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#5 - Oh, well, I suppose that makes sense. 06/12/2015 on Truth 0
#7 - Two things: One, this was from back in January when everybody …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2015 on 4chan on SJWs and reddit +5
#24 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
Where I live there's infomusica, springbash, and prepfest. They're not advertised, no flyers, nothing. They're bring your own drugs, and the artists that play are all volunteers. There's usually a single little stage set up semi-legally in a park and someone brings a truck with a genny and speakers/amps.

springbash was awesome, it was march this year, did a smoking and drinking, listened to some okay music and fucked my girlfriend behind a tree.
User avatar #9 - iloveburzum (06/12/2015) [-]
Tons, the things is they aren't as well advertised. Weird local festivals that aren't super popular basically.
#2 - I didn't know color blindness could prevent one from being a p…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/12/2015 on Truth +8
User avatar #12 - theshinypen (06/12/2015) [-]
As far as i know its technically a police force and being colorblind has a possibility of being a physical detriment in some way.i think i cant join any law enforcement but its worse as a ranger because i may misidentify a dangerous plant
User avatar #4 - myaccountisnew (06/12/2015) [-]
Hikers and such usually wear bright colors so that they stand out, which is good if they get lost and need to be found. Color blindness would negate that. At least, that's my best guess at the reason.
User avatar #9 - myaccountisnew (06/12/2015) [-]
In case anyone's wondering, the deleted comment said:

"Dude, they make glasses now that enable you to see all the colors, look into it man"

I assume he deleted it because I'm not colorblind. I am making this comment so he will have to live with his mistake.
User avatar #19 - theshinypen (06/12/2015) [-]
I think he meant to reply to me
User avatar #25 - myaccountisnew (06/12/2015) [-]
I'd assume so, yeah.
#16 - someoneforamoment (06/12/2015) [-]
thanks, I was wondering.
#6 - legendarysnarf has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - Lambda (06/12/2015) [-]
Oh, well, I suppose that makes sense.
#19 - Yes, you'd think that underwater would be one of the few times…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2015 on Girl on oxygen breather... 0
#29 - keligus (06/12/2015) [-]
well, their legs would still be dead weight, but the chair is excess dead weight
they are paralyzed, they can;t move their legs, at all. not eve a little.
User avatar #31 - Lambda (06/12/2015) [-]
Yes, but you can see, even with the chair, she's able to swim around using just her arms.
#32 - keligus (06/12/2015) [-]
yeh, idk it's got to be some sort of flotation in the chair otherwise she would stink like a stone
User avatar #33 - Lambda (06/12/2015) [-]
The same could be accomplished with a belt. Actually, I think divers have to wear weights, not flotation, because the air tank would pull them to the surface otherwise.
#34 - keligus (06/12/2015) [-]
true enough
#15 - That happens when the two people lock eyes. Ever done that awk…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Cool Psychology Tricks You... 0
#72 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
does it work to bump into a qt3.14 i wonder?
i wouldnt know cuz i dont go outside. / tipping intensifies
#21 - Funnyjunk is the only site on which I still have a history. I'…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Check out these wacky... +2
User avatar #27 - teevee (06/12/2015) [-]
how long have you been here then? also did you delete those accounts?
User avatar #28 - Lambda (06/12/2015) [-]
I've had my FJ account since 2010 but I've been coming here on and off almost since it was created.

If it's permitted, I edit all my past posts to remove the text. Then I wait a while before deleting the account. That way, (hopefully) if the site archives my account once I delete it, it will save only empty posts. Of course, there are some that archive previous versions of edited posts, so it's not perfect. But it is a deterrent to pretty much all but government snooping.
User avatar #29 - teevee (06/12/2015) [-]
huh. this is really my only account. i've been on as just an anon for a little longer.
#44 - I thought exactly the same thing. He lived a good long life an… 06/11/2015 on Rest in peace +16
#40 - It is a measure of volume. It makes more sense to measure butt… 06/11/2015 on Buttar 0
#60 - tumblr pls go  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on RIP /r/fatpeoplehate BANNED... +20
User avatar #183 - garyhasmorebadges (06/11/2015) [-]
Get the salt, wooden stakes, and the crosses... Also get any healthy food, now get the salt and pour a circle around your computer. Once you have that done raise the stake with both of your hands and sacrifice your computer. Now proceed to cover it in the healthy food and lay the cross on it. Squat down and do push-ups and pray to admin. You have now banished tumblr.
#56 - They banned it because their advertisers didn't like it.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/11/2015 on RIP /r/fatpeoplehate BANNED... +11
#57 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

User avatar #123 - nanako (06/11/2015) [-]
"hate speech" is a term invented by the left wing
The meaning of it has gradually evolved over time to be roughly "whatever we want to censor"

Hate speech is still free speech. All speech is valid, and banning anything is a slippery slope
User avatar #203 - pressrtokarthus (06/11/2015) [-]
banning nothing can also results in injustice towards objectively innocent minorities.

the road goes both ways.
User avatar #243 - nanako (06/12/2015) [-]
bullshit, and justice is a completely arbitrary concept.

we have a block feature. If someone is injusticing towards you, you block them and they vanish from your world forever There's nothing people can do through the site ythat you can't easily defend yourself against
User avatar #244 - pressrtokarthus (06/12/2015) [-]
injust laws

ever heard of them?
User avatar #245 - nanako (06/12/2015) [-]
you're talking about the real world now?

The real world has laws against violence, theft, murder, stalking, threatening, etc. If these are properly enforced, discrimination does not exist.

There is no need for special laws for "hate crimes", or banning certain types of speech to avoid offending minorities.
#92 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
They why did they keep r/coontown and other racist subreddits?

When asked about it they said "We're banning behaviors, not ideas."
They're literally condoning racism. Racism is acceptable, but fat hate isn't.
User avatar #60 - Lambda (06/11/2015) [-]
tumblr pls go
User avatar #183 - garyhasmorebadges (06/11/2015) [-]
Get the salt, wooden stakes, and the crosses... Also get any healthy food, now get the salt and pour a circle around your computer. Once you have that done raise the stake with both of your hands and sacrifice your computer. Now proceed to cover it in the healthy food and lay the cross on it. Squat down and do push-ups and pray to admin. You have now banished tumblr.
#59 - I never knew the story behind the Citoren one, I always though… 06/11/2015 on Car Company Logos 0
#14 - Both, I guess. Medic first, then EOD.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on luckiest man alive +4
User avatar #47 - granate (06/10/2015) [-]
More likely EOD first, then medic. Disarm explosive, surgically remove it afterwards.
#2 - Well, generally, it's backed up by violence. 06/09/2015 on Time Out +105
#15 - Man, that new skype interface is terrible. So much wasted space. 06/09/2015 on New Tales from the FJ Skype... 0
#10 - I thought that was spilled antifreeze at first. 06/09/2015 on The Devil's Work +5
#7 - It is true. Every cell is replaced about every seven years EXC…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Da Facts #2 +4
User avatar #13 - adunsaveme (06/09/2015) [-]
our memories define us
so we are always the same person

*soft violin soundtrack*
User avatar #11 - darksideofthebeast (06/09/2015) [-]
Shit's crazy, yo.
#5 - pssst, it's in the title 06/09/2015 on Hancock 0
#6 - I once read an anecdote about some indigenous tribe that was v…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Giant Traffic Lights +79
#12 - profhershellayton (06/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #14 - thefictionalboard (06/09/2015) [-]
I thought the same thing.
Top kek, m89.
#9 - I think we've known for a while how dangerous North Korea is. …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/09/2015 on North Korea +5
#15 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I bet South Korea wouldn't mind owning the North, if not just to benefit their ego.
User avatar #14 - thewilder (06/09/2015) [-]
What about most parts of africa though? I mean, we are actively doing what you just described there.
User avatar #16 - crazyhoboguy (06/09/2015) [-]
that has the white guilt factor though, north korea doesn't.
User avatar #17 - thewilder (06/09/2015) [-]
White guilt factor. Sad how that's a thing.
User avatar #18 - crazyhoboguy (06/09/2015) [-]
Very much so, but bleeding hearts will always exists and want to make you feel bad for the way things are instead of trying to fix them themselves.
#44 - That's Kristen Bell, I think. 06/08/2015 on Unnamed cutie you'll fall... -1
#26 - Because it's starting to get old enough that it's moving out o… 06/08/2015 on at goodwill, an NES costs... 0
#12 - What sort of prowler/thief would be stupid enough to leave obv…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Uh, +31
User avatar #106 - asongulol (06/09/2015) [-]
The kind that kills everyone so there will be no witnesses.
#94 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm reasonably sure that the footprints would end next to the place where the getaway vehicle was parked. What kinda burglar would just carry the stolen goods all the way back to his place?
#74 - atomicjojo (06/09/2015) [-]
if your burglarizing houses, that's already saying wonders about your intelligence...
User avatar #70 - ridivey (06/09/2015) [-]
what else would he do? it's not like he could take snow and fill up the holes, that would leave an even bigger trail.
User avatar #31 - rebornpotato (06/09/2015) [-]
Well people who turn to a life of crime typically aren't the brightest people.
#50 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Fuck you mate, I'm gonna steal your cat now
#86 - herbolifee (06/09/2015) [-]
Implying his cat won't destroy you in a second
User avatar #18 - captainprincess (06/08/2015) [-]
That kind that gets caught and goes to prison

There are quite a few of those
#14 - Not if you had an electronic system automatically control it. 06/08/2015 on Anon on how to commit suicide +3
#43 - "city where it's cloudy and rains all the time" London?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Tumblr Tuesday! Pt. 2 of 2 +17
#50 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, it rains all the time, 24/7/365, in every single part of England. Apparently we'll be submerged by Friday.
#147 - wetharmonica (06/09/2015) [-]
Somebody didn't have his tea today.
User avatar #77 - IamSofaKingdom (06/09/2015) [-]
Why are you upset? Doesn't London make fun of that more than anyone else?
User avatar #107 - incognitoad (06/09/2015) [-]
He probably needs a cup of tea, we get like that sometimes if we go too long without one.
#70 - hopporto (06/08/2015) [-]
#6 - do people really get paid to take these surveys? I get the…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Research Service Job... 0
User avatar #7 - charredenay (06/08/2015) [-]
Yes, sometimes we do pay out on telephone survey but not always. Sometimes the phone survey itself doesn't pay out at all and sometimes the phone survey is to see if you fit the bill for an in-person study such as a taste test or group discussion and if you participate in one of those you'll definitely be compensated.

If you ask "Is this a paid survey?" the interviewer will tell you whether or not it pays out and how much.


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User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
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#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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