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Date Signed Up:9/29/2010
Last Login:8/30/2014
Location:Puerto Rico
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Comment Ranking:#21994
Highest Comment Rank:#19941
Comment Thumbs: 75 total,  84 ,  9
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 22 Comments: Peasant → Level 23 Comments: Peasant
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Total Comments Made:89
FJ Points:101
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#199 - I agree. One should not attack violently. However, consider th… 08/22/2014 on Wacky Black jokes 4 kids 0
#138 - Everyone reacts differently to something they find offensive a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Wacky Black jokes 4 kids +3
User avatar #191 - hydraetis (08/22/2014) [-]
Still, they shouldn't be reacting violently. I've got a personal rule that I stick to 100% where no matter how much someone pisses me off, the only time I am allowed to attack them is if they attack me or someone with me first.

For one, it's about being civilised, and in the case that someone's too much of a temperamental Neanderthal to care, it also gives legal coverage. Doesn't matter if the person is being the cunt of the fucking century, the only thing the judge is going to give a shit about is that you attacked first.
User avatar #199 - Lautart (08/22/2014) [-]
I agree. One should not attack violently. However, consider this.
First, it's not the same to say you'll do something than doing it when the moment comes. Some of us are driven too strongly by emotions and can barely control them. It's different for many. Depends how hard it hits you. Some can brush off a joke, but some take it more personal for whatever reason they have.
For example, I have this friend who has a little brother. One they they were held at gunpoint. She always thought she would cover herself no matter what. However, she ended up covering her little brother with her body.
I hope you understand the point I am trying to make.
#196 - swagbot (08/22/2014) [-]
... or if they follow you around being obnoxious.
#209 - I thought it was gonna be a new Mjolnir wielder, Tarene. She e… 08/10/2014 on marvel vs dc marketing 0
#351 - "Love was over, and her man was sleeping beside her."… 08/05/2014 on Well... shit 0
#112 - nevermind, just realized they're new word filters. 07/14/2014 on stay off my land you skyrims 0
#108 - Mind you I agree with you and all. on a side note …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on stay off my land you skyrims 0
User avatar #112 - Lautart (07/14/2014) [-]
nevermind, just realized they're new word filters.
#237 - oh, cool. 06/22/2014 on Compilation of complete... 0
#227 - that's... reassuring 06/22/2014 on Compilation of complete... 0
#221 - Not sure if you knew, but it's actually her.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Compilation of complete... 0
#236 - thesticklebricks (06/22/2014) [-]
i knew, that's why i said, it was posted on /r/LiaMarieJohnson a while ago www.reddit.com/r/LiaMarieJohnson/comments/1pbma1/i_did_nazi_that_coming/
User avatar #237 - Lautart (06/22/2014) [-]
oh, cool.
#225 - kepflee (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #227 - Lautart (06/22/2014) [-]
that's... reassuring
#226 - kepflee (06/22/2014) [-]
wtf google (admin please let us edit our comments )
#231 - ugabz (06/22/2014) [-]
haha
#78 - Oh my god, of course! I saw him on the match. Ouch. 06/21/2014 on description +1
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User avatar #36 to #35 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
Just decided that anyone who says that they've watched weird movies but hasn't seen Fritz the Cat has no idea what they're saying. You?
#37 to #36 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
If I've seen clockwork orange I think I've seen enough of a weird movie.

I'm trying to figure out how to use a goddamn drawing tablet.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
Seen it too. The movie itself made so much sense to me that I got scared...

I find those to be uncomfortable. I just lose patience, draw a stick house, throw it somewhere.
#39 to #38 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I've had this thing for like a year but never bothered with it.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
You should sell it and buy cheetos. Always worth it.

Unless you're some health freak then idk, buy a cabbage patch.
#41 to #40 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Me? A health freak?

A HA HA HA HA HA HA


Pass me coke.
User avatar #42 to #41 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
As long as you don't leave white stuff on the floor, we're all cool.
#43 to #42 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
What kind of white stuff?
User avatar #44 to #43 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
What are you, a cop? HUH????
#45 to #44 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
You never accepted me on skype by the way.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
Well how about that. I have no ******* idea how skype works then. Didn't receive anything/
#47 to #46 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Add snakefire41x
User avatar #48 to #47 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
done
User avatar #49 to #48 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Alright.. it says you're offline.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
always am. that's how people don't bother me.
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Well then.
#30 - snakefire (09/07/2013) [-]
You called?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Lautart (09/07/2013) [-]
You know I am always up for a little fun. Sadly, I can't post pics. So I'll try to make this as sexy as possible... using words and possibly emoticons. Let's see...

O; u r so sexay lol yolo swag, suck mah clit, tickle my third nipple, **** on my left ear. rawr
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lautart (09/07/2013) [-]
I am guessing you really like anime. Just a guess. It's not like you have been posting anime related pics every time or anything.
User avatar #34 to #33 - snakefire (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh sorry. does it bother you? It bothers some people.

Anyhow, whats up?
#22 to #21 - Lautart (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't have a lot of gifs. RIP Laura's hardware. However, here's a cool pic.
User avatar #23 to #22 - timelordeternal (06/08/2013) [-]
RIP? Did you have a lot of gifs at one point and whatever held them died?
User avatar #24 to #23 - Lautart (06/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, then it fell and all the info went poof.
User avatar #25 to #24 - timelordeternal (06/08/2013) [-]
Did you drop a laptop?
User avatar #26 to #25 - Lautart (06/08/2013) [-]
No... my usb. Well, it wasn't a usb, but I don't recall the name.
User avatar #27 to #26 - timelordeternal (06/08/2013) [-]
Did you drop it in water? Dropping a small flash drive doesn't seem like it would break it. Or USB, or whatever it was.
User avatar #28 to #27 - Lautart (06/08/2013) [-]
It wasn't small at all. **** was big. It fell on the floor.
User avatar #29 to #28 - timelordeternal (06/08/2013) [-]
Can you find a photo of one?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Lautart (04/01/2013) [-]
Fabulous.
User avatar #19 to #18 - timelordeternal (04/01/2013) [-]
You mentioned him earlier and I had to do this.
User avatar #4 - timelordeternal (01/04/2013) [-]
Are you busy these days?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Lautart (01/05/2013) [-]
I was.
User avatar #6 to #5 - timelordeternal (01/05/2013) [-]
Grand adventure? Explosions, fast cars, making love to Jason Statham?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Lautart (01/05/2013) [-]
My life is not THAT exciting.
User avatar #8 to #7 - timelordeternal (01/05/2013) [-]
I would make love to Jason Statham, and I'm not even gay or bi.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Lautart (01/06/2013) [-]
Cute...
User avatar #10 to #9 - timelordeternal (01/06/2013) [-]
I was beginning to think that you'd organized a hit on me after disappearing for so long.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Lautart (01/06/2013) [-]
Because I definitely don't live far enough...
Stop giving me ideas.
User avatar #12 to #11 - timelordeternal (01/06/2013) [-]
Stop accepting them as ideas.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Lautart (01/06/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #14 to #13 - timelordeternal (01/06/2013) [-]
Damn, do I at least get something before I die?
User avatar #15 to #14 - Lautart (01/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, a last breath.
User avatar #16 to #15 - timelordeternal (01/06/2013) [-]
Sad face, I'll be back in roughly an hour, I hope you'll still be on, if not, talk to you tomorrow.
#1 - timelordeternal (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm just gonna take your wall virginity now. ( In this gif, I will play the part of Rapeman while your wall plays the part of raped lady that seems to be secretly enjoying it. )
I'm just gonna take your wall virginity now. ( In this gif, I will play the part of Rapeman while your wall plays the part of raped lady that seems to be secretly enjoying it. )
User avatar #2 to #1 - Lautart (12/22/2012) [-]
... I feel honored. This is indeed a privilege. Alas, I am still not permitted to post pictures because of how unused my account is. My apologies.
User avatar #20 to #2 - timelordeternal (04/08/2013) [-]
A very blue name.
#3 to #2 - timelordeternal (12/23/2012) [-]
This is how I feel taking your wall virginity.
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