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#102 - I'm just telling you that we are not super soldiers. I'm an Am… 04/22/2015 on Facts and shit 0
#64 - No its just that everybody understands what to do. O…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Facts and shit 0
User avatar #69 - toosexyforyou (04/22/2015) [-]
You literally said nothing against American soldiers being like modern day super soldiers besides the word "no." How does simple and easy to understand training exercises mean that the training American soldiers go through doesn't make them far ahead of their opponent.

This is how the conversation just went:

me: American soldiers are like modern super soldiers.
you: no they just understand what to do

like what?
#102 - Lmaoplanes (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm just telling you that we are not super soldiers. I'm an American soldier FYI.

Most militaries are highly disorganized and their soldiers are dumb as shit. The certain tactics and battle drills that we have are so simple to understand and perform that's why we do so god damn good. Plus with other militaries if their leadership goes down (say an officer gets killed while on patrol) they just stop and retreat. With us we step up because we know what we're supposed to do and what 2 ranks higher up are supposed to do.

So if you're a Private First Class, you should know what you're main job is when on patrol on a team and what the main job of a Sergeant is too. So if he dies you know what to do and how to step up to his position.

Other militaries like the British Royal Marines, they don't know jack shit and won't act out unless ordered by a superior officer. If he dies, then they're screwed and retreat.
#131 - BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR? AKHMED YOU SON OF A BITCH DON- 04/15/2015 on Murphy┬┤s miliatry Law +1
#14 - I am a rare pepe apprasier. I can assure you sir that this is … 04/14/2015 on should work 0
#97 - As you can see mine is even just a slighter shade of darker bl… 04/13/2015 on Whatever it takes to climax 0
#134 - It isn't fun lugging that **** around all day. Barebone… 04/10/2015 on I love my mom 0
#67 - Nobody gives a **** about your basic/boot camp stories.… 04/06/2015 on Marine Corps Yumi #44, #45 0
#63 - That's because the author is/was a Marine.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Marine Corps Yumi #44, #45 0
User avatar #64 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/05/2015) [-]
Oh that's obvious. Because you owuldnt really know about those little things unless you either experienced them or somebody remembered them so well that they could epxlain in finite detail to you.

I figured the first.
#67 - Lmaoplanes (04/06/2015) [-]
Nobody gives a shit about your basic/boot camp stories. If they do, they really won't care or remember the small details. Trust me, I know.

So yeah it is the first.
#37 - All I can say is just keep your head down, do as your told and… 04/01/2015 on Marine Corps Yumi #34, #35 0
#35 - My friend got one but he's NG ($10,000). He's also a 25B. Only…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Marine Corps Yumi #34, #35 0
User avatar #36 - funnaycraptwo (04/01/2015) [-]
Yeah... I still gotta get 10 weeks in of basic it seems and then another 20 weeks for AIT.
#37 - Lmaoplanes (04/01/2015) [-]
All I can say is just keep your head down, do as your told and take everything chow by chow. I never said one word to my Drill Sergeant except when I had a broken assault pack and they asked us to speak up if we had a broken one. That's the only thing I said besides "Yes/No Drill Sergeant, or Here/Moving Drill Sergeant".

Don't count the days you have left, and DO NOT get a watch. It'll just make the time go by longer. Sleep whenever you can (preferably in the bathroom stalls only). Do not fall asleep in your locker or somewhere that isn't the stall.

Reception will be a nightmare. I spent 10 days at 30th AG, got there on a Monday at 2AM, didn't leave til the next Thursday. Probably the worst time you'll spend in the military ever.

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