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    Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
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#21 - Sorry, but "April 15th, 2014" just makes for sense t… 11 minutes ago on R.I.P. 0
#7 - you don't have to censor yourself you know 15 minutes ago on (untitled) 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 20 minutes ago on Just Putin it out there 0
#15 - anonymous (6 minutes ago) [-]
Russia invaded the Ukraine, which used to be a part of Russia when the globes that OP owns were made. Instead of throwing them out, he's going to wait for Russia to annex the Ukraine again.
#28 - not spoopy at all. The camera can detect a face WAY down the h… 24 minutes ago on face recognition +5
#70 - I laughed, and then i was grossed out 40 minutes ago on So true... or is it? Or is... +1
#96 - you seriously can't bring peanuts to school?  [+] (1 new reply) 45 minutes ago on stupid 0
User avatar #101 - Vegeto (23 minutes ago) [-]
At my old high school, yes.

I had a friend who was allergic just by being in the same general area as peanuts.

Like seriously, if it wasn't sick, twisted, and life threatening, you could just lead him to every desk, and use him as a peanut detector.
#455 - the console graphics look just fine too... 4 hours ago on PC vs Console +1
#64 - but i am the girlfriend 23 hours ago on Neil +6
#21 - I've never experienced this. What is it like?  [+] (10 new replies) 04/16/2014 on No Escape From That 0
#288 - twotwelve (15 hours ago) [-]
It's almost exactly what you think not being able to move any muscle in your body is like. Extremely claustrophobic and suffocating. Also, some people hallucinate during it because you're still half asleep. The hallucinations are pretty fucking scary because of the whole not being able to move thing.
User avatar #177 - ohmeghon (18 hours ago) [-]
Your eyes go wide open: and you wake up. All seems well in the world, but for some reason its in the middle of the night and you are AWAKE.

You try to roll over to look at the clock - but you can't move.

You can't move anything, save maybe your eyes.
You're awake and staring at the ceiling wondering whats going on. Because of your apparent paralysis, your heart begins to pound and your thoughts become rapid and chaotic.

You are already panicking, but the worst is yet to start.
Because your mind still thinks that it is asleep, your subconscious continues to dream. Only in your panicked state, your dreams are nightmares - and because your eyes are open, they are very realistic hallucinations.
Your worst fears begin to manifest in your room, hovering above you, creeping down the walls. The longer this continues the more pranks your mind begins to pull on you. In your paranoid, fearful and unmoving state, your mind torments you with graphic visions until you finally snap into reality and "wake up" a second time.

After this secondary wakefulness, you wonder whether you're truly awake now or not. For the rest of the night you fear that you might still be dreaming, or that if you fall back asleep you may wake up paralyzed once more. It is up there in the most traumatic things you can experience.
User avatar #196 - cards (17 hours ago) [-]
That sounds actually pretty cool. I love lucid dreaming, even if they are nightmares.
User avatar #31 - thebrownydestroyer (23 hours ago) [-]
It's like a nightmare but you're totally aware and you can't tell what's real or not. I remember one when I was little, the black figure was reaching around my door and was about to open it, I screamed for my parents and the hand retracted and my parents came in, there was no eye opening or waking up, it just felt real.
#28 - mooproxy (23 hours ago) [-]
Basically imagine that your subconscious mind is pissed at you for no apparent reason, and so will create whatever it can to scare you. You can't move and your mind knows exactly what will terrify you.
Ever read that creepypasta about the guy projecting an image of his subconscious mind? It's kinda like the end part of that.
Here it is if you've not read it: creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Tulpa
#321 - Customer Services (13 hours ago) [-]
Son, that's freaky.
#295 - skorchy (14 hours ago) [-]
I was all fine and dandy.
Then my imagination got an idea of that apparition, but only applied to myself.
And I'm terrified of it.
#216 - migueldecervantes (17 hours ago) [-]
That was a very good story.

Thank you for sharing it.
User avatar #146 - iamaniceperson (18 hours ago) [-]
It's like 11 o' clock here so no.
User avatar #63 - toxicovrtake (20 hours ago) [-]
no thanks
#8 - yeah...i'm too ******* lazy and impatient to get … 04/16/2014 on Get yourself a magifish 0

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User avatar #154 - josa (02/26/2014) [-]
#147 - uselesscommentman (02/12/2014) [-]
That's a dark ass name you got there son.
User avatar #148 to #147 - Lintutu ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
yeah..i've been here a while
#149 to #148 - uselesscommentman (02/12/2014) [-]
Are you a fabled witness?   
Of FJ Dreamtime?
Are you a fabled witness?
Of FJ Dreamtime?
#150 to #149 - Lintutu ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
wut?
#151 to #150 - uselesscommentman (02/12/2014) [-]
What Colour was FJ when you got here?    
   
I must know.
What Colour was FJ when you got here?

I must know.
#152 to #151 - Lintutu ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
you'll get different answers from many people, but i remember FJ being green the first time i discovered it. Ah yes, that eye-sore color green
you'll get different answers from many people, but i remember FJ being green the first time i discovered it. Ah yes, that eye-sore color green
#153 to #152 - uselesscommentman (02/12/2014) [-]
You have shown me a great truth in the universe, thank you kind sir.
You have shown me a great truth in the universe, thank you kind sir.
User avatar #144 - ginsan (01/21/2014) [-]
go nude
User avatar #146 to #145 - ginsan (01/24/2014) [-]
good for others eyes
User avatar #136 - aerosol ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Are you one of the recently unbanned/undeleted accounts? Because ******** your name is dark
User avatar #137 to #136 - Lintutu ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
no, i'm just a really old user. Your name will too darken in time
User avatar #138 to #137 - aerosol ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Oh I was just wondering because it seems like there have been a lot more dark names in the comments.
Sorry to be a bother
#139 to #138 - Lintutu ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
you don't have to apologize, i like getting comments/replies c:
you don't have to apologize, i like getting comments/replies c:
#140 to #139 - aerosol ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
We'll see about that   
 jk just wanted to give you another notification
We'll see about that
jk just wanted to give you another notification
User avatar #134 - wooyoungkim (01/10/2014) [-]
your name is so goddamn blue.
#135 to #134 - Lintutu ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm an oldfag now
I'm an oldfag now
User avatar #132 - xXferaligatrXx (01/07/2014) [-]
While it has been great sharing an avatar with you for like 3 or 4 years i finally went out and got my own. I'll miss seeing your comments and thinking that their mine.
#133 to #132 - Lintutu ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
As will i. I salute you
As will i. I salute you
User avatar #129 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
B-b-b- butts .
#130 to #129 - Lintutu ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #131 to #130 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Yep. Butts.
#127 - greedtheavarice (08/04/2013) [-]
Your avatar makes me want to play Crystal again.

Thank you.
#128 to #127 - Lintutu ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
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#125 to #124 - Lintutu ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
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#120 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
hi... random question from someone random, out of curiosity... do you even draw?\
User avatar #121 to #120 - Lintutu ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
yes...?
#116 - atma ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
sick avatar man.
#114 - afternoon (08/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #113 - mrlikeaboss (03/21/2012) [-]
g sack
User avatar #109 - mrlikeaboss (11/28/2011) [-]
You can go to the play with me
User avatar #110 to #118 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/28/2011) [-]
......are you just saying that to mess with me, or do you mean it?
User avatar #111 to #119 - mrlikeaboss (11/28/2011) [-]
i mean it i just called marsha and she dont care
see you later i need to practice bai
User avatar #112 to #120 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/28/2011) [-]
yay!!! i'm looking forward to it. so marsha will drive us there right?
User avatar #117 to #112 - VaultTechy (11/08/2012) [-]
I was hoping to go to the play too actually, =(
#118 to #117 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
lol people stalking my comments
#119 to #118 - VaultTechy (11/08/2012) [-]
I just realized I'm like a year late to the play....
User avatar #115 to #112 - CaptainCanada (08/31/2012) [-]
I wanted to go to the Play :(
User avatar #92 - mrlikeaboss (11/24/2011) [-]
( ))==========D
User avatar #93 to #101 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/24/2011) [-]
so how did it go?
User avatar #94 to #102 - mrlikeaboss (11/24/2011) [-]
i wrote it on facesack
User avatar #95 to #103 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/24/2011) [-]
:I it's too bad that same chick wasnt working there
User avatar #97 to #105 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/24/2011) [-]
you probably would have got a better response rather than a fatass just blowing you off
User avatar #100 to #108 - mrlikeaboss (11/24/2011) [-]
HE SAID NAOGHGHGOOOOAOOOGO
User avatar #101 to #109 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/24/2011) [-]
:P
User avatar #102 to #110 - mrlikeaboss (11/24/2011) [-]
you gonna pick mah ass up tomorrow or WHUT
User avatar #103 to #111 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/24/2011) [-]
around 1 yes. and we shall eat like fatasses tomorrow :DDD
User avatar #104 to #112 - mrlikeaboss (11/24/2011) [-]
im boooo ord
and i cant play teh tomb RADDORS cause she wants to see the tits of midas
User avatar #105 to #113 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/24/2011) [-]
go ahead and play it, i dont really care much anymore :P
User avatar #106 to #114 - mrlikeaboss (11/24/2011) [-]
i just might HO
:3333333333333333
fine ill see you tomorrow you little fluffball
knock on my window when you get here
User avatar #107 to #115 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/24/2011) [-]
goodnight baby. i'll pick your sack up tomorrow, have fun :D
User avatar #108 to #116 - mrlikeaboss (11/24/2011) [-]
AND TheN He SAIDDdd I will lov U FIVE-EVR
Whitth IS MOar than foor-evr
#81 to #89 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/21/2011) [-]
wow...i'm sorry, but that really wasnt funny to me. but i love you anyway C:
wow...i'm sorry, but that really wasnt funny to me. but i love you anyway C:
User avatar #82 to #90 - mrlikeaboss (11/21/2011) [-]
the dude is trying to pick up chicks but they are all in a relationship so he rages
#83 to #91 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/21/2011) [-]
i mean, i get it, but i just didnt think it was funny
User avatar #84 to #92 - mrlikeaboss (11/21/2011) [-]
how about NO
User avatar #85 to #93 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/21/2011) [-]
i'm so boooooored
User avatar #86 to #94 - mrlikeaboss (11/21/2011) [-]
same heyah
User avatar #87 to #95 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/21/2011) [-]
I love you though. I'll see you tomorrow?
User avatar #88 to #96 - mrlikeaboss (11/21/2011) [-]
yeah
User avatar #89 to #97 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/21/2011) [-]
C:
User avatar #90 to #98 - mrlikeaboss (11/21/2011) [-]
xbox?
User avatar #91 to #99 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/21/2011) [-]
hmm, nah. I'm not really in the mood for anything tonight. i feel tired
#64 - mrlikeaboss (11/10/2011) [-]
your reactions must be related!
your reactions must be related!
#65 to #73 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/10/2011) [-]
reaction battle initiate!!
reaction battle initiate!!
#66 to #74 - mrlikeaboss (11/10/2011) [-]
HAIL TO THE KING BABY!
#67 to #75 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/10/2011) [-]
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#71 to #79 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/10/2011) [-]
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#73 to #81 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/10/2011) [-]
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#75 to #83 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/10/2011) [-]
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#76 to #84 - mrlikeaboss (11/10/2011) [-]
im gettin boo-ored
#77 to #85 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/10/2011) [-]
same here, i'm gonna go play my donkey kong emulator :DDD I'll see you tomorrow yeh?
same here, i'm gonna go play my donkey kong emulator :DDD I'll see you tomorrow yeh?
User avatar #78 to #86 - mrlikeaboss (11/10/2011) [-]
chuh
make sure to bring da game also i got the 10 bucks for weed so we can smoke on the weekend peace bruh
User avatar #79 to #87 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/10/2011) [-]
i love you C: goodnight
User avatar #58 - mrlikeaboss (11/10/2011) [-]
whut
THE **** BRUH :p
#59 to #66 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/10/2011) [-]
hey, how ya doing?
#60 to #67 - mrlikeaboss (11/10/2011) [-]
are we gonna mate like wild beasts?
#61 to #68 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/10/2011) [-]
yes
yes
#63 to #70 - Lintutu ONLINE (11/10/2011) [-]
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#52 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
Just a question, can you put some stuff up that doesn't totally suck? thanks! ;)
#53 to #56 - Lintutu ONLINE (08/10/2011) [-]
heres a thought for you, all that 						****					 i put up is old. so i don't bother uploading anymore, i only comment now really. sorry if none of my content is a rage comic or a 						******					 pony.
heres a thought for you, all that **** i put up is old. so i don't bother uploading anymore, i only comment now really. sorry if none of my content is a rage comic or a ****** pony.
#54 to #57 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
Judging from what i've read, you have a fat bf, you live in texas, and even though you are apparently 19 you act like you're in middle school. Not to mention you love acting like a bitch apparently? People like you make Funnyjunk really unfunny
User avatar #55 to #58 - Lintutu ONLINE (08/10/2011) [-]
says the one that actually took the time to read through all of my comments just to prove a point.
#56 to #59 - anonymous (08/11/2011) [-]
How does that counter-acts anything I said exactly?
User avatar #57 to #60 - Lintutu ONLINE (08/11/2011) [-]
the fact that you read through all my comments just to put **** on the table that had nothing to do with the current topic that started the argument
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