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    Winning the lottery. Winning the lottery.
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    Derpy, no! RUN AWAY! Derpy, no! RUN AWAY!
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    You monster. You monster.
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#7 - Leaves the vault to try and save the wasteland. Only …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Liam Neeson +2
#9 - fishinyourface (03/05/2014) [-]
that scene still hurts
#12 - Just ******* look at them.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Know the difference +1
User avatar #16 - nightmaren (03/05/2014) [-]
Oh that's right, it's black and white and they're wearing suits, they must be cool.
User avatar #18 - swimmingprodigy (03/05/2014) [-]
now youve got it
#289 - MUAHAHAHAHA! 02/28/2014 on Friendzoned +4
#283 - That would be relevant, if you had any more wishes. Checkmate.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Friendzoned +7
User avatar #286 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/28/2014) [-]
You crafty bastard.
User avatar #289 - Lijiah (02/28/2014) [-]
MUAHAHAHAHA!
#278 - Your wishes will never become corrupted because you have no mo…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Friendzoned +6
User avatar #279 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/28/2014) [-]
Damn, you got me there! But what about the second part about them coming true?
User avatar #283 - Lijiah (02/28/2014) [-]
That would be relevant, if you had any more wishes. Checkmate.
User avatar #286 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/28/2014) [-]
You crafty bastard.
User avatar #289 - Lijiah (02/28/2014) [-]
MUAHAHAHAHA!
#8 - The blue circles are supposed to appear to jiggle slightly ins… 02/28/2014 on Optically painful 0
#27 - It's a very loud minority. Like the fedoras who claim that mlp… 02/28/2014 on Ponycomp 284 0
#3 - fearofpop posted the joke  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #4 - redtooth (02/27/2014) [-]
I meant the "I am in physical pain" generic tumblr pun reaction
#30 - Or whatever gender you prefer.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +2
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Team political correctness to the rescue
#19 - ******* miracles 02/27/2014 on So I heard you liked... +2

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#4544 - xing (06/20/2014) [-]
ur dead lol
User avatar #4543 - goobyman (06/08/2014) [-]
Rest In peace, good friend. I didn't know you, but Rip. Byte, good luck in the future.
#4541 - nigerianblackguy (06/08/2014) [-]
ur dead lol
ur dead lol
User avatar #4540 - Byte (06/08/2014) [-]
You can't be dead...
User avatar #4542 to #4540 - anonymousmkiii (06/08/2014) [-]
I wish he wasnt...but he is. I got the confirmation from his father yesterday afternoon.
User avatar #4539 - anonymousmkiii (06/07/2014) [-]
Rest In Peace
User avatar #4524 - warzon (02/16/2014) [-]
Hi lijiah.
User avatar #4525 to #4524 - Lijiah (02/16/2014) [-]
hi sexy
User avatar #4527 to #4526 - Lijiah (02/16/2014) [-]
Awwww *hugs*
User avatar #4529 to #4528 - Lijiah (02/16/2014) [-]
Yes, hugs ^^
User avatar #4531 to #4530 - Lijiah (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh god that's adorable.
User avatar #4533 to #4532 - Lijiah (02/16/2014) [-]
My heart...It stopped from the cuteness.
User avatar #4534 to #4533 - warzon (02/16/2014) [-]
Yaaay
User avatar #4535 to #4534 - Lijiah (02/16/2014) [-]
happy late valentines day <3
User avatar #4537 to #4536 - Lijiah (02/16/2014) [-]
what're you up to today?
User avatar #4538 to #4537 - warzon (02/16/2014) [-]
nothin
User avatar #4452 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly peeks at lijiah from the window**
User avatar #4514 to #4452 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
*pulls your hips around and removes what's left of your clothes*
User avatar #4515 to #4514 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly began to turn toward his crotch grasping him gently with both of her hands surprisingly gentle for her being...well her**
User avatar #4516 to #4515 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
*spreads your ***** with my thumbs and licks you deeply*
User avatar #4517 to #4516 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly and gently began to suckle on his tip stroking him increasingly faster**
User avatar #4518 to #4517 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
Mmmm~
*rubs your clit and licks your ****** *
User avatar #4519 to #4518 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon gasps in surprise mouth hanging open near his tip as she moans blissfuly**
User avatar #4520 to #4519 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
*licks deeper inside you and rubs your clit faster*
User avatar #4521 to #4520 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon began to slowly move her head down trying to take him into her mouth gagging sharply**
User avatar #4522 to #4521 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
What's the matter, sweetie? Don't have the stomach?
*inserts my tongue so far inside you that it brushes against your cervix*
User avatar #4523 to #4522 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon gags sharply trembling against his cock slowly blushing deeply**
User avatar #4493 to #4452 - Lijiah (02/13/2014) [-]
*unzips your pants, sticks my hand down your panties, and rubs your clit*
User avatar #4495 to #4493 - warzon (02/13/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly began to pant hugging his neck tightly**

Ah...
User avatar #4496 to #4495 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
oh, what's the matter? You're not gonna cum, are you?
*rubs your ***** as I grind my hips against you*
User avatar #4497 to #4496 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly began to place her hand on his cheek grinning softly as I squirm**

Mmm it takes a little more then that~
User avatar #4498 to #4497 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
A little more? Good to know~
*rolls over, pinning you beneath me as I rub harder and faster*
User avatar #4499 to #4498 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly began to blush trembling softly under him letting out soft moans**

Mmm am guessing when you do play with yourself you don't last long by Ahh...that account.
User avatar #4500 to #4499 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
You're right. Because, when I jerk off, I just want to cum and go to sleep. But, when I **** someone, I want them to feel like the only person in the world.
*kisses your neck and slips in a finger*
User avatar #4501 to #4500 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble blushing softly**
Y-Yeah but ahh...I bet you haven't done that yet~
User avatar #4502 to #4501 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
So what did you do to that little islander girl?
*fingers your ***** , grinding to the rhythm*
User avatar #4503 to #4502 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon began to twitch sharply drooling slowly panting**

W-What aahh...do you mean~?
User avatar #4504 to #4503 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
The one you were disguised as
*rubs your ****** in a circular motion*
User avatar #4505 to #4504 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly began to pant softly squirming**

I-I wasn't dressed as a- AHhh~! I-Island giiirl~

*She slowly began to relax against his finger panting*
User avatar #4506 to #4505 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
*smiles and grinds my cock against you through your panties*
User avatar #4507 to #4506 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon bites her lower lip slowly panting**

I-If you cum then your definitely not getting my first...
User avatar #4508 to #4507 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
If you cum, then I've proven myself.
*kisses you and grinds harder*
User avatar #4509 to #4508 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly began to push him onto the bed starting to crawl toward him like a predator**

Mmm I had much more experience lasting...
User avatar #4510 to #4509 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
*pulls one leg up and poses, waving you over with a finger*
User avatar #4511 to #4510 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
**warzon buries her head into his crotch casually licking his erection through his pants with a wide grin**
User avatar #4512 to #4511 - Lijiah (02/14/2014) [-]
(im ***** :/ You gotta remember stuff)
User avatar #4513 to #4512 - warzon (02/14/2014) [-]
(sorrie remove through his pants and its about right.)
User avatar #4494 to #4493 - pokimone (02/13/2014) [-]
...I instantly regret looking down here. Carry on in private you two.
User avatar #4473 to #4452 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
*O.o*
V-vriska? Well, **** . You definitely passed your disguise test.
User avatar #4474 to #4473 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
*Slowly squeezes him grinning wildly*

Mmm and I don't think ill let you cum for a long long time...
User avatar #4475 to #4474 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
I've always wanted to try edging, but I could never get a feel of when to back off.
User avatar #4476 to #4475 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon leans down whispering into his ear as she slowly strokes him her lips the color of her blood as she slowly kisses around his ear**

Well if you hold on until I deem it worthy ill let you...
*She slowly unzips her pants flashing him her panties chuckling lightly*

All.
Night.
Long.
User avatar #4477 to #4476 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
Isn't that how long you plan on making me wait, anyway?
*kisses your cheek*
User avatar #4478 to #4477 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon smiles softly whispering into his ear**

Well I was thinking a month...Mmm then you can be my very first eridan..Ill even let you top~
User avatar #4479 to #4478 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
You realize that I'll need to pee at some point, right? and eat, and other bodily functions.
User avatar #4480 to #4479 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
I was thinking of another liquid all together...thanks for killing the mood.
*She tisks starting to let go of his semi hardened cock starting to stand*
User avatar #4481 to #4480 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
I know what you were talking about. I'm not an idiot. I'm just saying that if you plan on edging me for an entire month, those are things we'll have to work around~
*holds your hand and pulls you back down to your knees*
User avatar #4482 to #4481 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
*Shoves him back onto his back as she slowly starts to slip down her pants giving him a much better view of her panties* Mmm you will not get control until after I know for sure you haven't even touched yourself for a month mister~
User avatar #4483 to #4482 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
I thought you were talking about bringing me to the edge of ****** and not letting me down for a month. That's why I said that.
User avatar #4484 to #4483 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
Mmm of course not I plan on driving you slowly...

*She slowly began to grind her quickly wetting panties against his shaft panting softly*

Every single day until you just feel like your about to pop then ill let you back down for the day...Mmm if you last I promise you'll be my first if you promise not to tell anyone...~
User avatar #4485 to #4484 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
*i offer my hand to shake*
You have a deal, sugar.
User avatar #4486 to #4485 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon takes his hand with both of hers guiding it to her slit slowly grinding against his hand very slowly**

Mmmm you mind if I crash with you~? I promise ill be...
*She slowly starts to move forward grinding away against his hand as she whispers into his ear with a extreme erotica that would make weaker man ****** in his pants*
Entertaining...~
User avatar #4487 to #4486 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
How else would you know if I touched myself? Hell, you can even sleep in my bed if you want.
*rubs your clit with my thumb*
User avatar #4488 to #4487 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly began to grin pressing her body against him sharply**

Well I hope you don't mind I like to feel Free when I sleep...Mmm of course you don't mind seeing me strip before bed do you~?
User avatar #4489 to #4488 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
You can strip right now, if you'd like~
User avatar #4490 to #4489 - warzon (02/09/2014) [-]
**warzon smiles gently kissing his nose**

I know~
User avatar #4491 to #4490 - Lijiah (02/11/2014) [-]
*reaches down and unbuttons your pants*
User avatar #4492 to #4491 - warzon (02/11/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly gasps softly smiling warmly**
User avatar #4453 to #4452 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
*is stretching, nude, facing away from you*
User avatar #4454 to #4453 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly sits down on the tree branch enjoying the view**
User avatar #4455 to #4454 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
*starts doing squat exercises, my cock is clearly visible and almost touches the floor at times*
User avatar #4456 to #4455 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly crosses my legs letting out a catcall**
User avatar #4457 to #4456 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
*turns around, smiles, and walks to the window*
Hey sexy. What brings you here today?
User avatar #4458 to #4457 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon giggles softly**

Besides the fact that I am testing out my make-up to see if I can fake out Mighty eridan the seadweller? Not much.
User avatar #4459 to #4458 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
If you're trying to outwits Eridan the science nerd, what are you doing peeking in my window?
*reaches out to you*
User avatar #4460 to #4459 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
*Slowly starts to lean forward daring him to grab her*
Because I came to test then I stopped for the show.
User avatar #4461 to #4460 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
*leans out the window to take your hand*
Well, if you're looking for a show, I can give you a sexual circus.
User avatar #4462 to #4461 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon takes his hand slowly and begins to slowly step toward his window**

Your really that desperate hm?
User avatar #4463 to #4462 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
I just really like you.
*pulls you into my arms and kisses you*
User avatar #4464 to #4463 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon squirms sharply in surprise gasping into his mouth**
User avatar #4465 to #4464 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
*squeezes your butt*
User avatar #4466 to #4465 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly pushs him away to break the kiss panting**

Y-Your really really desperate then aren't you...
User avatar #4467 to #4466 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
Maybe
*my cock is now pointing directly at you*
But that doesn't mean we have to ****
User avatar #4468 to #4467 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly began to grind against him moving a hand down**

Mmm I think ill leave you with a raging hard on except this time ill make sure your on the very Edge...
*She leans forward having whispered this against his ear with a evil grin*
User avatar #4469 to #4468 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
You evil bitch.
*I lay down on the floor*
Do your worst~
User avatar #4470 to #4469 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly began to grasp him with both hands stroking him slowly**

Mmm am surprised you dint notice the jacket..
User avatar #4471 to #4470 - Lijiah (02/08/2014) [-]
What about it?
*too lost in the moment to notice*
User avatar #4472 to #4471 - warzon (02/08/2014) [-]
*Vriska grins as she slowly strokes him off faster*
User avatar #4441 - warzon (01/14/2014) [-]
**warzon huggles lijiah**

User avatar #4442 to #4441 - Lijiah (01/14/2014) [-]
*hugs and lays my head on your chest*
Hey sweetie.
User avatar #4443 to #4442 - warzon (01/14/2014) [-]
**warzon strokes lijiah's hair slowly**
Hey cutie.
User avatar #4444 to #4443 - Lijiah (01/14/2014) [-]
That was fast. Are you just waiting for me to reply?
User avatar #4445 to #4444 - warzon (01/14/2014) [-]
**warzon kisses lijiah's head slowly gently**
I guess am doing other things too.
User avatar #4446 to #4445 - Lijiah (01/14/2014) [-]
*nuzzles your chest* Such as?
User avatar #4447 to #4446 - warzon (01/14/2014) [-]
**warzon slowly strokes lijiah's back**

playing sim mid and cuddling lijiah.
User avatar #4448 to #4447 - Lijiah (01/14/2014) [-]
what is sim mid?
User avatar #4449 to #4448 - warzon (01/14/2014) [-]
sims medieval
User avatar #4450 to #4449 - Lijiah (01/14/2014) [-]
Oh, neat ^^
*lays down on the couch with a blanket*
I'm tired
User avatar #4451 to #4450 - warzon (01/14/2014) [-]
**warzon cuddles lijiah**

:3
#4372 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
Ay gurl was gud~
#4426 to #4372 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
Look at that booty
Show me the booty
Gimme the booty
I want the booty
#4429 to #4428 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQd5epbbSO0 how people react to my cooking.    
   
[I love this song]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQd5epbbSO0 how people react to my cooking.

[I love this song]
#4430 to #4429 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
Mexican food cannon armed and ready!
#4431 to #4430 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
Das dirty~
#4432 to #4431 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
Do you think so?
Then I'd better not show
You where the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade. Mmm, sweet lemonade.
#4433 to #4432 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
oh god no
#4434 to #4433 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
LOOK AT MAH HOERS. MAH HOERS IS AMAZIN.
GIVE IT A LICK.
#4435 to #4434 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
It taste just like rehznz~
#4436 to #4435 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
HAVE A STROKE OF ITS MANE
IT TURNS INTO A PLANE
THEN IT TURNS BACK AGAIN
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User avatar #4437 to #4436 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
This image was flagged 12/31/2013
User avatar #4439 to #4438 - Lijiah (01/03/2014) [-]
This is ******** . Who the **** flagged a giant purple dildo?
#4440 to #4439 - Byte (01/03/2014) [-]
Wow. pricks.
#4389 to #4372 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
Hey sexy lady~
#4392 to #4389 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
Who's that pony?
#4395 to #4392 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
That's my new girl, Posies. I haven't had much time to make pictures of her and I don't have many artfriends like I used to either so I only have genereic OC maker pose and that thing whatever pose that is.
#4398 to #4395 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
I need an artist too. I can't art for poop
#4402 to #4398 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
Art was so much easier with Razorhoof. Recolor and slap a mohawk on it. I couldn't even begin to recolor Posies.
#4404 to #4402 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
She's adorabru~
User avatar #4407 to #4404 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
Awwww, thanks! I originally made as a character for F-List but I honestly never go on there anyway.
#4408 to #4407 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
What's f-list?
User avatar #4409 to #4408 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
A sexual rp site. Make a profile for your character and watch the ***** beat each other up for the chance to penetrate you.
#4411 to #4409 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
I made a gif. Because I can.
I made a gif. Because I can.
#4413 to #4411 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
Here's a thing my friend Kevin did
#4415 to #4413 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
By the way, what do you think of my OC?
User avatar #4417 to #4415 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
I always knew she was cute but god damn. She is heart-stoppingly cute.
#4419 to #4417 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
D'aw. ty :3
#4414 to #4413 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
Tell Kevin we need more art
User avatar #4416 to #4414 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
He already has a full roster of requests. It took weeks for him to get to mine. I don't wanna burden him any more. :c

You need to login to view this link that's his page
#4418 to #4416 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
oh..he doesn't like me..

I don't know why. I always tried to be nice to him..
User avatar #4420 to #4418 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
you know him already?
#4421 to #4420 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
Yeah. We used to be friends until he just stopped talking to me. He never said why either.
User avatar #4422 to #4421 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
I doubt he meant to or remembers why. I'll ask him when I get a chance. Besides, it looks like you have plenty of art.
User avatar #4423 to #4422 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
My ex used to make art for me. I don't have any way of art anymore
#4424 to #4423 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
Im just gonna post Razorhoof nao, k?
#4425 to #4424 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
kay~
User avatar #4412 to #4410 - Lijiah (12/31/2013) [-]
Meh. I like story driven rp more than sexually driven rp, anyway. I got that out of my system years ago.
#4311 - ghostofmikail (10/30/2013) [-]
Hi there.
#4396 to #4311 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
hide under the bed and think happy thoughts
User avatar #4397 to #4396 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
I don't have an "under the bed".
#4399 to #4397 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
use the mailbox?
User avatar #4400 to #4399 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
W... what.
#4401 to #4400 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
Hide in the mailbox. They will never know~
#4405 to #4403 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
I'm trying to find a way to kill time. I'm bored as cheese.
User avatar #4406 to #4405 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
Same here.
#4373 to #4311 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
I haven't seen you in forever
User avatar #4374 to #4373 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
OH JESUS ******* CHRIST WHAT THE HELL
#4375 to #4374 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
What I do?
User avatar #4376 to #4375 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
Scared the living piss out of me, Comet.
User avatar #4378 to #4377 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
It's okay.

How have you been?
User avatar #4379 to #4378 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
I've been alright. I've been having a lot of nightmares lately so i've been better x.x how are you?
User avatar #4380 to #4379 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
Pretty good, but stressed.
User avatar #4381 to #4380 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
aww why?
User avatar #4382 to #4381 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
Work. :c
#4383 to #4382 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
yuck. What do you do?
User avatar #4384 to #4383 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
Cashier.
#4385 to #4384 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
Oh you poor thing. It doesn't get much worse that.
User avatar #4386 to #4385 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
It doesn't?
#4387 to #4386 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
Depending on where you work, cashier is the pits. Dealing with people can be rotten as ever.

I miss my job at the call center. I don't mind dealing with angry strangers.
User avatar #4388 to #4387 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
I hate dealing with people.
#4390 to #4388 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
Could be a janitor. Then you only have to put up with there **** .
User avatar #4391 to #4390 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
Ha ha...
#4393 to #4391 - Byte (12/31/2013) [-]
So watcha up to?
User avatar #4394 to #4393 - ghostofmikail (12/31/2013) [-]
Not wanting to work.

Ever.
User avatar #4353 to #4352 - ghostofmikail (11/03/2013) [-]
Damn.

I';m 20.
User avatar #4354 to #4353 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
I've only been playing for 5.5 years.
User avatar #4355 to #4354 - ghostofmikail (11/03/2013) [-]
Huh.

Damn.
User avatar #4356 to #4355 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
What kind of music do you play, mostly?
User avatar #4357 to #4356 - ghostofmikail (11/03/2013) [-]
Either classical or video game related.
User avatar #4358 to #4357 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
Are you Brentalfloss?
User avatar #4359 to #4358 - ghostofmikail (11/03/2013) [-]
No, I'm Mikail.
User avatar #4360 to #4359 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
Kay. I play mostly rock and metal music.
User avatar #4361 to #4360 - ghostofmikail (11/03/2013) [-]
Awesome.~
User avatar #4362 to #4361 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm not as good as I would like to be for how long I've played, but I dont have much time :c
User avatar #4364 to #4363 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm still. pretty good, though. :3
User avatar #4365 to #4364 - ghostofmikail (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm glad to hear.
User avatar #4366 to #4365 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
how about you?
User avatar #4368 to #4367 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
How do you judge your own skill?
User avatar #4369 to #4368 - ghostofmikail (11/03/2013) [-]
On how I feel.
User avatar #4370 to #4369 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
But how good do you think you are?
User avatar #4333 to #4332 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
I don't disclose that.
User avatar #4334 to #4333 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
Then how am I supposed to find you and tenderly violate your butthole?
User avatar #4335 to #4334 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
Because virgin.
User avatar #4336 to #4335 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
Then where would we meet?
User avatar #4337 to #4336 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
Iunno...
User avatar #4339 to #4338 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
Would you want to do a total stranger?
User avatar #4340 to #4339 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
Iunno. Meet stranger, engage in polite conversation, get lunch, shop for pone swag, etc.
User avatar #4341 to #4340 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
I tried that with Kevin.

He got most of the merchandise.
User avatar #4342 to #4341 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
We could also do other stuff. Go see movie, play instruments, whatever.
User avatar #4343 to #4342 - ghostofmikail (11/03/2013) [-]
Instruments?
User avatar #4344 to #4343 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
Do you play any?
User avatar #4345 to #4344 - ghostofmikail (11/03/2013) [-]
Yes. A piano.
User avatar #4346 to #4345 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
I play gweetar. :3
User avatar #4347 to #4346 - ghostofmikail (11/03/2013) [-]
Awesome. :3
User avatar #4348 to #4347 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
How long have you played?
User avatar #4349 to #4348 - ghostofmikail (11/03/2013) [-]
12 years or so.
User avatar #4350 to #4349 - Lijiah (11/03/2013) [-]
Damn. I only picked up a guitar after high school
User avatar #4351 to #4350 - ghostofmikail (11/03/2013) [-]
And you're how old?
#4312 to #4311 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
Ohai!
Ohai!
User avatar #4313 to #4312 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #4314 to #4313 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
I'm pretty good. how about you?
User avatar #4315 to #4314 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
I'd say pretty damn good.
User avatar #4316 to #4315 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
Wonderful :3 What have you been up to?
User avatar #4317 to #4316 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
I got a job today!
User avatar #4318 to #4317 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
Excellent! What is thine title?
User avatar #4319 to #4318 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
Cashier at Kmart.
User avatar #4320 to #4319 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
Glorious, Congrats, dude. :3 I got a gun today.
User avatar #4321 to #4320 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
Oh boy.

Don't kill me.

Or Kevin.
User avatar #4322 to #4321 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
*hug* Not you. Just everyone else
User avatar #4323 to #4322 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
*hugs back* Good.
User avatar #4324 to #4323 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
So how have you been?
User avatar #4325 to #4324 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
I've been good. Just lonely.
User avatar #4326 to #4325 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
I know that feel. Life on the road is nothing BUT solitude.
User avatar #4327 to #4326 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
You should come visit me then.
User avatar #4328 to #4327 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
Where you at?
User avatar #4329 to #4328 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
Pennsylvania.
User avatar #4330 to #4329 - Lijiah (11/02/2013) [-]
Where in Pennsylvania? :3
User avatar #4331 to #4330 - ghostofmikail (11/02/2013) [-]
Northeast. Monroe County.

I live close to Kevin.
User avatar #4301 to #4300 - Lijiah (09/29/2013) [-]
N*SYNC in brony form. Best thing ever.
User avatar #4302 to #4301 - slowlearndurr (09/29/2013) [-]
The lyrics man :'c
User avatar #4303 to #4302 - Lijiah (09/29/2013) [-]
That, too
User avatar #4305 to #4304 - slowlearndurr (09/30/2013) [-]
Needs a name
User avatar #4306 to #4305 - Lijiah (09/30/2013) [-]
D'awwwwwww! She's perfect! I love the cutie mark.
User avatar #4307 to #4306 - slowlearndurr (09/30/2013) [-]
Quick name her so I can posy on DA
also do you have skype?
User avatar #4308 to #4307 - Lijiah (09/30/2013) [-]
Posy? Why not Posies? Like the flower. :3 And yes but I hardly ever use it, what with internet being scarce on the road,
User avatar #4310 to #4308 - slowlearndurr (09/30/2013) [-]
as far as the name, that could work. gonna shoot off random ones
Sound Bloom
Flower Petal
okay this is hard....
#4309 to #4308 - slowlearndurr (09/30/2013) [-]
slowlearnhurr. add me, it's easier to chat that way

I made a version of her smiling because it fits her personality better.

Now get on F-list faget and make her character
#4288 - slowlearndurr (09/29/2013) [-]
puu.sh/4CTJo.png

Random **** like this just happens every night. I love this site

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User avatar #4289 to #4288 - Lijiah (09/29/2013) [-]
maximum lel. also, where did that pic come from?
User avatar #4293 to #4291 - Lijiah (09/29/2013) [-]
HNNNNNNNNNNGGG--!!!
#4290 to #4289 - slowlearndurr (09/29/2013) [-]
Gif from in progress as of now
Gif from in progress as of now
User avatar #4292 to #4290 - Lijiah (09/29/2013) [-]
You are more magic than twilicorn
User avatar #4295 to #4294 - Lijiah (09/29/2013) [-]
Shekshy.
User avatar #4298 to #4295 - slowlearndurr (09/29/2013) [-]
puu.sh/4CUmj.png

He does this EVERY NIGHT
User avatar #4297 to #4295 - slowlearndurr (09/29/2013) [-]
You have to make at least on character to get into chat
User avatar #4296 to #4295 - slowlearndurr (09/29/2013) [-]
Is that your name on F-list?
User avatar #4299 to #4296 - Lijiah (09/29/2013) [-]
No, I was referring to that rp.
User avatar #4287 - Lijiah (08/15/2013) [-]
Cometfire, if you ever get on and see this, my phone is dead. like, heart attack dead. PM me your address, pls.
User avatar #4278 - warzon (08/05/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly sneaks up on lijiah**
User avatar #4279 to #4278 - Lijiah (08/05/2013) [-]
**Lijiah is completely oblivious to it**
User avatar #4280 to #4279 - warzon (08/05/2013) [-]
**warzon grabs her impressive breasts happily as he pins vriska to the wall grinning warmly**
User avatar #4281 to #4280 - Lijiah (08/05/2013) [-]
**Lijiah smiles and purrs softly**
Well, hello there~
User avatar #4282 to #4281 - warzon (08/05/2013) [-]
**warzon began to slip off her jacket as he began to grasp her breasts through her shirt lightly**
I wonder how long you can keep that forced calm while am...Re introducing myself~
Been a while.
User avatar #4283 to #4282 - Lijiah (08/05/2013) [-]
**Lijiah rubs the bulge in warzon's pants**
Who says it's forced? You're the one who has problems with...sensitivity
User avatar #4284 to #4283 - warzon (08/05/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper grinning softly**

And you haven't been ****** in a long while-And I can tell already you haven't been touching yourself much either...this will be fun~

He slowly began to grasp her breasts through her shirt harder fondling her joyfully*
User avatar #4285 to #4284 - Lijiah (08/05/2013) [-]
Mmm~ Indeed it will.
*she shoves him back and jumps on top of him, kissing his neck like it would save her life*
User avatar #4286 to #4285 - warzon (08/05/2013) [-]
**warzon grabs her ass lovingly as he began to move his head forward resting inbetween her breasts as he began to slip his hands up and tug up at her shirt**

You've grown a bit...~
#4276 - Lijiah (06/18/2013) [-]
Him...
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User avatar #4273 - Lijiah (05/27/2013) [-]
Cometfire. If you are still around, jokiu wants you to call him. You can reach him any day after 7pm, but it's easier on weekend mornings. Call one (seven eight zero) three four two - five two five four. Just ask for Mathieu. If the line is busy, please try later. He really misses you.
User avatar #4272 - warzon (04/19/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy hugs lijiah**
#4271 - slowlearndurr (04/17/2013) [-]
Progress so far
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