best calm your tits for they throw ya back into the water

bbut that would mean i would require am to be online

STRAIGHT OUTA COMPTON

can i have 500,000,0000 dollars

you can look at MY money. but you'll have none

desiree to touch inreacessssss

YOU GET! Y U NO FOLLOW RULES

ruuules don't apply to me cauz i am teh ruler who applies said rules

as reichfuhrer i naow rule that all of you're forfeit

now we gather money and following me into here

**hahahaheidi rolls 83** dubs and i do it and give you all mah moneys
im never rolling aagain after this EVER

**LoLgenerator rolls 76** you know 3 is still technically more then half an 8

Well it took me over 2 months but I finally get this joke now

y u try to mess up my education

that shit's for fools

i got kickedd outttta schoooool i can show you how to be cool

did you really?

who needs and education when you have SWAG


YOLO

I WANNA SWAG!

i almost dropped out of skool

how much of it you got lefttt

like if u at da end and shit u might as well finish if it suits you but liiike whatever dudey


a nigga just can't even fux wit it always be to bizzy makin money and blazin to sit in some room on some bullshit for a quarter of mah life to fight some otha gaduates for a job at mcdonalds!

like 2 months ago i started 11th grade but idek what im gonna do with my life so who knows if im even gonnaa need school yaknow?

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THAT LAST SENTENCE.

ain't not nobody never knowed what theys gon do wit they life

maybe ill just be everything. that seems simple enough.

everything all of the thingsssss somethings nothing



simple as in fin ity

...or maybe ill be nothing? or maybe you do everything and you don't want anyone else doing anythingbc idefk dude whatthehell

idgaf. BE ONLINE.

i not do everything


we just finna do nothing


but it all leads 2 sumptin

ugh my mind. im about to go to sleep though so ill talk to you later or something mah man

okiii its super early doh


c u a round

ive been up since 1pm yesterday @_@

too much cocaine? is good


sex and very study

all day everyday

sharee

will fucking do.


fuck you im not tired anymore

sleep is cool and all but it's not like requisite or something

but.. you can die without sleep!

i dun thing thats ture but if you say so

*googled* okay i was wrong, but it gives ya wicked bags under your eyes not that anyone gives a shit

better bags under your eyes then niggers sneaking about when your eyes are closed

O_O

i d live by a lot of niggers... hjkjdf im scerred now >.>

store watermelon outside invisible area to distract and preoccupy them

lel kids'll be kids XD
if i like watermelon does that make me black?

no but if you give me a sharpie i can make you black

both of those people are me ya know.
i have a perfectly unused brown bc whothefuckneedsbrown

but i wanna do wut i wanna

nigga you will be online now. you will be online 10 years from now. you will never get offline.

what

idk man but alrighty im forreal going to bed now x_x

sleep well

that sounds absolutely terrible

i didn't ask for your ponies

>mfw you're expecting me to watch that

buttt why are you using le meme arrowss

*>my reaction when you expect me to watch that

**LoLgenerator rolls 08**

**hahahaheidi rolls 87** if this is a number you suck my dick bitch

**LoLgenerator rolls 64** if you there is then number then nou

fuck idefk what you mean >.<

what do the numbers mean heidi

THEY MEAN I AM THE MACKDADDY.

420 blaz iut fegot asfa FAFFaff

THAT WAS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW MISTER JAY. THE
LAST.
FUCKING.
STRAW.

i no see any straw

you got me. i'm a phony! a big fat phony!

when i leave believe i'm stompin but when i come back boy i'm comin str8 outta compton

r u ahving finaciel diffultyz?

I don't need them anymore C:<

>tfw realizing you never needed them in the first place

**Vegetaftfw rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Don't Bully If You Can't Fight ** I did at the time!

nein danke. das reisigbundel


picture related, it's my waifu also not giving a fuck

the fuck you want jive ass turkey

Now listen he-

i'm gonna smear the roof of your mouth jive ass turkey

LAAAAAAAAAMB.

That WAS supposed to be a reply to you, but meh.

am i kawaii onii-chan?
uguu~

y u do dis?

y don't you this?

I don't even bible.

i am the eye in the sky looking at you

**Vegetaftfw rolled a random image posted in comment #1464 at Funnyjunk, i have a surprise for you. ** I'm this.

Uh

arise chickun

nou

eggsillint

NO JEW

[goyim suspicion intensifies]

lel

no raffing arouwd

yus

wir wollen nicht No Scrubs ein Peeling ist ein Goy, die nicht bekommen kann keine Liebe von mir

I'm too tired for this o.o

but there's no time for sleep when it's south is gonna rise again time

>.>
<.<

some sort of satanic new world order zionist jew goat

i only needed it for jew bashing but that was over and i lost interest quickly

Suuuuuucks.

hi

How are you?

i dunno. how am i?

Its cancer

*roll* lelel epic roll

**LoLgenerator rolls 77** lelel epic roll

**LoLgenerator rolls 1** lele epic rol

**LoLgenerator rolls 1** lelreloepic ffsef

what are "FJ points" and why do you want mein

are you experienceing some sort of FJ points defecit?

Look at the top part of your profile, they're under "total comments made"

Yes, because fagmin reset the points and I lost most of mine. They're for items :D

perhaps i could give you an FJ points bailout

So I can has? :3

plausibly most deffinately if not certainly then surely most likely

C:

I love you.

<3

:D

but you're still online

Different account...

ich will bomb sie kim jong

DO IT.

this bread is being monitered

It's because you said his name C:

...But how did he know i said his name

LoLgenerator < Like that, you get a notification.

You're slow as hell.

dude what the fuck that shit's like an invasion of privacy

Wut.

If you don't like it turn it off...

i can't even post any more kawaii sharks i'm just so repulsed

Good :D

it's bad

Not for me.

Misfits!

how long are your banned for

3 days.

Das Uber Reisigbungdel

i was gonna spam his page with niggers but /4dm1n is gone

i'm sure the new guys are gheyer. or him on multiple accounts

http: //www . funnyjunk . com/user/item%20beggar

It's still him. Unfortunately.

itembeggar is a faggot and reagon on a raptor is gonna fuck him up soon

lolk

^ Pic related, it's me and my bitch.

good hunting, stalker

**Vegetaftfw rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Dear God, ** Wut.

to the moon, comrade

**Vegetaftfw rolled a random image posted in comment #714330 at MLP Friendly Board ** N