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Date Signed Up:3/07/2010
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#1367 - That's without counting any excercise I may do. Its probably a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? 0
User avatar #1389 - rokkai (05/28/2015) [-]
oh. 5x/week should do it then. good luck making all them gains
#1055 - Bruh how do I get to 220lbs like you man? >tfw stu…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? 0
User avatar #1261 - rokkai (05/28/2015) [-]
1000 sounds a lot to me man. shit gon make you real fat. be careful
#1367 - Lmaoplanes (05/28/2015) [-]
That's without counting any excercise I may do. Its probably at around 500 after all the lifting and cardio I do 5x/week.
User avatar #1389 - rokkai (05/28/2015) [-]
oh. 5x/week should do it then. good luck making all them gains
#300 - I know. He was saying "when you become an officer". … 05/21/2015 on Hey FJ 0
#66 - In the Army, officers are clean shaven. Only NCOs wear mustach…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Hey FJ +1
User avatar #110 - scorpidea (05/20/2015) [-]
Petty Officer 3rd class = enlisted rank E4 = NCO
#300 - Lmaoplanes (05/21/2015) [-]
I know. He was saying "when you become an officer". Obviously 01+
#100 - HIGH TEST 05/18/2015 on Yummy Tummy 0
#129 - FOUND THE TRIGGERED FEMINIST.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Next level harassment +10
#133 - lastsamurai (05/16/2015) [-]
neckbears like u love us triggered feminists
#69 - Just waiting for this guy to shoot a kamehameha wave at me. 05/16/2015 on Aging sucks +4
#68 - No guns on a University in TEXAS? What kind of unamerican …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2015 on CJ Manby goofed 0
User avatar #71 - apurpleliger (05/13/2015) [-]
If you're asking for verification that this is a thing, then yes guns are not universally allowed on campus in Texas. I believe it's up to the university as to how they deal with it. Most don't allow concealed carry (the only normally allowable way to carry a gun in Texas). But, for example, Rice allows you to check your firearms into the on-campus police station while staying there. I believe there is a push for preemption with regards to concealed carry on campus. Don't know how it's going though.

The actual problem in this case is most likely that he had a firearm in the dorms, which I'd imagine almost every dorm on almost every campus bans firearms.
User avatar #70 - peanutbraddle (05/13/2015) [-]
Liberals still pretty much own colleges.
If they demand something, they usually get it.
#102 - I'm just telling you that we are not super soldiers. I'm an Am… 04/22/2015 on Facts and shit 0
#64 - No its just that everybody understands what to do. O…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Facts and shit 0
User avatar #69 - toosexyforyou (04/22/2015) [-]
You literally said nothing against American soldiers being like modern day super soldiers besides the word "no." How does simple and easy to understand training exercises mean that the training American soldiers go through doesn't make them far ahead of their opponent.

This is how the conversation just went:

me: American soldiers are like modern super soldiers.
you: no they just understand what to do

like what?
#102 - Lmaoplanes (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm just telling you that we are not super soldiers. I'm an American soldier FYI.

Most militaries are highly disorganized and their soldiers are dumb as shit. The certain tactics and battle drills that we have are so simple to understand and perform that's why we do so god damn good. Plus with other militaries if their leadership goes down (say an officer gets killed while on patrol) they just stop and retreat. With us we step up because we know what we're supposed to do and what 2 ranks higher up are supposed to do.

So if you're a Private First Class, you should know what you're main job is when on patrol on a team and what the main job of a Sergeant is too. So if he dies you know what to do and how to step up to his position.

Other militaries like the British Royal Marines, they don't know jack shit and won't act out unless ordered by a superior officer. If he dies, then they're screwed and retreat.

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