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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:9/29/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Puerto Rico
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Comment Ranking:#19618
Highest Comment Rank:#19941
Comment Thumbs: 87 total,  96 ,  9
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 31 Comments: Peasant → Level 32 Comments: Peasant
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Total Comments Made:113
FJ Points:110
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#21 - Picture 12/11/2014 on Internet fights +8
#3075 - thanks yo  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
User avatar #3098 - blkjk (12/09/2014) [-]
No prob dawg
#3059 - **** was so metal. Anyhow, I hope there's still a… 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
#3056 - Good to know there's some light to the situation. 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
#3052 - Not cool man. No one puts cinnamon roll in the corner. w…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
#3055 - farted (12/09/2014) [-]
Pretty good actually, it cleaned and opened me up so much that I can do anal with the lamp now.
User avatar #3056 - Lautart (12/09/2014) [-]
Good to know there's some light to the situation.
#3046 - listen here you little **** . I don't care about y…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
#3051 - farted (12/09/2014) [-]
That makes me feel bad for passing them up almost every year. and nobody else must know about the lamp fucking incident. Please keep secret.
User avatar #3052 - Lautart (12/09/2014) [-]
Not cool man. No one puts cinnamon roll in the corner. what about the bobblehead up your ass? I always did wonder how your surgery went. Was it a bit wobbly or stable enough?
#3055 - farted (12/09/2014) [-]
Pretty good actually, it cleaned and opened me up so much that I can do anal with the lamp now.
User avatar #3056 - Lautart (12/09/2014) [-]
Good to know there's some light to the situation.
#3041 - okay **** it. I can't even flip a picture. N…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ +1
#3062 - blkjk (12/09/2014) [-]
Here's it flipped.
User avatar #3075 - Lautart (12/09/2014) [-]
thanks yo
User avatar #3098 - blkjk (12/09/2014) [-]
No prob dawg
#3044 - farted (12/09/2014) [-]
Jokes on you. I get cinnamon rolls every Christmas and I don't even ask for then.
User avatar #3046 - Lautart (12/09/2014) [-]
listen here you little shit. I don't care about your cunting rolls you fucking fuck shithead lampfuck mapcunt.
seriously though I really like them and I eat them like two times a year
#3051 - farted (12/09/2014) [-]
That makes me feel bad for passing them up almost every year. and nobody else must know about the lamp fucking incident. Please keep secret.
User avatar #3052 - Lautart (12/09/2014) [-]
Not cool man. No one puts cinnamon roll in the corner. what about the bobblehead up your ass? I always did wonder how your surgery went. Was it a bit wobbly or stable enough?
#3055 - farted (12/09/2014) [-]
Pretty good actually, it cleaned and opened me up so much that I can do anal with the lamp now.
User avatar #3056 - Lautart (12/09/2014) [-]
Good to know there's some light to the situation.
#3038 - jesus ******* hell that was amazing. surgeons jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
User avatar #3057 - joejigsaw (12/09/2014) [-]
Well, I'm going to need to eventually. Sooner rather than later.
User avatar #3059 - Lautart (12/09/2014) [-]
Shit was so metal. Anyhow, I hope there's still an opportunity for you to get better. It'd be a shame to lose a seemingly cool person. idk, don't exactly know you, but I'll assume you're cool I guess
#3035 - Oh don't worry! that's exactly what I'm gonna do. brb 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
#3029 - It's funny. For some reason after reading about what you have …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
User avatar #3033 - joejigsaw (12/09/2014) [-]
It was a birth defect that I was born with actually. They didn't notice it when I was born but did so when I was pretty young.

I do not recommend watching the Russ procedure video...
User avatar #3038 - Lautart (12/09/2014) [-]
jesus fucking hell that was amazing. surgeons just don't give a flying fuck but damn do they get the job done. I suppose you can't get that, right?
User avatar #3057 - joejigsaw (12/09/2014) [-]
Well, I'm going to need to eventually. Sooner rather than later.
User avatar #3059 - Lautart (12/09/2014) [-]
Shit was so metal. Anyhow, I hope there's still an opportunity for you to get better. It'd be a shame to lose a seemingly cool person. idk, don't exactly know you, but I'll assume you're cool I guess
User avatar #3035 - Lautart (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh don't worry! that's exactly what I'm gonna do. brb
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User avatar #36 to #35 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
Just decided that anyone who says that they've watched weird movies but hasn't seen Fritz the Cat has no idea what they're saying. You?
#37 to #36 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
If I've seen clockwork orange I think I've seen enough of a weird movie.

I'm trying to figure out how to use a goddamn drawing tablet.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
Seen it too. The movie itself made so much sense to me that I got scared...

I find those to be uncomfortable. I just lose patience, draw a stick house, throw it somewhere.
#39 to #38 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I've had this thing for like a year but never bothered with it.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
You should sell it and buy cheetos. Always worth it.

Unless you're some health freak then idk, buy a cabbage patch.
#41 to #40 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Me? A health freak?

A HA HA HA HA HA HA


Pass me coke.
User avatar #42 to #41 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
As long as you don't leave white stuff on the floor, we're all cool.
#43 to #42 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
What kind of white stuff?
User avatar #44 to #43 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
What are you, a cop? HUH????
#45 to #44 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
You never accepted me on skype by the way.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
Well how about that. I have no ******* idea how skype works then. Didn't receive anything/
#47 to #46 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Add snakefire41x
User avatar #48 to #47 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
done
User avatar #49 to #48 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Alright.. it says you're offline.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lautart (09/12/2013) [-]
always am. that's how people don't bother me.
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Well then.
#30 - snakefire (09/07/2013) [-]
You called?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Lautart (09/07/2013) [-]
You know I am always up for a little fun. Sadly, I can't post pics. So I'll try to make this as sexy as possible... using words and possibly emoticons. Let's see...

O; u r so sexay lol yolo swag, suck mah clit, tickle my third nipple, **** on my left ear. rawr
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lautart (09/07/2013) [-]
I am guessing you really like anime. Just a guess. It's not like you have been posting anime related pics every time or anything.
User avatar #34 to #33 - snakefire (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh sorry. does it bother you? It bothers some people.

Anyhow, whats up?
#22 to #21 - Lautart (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't have a lot of gifs. RIP Laura's hardware. However, here's a cool pic.
User avatar #23 to #22 - timelordeternal (06/08/2013) [-]
RIP? Did you have a lot of gifs at one point and whatever held them died?
User avatar #24 to #23 - Lautart (06/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, then it fell and all the info went poof.
User avatar #25 to #24 - timelordeternal (06/08/2013) [-]
Did you drop a laptop?
User avatar #26 to #25 - Lautart (06/08/2013) [-]
No... my usb. Well, it wasn't a usb, but I don't recall the name.
User avatar #27 to #26 - timelordeternal (06/08/2013) [-]
Did you drop it in water? Dropping a small flash drive doesn't seem like it would break it. Or USB, or whatever it was.
User avatar #28 to #27 - Lautart (06/08/2013) [-]
It wasn't small at all. **** was big. It fell on the floor.
User avatar #29 to #28 - timelordeternal (06/08/2013) [-]
Can you find a photo of one?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Lautart (04/01/2013) [-]
Fabulous.
User avatar #19 to #18 - timelordeternal (04/01/2013) [-]
You mentioned him earlier and I had to do this.
User avatar #4 - timelordeternal (01/04/2013) [-]
Are you busy these days?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Lautart (01/05/2013) [-]
I was.
User avatar #6 to #5 - timelordeternal (01/05/2013) [-]
Grand adventure? Explosions, fast cars, making love to Jason Statham?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Lautart (01/05/2013) [-]
My life is not THAT exciting.
User avatar #8 to #7 - timelordeternal (01/05/2013) [-]
I would make love to Jason Statham, and I'm not even gay or bi.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Lautart (01/06/2013) [-]
Cute...
User avatar #10 to #9 - timelordeternal (01/06/2013) [-]
I was beginning to think that you'd organized a hit on me after disappearing for so long.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Lautart (01/06/2013) [-]
Because I definitely don't live far enough...
Stop giving me ideas.
User avatar #12 to #11 - timelordeternal (01/06/2013) [-]
Stop accepting them as ideas.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Lautart (01/06/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #14 to #13 - timelordeternal (01/06/2013) [-]
Damn, do I at least get something before I die?
User avatar #15 to #14 - Lautart (01/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, a last breath.
User avatar #16 to #15 - timelordeternal (01/06/2013) [-]
Sad face, I'll be back in roughly an hour, I hope you'll still be on, if not, talk to you tomorrow.
#1 - timelordeternal (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm just gonna take your wall virginity now. ( In this gif, I will play the part of Rapeman while your wall plays the part of raped lady that seems to be secretly enjoying it. )
I'm just gonna take your wall virginity now. ( In this gif, I will play the part of Rapeman while your wall plays the part of raped lady that seems to be secretly enjoying it. )
User avatar #2 to #1 - Lautart (12/22/2012) [-]
... I feel honored. This is indeed a privilege. Alas, I am still not permitted to post pictures because of how unused my account is. My apologies.
User avatar #20 to #2 - timelordeternal (04/08/2013) [-]
A very blue name.
#3 to #2 - timelordeternal (12/23/2012) [-]
This is how I feel taking your wall virginity.
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