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LocoJoe

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
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Content Ranking:#966
Comment Ranking:#470
Highest Content Rank:#290
Highest Comment Rank:#362
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Content Views:1427856
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latest user's comments

#83 - Gawker is ******* retarded. HULKAMANIA R… 06/20/2015 on Hulk Hogan could destroy... +3
#71 - That Tom Clancy game looks exciting. I can remove cartel any w… 06/20/2015 on E3 2015 in a nutshell 0
#22 - >Aphrodite >tyra banks 06/20/2015 on I Am Your Father 0
#6 - That moment when you die in a video game and realize that it's…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Testing an impact... +210
#114 - anon (06/21/2015) [-]
#144 - stupidpiglets (06/21/2015) [-]
[Insert Ori porn here]
User avatar #123 - funferret (06/21/2015) [-]
Hnnnng, fucking love Ori.
#121 - mizory (06/21/2015) [-]
Oh god that game
User avatar #135 - srgtd (06/21/2015) [-]
What game?
User avatar #138 - simonbimon (06/21/2015) [-]
ori and the blind forest
User avatar #146 - srgtd (06/21/2015) [-]
Sounds fun.
User avatar #81 - rustyspunktube (06/20/2015) [-]
that's the feeling I get when I loose my best squad in XCOM
#99 - broswagonist has deleted their comment.
User avatar #86 - emiyashirou (06/20/2015) [-]
>Not playing Ironman.

What are you, a casul?
#90 - rustyspunktube (06/20/2015) [-]
It was on Iron Man. and I kept going up until the mission with chrysalid hatchery. fuck that mission with a passion.
#67 - betesboy (06/20/2015) [-]
That feeling was about 90% of my time playing Deus ex
User avatar #149 - minorian (06/21/2015) [-]
Seriously, I saved so fucking often in that game. Sometimes I could save several times, when just crouching through a vent
#153 - betesboy (06/21/2015) [-]
Once i got into the habit it turned into me having points where i went "did i just save not even a second ago? Oh, well better save three more times." and its not just deus ex, its really any stealth game like that.
#66 - So the only way to live on is through computers? Time to begin… 06/19/2015 on Deep Space 0
#55 - >Colion Noir I love his analogies on firearms 06/19/2015 on Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 0
#83 - >buying diamonds >supporting the De Beers Good goy 06/19/2015 on some of us really cant... +3
#28 - What if I work the night shift? 06/19/2015 on What time do you wake up? 0
#101 - Daily reminder that Texans love weapons so much that we house …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2015 on Great minds think alike +14
#110 - imdan (06/19/2015) [-]
Our custom made freedom stick sticks. I'll take ten.
#145 - If the sun is so heavy why does it float in the sky and not fa… 06/19/2015 on Mass of a black hole +16
#1 - White people will walk into a cage with tigers and cheetahs bu…  [+] (24 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Zookeepers doing the "Chris... +275
User avatar #90 - totalcrinos (06/19/2015) [-]
Tigers or Cheetahs would not steal my wallet.
User avatar #88 - tehwheelman (06/19/2015) [-]
Well man is the most dangerous game...
User avatar #76 - gitanisme (06/19/2015) [-]
I've never seen a tiger shoot anyone
#46 - splyt (06/19/2015) [-]
tigers and cheetahs won't steal your wallet and phone
#38 - dwarfman (06/19/2015) [-]
Great apes are known to be far more territorial.
User avatar #26 - sylvanio (06/19/2015) [-]
i dont know much tigers that pack mac10s in their MC Hammer pants
User avatar #27 - angelious (06/19/2015) [-]
thats because you go to a zoo. thats like a prison. they pat them down in prisons.


go see them in the wild. they be blasting dem fuck the police on their low rides and smoking that weed. and they pack guns for days brah.
User avatar #28 - sylvanio (06/19/2015) [-]
fukin animals man...
User avatar #30 - angelious (06/19/2015) [-]
now now. dont be rude. its a dog eat dog world. and they gotto live somehow. even if it looks savage to us you must remember that this is the world they live in and they are just trying to cope with it the best way they know how. instead of hatred. we should embrace them with love and care.
User avatar #24 - europe (06/19/2015) [-]
That's because you're much less likely to be killed by a tiger than to be killed by a NIGGER
User avatar #18 - italianfrosttroll (06/19/2015) [-]
Work with tigers and lions n shit.
Roll up windows for nigle nogles.
White.
Can confirm.
User avatar #93 - juter (06/19/2015) [-]
oh my
User avatar #13 - kalima (06/19/2015) [-]
We know what the 'wild' animals will do.
User avatar #10 - assyria (06/19/2015) [-]
because only one of those animals will stick a glock in your face
User avatar #6 - mookiea (06/18/2015) [-]
My mom used to lock al the doors when there was a snake in the road.
#15 - fresighto (06/19/2015) [-]
God DAMN. What kind of fucking snakes do you have?
#79 - jackleeswagger (06/19/2015) [-]
Tunnel snakes
#102 - fresighto (06/19/2015) [-]
Oh man, I laughed. Nice.
User avatar #92 - furiousmarshmellow (06/19/2015) [-]
Those rule.
#103 - fresighto (06/19/2015) [-]
Actually laughed at you two. Well done.
User avatar #69 - furiousmarshmellow (06/19/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crotalus_horridus

Since he's from Tennessee.
User avatar #2 - Azacu (06/18/2015) [-]
monkeys in the wild are scarier than cats in a zoo
#110 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
stfu
User avatar #111 - Azacu (07/25/2015) [-]
no u
#28 - >breaded >not grilled  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on Every Youtube Unboxing Video -1
User avatar #32 - Greevon (06/18/2015) [-]
If I'm eating low quality chicken from Walgreens, breaded is the way to go. Low quality grilled chicken is even more disgusting, and the flavor is harder to mask with ketchup.

Besides, everyone knows grilled chicken users have way more hardware issues (soggy buns just to name one). It's not really a contest between breaded chicken sandwiches and grilled chicken sandwiches anyways, fried chicken is the way to go. FC Master race.
#95 - I'm sitting here with my Galaxy S5 doing nothing fallout related. 06/17/2015 on Got eem. +1
#8 - Gonna have to bust out this old school one. 06/17/2015 on The Movie (OC) 0
#16 - Picture 06/17/2015 on Talk to short people 0
#246 - >all the males a black >all females white Isn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on Cartoon animals re-imagined... +6
User avatar #363 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/18/2015) [-]
but the wolves both of them are the same shade of brown because they're eskimos?
#37 - >stacks of money >desert eagle >cocaine &…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on Good god that looks amazing 0
User avatar #57 - somenerd (06/17/2015) [-]
It's actually Bolivia
#47 - It looks like that bitch has leg hair. 06/16/2015 on Our Super Adventure by... +3
#89 - Who the **** thought this was a good idea?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on Cringe #47 0
User avatar #90 - subaqueousreach (06/16/2015) [-]
Obviously that guy thought it was a good idea.

A better question would be what made him think it was a good idea?
#27 - So bear claws aren't even sharp huh? They just put so much for… 06/16/2015 on they look better at my... +1
#85 - This guy is a good friend. He just tried to get his friend laid. 06/16/2015 on Missed signals 0
#47 - The guy on the bottom knows how to have a good time. 06/16/2015 on The Difference 0
#124 - I get to use my AK! 06/16/2015 on [Murica Intensifies] 0
#91 - Did Jim Ross make that gif? 06/16/2015 on Holy crap, this girl was... 0
#139 - Gonna name my dog Blondi. I'll be the edgelord of the… 06/16/2015 on Customization +1

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User avatar #54 - LocoJoe (07/12/2015) [-]
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User avatar #53 - LocoJoe (04/14/2015) [-]
*roll 7*
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User avatar #47 to #46 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
What was the trade?
#48 to #47 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #48 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
I think I'll keep em. I'm only really trading points for stuff.
#50 to #49 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #51 to #50 - LocoJoe (10/26/2012) [-]
I have only 2.4K so just make a decent offer.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - LocoJoe (09/18/2012) [-]
Nah. I think it'll be better used when we get the crafting option.
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#36 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
I never understood why there's so many of us on FJ.
#37 to #36 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
I come here to troll libtards mostly.
#38 to #37 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
Yeah there are a decent amount of them here. Just curious, how do you like your nugget?
User avatar #39 to #38 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
Not mine really. I'm a no guns. It's a buddy of mine. It's a Tula hex receiver. The thing has a smooth bolt but after a while it gets hot due to the Texas heat. I think I've bruised my hand more than once trying to work the bolt.
#40 to #39 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if I should get one or hold out for a garand/sks. Trying to get some opinions that aren't from 14 year olds on /k/ that have only been there long enough to know what a nugget is.
User avatar #41 to #40 - LocoJoe (06/26/2012) [-]
I say the garand would be better. Mosins are everywhere but Garands are hard to come by.
#42 to #41 - lordaurion (06/26/2012) [-]
That's what I'm leaning towards.
#35 - pavivirmascontento (03/09/2012) [-]
Shellshock 2?? I own that game and it gives me headaches and i feel sick playing it, but it has a nice storyline, the cover looks amazing
#32 - toxicnachos (01/08/2012) [-]
Theres porn all over ur profile
Theres porn all over ur profile
#33 to #32 - LocoJoe (01/08/2012) [-]
Tell me about it.
#30 - NotAdmin (01/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #31 to #30 - LocoJoe (01/03/2012) [-]
Has my profile become the place to post ass gifs?
User avatar #29 - TurkDragon (12/18/2011) [-]
ey... im ur secret santa... you like music?

http://soundcloud.com/themkn
User avatar #18 - tigerpaws (09/18/2011) [-]
hey dude where did you get the flo pictures?
User avatar #19 to #18 - LocoJoe (09/18/2011) [-]
You need to login to view this link I'll post them later tonight so don't worry.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tigerpaws (09/18/2011) [-]
sweet thanks dude :) for some reason they're kinda hot lol
User avatar #21 to #20 - tigerpaws (09/19/2011) [-]
how do you find them?
User avatar #23 to #21 - LocoJoe (09/19/2011) [-]
Oh if you want the video just PM your email and I'll send it to ya. It's an mp4 so you might need to download VLC
User avatar #22 to #21 - LocoJoe (09/19/2011) [-]
I uploaded the rest BTW
User avatar #15 - LocoJoe (08/25/2011) [-]
**LocoJoe rolls 1** This
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**LocoJoe rolls 6** Plus this
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User avatar #13 - doctorhax (08/15/2011) [-]
I like ur avatar, that game was so bad it was good
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User avatar #3 - DagothUr (04/02/2011) [-]
Was ShellShock 2 really that bad?
User avatar #4 to #3 - LocoJoe (04/02/2011) [-]
Yeah they pretty much half assed it. Pretty good cover art though.
#2 - anon (03/03/2011) [-]
da **** ? my xbl name is your name
User avatar #1 - JoeTheRooster (09/26/2010) [-]
VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!!
btw hell fellow "Joe".
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