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I'm great.
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User avatar #120 - enderslayer (02/28/2013) [-]
How're you?
User avatar #121 - Lentus (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm doing alright. How about yourself?
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I'm great.
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User avatar #123 - raccoonwithfruit (09/27/2014) [-]
#118 - enderslayer (02/28/2013) [-]
Hey, Lentus.
User avatar #119 to #118 - Lentus (02/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #120 to #119 - enderslayer (02/28/2013) [-]
How're you?
User avatar #121 to #120 - Lentus (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm doing alright. How about yourself?
User avatar #122 to #121 - enderslayer (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm great.
User avatar #114 - enderslayer (12/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #115 to #114 - Lentus (12/19/2012) [-]
Hey there! You caught me just as I was about to go to sleep.
User avatar #116 to #115 - enderslayer (12/19/2012) [-]
Goodnight, then.
User avatar #117 to #116 - Lentus (12/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #109 - enderslayer (12/01/2012) [-]
Hello, Lentussssssss.
User avatar #110 to #109 - Lentus (12/01/2012) [-]
Hey there! how are you?
User avatar #111 to #110 - enderslayer (12/01/2012) [-]
I'm fantastic! you?
User avatar #112 to #111 - Lentus (12/01/2012) [-]
worked all day, but I'm alright. what are you up to?
User avatar #113 to #112 - enderslayer (12/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #53 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #98 to #53 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
~the ground shakes and the blimp-like ship crashes to Earth~ Come on, let's go help them!
User avatar #99 to #98 - enderslayer (11/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #100 to #99 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
~we arrive and the flames have died down a little~ Wait a minute...there's...there's nobody on board....
User avatar #101 to #100 - enderslayer (11/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #102 to #101 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
Look around, there's gotta be something that can tell us what's going on.
User avatar #103 to #102 - enderslayer (11/18/2012) [-]
*looks around*
User avatar #104 to #103 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
Did you find anything?
User avatar #106 to #105 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
hm...neither did I. Everything's all burned up. How in the world could a massive thing like this be able to fly itself? And where was it going? ....more importantly, what caused it to crash?

What do you think?
User avatar #107 to #106 - enderslayer (11/18/2012) [-]
I don't know what to think.
User avatar #77 to #53 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
~tickles~ ^w^
User avatar #78 to #77 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #79 to #78 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
~cuddles~ So what do you like to do?
User avatar #80 to #79 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
Iunno. what'chu wanna do?
User avatar #81 to #80 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
No idea. I wanted to get a feel for what you like, that way I could create a story around it rather than just have us play in a sandbox. XP
User avatar #83 to #82 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
~pours sand on your feet~
User avatar #84 to #83 - enderslayer (11/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #85 to #84 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
~starts building a sandcastle~
User avatar #86 to #85 - enderslayer (11/18/2012) [-]
Where are we even going with this?
User avatar #88 to #86 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #87 to #86 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
Iunno, I'm making this us as I go right now. ^w^
User avatar #89 to #87 - enderslayer (11/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #90 to #89 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
~Ignites my fire power and incinerates the sandcastle, turning it into glass~ I have created the crystal fortress!
User avatar #91 to #90 - enderslayer (11/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #92 to #91 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
Well, that was fun. Hey, do you want something to eat? I'm a great cook! I can make anything!
User avatar #93 to #92 - enderslayer (11/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #94 to #93 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
Cool! I'll go- ~hear rumbling~ ..did you hear that?
User avatar #95 to #94 - enderslayer (11/18/2012) [-]
yeah...What was it?
User avatar #96 to #95 - Lentus (11/18/2012) [-]
It sounds like it's coming from...the sky! ~a giant airship is seen, going down in flames overhead~
User avatar #97 to #96 - enderslayer (11/18/2012) [-]
That's totally not good...
User avatar #54 to #53 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #55 to #54 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #56 to #55 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
I'm alive...how about yourself?
User avatar #57 to #56 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
i'm good.
User avatar #58 to #57 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
~taps on your head~ How has your day been?
User avatar #60 to #58 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
Tap my head again, i will keeeeelllll yoooooouuuuu.Just kidding.
User avatar #59 to #58 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
*Stares at you* It was good so far.
User avatar #62 to #59 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
~pokes your chest~ Do you have a problem with touching, too?
User avatar #63 to #62 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
Nuuuuuu. stop touching me.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
~I wrap my arms around you and take flight high into the sky~ Are you suuuure you want that?
User avatar #65 to #64 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
Uh...never mind...could you uh...put me back on the ground?...
User avatar #66 to #65 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
~laughs~ Yeah, I can do that. ~I release three of my four arms, letting you dangle as I still have a hold of your foot, high in the air~
User avatar #67 to #66 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #68 to #67 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
~laughs again~ Ah, calm down little....uh...what are you again?
#69 to #68 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
I'm an enderslime?..
I'm an enderslime?..
User avatar #70 to #69 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh! Well, that's interesting. ~pretends to let go and grabs on again, scaring the enderslime~
User avatar #71 to #70 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
Aaaaah!!! stop that, please..
User avatar #73 to #71 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #72 to #71 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
Aw, alright...~sets the enderslime down~ Fell better?
User avatar #74 to #72 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
Much better.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
~huggles~ Sorry I scared ya. I just wanted to have some fun. ^w^
#76 to #75 - enderslayer (11/17/2012) [-]
*hugs back* it's alright.
User avatar #43 - enderslayer (11/13/2012) [-]
Hello./\ do you RP?
User avatar #44 to #43 - Lentus (11/13/2012) [-]
Hai! ^w^ I do...why do you ask?
User avatar #45 to #44 - enderslayer (11/13/2012) [-]
How are you? No reason. just bored.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lentus (11/13/2012) [-]
I'm doing alright. Just got one more class today and I'm done. Do you want to RP later? And what kind of RP content are you thinking about?
User avatar #47 to #46 - enderslayer (11/13/2012) [-]
Action or romance. anything, really.
User avatar #49 to #47 - Lentus (11/14/2012) [-]
Ok, back.
User avatar #50 to #49 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
i was about to sleep. maybe tomorrow
User avatar #51 to #50 - Lentus (11/14/2012) [-]
Alright then. See you tomorrow.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Lentus (11/13/2012) [-]
Cool. Well I'm heading out now. I'll be back in about an two hours. I'll see you then if you're still on.
User avatar #17 - blackscales (10/13/2012) [-]
What was that last comment? 12 hour time limit.....
User avatar #38 to #17 - Lentus (10/14/2012) [-]
~mocks Dark Lentus~

Come on, hit me! ~DL get irate, throwing bigger and bigger blasts~ You can't hit nothing, can ya?

~He uses multiple elements, but my evasions are quicker when I'm not en garde~

Looks like you're hitting everything but me, ya jagoff!

~DL is infuriated, his anger blinding his thinking. He charges up a powerful divine light beam. I fly up to you~

And you, give me that popcorn! ~I yank it from your clutches and smile~ I wouldn't want it to get burned... ~I throw a handful into my mouth and dive away, the massive divine light blasting you in the face. You fall to the Earth with a massive crash and slide along the ground, trees snapping as you collide into them and your side scales being torn off by the jagged stumps underneath~

~I fly behind DL~ You really do suck at being me... ~I grab his head and use the light beam, the shadows disintegrating in front of me~

~I munch on your popcorn~ That's a point for me! Woo!
User avatar #39 to #38 - blackscales (10/14/2012) [-]
*taps you on the shoulder*

Did you really think that I hadn't prepared for that?

*punches you in the face, sends you crashing to the ground*

This is my world remember? I knew you were going to try the old "Make the Baddie hit his boss" trick, so I made a clone of myself to egg ya on. C'mon mate, get up. You're making this too easy on me.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Lentus (10/14/2012) [-]
Again.....again with the shadows....

~my eyes glow a bright white~

I have had it with the shadows......

~my body glows a bright white~

I....have ....had....ENOUGH!!!!!

~An enormous flash erupts from me illuminating the entire area in a blinding light~

Let's go!

~Charges at you, slams into your throat~

You manna play this game?!

~I ignite my arm with the divine light, punching you in the head with every breath~

IS..THIS...YOU...HUH...IS...IT?! IS...THIS... ******* ...YOU?!

~I toss you towards the Earth, crashing into the mountain~
User avatar #41 to #40 - blackscales (10/15/2012) [-]
*stands up, brushing dirt off of my shoulder*

Congrats mate, ya finally got me. Took ya long enough. Also, if ya want a punch to truly hurt, don't ignite your entire arm in an element. Ya got ta focus it. Let me demonstration...

*summons shadows to body and focuses them all to the right fist*

Now this is a punch.

*Vanishes for a instant, reappearing in front of you and lands a devastating blow to your gut*

And now to return the favor....

*ignites the shadows on the left hand too. Brings both up and slams them into your back, sending you crashing down to earth.*

Remember mate, it's not about the power, it's about how ya use it!
User avatar #42 to #41 - Lentus (11/13/2012) [-]
~stands up, cracks my neck~ So...that's the way you want it to go down....

~puts up one of a divine hand and clutches it, a white orb collapses around you, engulfing your body~ I'll need to rethink my strategy...hold still.

~Your power over the shadows weakens, keeping you trapped~ Time out for a minute. You know, I've been thinking. After the whole 'doppleganger' thing? I came to a realization. I can't beat you, you're right. Not like this anyway.

~smiles~ You're like the spoiled rich kid who has all the toys on the block. Now matter how amazing my truck is, it can't beat your Ferrari. Well that's not very fair. Now I want a Ferrari. So why don't you be a good sport...and share your toys?

~yanks arm back and the orb explodes, extracting part of your essence from you and returning it to me. I hold my hand close in front of me to see the black fog coating my arm~ ...I'm enjoying these new powers...I underestimated my own divinity...when you can copy the powers of your enemy, you can be unstoppable.

~watches you emerge from the rubble~ Alright...time in.
User avatar #52 to #42 - blackscales (11/17/2012) [-]
The following exert is from "The Great Bestiary of the Modern World":

"There is only one major rule when encountering Dragons. Never take anything that belongs to them. Dragons are connected to everything that they posses, from treasure to scales. To take anything from them results in the creature being thrown into a blind rage, destroying anything in it's path to reclaim what is rightfully theirs. May the gods have mercy on the poor bastard that steals from these giant lizards."


*shadows engulf the body completely, so black that the body becomes an outline*

*pupils disappear, making the eyes shine white in contrast*

*in a heart beat I vanish, reappearing for a brief moment before slamming you into the ground*


*bite into your neck, draining you of fluids and power*

*claws hook into the body, there is no escape*
User avatar #61 to #52 - Lentus (11/17/2012) [-]
~the sharp fangs and claws puncturing the hard flesh of the hornet, sending him in excruciating pain~ GAAAAH! AAAAH!

~Lifts an arm up and shoots flame barbs into the beast's left eye, but the dragon is unfazed~ NAAAAA- DAMMIT!

~Life and powers declining, resorts to pounding on the dragon's snout with the remaining energy~ Get off me! Get Away! Ngh...get...get off....GET OOOFF!

~He's warped through a strange portal, ending up in a violet sphere-like room~ AH! WOAH! HEY! WHERE AM I?! Why am I here? ...Where's Blackscales? Hello? ....Anyone?

~drops his guard and looks around~ ....What is this place? Is it the shadow universe? ~pauses~ No, I don't remember it being so....purple...~notices a small window on the wall~ Huh?

~looks outside to see the dragon still latched onto and tearing at his body~ Hey, HEY! THAT'S ME! But...I'm right here...does that mean...~feels his neck and body, smooth and painless~ ...no...no, it can't be...I can't die, not like this!! NO! I-- wait...

~sees his body still fighting against the maw of the rabid creature~ It's still alive, I'm still alive!! I-I gotta get down there! Let me outta this! I'm not dying here! I'M NOT DYING!!!

~Throws himself against the window of the room, shattering the room to pieces and returning him to the fight. The creature caught under the claws and teeth of the dragon disintegrates into a black soot. He stares in disbelief at the sight for a brief moment before realizing what has just taken place~

~takes a sharp gasp of breath~ Oooohh! The decoy thing! That's how you do it!

~thinks to himself~ How did I do it?!

~takes flight~ This is really coo--yeah, you're not gettin' this back. What else can I do with this thing?
User avatar #108 to #61 - blackscales (11/18/2012) [-]
*glares at the bug and snarls*

*goes to make a move and stops*

*body starts shaking, eyes grow big in surprise*

*spikes erupt out of the body, and the body begins to grow and absorb more darkness*

*a whistle comes from behind you, and you turn to see a pure shadow of me*

Man, ya really screwed the pooch this time mate. You managed to to set my body into a pure feral form. Smooth move stealing away my essence, the one thing that makes me me.

Before you ask, I'm what you stole from me. My rational thinking. The part of me that holds back the ragging god-like monster powers. Now that thing that you see before you is only going to get stronger and it will not stop until it kills you or destroys the world. Or both, doesn't really matter to him.

Now here's the really question. Do you want to live? If so, yer going to need my help. I guarantee that you'll need it.
#18 to #17 - Lentus (10/13/2012) [-]
Uh, damn.....oh yeah!

~watches as the decoy is torn in half, and shoots lightning-charged spines at your eye~

Try harder!

(sorry, best pic I could find to represent situation)
#19 to #18 - blackscales (10/13/2012) [-]
*spines are stopped a millimeter before my eye and absorbed into my body*

Let me show you what a real lightning attack looks like!

*roars and unleashes a lightning storm*
User avatar #20 to #19 - Lentus (10/13/2012) [-]
~acts as a lightning rod, restoring his energy~

Thanks for the lift, pal! Oh, hey watch your head!

~sends boulders the size of skyscrapers at you~
#21 to #20 - blackscales (10/13/2012) [-]
Shadow Form


*dives into the shadows*

*whispers into your ear*

Let me show you something truly fun.....
User avatar #22 to #21 - Lentus (10/13/2012) [-]
~lightning-teleports behind you~

You wanna keep playin' this game of 1-up?!

~I coat myself in ice, dropping the atmosphere 60 degrees for miles around. I grab a few sharp stone spikes and cover them in ice, then shoot them at you~
User avatar #23 to #22 - blackscales (10/13/2012) [-]
*attack phases through me*

What is with you and the earth? Oh I get it, it's your base. You can't attack me without it can ya?

*roars, transporting both of us to a Shadow World*

Welcome to Limbo. Nothing, but shadows to use here. This world is my weapon, and a nasty one at that.

*flicks claws, shadows bind and constrict you*
User avatar #24 to #23 - Lentus (10/13/2012) [-]
~breaks free of the small shadows~

Get..get these...there! you're not getting me that easily! I may not be able to use Earth here, but I'm not at a disadvantage without it.

~covers myself in lightning~

Nothing is faster than the speed of light!

~I close my eyes to concentrate, becoming alert~
User avatar #25 to #24 - blackscales (10/13/2012) [-]
*disappears into the background, leaving an echoing laugh behind*

Silly bug *my voice comes from all around* This is my world. Your lightning will do you no good here.

*the lightning around your body becomes pitch black and crumbles into dust*
User avatar #26 to #25 - Lentus (10/13/2012) [-]
Well....I'm at a disadvantage...

~darts off at lightning speed, the atmosphere crackling around me~

*I need to get back on a level playing field....come on, I hope this works....*
User avatar #27 to #26 - blackscales (10/13/2012) [-]
Tsk, tsk. Trying to escape me? That won't do. It's time that you embraced true terror.

*solidifies the shadows in your throat and mouth, cutting off your oxygen supply*
User avatar #28 to #27 - Lentus (10/13/2012) [-]
~speaks to your mind~

*Hehehahaha! You don't know a thing about insects, do you? I DON'T HAVE LUNGS, ****** !

~bolts ahead faster and faster, the spark of my lightning returning~

*Faster, faster, FASTER!*

~the blackness of the shadows begins to fade away, and in a bright explosion I return to Earth~

Ha! That was a ******* thrill ride! ....hm? ~looks down at hands, glowing with a bright energy~ What is this? ~shoves his hands forward and launches beams of light~
I've never had a power like this before...what's going on now?
User avatar #29 to #28 - blackscales (10/13/2012) [-]
Plan b then.

*flicks wrists, making the shadows explode out of your body*
User avatar #30 to #29 - Lentus (10/13/2012) [-]
~reeling from the impact, but I recover quickly~

Grr....ngh...this..whole shadow thing....is starting to PISS ME OFF!!!!

~The light from my hands explodes around me in a giant halo. I feel rejuvenated and re-energized~

....okay, seriously, what the Hell am I doing?!
User avatar #31 to #30 - blackscales (10/13/2012) [-]
But I still have so many shadowy tricks to show you! For instance....Leviathan! Dinner time!

*a giant shadow monster erupts from the ground with its mouth open and shallows you*
User avatar #32 to #31 - Lentus (10/13/2012) [-]
Ugh...as much as I enjoy vore, this is infuriating! Let's see what else this crazy stuff can do....

~charges up mysterious beam, and releases a blinding ray of light that cuts through the Leviathan like a hot knife through butter~

I like it I like it I like it!

I've had enough of playin' from behind! ~I cover myself in strange light aura~ Dodge this! ~I use all four of my arms to release an unending stream of this new power~
User avatar #33 to #32 - blackscales (10/13/2012) [-]
*beams strike my doppelganger*

I love being one with the shadows. Though I must say, I'm surprised that you can wield the light of the divine that well.

But enough compliments. Time to bring out an oldie, but goodie.

*the aura of the shadows bleeds off of me. I strike my arm out and send a wave of shadows towards you. They meld with your own and from it, rises a shadow version of yourself*

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: DARK LENTUS! That's right, all of your abilities in the form of darkness! Dark Lentus? Beat the snot out of him!
User avatar #34 to #33 - Lentus (10/13/2012) [-]
I should-a seen that comin'....

~launch a flurry of attacks at Dark Lentus, but he dodges every one. Our attacks and evasive maneuvers rival each other, and no blows are landed from either side~

*This guy is just like me--he is me--how do I beat me...?*
User avatar #35 to #34 - blackscales (10/14/2012) [-]
*munches on popcorn*

Need a hint?
User avatar #36 to #35 - Lentus (10/14/2012) [-]
You keep quiet, you little--

~Dark Lentus send a blast my way. I dodge, sending the strike into the forest, destrying the trees.`

Damn, you don't care what you hit, do yo-- *wait, that's it!* Get over here, you emo goth!
User avatar #37 to #36 - blackscales (10/14/2012) [-]
Oh? does the little bug have an idea? This should be good.
User avatar #14 - furrypuppy (10/10/2012) [-]
What was your last reply on our thread on the furry board? :$ It got deleted before I could read it..
User avatar #15 to #14 - Lentus (10/10/2012) [-]
I asked if I'm that obvious, that my intentions are so easily figured out :\
User avatar #16 to #15 - furrypuppy (10/10/2012) [-]
I wouldn't say that you're obvious.. but well, It was pretty clear to me..^^ I study human behaviour in my spare time..
User avatar #7 - randomvillain (10/09/2012) [-]
Do you happen to have a skype?
User avatar #9 to #7 - Lentus (10/09/2012) [-]
I do!
User avatar #10 to #9 - randomvillain (10/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind telling me what your username is?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Lentus (10/09/2012) [-]

my fursona name ^w^
User avatar #13 to #11 - randomvillain (10/09/2012) [-]
I can't find it. My skype name is talndis
User avatar #12 to #11 - randomvillain (10/09/2012) [-]
Sweet. My fursona has no name...
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#8 to #6 - Lentus (10/09/2012) [-]
You lose >:3

Bahamut up in this bitch!
User avatar #4 - furrypuppy (09/27/2012) [-]
Sweety, I needa get to bed. Take care, and let's keep the private message session up! It's enjoyable.. ^//_//^
User avatar #5 to #4 - Lentus (09/27/2012) [-]
Will do ^w^

I'm glad you enjoy it!
#1 - blackcomet (09/14/2012) [-]
I'm posting this here so I don't forget that you are the bug man from the /Furry board. That's just the kind of man I am.
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