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#995 - Nobody knows the fate of Tank Man. But he was not arrested, no… 03/21/2013 on interesting photos explained 0
#71 - I went to a religious private school too... I never heard of a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on The kid with a Dick -1
User avatar #72 - trollypollyz (03/21/2013) [-]
California. Trust me, the teachers were strict as fuck. And wouldn't let us do shit, the stories made up by the way...
#102 - Downloading, perhaps. But lots of people pay to download their music.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on so....can we stop bitching... +1
#105 - satansatan (03/21/2013) [-]
haha yeah, perhaps I didn't explain what I meant properly - in 4-5 years musicstores, like the one I work in, will probably be 70% gone, meaning less places to work, for folks like me.
but yes, right! The music industry stands unharmed.
#64 - You know, that's something I always wondered about myself. For…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on scariness of LOTR +6
#90 - mreggsalad (03/21/2013) [-]
I thought that the ring was a sentient being that gave powers based on the personality of the people who wore it.
#13 - I like trains.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on Not in the Job Description. +17
#39 - leto (03/22/2013) [-]
#267 - I'm not offended by it, why should I be? My comment is stating… 03/21/2013 on feminism +1
#23 - If the higgs exists for less time than it takes light to trave…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2013 on How to build a particle... 0
#27 - occamsrazor (03/21/2013) [-]
Collider sensors have been around since the first colliders in the 70s so we can see these collisions with relative ease. The problem is that there are so many collisions that we have to sort through each one to see if a Higgs Boson was produced. Basically the odds of a Higgs Boson produced in a collision is about a trillion to one, but so far the LHC has done about 100 trillion collisions. As the previous comment states it gets so much data from these collisions it would be impossible to store it long term so it relies first on a supercomputer to almost instantaneously throw out inconclusive data, but still leaving a lot to be sorted through manually by scientists. So the biggest thing isn't even producing the boson since probability states it will be produced, it's just showing it was produced and that means finding a collision where a particle resulting from a collision has more mass than the particles entering the collision, proving that a disruption in the Higgs field resulted a new boson. I could get into bosons and fermions, then quarks and gluons but there's a character limit. Yeah particle physics is pretty fucking awesome. Fucking Science Channel marathons.
#25 - roarflmao (03/21/2013) [-]
Indeed, the higgs hasnt been oberserved directly, it actually goes as far as that some outcomes of the particles it can decay into cannot be observed either.

What they look for are pattern, specific quanta of energy that matches that of the higgs, basically they know what they need to create it and they know the math behind how its created so when they do they runs they're checking if the number they're getting match up with the ones they've calculated
#56 - He doesn't have to outrun the tiger, just the other people. 03/21/2013 on Hell Naw +4
#123 - He must be pretty flexible if that's his girlfriend. 03/21/2013 on My girlfreind took this... +2
#214 - You know, it seems to me that people are just so weak these da…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2013 on feminism +2
#264 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
Says the one getting offended about it and whining instead of just dealing with it.
User avatar #267 - Lambda (03/21/2013) [-]
I'm not offended by it, why should I be? My comment is stating opinion, it's not the same as being offended.
...are you offended by my comment, anon?
#66 - Look em in the eyes and finish. 03/21/2013 on the gboss +17
#1096 - Oh shit, Corvo's after me. I'm boned. 03/20/2013 on You Dead? +1
#486 - Squeeze my boobs. Then cancel all my appointments. 03/20/2013 on sex +6
#51 - The only person who was able to take more than one hour in the… 03/19/2013 on I'm pretty sure this would... +4
#24 - Man you beat me to it. The first thing I thought of. I lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Description 0
#26 - alexanderjones (03/19/2013) [-]
So that's what you've been up to Lambda!
#23 - Oh my god, Xana has launched an attack!  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Description +9
#31 - ursazed (03/19/2013) [-]
MFW when they never showed Jeremys virtual form.
#67 - qazsa (03/19/2013) [-]
MFW your face
User avatar #30 - sirformidio (03/19/2013) [-]
it's only because I had nothing better to do that I get that reference.
#79 - No matter WHAT's going on, a man ALWAYS has time to look at boobs. 03/19/2013 on Insane Office Escape 2 +2
#47 - No, no this is just one of many stops along the way. 03/19/2013 on And this too 0
#19 - Wibbly wobbly timey wimey. 03/19/2013 on I Don't Know How Time... +3
#246 - What the hell is hard core dancing? 03/19/2013 on Anyone else agree??? 0
#36 - If I were the cop I'd be more inclined to laugh at that. 03/18/2013 on Fml 0
#21 - You're not supposed to use two feet to drive an automatic. He'…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on Puns +9
User avatar #24 - secretdestroyers (03/17/2013) [-]
He's also walking badly, but I'm sure someone's already made that joke.
#130 - I took a file and made a small notch on the underside of the g… 03/16/2013 on Every Fucking Time +3
#141 - Congratulations, now you can confidently tell your parents tha… 03/16/2013 on dear god +1
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
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#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
The worst part. I fap to shit like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know..shit
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird shit ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are fucking awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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