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#25 - Minecraft + marijuana. 05/06/2013 on Videogames are drugs 1 +1
#84 - This is now a Star Trek captains thread. But we don't really … 05/06/2013 on yes...YES...YEEESSSS! 0
#68 - Agreed. In this season especially, I'm noticing that they try …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on How many fucks 0
User avatar #69 - tinglyturtletaint (05/06/2013) [-]
Not sure about the first and last one but the not touching each other was simple. The them from the future that perished in the rays of the eye of harmony was stuck together, it wasn't that them touching caused that, the eye of harmony's rays roasted them and they just happened to be touching when it did. So what the doctor wanted to do was keep them apart, if they never get stuck together, they would have changed time, sure one of them might get roasted, hell they might all still get roasted. But in a desperate situation the doctor was grasping at straws, trying to change anything he possibly could to make sure they wouldn't end up with the same future.
#5 - "Nobody will ever believe you" 05/05/2013 on Two in the pink, on in the... +8
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2013 on yes...YES...YEEESSSS! +16
#69 - darknesspreading (05/06/2013) [-]
#84 - Lambda (05/06/2013) [-]
This is now a Star Trek captains thread. But we don't really have any good ones left, do we?
#14 - I liked this episode, but it felt a little rushed. I feel like…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2013 on How many fucks +2
User avatar #66 - tinglyturtletaint (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, I really wouldn't mind them taking a note from Sherlock and releasing less episodes but making them an hour and a half long so they feel less rushed and more intense.
User avatar #68 - Lambda (05/06/2013) [-]
Agreed. In this season especially, I'm noticing that they try to cram too much into the episodes and end up rushing it. Like in the last one, was it ever explained what exactly the "big friendly button" actually did? Or why exactly they weren't supposed to touch each other to interrupt the time stream?
Or, for that matter, how that parasite thing managed to survive millions of years?
User avatar #69 - tinglyturtletaint (05/06/2013) [-]
Not sure about the first and last one but the not touching each other was simple. The them from the future that perished in the rays of the eye of harmony was stuck together, it wasn't that them touching caused that, the eye of harmony's rays roasted them and they just happened to be touching when it did. So what the doctor wanted to do was keep them apart, if they never get stuck together, they would have changed time, sure one of them might get roasted, hell they might all still get roasted. But in a desperate situation the doctor was grasping at straws, trying to change anything he possibly could to make sure they wouldn't end up with the same future.
User avatar #15 - ultimoz (05/05/2013) [-]
All the episodes should be an hour long. Don't know why Doctor Who haven't done this yet. They get you into the story then rush the ending so much, very annoying.
#7 - The ass was fat. 05/05/2013 on Dexter +36
#67 - I must try this while on drugs. Also, I'd love to see the sour… 05/05/2013 on Silk 0
#18 - **** yeah, wall of death.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2013 on When I say I have bubblegums +12
User avatar #27 - thatscrewedupkid (05/05/2013) [-]
did that once, i got blood on me, tasted like victory.
User avatar #35 - therealjc (05/05/2013) [-]
that's how people get aids.
User avatar #42 - thatscrewedupkid (05/06/2013) [-]
maybe if you're black
#18 - All men look at boobs. ALL MEN. 05/05/2013 on RDJ Inappropriate or Alpha? +1
#63 - Who cares? It's entertaining. 05/05/2013 on McDisasters 15: Drivethru,... +5
#9 - Haven't got a TV, actually. But I found it eventually.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on The oldest question 0
User avatar #10 - valhar (05/05/2013) [-]
Awesome! Enjoy!
#83 - Looks like an oscillator of some sort.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Futurama +1
User avatar #178 - mookiez (05/05/2013) [-]
I was thinking the same, but I figured it need some kind of capacitor.
#6 - ...anybody know where I can watch it free? My usual sources ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2013 on The oldest question +1
User avatar #8 - valhar (05/05/2013) [-]
Man I am in finals week also and i sat my ass down for an hour to watch some Docta'!

Regardless, should be on demand if you have Comcast or Verizon. If not, check EZtorrents.
User avatar #9 - Lambda (05/05/2013) [-]
Haven't got a TV, actually. But I found it eventually.
User avatar #10 - valhar (05/05/2013) [-]
Awesome! Enjoy!
#5 - Wait a minute, there was an episode today, wasn't there? Man, …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/05/2013 on The oldest question +3
User avatar #17 - funnaa (05/05/2013) [-]
http://www.cokeandpopcorn.ch/watch-doctor-who-online.php easiest thing ive found for free tv
User avatar #6 - Lambda (05/05/2013) [-]
...anybody know where I can watch it free? My usual sources have failed me.
User avatar #8 - valhar (05/05/2013) [-]
Man I am in finals week also and i sat my ass down for an hour to watch some Docta'!

Regardless, should be on demand if you have Comcast or Verizon. If not, check EZtorrents.
User avatar #9 - Lambda (05/05/2013) [-]
Haven't got a TV, actually. But I found it eventually.
User avatar #10 - valhar (05/05/2013) [-]
Awesome! Enjoy!
#5 - So, did he leave, find a knife, and come back to stab him? Or … 05/04/2013 on hatv 0
#39 - I dunno man. I'd think that if it was a real suicide bomber, t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Alelahu Akbar!!1 0
User avatar #43 - leethed (05/04/2013) [-]
Also, they wouldn't have allowed anyone to film it...
#42 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
plus there'd be a pretty big 7 pint blood stain on the floor.
#25 - It's not that no gamer ever says it, it's that it's always fol… 05/04/2013 on Good Times +13
#118 - Sounds like an emo punk band name. 05/04/2013 on your suicide 0
#90 - Picture reading feature? OOH this all makes sense now. I just …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on Interesting Facts 0
#111 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
You sir are on a whole new level of stupid.
Thumbs for you for making me laugh.
#25 - Look at the sidewalk around it. 05/04/2013 on faith in humanity restored 0
#17 - Comment deleted 05/03/2013 on Common Sense 0
#7 - The grate in the second pictures is a different one. I can tel…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on faith in humanity restored +5
User avatar #23 - kaj (05/04/2013) [-]
It's the underside of the grate.
User avatar #25 - Lambda (05/04/2013) [-]
Look at the sidewalk around it.
#6 - And I thought Maine had some large tides. 05/03/2013 on UK beach, High and Low... +1
#2 - The Flintstones were the first couple ever to be shown in bed … 05/03/2013 on Flinstones Vitamins +2
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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