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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:8/02/2015
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Comment Ranking:#965
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:10070
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#8 - No, he is correct in that context. "my friends and me are…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on Just chillin +17
#21 - smbiosis (12/16/2013) [-]
"It is I" would be the appropriate form there, and as such the correct form in the content is "my friends and I". This is an example of the predicate nominative, where the use of a "to be" verb causes the subject of the sentence to be in the predicate, and thus in the form of the subject as well.

englishplus.com/grammar/00000021.htm
#5 - What is it, then, when you realize that a tomato salad is salsa?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on I put ketchup on mah ketchup -8
#6 - coustify (12/16/2013) [-]
It's called looking at the front page earlier today.
#7 - Killerwale (12/16/2013) [-]
confirmed, here's a green, gave me a light chuckle
#193 - They're not just simply not attracted to short men, they're be…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on Being a 5'6" twink... +1
User avatar #195 - Nullifier (12/16/2013) [-]
Maybe it isn't taken seriously because all men were once 5'6 or less. It's just a matter of luck and genetics how much you keep growing.

Plus, it doesn't influence your personality, beliefs, or hobbies at all, unlike most other factors.
#24 - Nope. Italian. So I guess I should be craving cappuccino or so…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on (untitled) 0
#25 - newdevyx (12/16/2013) [-]
Just because you have Italian blood in your veins doesn't mean you have to like what your ancestors liked centuries ago. I say if you like tea, go make it. I'm Finnish, but i'm not craving for cow's blood or fish or what we call "pettuleipä". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bark_bread I do like tea, i guess it's okay, but i'm not craving it.
#187 - I still think it's bad. I mean, look at this here. It's not re…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Being a 5'6" twink... +1
User avatar #191 - Nullifier (12/16/2013) [-]
Maybe so, but those other things aren't superior traits. They're just beliefs or phenotypes irrelevant to survival.

Short men are less valid candidates for mating. That's just straight up biology. You want the stronger, bigger, more aggressive and confident males to procreate.
User avatar #193 - Lambda (12/16/2013) [-]
They're not just simply not attracted to short men, they're being downright intolerant. It's a social thing for them, not a sexual thing.
It's OK not to be sexually attracted to black men, too, but write tweets like that about black people and it's going to cause problems.
User avatar #195 - Nullifier (12/16/2013) [-]
Maybe it isn't taken seriously because all men were once 5'6 or less. It's just a matter of luck and genetics how much you keep growing.

Plus, it doesn't influence your personality, beliefs, or hobbies at all, unlike most other factors.
User avatar #192 - Nullifier (12/16/2013) [-]
I completely get your point, though.

But give a dumbass a twitter account and what do you get?

I mean, look at tumblr feminists. Male Castration Day? Really?
#182 - I think it's horrible how these people are openly calling for …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Being a 5'6" twink... +1
User avatar #183 - Nullifier (12/16/2013) [-]
I think they're just internetting. Joking about things they might not say out loud or support publicly, but do believe to a lesser degree.

They're simply unattracted to short men, which evolutionarily makes sense.
#187 - Lambda (12/16/2013) [-]
I still think it's bad. I mean, look at this here. It's not real, I edited it, but people would be up in arms and freaking out if this were really what it said.
I think there's some degree of double standard here.
User avatar #191 - Nullifier (12/16/2013) [-]
Maybe so, but those other things aren't superior traits. They're just beliefs or phenotypes irrelevant to survival.

Short men are less valid candidates for mating. That's just straight up biology. You want the stronger, bigger, more aggressive and confident males to procreate.
User avatar #193 - Lambda (12/16/2013) [-]
They're not just simply not attracted to short men, they're being downright intolerant. It's a social thing for them, not a sexual thing.
It's OK not to be sexually attracted to black men, too, but write tweets like that about black people and it's going to cause problems.
User avatar #195 - Nullifier (12/16/2013) [-]
Maybe it isn't taken seriously because all men were once 5'6 or less. It's just a matter of luck and genetics how much you keep growing.

Plus, it doesn't influence your personality, beliefs, or hobbies at all, unlike most other factors.
User avatar #192 - Nullifier (12/16/2013) [-]
I completely get your point, though.

But give a dumbass a twitter account and what do you get?

I mean, look at tumblr feminists. Male Castration Day? Really?
#16 - I'm surprised they didn't chase him down and stab him. I mean …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Muggers these days 0
User avatar #60 - grapefruity (12/21/2013) [-]
You would be surprised how many muggers carry a weapon but won't want to really fire/use it.

Too risky to actually shoot or stab the person for at most a couple of hundred and a credit/debit card with no pin, but it still is still very useful to have when mugging since most people will be in too much of a panic to logically think it through when faced with a threat and will just surrender their money to be safe.
#24 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
it was a charity group
User avatar #22 - zlawliet (12/16/2013) [-]
"Let's risk heavy jail time by murdering this guy for his pocket change"
I don't think muggers and murderers are really on the same page, anyway
#17 - I'm American and even I have the desire to go make some tea now.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2013 on (untitled) +11
#27 - infested (12/16/2013) [-]
Unless your teacup is the Boston Harbor, you shouldn't have that desire
#23 - newdevyx (12/16/2013) [-]
Are your ancestors British?
User avatar #24 - Lambda (12/16/2013) [-]
Nope. Italian. So I guess I should be craving cappuccino or something. But instead I'm having a nice cup of tea.
#25 - newdevyx (12/16/2013) [-]
Just because you have Italian blood in your veins doesn't mean you have to like what your ancestors liked centuries ago. I say if you like tea, go make it. I'm Finnish, but i'm not craving for cow's blood or fish or what we call "pettuleipä". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bark_bread I do like tea, i guess it's okay, but i'm not craving it.
#3 - Wait wait, hold on. That image is incredibly similar to this o… 12/15/2013 on Earliest Image Imprint... +5
#2 - Comment deleted 12/15/2013 on Earliest Image Imprint... 0
#38 - Well, if we are living in the Matrix, somebody must have progr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on well it is pretty cool +1
User avatar #110 - toesmash (12/14/2013) [-]
That article is not always the best choice for trying to convince people of the Simulation Theory but it does have many good points. Exactly for the reason you stated, if our universe IS just a simulation, or virtual reality, then it HAD to have a creator. Speculation as to what that creator is, of course, is way beyond the scope of trying to prove our reality is a virtual one. Here is an article with a more logical and scientific approach to the subject: www.brianwhitworth.com/BW-VRT1.pdf
#16 - He didn't get arrested for making a joke, he got arrested beca…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on On the news 0
#20 - anon (12/14/2013) [-]
And I still support his arrest. He is an asshole and i'm glad this happened to him. Don't fuck around like this.
#9 - This is just a guy named Barry who happens to look like Obama.… 12/13/2013 on Look whats going around... +1
#9 - I pirate all my text books. Then send copies to anybody who wa…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Worth it +2
User avatar #13 - bakinboy (12/13/2013) [-]
where do you find digital copies of them?
#19 - aborge (12/13/2013) [-]
#15 - dephira (12/13/2013) [-]
Google "name of textbook" pdf. Could not be easier.
User avatar #14 - tridaak (12/13/2013) [-]
Personally I get mine from www.freebookspot.es/default.aspx
Saved several hundred this year thanks to that website
User avatar #25 - bakinboy (12/14/2013) [-]
cool. thanks
#72 - I thought I was looking at his legs and his penis for a second… 12/13/2013 on lel 0
#11 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2013 on The Last of Us +3
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#3 - That whole website is lying, about everything.  [+] (27 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Not sure if +304
User avatar #79 - mantage (12/13/2013) [-]
this isn't all tumblr is. tumblr is, lile. 10% text posts, 10% cute animals. 30% porn, 20% hipsters/celebrites, 20% art, and 10% gaming/tv pictures
#124 - argonianmaidohonor (12/13/2013) [-]
Excuse me but you got it all wrong and forgot the fandoms (celebs included)which make up 40% of Tumblr. Look up Superwholock. And you forgot the other 30% is feminist bullshit, 5% dad jokes, 5% bad puns, 2% cute animals, 8% porn (Yahoo is strict on tumblr porn now) the rest is art, text posts, gaming (Gaming is also part of fandoms in most cases such as the story)

How would I know? Because I switched to Tumblr in February because of all the tumblr posts on here. (Oh and it is rare to see "I am so done, There are two kinds of people, did you just (only on bad pun posts) and so on)
User avatar #183 - mantage (12/14/2013) [-]
i'm just saying all the posts on here aren't a good representation of tumblr. it just depends what kind of blogs you follow
#56 - mrturferpop (12/13/2013) [-]
*8 Supernatural gifs*
User avatar #48 - noblekira (12/13/2013) [-]
Wait so the blueberrys on the avengers set were PLANNED!!
User avatar #41 - threeeighteen (12/13/2013) [-]
Lucky that us FunnyJunk chaps never lie.
#36 - dennymyman (12/13/2013) [-]
So you got it all figured out, do you?
#78 - mrselfdestruct (12/13/2013) [-]
how about this instead?
#28 - zombiejew (12/13/2013) [-]
Where the fuck is buster
#33 - deadfed (12/13/2013) [-]
Im right here.
My names Buster.
#27 - anon (12/13/2013) [-]
if we were talking about funnyjunk id agree with you.
User avatar #15 - krazykorn (12/13/2013) [-]
ex-fucking-actly
User avatar #17 - rhc (12/13/2013) [-]
**ek-fucking-zactly
User avatar #14 - OldSnake (12/13/2013) [-]
didyoujust
User avatar #4 - trollwaffle (12/13/2013) [-]
and on drugs.. im so done
User avatar #11 - schmitty (12/13/2013) [-]
on drugs
User avatar #5 - crackmaster (12/13/2013) [-]
this
User avatar #6 - trollwaffle (12/13/2013) [-]
^that
User avatar #7 - crackmaster (12/13/2013) [-]
get out
#9 - trollwaffle (12/13/2013) [-]
as you wish
User avatar #8 - radeckal (12/13/2013) [-]
Did you just?
User avatar #10 - trollwaffle (12/13/2013) [-]
i canT EVEN
User avatar #46 - brewswillis (12/13/2013) [-]
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE
#18 - tenthdivine (12/13/2013) [-]
I love this site so much
#31 - yuukoku (12/13/2013) [-]
I have lost the ability to can
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User avatar #67 - steedawwg (12/13/2013) [-]
I have lost the ability toucan
#15 - Either that or he's an olympic swimmer. 12/13/2013 on I'll make a man out of you. +1
#24 - The mushroom is just a mushroom. But it contains natural Psilo… 12/13/2013 on Contradiction 0
#44 - Eh, I'd still go with the classic pirate peg leg. 12/13/2013 on Comp of Beautiful Prostheitcs 0
#15 - Comment deleted 12/12/2013 on Smartest thing I've heard... 0
#8 - She's a keeper. 12/12/2013 on Fattyfatassfatness 0
#30 - Not a nailgun. It's an AR-15 painted to look like a dewalt tool.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on I'd buy it! +23
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#14 - But... you do ride polar bears and drink maple syrup, don't you?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2013 on igloos +1
User avatar #25 - mangostormlegend (12/12/2013) [-]
Eh, that's fucked up, man. You think we only drive polar bears here? I'll tell you what, Canadians drive any or all of the following: polar bears, mooses, zambonis, dog sleds, snowmobiles, Mars rovers, pickup trucks, and 40-ton military snowplows.
User avatar #21 - Sataria (12/12/2013) [-]
Damn right we do! During the summers we ride moose
User avatar #19 - danielsturk (12/11/2013) [-]
and vice-versa!
#17 - So, before cell phones, how did people in Finland make calls w…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Facts about Finland 0
#56 - anon (12/12/2013) [-]
we did have payphones still atleast 2004 when they took out the closest one to me
#19 - dumdumduu (12/11/2013) [-]
We've had these since 1853.

Before that, we used smoke signals, fueled by the burning bodies of penguins and polar bears.
#49 - angelusprimus (12/12/2013) [-]
I thought you told the message to a Lapp, tie him to a reindeer and direct him toward where you wanted message to go.
User avatar #33 - thenewnuggubler (12/12/2013) [-]
I would've gone with steam signals, considering #9
User avatar #98 - dumdumduu (12/12/2013) [-]
We Finn's ain't going to waste good steam from sauna for something as useless as communicating with other people.
User avatar #100 - thenewnuggubler (12/12/2013) [-]
You have a point. I wouldn't

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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