Login or register
x
Click to expand

Lambda

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:3/04/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#726
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 3444 total,  3603 ,  159
Comment Thumbs: 66340 total,  70931 ,  4591
Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 59.4% (594/1000)
Level 362 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 363 Comments: FJ Noble
Subscribers:9
Content Views:16450
Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:9545
FJ Points:36457

latest user's comments

#90 - Now try it with chopsticks.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on Lucky OP +9
User avatar #93 - dontdeletemyuser (08/20/2013) [-]
bro, i cant even fucking use chopsticks :c I failed in life.
#8 - If I'm ever in a situation where I need to convince some kids … 08/19/2013 on Normal Day in Ohio +4
#135 - I was lucky to have a kitchen knife. 08/19/2013 on Zombie preparation.... 0
#3 - Those are skyscrapers. 08/18/2013 on Now it's art 0
#9 - But surely the drugs they can detect are limited. It's not lik…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #21 - monkee (08/18/2013) [-]
From reading the article it detects a range of the most common date rape drugs, including Rohypnol, Ketamine and GHB.
User avatar #26 - rohypnol (08/18/2013) [-]
I concur.
#9 - Actually it's just the location of a sensitive radiotelescope,… 08/17/2013 on Places not to live!!! 0
#8 - Radio signals are everywhere. You'd be able to pull in all kin… 08/17/2013 on Places not to live!!! 0
#1 - I still use a model 500 at home. It's just so satisfying to sl… 08/17/2013 on Phone rage... +3
#9 - I spoke too soon. Did some research. There have been 128 …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Nightmare content... +1
User avatar #10 - portucheese (08/17/2013) [-]
Naegleria fowleri
#8 - [citation needed] Seriously, somebody at least give us a n…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Nightmare content... 0
User avatar #9 - Lambda (08/17/2013) [-]
I spoke too soon. Did some research.
There have been 128 documented cases. It's pretty rare.
User avatar #10 - portucheese (08/17/2013) [-]
Naegleria fowleri
#6 - One survivor, but out of how many CASES?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Nightmare content... +1
User avatar #7 - portucheese (08/17/2013) [-]
thousands
User avatar #8 - Lambda (08/17/2013) [-]
[citation needed]
Seriously, somebody at least give us a name of this thing.
User avatar #9 - Lambda (08/17/2013) [-]
I spoke too soon. Did some research.
There have been 128 documented cases. It's pretty rare.
User avatar #10 - portucheese (08/17/2013) [-]
Naegleria fowleri
#8 - I hear it's a lovely place though. 08/17/2013 on 2spooky +3
#7 - You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on 2spooky +6
User avatar #8 - Lambda (08/17/2013) [-]
I hear it's a lovely place though.
#21 - Half of an infinite amount is still an infinite amount. 08/17/2013 on Should I? 0
#17 - I suppose you'd need to take a regular video, then lay out all…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on wat 0
#18 - lifeiscool (08/17/2013) [-]
You could somehow just play back each line of frames separately, starting the video for each line a couple frames/ a frame earlier/later.
#15 - A slow-scanning camera. It scans its focal plane vertically an…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2013 on wat 0
#16 - lifeiscool (08/17/2013) [-]
i am, however, pretty sure you can do this digitally aswell... i just need to find the software...
User avatar #17 - Lambda (08/17/2013) [-]
I suppose you'd need to take a regular video, then lay out all the frames and make some sort of composite of them. That's interesting, I can't quite figure out how you'd do this.
I've seen slow-scanning still cameras but now that I think about it, making a motion picture would be harder.
#18 - lifeiscool (08/17/2013) [-]
You could somehow just play back each line of frames separately, starting the video for each line a couple frames/ a frame earlier/later.
#174 - Actually, it IS a far-off assumption. An insect's brain is to … 08/17/2013 on Interesting Mushrooms #3 0
#37 - I've always thought it was ridiculous that mushrooms grow in t… 08/16/2013 on Interesting Mushrooms #3 +2
#17 - You'd better go find your charger. 08/16/2013 on erect calculator foreskin +2
#26 - They're all real. Open your start menu. Look at it closel…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Windows Horror +150
#81 - dbBlues (08/17/2013) [-]
I want to thumb you up, but I don't want to ruin it
#80 - racrox (08/17/2013) [-]
MFW I don't have a start menu because of dangass Windows 8...
#101 - KevinPutt (08/17/2013) [-]
"dangass"
#104 - racrox (08/17/2013) [-]
#105 - KevinPutt (08/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #112 - TexMex (08/17/2013) [-]
"Barry, you're fired."
#106 - racrox (08/17/2013) [-]
#108 - KevinPutt (08/17/2013) [-]
#109 - racrox (08/17/2013) [-]
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on George Takei vs gay... +71
User avatar #13 - agentdoubleohio (08/16/2013) [-]
Dammit Takei
#5 - Which movie was this from? The latest one?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Backstory of Captain Jack... 0
User avatar #6 - EvilWolf (08/16/2013) [-]
at worlds end, but i believe this was a deleted scene
User avatar #9 - vexeranhd (08/16/2013) [-]
it's from dead mans chest and it's not a deleted scene
User avatar #45 - EvilWolf (08/16/2013) [-]
i'ma just post this and call and whoever thumbed you up moron's

Just Good Buisness (Deleted Scenes At Worlds End)
User avatar #110 - zoidz (08/16/2013) [-]
Didn't they put it back on the 'extended edition', if there is one, I remember seeing this scene on the movie.
User avatar #123 - EvilWolf (08/17/2013) [-]
they prob did, but i've nvr seen the extended
#47 - zeriox (08/16/2013) [-]
#43 - EvilWolf has deleted their comment.
#31 - I always imagine this read in Amy's voice.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Mah Rose +3
#37 - matexius (08/17/2013) [-]
You, good Sir. Gave me the feels.
User avatar #33 - spateeter (08/16/2013) [-]
i dont know why, but i go straight to clara's voice
#129 - Windows M.E.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Windows Evolution +18
User avatar #143 - pwnfrnzy (08/16/2013) [-]
There's a reason ME isn't on the content.
Nobody wants to remember ME. . .
#93 - My desk at home. They'll glow in the dark at night when I have… 08/16/2013 on Interesting Mushrooms #2 -1
<<<888990919293949596979899100101102140190285>>>
[ 9501 Total ]

items

Total unique items point value: 8854 / Total items point value: 9640

Comments(65):

Leave a comment
Refresh Comments
12>
[ 65 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
Reply
User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
Reply
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
Reply
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
Reply
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
Reply
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
Reply
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
Reply
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
Reply
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
Reply
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
Reply
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
Reply
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
Reply
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
Reply
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
Reply
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
Reply
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
Reply
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
Reply
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
Reply
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Reply
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
Reply
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
Reply
#38 - lolerbot ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
Reply
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
Reply
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
Reply
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
Reply
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
Reply
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
Reply
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
Reply
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
Reply
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
Reply
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
Reply
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
Reply
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
Reply
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
Reply
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
Reply
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
Reply
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
Reply
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
Reply
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again! you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
Reply
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
Reply
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
Reply
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
12>
[ 65 comments ]
Leave a comment
<
>
 Friends (0)