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#1 - Getting from earth to the moon is the celestial equivalent of …  [+] (14 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Well done. +12
#19 - foelkera (06/12/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting until we can defeat the Grox and get to the galactic core, then we can finally meet Steve
#14 - bulkheadshot (06/12/2013) [-]
Mathematically, it would take 1,104 years from feb 1st, 2013 to reach the nearest interstellar solar system. Proof: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD08CuUi_Ek
User avatar #16 - Crusader (06/12/2013) [-]
That is if you use what we have available.
You have to think with wormholes.
#17 - bulkheadshot (06/12/2013) [-]
I think the concepts of wormholes are silly. The hawking radiation from them would instantly kill you. Not to mention that we actually have to find one withing a reasonable distance to travel to it.
User avatar #18 - Crusader (06/12/2013) [-]
I think you are thinking of wormholes through time, where the radiation would backlog.
I never heard Hawking's theory that wormholes through space would do any damage.
Not to mention that if we had the knowledge of how to withstand one and build something capable of withstanding it, theoretically you would know what causes it and create an artificial one.
#22 - bulkheadshot (06/12/2013) [-]
As far as we know, a worm hole is just infinite mass pushed into a small area. This causes a stir in time to another part. If we even attempted to enter a worm hole, i'm pretty sure that we would just end up being crushed. Not transported to another place.
User avatar #9 - toughactintinactin (06/12/2013) [-]
I don't know i think it's impressive for a bunch of primates.
User avatar #8 - secretdestroyers (06/12/2013) [-]
So, why don't you go do it right now, if it's soooo easy?


C'mon, you little pussy, do it!
User avatar #7 - ilikeweed (06/11/2013) [-]
you're a little arrogant one, aren't you?
how far do you have to go until we impress you, oh great one?
User avatar #5 - odinshomeboy (06/11/2013) [-]
You're just comparing that achievement to the vast size of space we havent reached. Compare that to how big we are and then you realize that achievement. Not to mention going somewhere through an area that we cannot survive in without the substantial advances we made in technology and landing on a mass that we can't survive on, walking around and then coming back.

You act all cool and 'meh' about it but if you were being sent to the moon you'd be shitting your pants with joy.
#20 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
That's a weird way to spell "terror."

Yes, it's cool. No, I would not volunteer for something so dangerous. Well, maybe I would, but I'd be fucking scared.
User avatar #4 - beerbellycolly (06/11/2013) [-]
shifting slightly in your chair to reach for the remote is hard as fuck, hence why most people watch shows they dont like.
#3 - draxdiesel (06/11/2013) [-]
you're going to be holding out for a while. probably for the next civilisation
#2 - calibratuner (06/11/2013) [-]
If humans do not destroy themselves first, than we will.
#10 - Comment deleted 06/11/2013 on Tell me, how does this make... 0
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Tell me, how does this make... 0
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#19 - That's not a movie, it's an album.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on hiding under the covers... +2
#20 - ddylann (06/11/2013) [-]
hahaha!
#5 - There is a whole video of these machines on youtube, it's exce…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2013 on so that how they're made +1
User avatar #22 - DeathKnight (06/12/2013) [-]
dammit you might as well have not commented, because now that youve brought my hopes up based on awareness of this video, im crushed because theres no sauce
#9 - jinapayne (06/11/2013) [-]
its called 2 guys 1 hammer
#7 - bitchplzzz (06/11/2013) [-]
hammer video, maybe?
#11 - Fear will always make you blind. 06/11/2013 on Security's Internally 0
#22 - Also, look back at OUR world 70 years before the invention of … 06/11/2013 on Avatar Theory: LoK and... +2
#17 - "Can you help me with the bags?" "Certainly… 06/11/2013 on Checking to see if ive... +2
#5 - That pigeon is so ******* fat, he's probably like… 06/11/2013 on Worth the Read. +1
#3 - You forgot to mention the Romans. The Roman empire fell, and a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Medieval Art be like +3
User avatar #4 - thepastryistrue (06/11/2013) [-]
That is part of why the people in the Renaissance though of the years before as 'dark' and inferior. Although the technology wasn't really lost, it just wasn't usable. To maintain a culture like the Roman, you have to have the necessary infrastructure, population and manpower. At least partially that was the problem. If you have a working political superstructure that coordinates societal actions (like forming a group of workers to build an aquaeduct) it's no problem to maintain these technological advantages.
All the old scriptures lay in the monastery libraries and have still been studied by clerics - but they certainly weren't the building types.
#11 - POST THEM POST THEM ALL 06/11/2013 on Why....? +1
#10 - Maybe now senpai will notice her. 06/11/2013 on Wut? +14
#32 - na na na na na na na na 06/11/2013 on Dreams Of GameOfThrones Fan +32
#45 - OK, that was creative. 06/11/2013 on he ga +2
#8 - Clear cookies and then try again. 06/11/2013 on Dear FJ, 0
#68 - You're damn right it does. 06/10/2013 on Half-life 3 confirmed! -1
#12 - Also, pictures in the early days of FJ had this on them. It's …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Legit Question? +3
#13 - deathmetalwarlord (06/09/2013) [-]
Nah, I hate stamps. They're annoying. If you wanna share them with other people anywhere else you get people saying "OMFG STFU 9FAG"
#47 - Yeah. They're exactly the same thing. 4% = 4/100 reduces to 1/25.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on stupidity -9
User avatar #64 - icytime (06/09/2013) [-]
He was making a joke.
#35 - "4% is definitely not 4 out of every hundred" Ac…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2013 on stupidity -4
User avatar #45 - celend (06/09/2013) [-]
4 out of 100 is exactly the same as 1 in 25
User avatar #47 - Lambda (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah. They're exactly the same thing. 4% = 4/100 reduces to 1/25.
User avatar #64 - icytime (06/09/2013) [-]
He was making a joke.
#68 - $17.00. I need to live a little more. 06/09/2013 on The cash game 0
#44 - Kill Bill.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on title 0
User avatar #45 - spawnconnery (06/09/2013) [-]
Thanks
#6 - Thumbing was not a concept, it was a 5-star rating system like… 06/09/2013 on Legit Question? +1
#5 - You actually used to be able to go back all the way to the fir…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Legit Question? +38
#11 - deathmetalwarlord (06/09/2013) [-]
That is one fucking funny picture. I love it.
#12 - Lambda (06/09/2013) [-]
Also, pictures in the early days of FJ had this on them. It's the FJ badge. I think everybody should put it on their OC.
#13 - deathmetalwarlord (06/09/2013) [-]
Nah, I hate stamps. They're annoying. If you wanna share them with other people anywhere else you get people saying "OMFG STFU 9FAG"
#8 - I think the new generations of consoles should bring back cart…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Good old days 0
User avatar #10 - tonkkax (06/09/2013) [-]
Portable consoles still have cartridges

3DS has N64 ports on it.

Your childhood is now about the size of a thumbnail.
#18 - Comment deleted 06/09/2013 on Innocent man in jail (desc.) 0
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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