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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:5/29/2016
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Comment Ranking:#3607
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 3444 total,  3603 ,  159
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Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 73.4% (734/1000)
Level 369 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 370 Comments: Immortal
Subscribers:9
Content Views:17194
Times Content Favorited:218 times
Total Comments Made:10510
FJ Points:43597

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#6 - Damn, what an oversight. OP, try right click -> inspect ele…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2015 on For once, lag helped me out +4
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#11 - radicalkid (11/04/2015) [-]
Maybe you can't use inspect element for those computers, at my school we can't use inspect element.
#12 - bloodyrush (11/04/2015) [-]
moving your mouse over it will often show the name at the bottom of the screen.
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#13 - radicalkid (11/04/2015) [-]
Thanks
#78 - I'm tempted to call the number for jones big ass truck rental …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2015 on dope Harmonizator WebM... 0
#89 - ugoboom Comment deleted by Lambda
#113 - What site?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2015 on Building tension 0
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#142 - sanguinemybrother (11/04/2015) [-]
Documenting Reality
#41 - He does appear to be wearing a parachute. Furthermore, the fal… 11/03/2015 on Jew spots penny on floor +1
#3 - >When New Jersey's Action Park sent crash-test dummies down…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2015 on Did you know +22
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#13 - rockamekishiko (11/03/2015) [-]
why was it so horrible?
#2 - PES Film on youtube is the original source. They h…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2015 on K den +43
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#15 - tombobbusama (11/03/2015) [-]
Thanks for giving me a youtube link to a youtube video
#36 - nicktheslayer (11/03/2015) [-]
It's a Youtube link to a Youtube channel.

The channel that made the video.

Not the channel that uploaded the one OP posted.
#5 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
thank you
#9 - source?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2015 on Being a cunt 101 0
#10 - anon (11/02/2015) [-]
context?
#27 - When in doubt, raid the fridge.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2015 on sleepover 0
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#49 - thediamondhack (11/01/2015) [-]
also raid the panties
#75 - It's probably a triplex. 10/31/2015 on We finally did it! 0
#19 - Guess again.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2015 on The new One Punch Man villian 0
#27 - cphj (10/31/2015) [-]
Sunderland?
#7 - Last year in my town a guy went to jail for punching a police …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2015 on The new One Punch Man villian +3
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#24 - civilizedwasteland (10/30/2015) [-]
same law with dogs
#18 - cphj (10/30/2015) [-]
Where abouts are you in Newcastle?
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#19 - Lambda (10/30/2015) [-]
Guess again.
#27 - cphj (10/31/2015) [-]
Sunderland?
#11 - Nothing. 10/28/2015 on lewd robotics 0
#17 - I started putting my phone on silent and only checking it once… 10/28/2015 on Don't Get Upset +1
#16 - I believe the source of the GIF is David Attenborough's Life o… 10/28/2015 on Dam son. 0
#273 - Bigots believe their culture is superior, pure, and sacred, an… 10/28/2015 on UPDATE: I made news. +1
#30 - Comment deleted 10/27/2015 on (untitled) +1
#6 - The idea is you use the second words in place of the former wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2015 on Help for writers +6
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#7 - izazi (10/27/2015) [-]
But very cold isn't freezing... 40 degrees isn't 36

Very afraid isn't terrified... very afraid, you might freeze on the spot... Terrified, you might actually have a heart attack and die.

Very old isn't Ancient... Very old could be a few hundred years, ancient could be well over several thousand...

just saying that you didn't use any good examples to make your point... But I get it...
#8 - anonismouse (10/27/2015) [-]
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Those words are rarely if ever used with any specific limit on their definition. Even freezing often isn't used to mean literally at 32 degrees F, bar scientific papers.
"Ancient could be several thousand years, old means only a couple hundred." ... Who fuckin' says so?
You're applying your personal arbitrary scales to these words that don't exist.
However, you have a point-- not all these are perfect. Fast to quick? That's a minimal improvement. Why not swift, or nimble, or even agile? Same with small to tiny. Try miniscule, infinitesimal. But, they all suffice as synonyms, and the ones you picked have no problems with them.
#2 - Cats invented sarcastic irony. 10/26/2015 on cat comes in through the door +2
#5 - At 0:27 they cut away to a different angle. This is the camera… 10/26/2015 on Top Gear Outtakes - camera... +12
#3 - It didn't scan, so it was free.  [+] (13 new replies) 10/26/2015 on Retail jobs +20
#15 - ugoboom (10/27/2015) [-]
HOLY FUCK AM I TIRED OF HEARING THAT

I've resorted to putting on a straight face and telling them it's double price if it doesn't scan.
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#13 - XxepicwinxX (10/27/2015) [-]
I fucking hate people that say that holy shit

i just say "nah it doesn't work like that"
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#14 - Sorrowscythe (10/27/2015) [-]
Actually, at the place I work at, it does. If something fucks up or the barcode is screwed, shit be free.
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#23 - speedyonbiscuit (10/27/2015) [-]
Lol, retarded policy, just fuck up the barcodes yourself before you go through with them
#22 - slyblade (10/27/2015) [-]
Last place I worked had a 3 step policy,
1. Barcode doesn't scan
2. Input barcodes number manually
3. Check with management (Sometimes items are shelved before the tills were updated, though very rarely). So they can update register.
4. It's free but an announcement is made, someone is then sent to remove them until further notice.
#17 - corps (10/27/2015) [-]
So... What if somebody just purposely messed up the barcodes?
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#18 - Sorrowscythe (10/27/2015) [-]
Then we'd see it. Pretty fucking hard to fuck a barcode without fucking up the packaging.
#19 - corps (10/27/2015) [-]
#20 - Sorrowscythe (10/27/2015) [-]
#12 - IamPinhead (10/27/2015) [-]
Words: "If you can clear it with my manager"
Thoughts: "BY NURGLE I WILL SLASH MY BODY TO RUIN WITH THE FILTHIEST IMPLEMENT IMAGINABLE AND MAKE YOU DRINK THE PUS IF YOU EVER MAKE THAT JOKE AGAIN"
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#11 - fluttergrey (10/27/2015) [-]
You didn't scan, so you must be free tonight.
#9 - robdabob (10/26/2015) [-]
MRW i have to laugh at it every fucking time at the register. HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
#7 - anon (10/26/2015) [-]
fuck everybody who has ever said this in a store seriously
#8 - That paragraph was a wild ride. 10/26/2015 on Every single time +5
#42 - Matter is mostly empty space. 10/25/2015 on Tooth Magnified to the... 0
#137 - The downside to that is wading barefoot across a city street i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2015 on Man Uses his Brain 0
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#138 - cannibalvegan (10/23/2015) [-]
True, but I have no idea what the context of this is and even if the water is dirty I wouldn't care unless I had cuts on my feet or something.
#34 - What good is fast internet if you can't jerk off? 10/23/2015 on Have no penis or no internet? 0
#6 - I like Sammy. 10/23/2015 on DAMMIT SAMMY!!!??? 0
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#72 - lickmeforfree (10/05/2015) [-]
My duty has the King of Flaim is to defend my fellow citizens from what is wicked!
#71 - murrlogic (08/21/2015) [-]
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#64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
#65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
#66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
#67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
#69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
#58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
#59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
#60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
#62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
#61 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
#53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
#48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
#49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
#50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
#52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know..****
#51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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#46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.