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- I think we've known for a while how dangerous North Korea is. …
I bet South Korea wouldn't mind owning the North, if not just to benefit their ego.
What about most parts of africa though? I mean, we are actively doing what you just described there.
that has the white guilt factor though, north korea doesn't.
White guilt factor. Sad how that's a thing.
Very much so, but bleeding hearts will always exists and want to make you feel bad for the way things are instead of trying to fix them themselves.
- That's Kristen Bell, I think.
Unnamed cutie you'll fall...
- Because it's starting to get old enough that it's moving out o…
at goodwill, an NES costs...
- What sort of prowler/thief would be stupid enough to leave obv…
The kind that kills everyone so there will be no witnesses.
I'm reasonably sure that the footprints would end next to the place where the getaway vehicle was parked. What kinda burglar would just carry the stolen goods all the way back to his place?
if your burglarizing houses, that's already saying wonders about your intelligence...
what else would he do? it's not like he could take snow and fill up the holes, that would leave an even bigger trail.
Well people who turn to a life of crime typically aren't the brightest people.
Fuck you mate, I'm gonna steal your cat now
Implying his cat won't destroy you in a second
That kind that gets caught and goes to prison
There are quite a few of those
- Not if you had an electronic system automatically control it.
Anon on how to commit suicide
- "city where it's cloudy and rains all the time" London?
Tumblr Tuesday! Pt. 2 of 2
Yeah, it rains all the time, 24/7/365, in every single part of England. Apparently we'll be submerged by Friday.
didn't have his tea today.
Why are you upset? Doesn't London make fun of that more than anyone else?
He probably needs a cup of tea, we get like that sometimes if we go too long without one.
- do people really get paid to take these surveys? I get the…
Research Service Job...
Yes, sometimes we do pay out on telephone survey but not always. Sometimes the phone survey itself doesn't pay out at all and sometimes the phone survey is to see if you fit the bill for an in-person study such as a taste test or group discussion and if you participate in one of those you'll definitely be compensated.
If you ask "Is this a paid survey?" the interviewer will tell you whether or not it pays out and how much.
- It was made illegal in New York. I think there are a few peopl…
Tumblr actually goes outside
so far only one actual arrest was made that they reported about.
- That must be like Woodstock for them.
- Coffee milk master race.
Mother Fuckin' Maple Milk
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