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- The video speed isn't constant. Look at his trigger finger, it…
Ah yeah, didn't really notice.
Guess they unslowed for the trigger pull.
- Selection bias. Only the most attractive post photos. …
Is FJ uglier than /b/?
Nigga what you talking
I'm ugly as sin and I posted
- would you rather: Attempt escape, risk additional charges,…
they still murdered someone...
In some countries escaping prison is legal and doesn't get you additional charges, they'll still put you back in though. They justify it with "It's human nature to want to be free". Can't say what country the text is from to check though.
it's swedish, you can tell by the å
Sweden isn't the only country using å you know
yea, one has to look at the combination of the å and the ugly ö and ä letters
hey don't call letters or symbols ugly, åsshöle
I don't care, I just needed an excuse for the joke
the Æ, Ø and the Å are beautiful letters, but the Ö and the Ä are ugly swedish letters...
Danish alphabet 4lyf
You make a convincing case.
- The average criminal is both stupid and cocky. They get lucky …
Police says fuck you
Technically, you can't be branded a criminal if you're smart enough to never get caught.
I guess you're right. :c
- I've tried it. It's oddly satisfying.
When you see it
- Dollar a dick.
i have cancer now
- The tap water chlorine thing really depends on location. Where…
- A bunch of teens didn't discover it, nor is it an oxygen depri…
Choose your favorite!
I was only repeating what I was told. Never knew the details, never really cared.
If you never knew the details and never really cared, then maybe don't spout a bunch of misinformation for no reason?
Seriously, if you don't know and don't care, why'd you feel the need to reply and pretend that you do?
- It's very good.
- I hate CNN, but he hasn't been found guilty in a court of law …
Quite literally recorded himself walking up to and kill the old man. He's also fucking dead now so there's no court process needed.
yeah but what if it was a magic trick
He wasn't dead when the article was written and media outlets can be found guilty of slander for stating guilt before a trial takes place.
You're not a newspaper, so you can say whatever you want. They can't.
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