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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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Comment Ranking:#419
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#14 - "Johnson managed to break through the straps, then k…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Alpha As Fuck +2
#15 - pewdiebro (05/13/2013) [-]
I touched a hedgehog once..
#56 - Aliis si licet, tibi non licet. 05/13/2013 on true or false -1
#87 - Comment deleted 05/13/2013 on Battlefield 3 +2
#91 - Who the hell would WANT to be president? That's the hardest an…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Presimon? 0
#95 - tomthehippie (05/13/2013) [-]
Four years of hell, then a lifetime of being guarded by the best guards in the world, free top of the line health care for the rest of your life, pension, you can write books that are total shit and people will buy them, oh, and you can get paid a shit ton of money to do shitty speeches cause you were president.
#10 - "No, I'm not giving that homeless guy money, he'll just s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Lies! +11
User avatar #19 - ctsasquatch (05/13/2013) [-]
"Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless." -G.G.
#100 - Why would the train still be running after that? 05/13/2013 on Like a Cockroach! 0
#40 - "In Vino Veritas"  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on true or false 0
#54 - thehornedking (05/13/2013) [-]
Age quod agis
User avatar #56 - Lambda (05/13/2013) [-]
Aliis si licet, tibi non licet.
#45 - hardongo (05/13/2013) [-]
cheers to that m8
#45 - He was extremely well-spoken, in fact.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on I bet he was. +2
User avatar #47 - mutzaki (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, exactly, and he remained calm throughout, despite O'Reilly's regular bullshit.
User avatar #68 - trimageryan (05/12/2013) [-]
He usually is well-spoken and calm when dealing with people like Bill. He's an incredibly intelligent and generally cool guy.
#131 - This is what Python actually looks like.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2013 on What Pythons look like +14
User avatar #235 - dubii (05/12/2013) [-]
Could you explain that? I don't know how to code that well.
#291 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2013) [-]
I learned visual basic, but the setup is pretty similar.
It's basically a simple calculator asking the user to enter 2 numbers and an operator between them.
"x times/divided/plus/minus y" Whatever they want to put.
It then basically sends the info into a module that uses input validation to figure out what the user wants. Then it solves, returns the value, and displays the result.
User avatar #296 - dubii (05/12/2013) [-]
I presume the result looks like a python right? I have only had a few weeks of VB 2005 myself
#309 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2013) [-]
What? no. He just posted it because it's a python program. Python is a programming language.
#134 - exclamation (05/12/2013) [-]
#29 - Yeah, he'd used a lot of drugs before that. But the effect I m…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on joke 0
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2013) [-]
Well then fuck, he's retarded. That's pretty cool stuff though and now I feel the urge to use this on certain people I know.
#7 - [Shreking intensifies] 05/12/2013 on Shrek Overload 0
#8 - Is this really her? Or is it a photoshop? I can't tell by the pixels  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on More Jenna Louise Coleman? -1
#20 - Scottizdaman (05/12/2013) [-]
its real, mfw i found out
#4 - Just like cartoons led me to believe that quicksand would be a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Stop! +178
#76 - omwtfbbq (05/12/2013) [-]
Im loving your profile pic.
#48 - Wait... today's saturday and for the first time in forever I'm… 05/11/2013 on MOFFAT. -1
#7 - This one time, I gave this guy a sugar pill and told him it wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2013 on joke +2
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2013) [-]
Mind if I ask if he'd ever used any sort of drug before that, especially harder stuff? I'd say that those who have used hard stuff before would know what a high from that level of drug feels like.

Totally agree with you on the placebo effect in smaller doses though because I've seen it personally used scare the fuck out of a friend who believes in malevolent spirits.
User avatar #29 - Lambda (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, he'd used a lot of drugs before that. But the effect I made up for this drug was different from anything he'd taken.
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2013) [-]
Well then fuck, he's retarded. That's pretty cool stuff though and now I feel the urge to use this on certain people I know.
#5 - What if there really are no such things as psychoactive drugs,…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2013 on joke +6
User avatar #6 - upsyndrome (05/11/2013) [-]
Damn you all FJ, high ruined..... or in that case, can you really ruin that which is just a figment of your imagination?
User avatar #7 - Lambda (05/11/2013) [-]
This one time, I gave this guy a sugar pill and told him it was a potent drug with effects that I made up, which were similar to ecstasy. I told him there was some risk that he'd react badly to it. He actually got high, not only that, but he actually had a bad trip. I told him he'd taken a sugar pill at that point, but he continued to feel the bad effects for several minutes.
Never underestimate the power of imagination.
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2013) [-]
Mind if I ask if he'd ever used any sort of drug before that, especially harder stuff? I'd say that those who have used hard stuff before would know what a high from that level of drug feels like.

Totally agree with you on the placebo effect in smaller doses though because I've seen it personally used scare the fuck out of a friend who believes in malevolent spirits.
User avatar #29 - Lambda (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, he'd used a lot of drugs before that. But the effect I made up for this drug was different from anything he'd taken.
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2013) [-]
Well then fuck, he's retarded. That's pretty cool stuff though and now I feel the urge to use this on certain people I know.
#14 - THOSE EXIST??? I must have it. 05/11/2013 on Power Outage 0
#13 - Kansas has really great songs, and pretty amazing album art to boot. 05/11/2013 on Kansas 0
#67 - In my calc class, there was a guy who would come to class in b… 05/11/2013 on students 0
#243 - Picture 05/11/2013 on Death 0
#150 - They do have things kind of similar to this in the real world.… 05/11/2013 on You've made a great choice +2
#14 - We can rebuild him.... We have the technology... 05/10/2013 on Dem Feet.... +3
#7 - Ah, this Saturday I'll be finished with finals, home for the s… 05/10/2013 on Forest Of The Dead Stick... 0
#3 - You know, they say this, and I never believed it until I start… 05/10/2013 on Finals Rock. 0
#80 - Yes. You need a special license to collect rainwater. 05/10/2013 on So I'm tinfoil then? 0
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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