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#45 - Older cars will let you try, but you will not succeed. 03/23/2016 on life hack +20
#4 - I like waking up before my alarm goes off. That means I don't …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2016 on being polite +65
#42 - anon (03/18/2016) [-]
I know right, one of the most satisfying things there are
#37 - junglebboyy (03/18/2016) [-]
I hate waking up a full 15 minutes early cause for some reason when I do that I know COULD get a few more minutes of sweet sweet mother sleep to give me a few more moments of rest but i get so caught up with the fact that I'll have to get up in a few minutes and I just lay their for the rest of the the 15 minutes mad at myself for not being able to sleep and mad at the universe for being able to freeze and let me get some more shit eye
#38 - junglebboyy (03/18/2016) [-]
Shut* oh fuck me the one time autocorrect doesn't work it,it fails me in the worst way
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#36 - gloriousthighs (03/18/2016) [-]
but that's one of the worst feelings. I wake up plenty and usually still have at least an hour before I have to get up so I can happily fall back to sleep. Waking up, thinking I can keep sleeping but finding out my alarm is just about to go off is crushing.
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#45 - shorea (03/18/2016) [-]
it's the best feeling. If you wake up naturally it makes you feel a LOT better than waking up with the alarm, even if it's a matter of seconds.
#8 - mmmmmmmmmmm 03/09/2016 on poor pupper +2
#8 - The danger with that is that it makes a spark when connected, …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/09/2016 on jumpstart a car +5
#29 - sturmbeard (03/09/2016) [-]
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#27 - lolikikolik (03/09/2016) [-]
that only happens if you connect the cables in wrong order
#35 - skelebones (03/09/2016) [-]
no m8 it can happen if a battery is just old. really worn. under alot of pressure. or just plain bad with a bad cell
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#16 - Vo Spader (03/09/2016) [-]
i don't know why they're thumbing you down... that shit happens. friend of the family was hospitalized because that happened at his auto shop he owned.
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#11 - mcbergstedt (03/09/2016) [-]
Your battery has to be REALLY corroded for it to that.
#34 - skelebones (03/09/2016) [-]
not necessarily. a battery can be under extreme pressures if the vent ports are plugged.
#10 - anon (03/09/2016) [-]
Never gonna happen.
#33 - skelebones (03/09/2016) [-]
i work for autozone m8 ive seen it happen half a dozen times in 2 years
#26 - This is why I was always afraid of the pool drain. They s… 03/08/2016 on Why jobs like underwater... 0
#4 - In English, smart is an adjective as well as the make of the c…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2016 on Party like its 16/16/16 +17
#8 - anon (03/03/2016) [-]
Funny I find it weird to say "He drives a Smart car" - the meaning seems ambiguous be it is the car clever? Or is it a Smart. Instead saying "He drives a Smart" makes more sense, because well "a Smart" is definitely not correct therefore saying "He drives a Smart" is the better option.
#10 - yesamgrill (03/03/2016) [-]
**yesamgrill used "*roll picture*"**
**yesamgrill rolled image** to be honest, for years i just thought people were talking about any electric car. like one would call an android a smartphone
#12 - yes 03/03/2016 on Uranium decaying and... 0
#28 - This is the only way to die, where you can be sure not to go t… 03/02/2016 on Suicide Helmet 0
#25 - Race to the bottom. Hooray. 03/02/2016 on EQUALITY +2
#47 - He was right there. The kid just took off. Can't supervise muc…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2016 on Dad saves son from car +106
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#161 - ImmortalBaconEater (02/25/2016) [-]
Except that is a very small child and they're on the side of a busy road. If your kid is that small and you're near heavy traffic, you should be holding their hand. You don't have to forever but when they're this young they're pretty stupid and prone to do crazy stuff like this. Let them run free at the park or your yard or some suburban neighborhood. Keep a hold of them when your on the side of a busy street at least until they're a little less dumb.
#185 - leminlyme (02/25/2016) [-]
you a parent?
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#188 - ImmortalBaconEater (02/25/2016) [-]
No but I've dealt with plenty of little kids and grew up in the city myself. It's just something you learn when you're constantly around traffic. I'm guessing this guy just wasn't used to dealing with it. He seems like a fantastic parent. Just didn't know the danger of it.