorited:114 times
Total Comments Made:442
FJ Points:931
Favorite Tags: Iphone in Andori (30) | funny (23) | MadameSir (8) | comic (7) | justin bieber (5) | WTF (4) | caption (3) | Awesome (2) | death (2) | facebook (2) | fag (2) | GIF (2) | graph (2) | Herp Derp (2) | LOLWUT (2) | miley cyrus (2) | pedobear (2) | rage guy (2) | troll (2) | twilight (2)
My name is Ellie and I enjoy competitive barge-pulling and David Bowie. I may sleep 12 hours a day but I party 24/7. In another life I was probably Dorothy Parker. I appreciate almost all types of music and I will talk about music for hours on end. Like anyone else on this site, I enjoy lulzy photos.
Feel free to add me. :3

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#63 - If these are the kind of bitches you hang out with then you ne… 01/29/2012 on Hopefully not all chicks... +1
#7 - this happened literally yesterday while i was laying on my dat…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2012 on Scumbag Intestine -13
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#15 - sedativechunk (01/24/2012) [-]
#4 - I got you for secret santa! Here's your present! 12/19/2011 on airlaflair's profile 0
#4893 - **MadameSir rolled user airlaflair ** You're gettin… 12/19/2011 on Secret Santa! +1
#59 - Hufflepuffs are excellent finders!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2011 on Poor Hufflepuff +35
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#70 - naziyahtzee (12/18/2011) [-]
What the HELL is a hufflepuff?
#195 - I'm currently babysitting at someone elses house and I can tot… 11/26/2011 on Why does this happen? +4
#625 - and since i need a camwhore photo too  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2011 on An FJ Experiment +8
#687 - mrdiscosirens (11/12/2011) [-]
beautiful.
#613 - zombie walk photo  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2011 on An FJ Experiment +4
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#638 - blasthardcheese (11/12/2011) [-]
I have so many lesbian jokes to make.
#625 - MadameSir (11/12/2011) [-]
and since i need a camwhore photo too
#687 - mrdiscosirens (11/12/2011) [-]
beautiful.
#4 - I'm pretty sure that's what happens in elementary school. 11/12/2011 on Really how? +4
#269 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 11/02/2011 on OP Delivers on Halloween -12
#327 - alphalycan (11/02/2011) [-]
He dosen't want people to see his face. nothing off with that
#301 - kulsius (11/02/2011) [-]
enjoy more, think less
#284 - unbird (11/02/2011) [-]
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#164 - EmperorColo (09/27/2011) [-]
I was sitting here looking through my comments and realized you never did reply. Did my strange reply(ies) to your comment disturb you?

I am confuse.
#165 to #169 - MadameSir (09/28/2011) [-]
No, I'm just generally too lazy to reply to anything.
#166 to #170 - EmperorColo (09/28/2011) [-]
Haha that's ridiculous. Asking how I'm doing and too lethargic to make conversation? That lazy huh?

You're something else, ya know that?

#167 to #171 - MadameSir (09/28/2011) [-]
You're an odd fellow.
#168 to #172 - EmperorColo (09/28/2011) [-]
Very much so. Haven't I always been?

Anywho I'm off to watch more anime. Have a fantastic evening/morning.
#163 - anon (08/20/2011) [-]
show boobs or leave FJ please
#154 - eldeeko (01/25/2011) [-]
heyy alright like :)
#155 to #158 - MadameSir (01/25/2011) [-]
hahah whattttt does that mean?
#156 to #159 - eldeeko (01/26/2011) [-]
are you alright? hahah
#157 to #160 - MadameSir (01/26/2011) [-]
yeah im fiiiine.
how are you? :D
#158 to #161 - eldeeko (01/26/2011) [-]
im great thanks everyones mad about my jim carey pic getting front page hahah
#159 to #162 - MadameSir (01/26/2011) [-]
Oh man no that was such a ******* funny picture i lol'd so harshly.
That was you? GOOD JOB GUYY. <3
#160 to #163 - eldeeko (01/26/2011) [-]
haha glad you think so! haha i do have a funnny picture every so often haha - alrighty thennn!
#161 to #164 - MadameSir (01/27/2011) [-]
Jim Carey is ******* hilarious too.
and i mean, you gotta have a good photo every once and a while, you're level 17!
#162 to #165 - eldeeko (01/27/2011) [-]
legend! lmfao so i am i thought i was like level 10 haha, good spot :P your pictures are pretty good :P should be a higher rank!
#152 - JustinBieberPenis (01/22/2011) [-]
you're really a girl?? Show. Tits. NAO!!!
#151 - JustinBieberPenis (01/22/2011) [-]
me gusta
#150 - XTriggerX **User deleted account** (12/02/2010) [-]
how come you unfriended me? i thought you were going to do homework... :'(
#144 - mightymilk (10/24/2010) [-]
does madamesir have a gammertag?
does madamesir have a gammertag?
#145 to #147 - MadameSir (10/24/2010) [-]
I wish man. :(
We could be best xbox live buddies.
#146 to #148 - mightymilk (10/24/2010) [-]
madamesir has no xbox? ={
madamesir has no xbox? ={
#147 to #149 - MadameSir (10/25/2010) [-]
madamesir has xbox. just no xbox live. :(
#148 to #150 - mightymilk (10/25/2010) [-]
well madamesir has a way to play xbox =3 make new xbox live account
#139 - Natendragon (10/11/2010) [-]
Wtf hax at your content thumbs >:(

Your content does not add up to 1662.
#140 to #142 - MadameSir (10/14/2010) [-]
Yaaabut most of it got deleted in the crash.
I had a pic on the front page once before it was deleted.
#141 to #143 - Natendragon (10/14/2010) [-]
Ah, ok. You check out.
#142 to #144 - MadameSir (10/14/2010) [-]
Thanks.
So youre like...
undercover cyber police?
#143 to #145 - Natendragon (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, no no no.

I'm the Internet's ****** *******.

Confidentiality is a requirement., I can not tel you who I am employed by.

Apologies.
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#136 - mightymilk (09/15/2010) [-]
u soo pweedy
u soo pweedy
#137 to #139 - MadameSir (09/27/2010) [-]
awww. so cute. :3