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Lautart

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Personal Info
Gender: female
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/765611981361806
Consoles Owned: PS2, Xbox 360, Wii, PS3, PC (I'm not so rich)
Interests: Drawing, Music, Eating cinnabons, idk
Date Signed Up:9/29/2010
Last Login:8/28/2015
Location:Puerto Rico
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#9545
Highest Comment Rank:#8666
Comment Thumbs: 244 total,  261 ,  17
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 115 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 116 Comments: Funny Junkie
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:168
FJ Points:218
No friends here. Kind of shy actually...

latest user's comments

#87 - I have a friend who killed himself on January 2. Needless to s… 08/13/2015 on Those last moments +4
#143 - I have a somewhat similar problem. However, it's the other way… 08/13/2015 on sad 0
#221 - I specifically hate it when I have been wearing my headset for… 07/24/2015 on #growingupwithglasses +2
#72 - I don't **** around. 07/24/2015 on wtf bush +4
#25 - I always wondered the same. They told me that it was because i… 07/24/2015 on Tumblr spam 0
#47 - It's a little known fact that it didn't take 2 planes, but 29  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2015 on wtf bush +7
User avatar #70 - Das (07/24/2015) [-]
Did you actually count each plane?
User avatar #72 - Lautart (07/24/2015) [-]
I don't fuck around.
#574 - that duckface tho 07/24/2015 on What was expected +4
#572 - I have hedgehog tiddies 07/24/2015 on What was expected 0
#225 - I think a very important issue in all of this is how it's bein… 07/23/2015 on This Fitness Motivator... 0
#53 - Thanks for the info, didn't know.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on Black people are people too +21
User avatar #149 - taniv (07/22/2015) [-]
One could argue cultural influences black hip hop culture still has terrible role models and expectations, and is unfortunately the only prevalent "black" culture, and many people who feel different will prescribe to the teachings of where they seem to fit in , one could argue he only got his wealth BECAUSE of the gang culture he was apart of and raps about, but at his age and his status you could also argue he can easily choose the way out and the better road which he hopefully does in the future
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User avatar #36 to #35 - Lautart ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Just decided that anyone who says that they've watched weird movies but hasn't seen Fritz the Cat has no idea what they're saying. You?
#37 to #36 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
If I've seen clockwork orange I think I've seen enough of a weird movie.

I'm trying to figure out how to use a goddamn drawing tablet.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Lautart ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Seen it too. The movie itself made so much sense to me that I got scared...

I find those to be uncomfortable. I just lose patience, draw a stick house, throw it somewhere.
#39 to #38 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I've had this thing for like a year but never bothered with it.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Lautart ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
You should sell it and buy cheetos. Always worth it.

Unless you're some health freak then idk, buy a cabbage patch.
#41 to #40 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Me? A health freak?

A HA HA HA HA HA HA


Pass me coke.
User avatar #42 to #41 - Lautart ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
As long as you don't leave white stuff on the floor, we're all cool.
#43 to #42 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
What kind of white stuff?
User avatar #44 to #43 - Lautart ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
What are you, a cop? HUH????
#45 to #44 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
You never accepted me on skype by the way.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lautart ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Well how about that. I have no ******* idea how skype works then. Didn't receive anything/
#47 to #46 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Add snakefire41x
User avatar #48 to #47 - Lautart ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
done
User avatar #49 to #48 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Alright.. it says you're offline.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lautart ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
always am. that's how people don't bother me.
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Well then.
#30 - snakefire (09/07/2013) [-]
You called?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Lautart ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
You know I am always up for a little fun. Sadly, I can't post pics. So I'll try to make this as sexy as possible... using words and possibly emoticons. Let's see...

O; u r so sexay lol yolo swag, suck mah clit, tickle my third nipple, **** on my left ear. rawr
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lautart ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I am guessing you really like anime. Just a guess. It's not like you have been posting anime related pics every time or anything.
User avatar #34 to #33 - snakefire (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh sorry. does it bother you? It bothers some people.

Anyhow, whats up?
#21 - timelordeternal ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#22 to #21 - Lautart ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't have a lot of gifs. RIP Laura's hardware. However, here's a cool pic.
User avatar #23 to #22 - timelordeternal ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
RIP? Did you have a lot of gifs at one point and whatever held them died?
User avatar #24 to #23 - Lautart ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, then it fell and all the info went poof.
User avatar #25 to #24 - timelordeternal ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Did you drop a laptop?
User avatar #26 to #25 - Lautart ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
No... my usb. Well, it wasn't a usb, but I don't recall the name.
User avatar #27 to #26 - timelordeternal ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Did you drop it in water? Dropping a small flash drive doesn't seem like it would break it. Or USB, or whatever it was.
User avatar #28 to #27 - Lautart ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
It wasn't small at all. **** was big. It fell on the floor.
User avatar #29 to #28 - timelordeternal ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Can you find a photo of one?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Lautart ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Fabulous.
User avatar #19 to #18 - timelordeternal ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
You mentioned him earlier and I had to do this.
User avatar #4 - timelordeternal ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Are you busy these days?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Lautart ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
I was.
User avatar #6 to #5 - timelordeternal ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
Grand adventure? Explosions, fast cars, making love to Jason Statham?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Lautart ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
My life is not THAT exciting.
User avatar #8 to #7 - timelordeternal ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
I would make love to Jason Statham, and I'm not even gay or bi.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Lautart ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Cute...
User avatar #10 to #9 - timelordeternal ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
I was beginning to think that you'd organized a hit on me after disappearing for so long.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Lautart ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Because I definitely don't live far enough...
Stop giving me ideas.
User avatar #12 to #11 - timelordeternal ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Stop accepting them as ideas.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Lautart ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #14 to #13 - timelordeternal ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Damn, do I at least get something before I die?
User avatar #15 to #14 - Lautart ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, a last breath.
User avatar #16 to #15 - timelordeternal ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Sad face, I'll be back in roughly an hour, I hope you'll still be on, if not, talk to you tomorrow.
#1 - timelordeternal ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm just gonna take your wall virginity now. ( In this gif, I will play the part of Rapeman while your wall plays the part of raped lady that seems to be secretly enjoying it. )
I'm just gonna take your wall virginity now. ( In this gif, I will play the part of Rapeman while your wall plays the part of raped lady that seems to be secretly enjoying it. )
User avatar #2 to #1 - Lautart ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
... I feel honored. This is indeed a privilege. Alas, I am still not permitted to post pictures because of how unused my account is. My apologies.
User avatar #20 to #2 - timelordeternal ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
A very blue name.
#3 to #2 - timelordeternal ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
This is how I feel taking your wall virginity.
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