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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:11/22/2014
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Comment Ranking:#439
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 3440 total,  3598 ,  158
Comment Thumbs: 62313 total,  66783 ,  4470
Content Level Progress: 38% (38/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 68.2% (682/1000)
Level 359 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk → Level 360 Comments: FJ Noble
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#12 - Seriously, dude, what the **** ? I... I guess I th…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on this is an editor for... 0
User avatar #13 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
it's...pretty goddamn bad.
#20 - wimwam (10/24/2014) [-]
Just a thought, what is twitter's policy on harassment and hate speech? You might be able to get the account banned if you report it.
User avatar #21 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
twitter isn't going to look into it unless it's a specific person.
#10 - I ventured into the dark depths of Twitter and read what he's …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/24/2014 on this is an editor for... +11
User avatar #11 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
that's why I plan on deactivating my twitter once this is over.
User avatar #12 - Lambda (10/24/2014) [-]
Seriously, dude, what the fuck? I... I guess I thought there was some future in humanity but after reading twitter for ten minutes I dunno anymore.
I knew people were stupid but dear god, I had no idea it was this bad.
User avatar #13 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
it's...pretty goddamn bad.
#20 - wimwam (10/24/2014) [-]
Just a thought, what is twitter's policy on harassment and hate speech? You might be able to get the account banned if you report it.
User avatar #21 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
twitter isn't going to look into it unless it's a specific person.
#6 - This has to be a troll account.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/24/2014 on this is an editor for... +1
User avatar #9 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
twitter.com/bendreyfuss

yep. not a troll.
User avatar #10 - Lambda (10/24/2014) [-]
I ventured into the dark depths of Twitter and read what he's been tweeting.
I have come to two conclusions. One, this man is an idiot. Two, I do not understand twitter.
twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/524778893157605378
He responds to his own tweet writing stuff like this. I... do normal people on twitter do that? Is this how it's supposed to work?
Fucking twitter, man. I knew there was a reason why I've avoided it until now.
User avatar #11 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
that's why I plan on deactivating my twitter once this is over.
User avatar #12 - Lambda (10/24/2014) [-]
Seriously, dude, what the fuck? I... I guess I thought there was some future in humanity but after reading twitter for ten minutes I dunno anymore.
I knew people were stupid but dear god, I had no idea it was this bad.
User avatar #13 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
it's...pretty goddamn bad.
#20 - wimwam (10/24/2014) [-]
Just a thought, what is twitter's policy on harassment and hate speech? You might be able to get the account banned if you report it.
User avatar #21 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
twitter isn't going to look into it unless it's a specific person.
User avatar #7 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
he's verified as far as I know.
#6 - If you climb up there to check if the gods exist, that's blasp… 10/24/2014 on Lazy Greeks? No waaaay! +1
#21 - actually, it's because they look like kernels of corn. It just… 10/24/2014 on Acorn +16
#60 - Jezebel is a site targeted at women. Of course they're going t…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on That's How Shit Works Now +13
User avatar #158 - defeats (10/24/2014) [-]
Who is Gawker targeted at? I don't see men wanting to watch Hulk Hogan having sex unless he is dropping some sick moves.
User avatar #88 - mrturferpop (10/24/2014) [-]
Both owned by Gawker, unfortunately.
User avatar #92 - Lambda (10/24/2014) [-]
Yes, and nobody should be surprised at Gawker Media. Think about it. By suddenly denouncing their demographic, they're drawing a lot of attention to them and the industry. At the same time, they open themselves up to new viewers, as a chance to change their content and demographic.
Every move so far has been planned very carefully by these companies. And the whole situation is planned such that they will profit from it. Think about it, why else would the executives allow this sort of thing to happen? They wouldn't, unless they stood to gain something for it.

What this whole thing is, is nothing more than a ploy to make some money and expand their businesses. And all these gamergate people are fighting for a false cause, they've been manipulated.
#51 - Picture 10/24/2014 on Anon has a startup idea +4
#65 - Been there done that. I was once asked to drive a motorboat, a… 10/24/2014 on I have no idea who this is 0
#98 - Agreed. 10/24/2014 on Bad Guys 0
#48 - Foreign Affair in my ass. 10/23/2014 on in my ass 0
#18 - **** , I want that 70's microwave so bad. But not … 10/23/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 16 -... 0
#11 - Well, see, I have a lot of work to do. So I'm browsing FJ inst…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on California 0
#12 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Same with me with this one.
#9 - ******* california. I guess that makes sense.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on California 0
#10 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Where you just stalking this post until I replied or something? You replied and read it within 24 seconds.
User avatar #11 - Lambda (10/23/2014) [-]
Well, see, I have a lot of work to do. So I'm browsing FJ instead, and when I saw the notification come up I replied right away.
#12 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Same with me with this one.
#6 - Perhaps the bigger issue here is why the **** is …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2014 on California 0
#8 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
...... read up on past California paranoia health concerns. Some law passed long ago that made anything that seemed to be even remotely related to causing cancer (like a 1 in 100,000,000,000 odds of occurring or something) made that label needed. I know that much.

It's California being overly paranoid health nuts, nothing unusual there at all. The odds that the product is actually related to cancer in any form are abysmally small, and even if it is, the odds of getting cancer from it are just as abysmally small.
User avatar #9 - Lambda (10/23/2014) [-]
Fuckin' california. I guess that makes sense.
#10 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Where you just stalking this post until I replied or something? You replied and read it within 24 seconds.
User avatar #11 - Lambda (10/23/2014) [-]
Well, see, I have a lot of work to do. So I'm browsing FJ instead, and when I saw the notification come up I replied right away.
#12 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Same with me with this one.
#4 - Why is that? Why do they specify california? I can only a…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/23/2014 on California 0
User avatar #19 - themongoose (10/23/2014) [-]
Prop 65. Acrylamide comes from starches heated above a certain temperature and it causes cancer. So french fries, bread, everything you love...
#7 - abcdxyz (10/23/2014) [-]
California's laws require any product that has any ingredients or chemicals that have been linked to cancer to have a label stating they could cause cancer. Combine that with the fact that basically everything causes cancer and then every product has to have the warning label.
#5 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Hell if I know, have always been to lazy to look it up. My point was that the label is insanely common, and yet it's getting a nice amount of thumb ups, which is really fucking stupid.
User avatar #6 - Lambda (10/23/2014) [-]
Perhaps the bigger issue here is why the fuck is this shampoo giving people cancer, and why do people still use it if it does?
#8 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
...... read up on past California paranoia health concerns. Some law passed long ago that made anything that seemed to be even remotely related to causing cancer (like a 1 in 100,000,000,000 odds of occurring or something) made that label needed. I know that much.

It's California being overly paranoid health nuts, nothing unusual there at all. The odds that the product is actually related to cancer in any form are abysmally small, and even if it is, the odds of getting cancer from it are just as abysmally small.
User avatar #9 - Lambda (10/23/2014) [-]
Fuckin' california. I guess that makes sense.
#10 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Where you just stalking this post until I replied or something? You replied and read it within 24 seconds.
User avatar #11 - Lambda (10/23/2014) [-]
Well, see, I have a lot of work to do. So I'm browsing FJ instead, and when I saw the notification come up I replied right away.
#12 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Same with me with this one.
#8 - I had a moment like that once. I was cooking a whole pork shou…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Vegans.. +8
User avatar #22 - CallMeCrisco (10/23/2014) [-]
I had that thought too, probably when I was around eight. After that I decided I wanted to start hunting and slaughtering my own meat.

I hunt and fish, but I can't raise any animals because of my cities laws. But one day I will have my chickens and pigs and goats damnit.

User avatar #13 - ironthrush (10/23/2014) [-]
That's pretty much how I live with it. If I don't eat meat then there's a definite protein and iron deficiency in my diet that can lead to major health issues because I'm too lazy to get supplements and I love the taste of a good hamburger every now and then. So in order to make it slightly more okay I thank whatever is on my plate every time I eat.

Also, if I don't eat meat then it's going to waste away and get thrown out and I feel that the worst thing possible is a pointless death. In a sense eating something makes it's death have meaning. I still hate the fact that things have to die for me to live, but that's how the world works. I'm not here to change things, merely to experience them as they are.

TL;DR: I eat meat because I'm a lazy fuck and I hate to see it go to waste.
User avatar #23 - deficiency (10/23/2014) [-]
same
#21 - That makes more sense. Otherwise it would be a blatant violati… 10/23/2014 on Teen punished +7
#11 - "Hey, [best friend], I just wanted to let you know that m… 10/23/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 7/32 0
#7 - Prop houses serve a variety of productions, and they never thr… 10/23/2014 on Lamp Recycling +1
#13 - Go make yourself a drink and I'll be down in two shakes of a l… 10/23/2014 on At night on FJ +5
#73 - You know, I wonder what would happen if Adobe posted a tweet l… 10/23/2014 on Anti-GG browbeating adobe 0
#29 - Research suggests that the beer quote is an old greek proverb,… 10/22/2014 on wise words to live by 0
#203 - Here's the video of the speech where he announces it.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Just found this on Facebook. +1
User avatar #206 - garaichu (10/22/2014) [-]
Saw it coming, still pushed...

Why...
User avatar #214 - ludislavonac (10/22/2014) [-]
better question is, why the fuck not?
#215 - garaichu (10/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #217 - ludislavonac (10/22/2014) [-]
I actually enjoy that song from time to time
User avatar #219 - garaichu (10/22/2014) [-]
Hey, Rick Astley is perfectly good every-now-and-then music, my friend.
#32 - I'll admit, I hadn't read the actual article. I'm highly … 10/22/2014 on Its finally here 0
#14 - I saw this thing a while ago where a death-row criminal donate… 10/21/2014 on Real Life Morbid Comp... 0
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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