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#6 - Perhaps the bigger issue here is why the **** is …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2014 on California 0
#8 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
...... read up on past California paranoia health concerns. Some law passed long ago that made anything that seemed to be even remotely related to causing cancer (like a 1 in 100,000,000,000 odds of occurring or something) made that label needed. I know that much.

It's California being overly paranoid health nuts, nothing unusual there at all. The odds that the product is actually related to cancer in any form are abysmally small, and even if it is, the odds of getting cancer from it are just as abysmally small.
User avatar #9 - Lambda (10/23/2014) [-]
Fuckin' california. I guess that makes sense.
#10 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Where you just stalking this post until I replied or something? You replied and read it within 24 seconds.
User avatar #11 - Lambda (10/23/2014) [-]
Well, see, I have a lot of work to do. So I'm browsing FJ instead, and when I saw the notification come up I replied right away.
#12 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Same with me with this one.
#4 - Why is that? Why do they specify california? I can only a…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/23/2014 on California 0
User avatar #19 - themongoose (10/23/2014) [-]
Prop 65. Acrylamide comes from starches heated above a certain temperature and it causes cancer. So french fries, bread, everything you love...
#7 - abcdxyz (10/23/2014) [-]
California's laws require any product that has any ingredients or chemicals that have been linked to cancer to have a label stating they could cause cancer. Combine that with the fact that basically everything causes cancer and then every product has to have the warning label.
#5 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Hell if I know, have always been to lazy to look it up. My point was that the label is insanely common, and yet it's getting a nice amount of thumb ups, which is really fucking stupid.
User avatar #6 - Lambda (10/23/2014) [-]
Perhaps the bigger issue here is why the fuck is this shampoo giving people cancer, and why do people still use it if it does?
#8 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
...... read up on past California paranoia health concerns. Some law passed long ago that made anything that seemed to be even remotely related to causing cancer (like a 1 in 100,000,000,000 odds of occurring or something) made that label needed. I know that much.

It's California being overly paranoid health nuts, nothing unusual there at all. The odds that the product is actually related to cancer in any form are abysmally small, and even if it is, the odds of getting cancer from it are just as abysmally small.
User avatar #9 - Lambda (10/23/2014) [-]
Fuckin' california. I guess that makes sense.
#10 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Where you just stalking this post until I replied or something? You replied and read it within 24 seconds.
User avatar #11 - Lambda (10/23/2014) [-]
Well, see, I have a lot of work to do. So I'm browsing FJ instead, and when I saw the notification come up I replied right away.
#12 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Same with me with this one.
#8 - I had a moment like that once. I was cooking a whole pork shou…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Vegans.. +8
User avatar #22 - CallMeCrisco (10/23/2014) [-]
I had that thought too, probably when I was around eight. After that I decided I wanted to start hunting and slaughtering my own meat.

I hunt and fish, but I can't raise any animals because of my cities laws. But one day I will have my chickens and pigs and goats damnit.

User avatar #13 - ironthrush (10/23/2014) [-]
That's pretty much how I live with it. If I don't eat meat then there's a definite protein and iron deficiency in my diet that can lead to major health issues because I'm too lazy to get supplements and I love the taste of a good hamburger every now and then. So in order to make it slightly more okay I thank whatever is on my plate every time I eat.

Also, if I don't eat meat then it's going to waste away and get thrown out and I feel that the worst thing possible is a pointless death. In a sense eating something makes it's death have meaning. I still hate the fact that things have to die for me to live, but that's how the world works. I'm not here to change things, merely to experience them as they are.

TL;DR: I eat meat because I'm a lazy fuck and I hate to see it go to waste.
User avatar #23 - deficiency (10/23/2014) [-]
same
#21 - That makes more sense. Otherwise it would be a blatant violati… 10/23/2014 on Teen punished +7
#11 - "Hey, [best friend], I just wanted to let you know that m… 10/23/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 7/32 0
#7 - Prop houses serve a variety of productions, and they never thr… 10/23/2014 on Lamp Recycling +1
#13 - Go make yourself a drink and I'll be down in two shakes of a l… 10/23/2014 on At night on FJ +5
#73 - You know, I wonder what would happen if Adobe posted a tweet l… 10/23/2014 on Anti-GG browbeating adobe 0
#29 - Research suggests that the beer quote is an old greek proverb,… 10/22/2014 on wise words to live by 0
#203 - Here's the video of the speech where he announces it.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Just found this on Facebook. +1
User avatar #206 - garaichu (10/22/2014) [-]
Saw it coming, still pushed...

Why...
User avatar #214 - ludislavonac (10/22/2014) [-]
better question is, why the fuck not?
#215 - garaichu (10/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #217 - ludislavonac (10/22/2014) [-]
I actually enjoy that song from time to time
User avatar #219 - garaichu (10/22/2014) [-]
Hey, Rick Astley is perfectly good every-now-and-then music, my friend.
#32 - I'll admit, I hadn't read the actual article. I'm highly … 10/22/2014 on Its finally here 0
#14 - I saw this thing a while ago where a death-row criminal donate… 10/21/2014 on Real Life Morbid Comp... 0
#11 - I'm assuming it uses air currents like a hovercraft. Unfortuna…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Its finally here 0
#29 - databutt (10/22/2014) [-]
No, it uses a well known magic.
>magnets

Needs a smooth metal surface under it to work.
User avatar #32 - Lambda (10/22/2014) [-]
I'll admit, I hadn't read the actual article.
I'm highly skeptical of it now that I have. They're making some big claims, very big claims.
#2 - **** , my house is gonna burn down. better take a …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/21/2014 on What?? +86
#22 - xwhitewingx (10/22/2014) [-]
Check this out. Funky water in North Dakota for insurance purposes.
User avatar #15 - papaspipi (10/22/2014) [-]
Worth it if it gets me to the frontpage!
User avatar #4 - wotterpatch (10/22/2014) [-]
He probably had called the fire department and was just waiting for them to show up.
Depending on the environment, there might not have been a danger of the fire spreading so they could have risked it. For example, if the walls were fire rock, or even just dry wall, they'd have probably been fine for at least a couple of minutes. And besides, how long does it really take to snap a picture?
#20 - Womens Study Major (10/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (10/21/2014) [-]
and this is why "pics or it didn't happen" becomes a dangerous norm
#9 - I would love to see something like this done as a long-running… 10/21/2014 on Drama wars 0
#6 - Yeah, man, it reminds me of that place from Vanishing Point. 10/21/2014 on Amazing Houses Comp +1
#4 - They also kept the ship upright as long as possible-- literall… 10/21/2014 on Engineers 0
#5 - his face when 10/21/2014 on How? 0
#10 - Maybe the light meant to hit me, not the ground. 10/21/2014 on Well great. Now I feel bad 0
#13 - They most certainly would not have been using their hands in, …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Live in a diffrent time... 0
#58 - mutantunicorn (10/21/2014) [-]
they used a sponge on a stick in rome in year 0 and probably before that too. but just to be safe.
User avatar #19 - sinonyx (10/21/2014) [-]
cloth that servants had to wash
#37 - I've been around a long time man. Probably not going anywhere … 10/20/2014 on Business day 0
#2 - Whenever I go to the cafe for a coffee, I give a different nam… 10/20/2014 on Cark 0
#1 - This same guy has done a lot of great stuff. 10/20/2014 on Reporter turns ghetto in 3... +2
#7 - It's there in case Marty McFly is late for school. 10/20/2014 on Shitty Car Mods Part 5 +13
#3 - I actually like Kuvira. A strong no-nonsense leader who doesn'…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Earth Empire Fuck Yeah! +3
User avatar #12 - feelythefeel (10/20/2014) [-]
That's what makes it so horrible that they're going to make her a mustache twirling villain. It's like Amon x10.
#7 - muffinssnuffims (10/20/2014) [-]
It seems fairly obvious they're going to have her be a Hitler/Stalin type. I could be wrong, but one of my biggest problems with this show is that they foreshadow more than Dora the Fucking Explorer.
#4 - africanexplain (10/20/2014) [-]
They might turn Kuvira around to not be that bad a person after all. Hell, I know if I was able to take a position like that, I would, because I know I wouldn't be corrupt. And it seems she actually has been helping people.
#19 - lordcaboose (10/20/2014) [-]
Given their history with the previous villain's I wouldn't count on it. They pulled the same sort of bait and switch with Unalock, except this time they aren't even trying to be subtle about it. I find this especially disappointing because in this situation I actually see Kuvira as in the right and the "good guy". She is stabilizing a former kingdom on the decline that just lost its queen and is very pro-industrialization. Not to mention she opposes the imposition of a weak (and presumably easily manipulated) leader by outsiders.
User avatar #21 - amusingusername (10/20/2014) [-]
The thing is that she is imposing her control by force and when you do that there's a fine line between keeping order and a dictatorship. Requesting the mayors to hand over control to her in exchange for her troops I can kind of understand. However a military leader snatching control from a previous monarch without holding any kind of elections is how many military dictatorships are started. Add this to the rumors that those who speak against her end up in bad predicaments and her threat towards Zaofu, the last place in the Earth kingdom that needs her protection and stability, and you most likely have a dictator in the making.
User avatar #33 - masdercheef (10/21/2014) [-]
She didn't so much "snatch control from a prior monarch" - it was more like "do what you can to keep the country from completely going to shit since there monarch's dead and there's anarchy"

Furthermore, due to the aforementioned state of anarchy, I doubt there was any way there could have been some sort of election to put her in power. However the military was large, organized, equipped, and still loyal to their leaders. They are in an ideal position to set things back on track.
User avatar #35 - amusingusername (10/21/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I agree with her coup d'état, Monarchy is archaic in that era and it will bring nothing good for the Earth Kingdom. However if you are going to lead a military revolution and overthrow a leader the people didn't choose, it's only right that you give the people the right to choose their next leader or it's just gonna end in another dictatorship. Believe me, my country had 3 consecutive military coups where in the first two the leader proclaimed himself president. Dictatorship only ended the third time when the military leaders refused to take over and actually held fair elections.
User avatar #37 - masdercheef (10/21/2014) [-]
Fair enough, fair enough.

I wonder if the "Earth Empire" has any proper politicians yet (after the rebuild, that is)? Or if the provincial governors would be suitable for election? Otherwise the two people we've seen who would be possible candidates are Wu and Kuvira and I think we've already seen who is favored.
User avatar #38 - amusingusername (10/21/2014) [-]
Suyin would probably be able to handle it, but I'm not sure if she wants it and her inaction during the crisis did not win her many points. Plus she being part of an autonomous state and all I'm not even sure if they'd let her run for it.

Kuvira has many supporters but I doubt all of the provinces joined her out of free will. Many simply did not have a choice and judging from her threat to Zaofu there could even exist more extreme cases. Many of these could choose Wu just because of this.

If Toph came out of hiding she'd probably have a good chance but she won't because she clearly is out of fucks to give.
#44 - autonomous (10/21/2014) [-]
#45 - amusingusername (10/21/2014) [-]
Don't blame me for a name you chose.
User avatar #46 - autonomous (10/21/2014) [-]
You're the first person to notice actually.
I hear some pretty intriguing conversations on FJ because of it. ^ ^
#24 - lordcaboose (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that she is entirely good, my main problem is that they aren't even trying to portray her as anything other than a cliche power hungry villain. Further more in a world composed of nominally 5 nations 1 of them is democratic and 1 of them doesn't even have a government. Add in the complications of bringing order to an anarchic society and I feel like they lost a lot of potential for a more nuanced story.
User avatar #26 - amusingusername (10/20/2014) [-]
Oh, of course, I agree they could have made it a bit less subtle. However then they would be repeating themselves. As you said they have already used the bait and switch trick with Unalock, its not like we wouldn't be expecting it this time. I'm still not sure if Kuvira is power hungry as we still don't know her motives. Wish for power would, however, be the one that hasn't been done yet in this series. The other options I can see are going to an extreme for a "greater good", as done by Zaheer, or more personal reasons, then again, done by Amon already.
User avatar #27 - amusingusername (10/20/2014) [-]
But yeah, they have built a situation that has great potential. Wasting it on power hunger seems kinda lame.
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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