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#16 - That's so wasteful. How about flexible plastic key covers like… 10/25/2014 on Remote Control +6
#37 - Life is remarkable in that it attempts to defy the order of th…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/25/2014 on this is happening right now +6
#70 - gokusdog (10/25/2014) [-]
sciencexplain please
User avatar #72 - sciencexplain (10/25/2014) [-]
Entropy is basically the process of something naturally going into disorder. If you want to understand it, read the work of Ludwig Boltzmann. It's really complex and I don't know if I can really explain it to you properly in simple terms. Maybe Lambda could help you understand it better than me.
#73 - gokusdog (10/25/2014) [-]
Alright thanks for the help. But one last question, what did he mean by "Life is remarkable in that it attempts to defy the order of the universe by decreasing entropy."
User avatar #86 - Lambda (10/25/2014) [-]
A living organism is a collection of very highly ordered molecules. The second law of thermodynamics states that entropy must always increase, but life decreases entropy.
Of course, thermodynamics wins in the end, but life is still remarkable.
User avatar #74 - sciencexplain (10/25/2014) [-]
If I'm right, it follows the idea that "life is a decrease of entropy, because as it continues, we develop order, which contradicts entropy".
User avatar #61 - Sethorein (10/25/2014) [-]
thank you sun, for making the metric shit-tonne of entropy required to balance out the efforts of life.
#121 - It's different for everyone. There is an old Native Ameri… 10/25/2014 on Seriously? +1
#25 - My grandmother's place is over 100 years old and has a shower …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on Harder to work out than... +7
User avatar #27 - bodeejus (10/25/2014) [-]
You are absolutely correct, my grandparents have the same deal.
#34 - It's because people love conflict, war, fighting, and meanness…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Seriously? +129
User avatar #183 - elcreepo (10/25/2014) [-]
If everyone could just admit to what you just posted

That we literally are all monsters inside, that we like watching things suffer and die as long as it isn't ourselves

The world would be at the very least a little bit more understandable.

It's in our nature to hate, to feel cheated, because to hate someone and gloat in their suffering is to survive and pass on your genes. If you aren't getting the proper share of food like the other subhumans, you're gonna get pissed and possibly even murder to get your "fair share" Rhesus and capacian monies have proven this, and gorillas, our closer cousins- it speaks for itself.

We are a species of competing and fighting to survive. That's all it is. As much as we deny it, as much as we form rigorous rules of society, there's always going to be someone who decides "this person is a dick, they have what I want, they are more beautiful or they get all the attention and I don't, therefore I'm going to make their lives shit"

A fine solution is to clone and enslave a lower class in which we can abuse and torment in hundreds of ways, with no human rights whatsoever. But human rights activists always have to argue that all life is sacred... even when inside, they think that the women who get pregnant as teens are whores who should be stopped from ever conceiving so young through shame.
#155 - ilikepatatas (10/25/2014) [-]
i love you lambda, i will always do, i have no fucking clue why you aren't more popular
#153 - Womens Study Major (10/25/2014) [-]
I AM GOING TO EVIL
#148 - Womens Study Major (10/25/2014) [-]
Doesn't exist inside of me.
User avatar #145 - tazze (10/25/2014) [-]
that was very sith-like, I like you
#111 - harala (10/25/2014) [-]
I really don't have pleasure in hurting people. Some people don't have the urge or pleasure but when they actually do it, they get consumed by the powers of chaos and despair, yeah you know what I mean. Power is fucking terrifying when it is combined with a childlike intelligence.
User avatar #121 - Lambda (10/25/2014) [-]
It's different for everyone.
There is an old Native American saying. Inside everyone, a good wolf and an evil wolf fight for control. Whichever one you feed, will win.

My point is this: inside everyone, there are the seeds of hate and evil. And acting on those seeds, feeding that wolf, it results in a positive-feedback system, a downward spiral that's not easily stoppable.
So, not everyone will eventually descend into hate. I'm always very careful, constantly making sure that I myself do not fall victim to it. But anyone can.
User avatar #87 - robotvoice (10/25/2014) [-]
thats some 1984 two minutes of hate shit right there.
#60 - youlikeme (10/25/2014) [-]
was going to thumb until I saw "There is no greater pleasure for a human being, than hurting another", which is just wrong. Even when you are hurting someone you know you are doing something wrong, which makes that pleasure tainted. Loving someone, is a pure feeling of joy, however.
User avatar #58 - brucekillah (10/25/2014) [-]
I concur
User avatar #55 - mrjbrown (10/25/2014) [-]
Now I'm not disagreeing with you, but I just like to be left the fuck alone and i don't particularly like people in general . . . but that's just me.
User avatar #51 - nikitap (10/25/2014) [-]
And dont forget that these man-child burning arguments between gamergate and anti-gamergate are giving some smart people money.
#49 - nonanonnon (10/25/2014) [-]
I dunno, petting kittens I've generally found more pleasurable than hurting people, but I guess I'm just weird.

Box of Kittens
#2 - He was caught soon afterwards. I'll bet that if he had skipped…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on New Mugshot +2
#3 - Womens Study Major (10/24/2014) [-]
He escaped (or the account is fake)
#3 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Happy Birthday..shit. +96
#11 - KrazyKitteh (10/24/2014) [-]
#8 - foelkera (10/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - zaxzwim (10/24/2014) [-]
i liked Ben..
#32 - Congrats. When do you think you'll be able to comfortably sit … 10/24/2014 on Sex +30
#40 - Well I guess he got what he wanted. 10/24/2014 on Straight to the point +2
#13 - Picture 10/24/2014 on BOOM +46
#18 - Oh damn, man, I miss going for hikes in the woods, when I live… 10/24/2014 on If you go out in the woods... +1
#92 - Yes, and nobody should be surprised at Gawker Media. Think abo… 10/24/2014 on That's How Shit Works Now +1
#12 - Seriously, dude, what the **** ? I... I guess I th…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on this is an editor for... 0
User avatar #13 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
it's...pretty goddamn bad.
#20 - wimwam (10/24/2014) [-]
Just a thought, what is twitter's policy on harassment and hate speech? You might be able to get the account banned if you report it.
User avatar #21 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
twitter isn't going to look into it unless it's a specific person.
#10 - I ventured into the dark depths of Twitter and read what he's …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/24/2014 on this is an editor for... +11
User avatar #11 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
that's why I plan on deactivating my twitter once this is over.
User avatar #12 - Lambda (10/24/2014) [-]
Seriously, dude, what the fuck? I... I guess I thought there was some future in humanity but after reading twitter for ten minutes I dunno anymore.
I knew people were stupid but dear god, I had no idea it was this bad.
User avatar #13 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
it's...pretty goddamn bad.
#20 - wimwam (10/24/2014) [-]
Just a thought, what is twitter's policy on harassment and hate speech? You might be able to get the account banned if you report it.
User avatar #21 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
twitter isn't going to look into it unless it's a specific person.
#6 - This has to be a troll account.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/24/2014 on this is an editor for... +1
User avatar #9 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
twitter.com/bendreyfuss

yep. not a troll.
User avatar #10 - Lambda (10/24/2014) [-]
I ventured into the dark depths of Twitter and read what he's been tweeting.
I have come to two conclusions. One, this man is an idiot. Two, I do not understand twitter.
twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/524778893157605378
He responds to his own tweet writing stuff like this. I... do normal people on twitter do that? Is this how it's supposed to work?
Fucking twitter, man. I knew there was a reason why I've avoided it until now.
User avatar #11 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
that's why I plan on deactivating my twitter once this is over.
User avatar #12 - Lambda (10/24/2014) [-]
Seriously, dude, what the fuck? I... I guess I thought there was some future in humanity but after reading twitter for ten minutes I dunno anymore.
I knew people were stupid but dear god, I had no idea it was this bad.
User avatar #13 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
it's...pretty goddamn bad.
#20 - wimwam (10/24/2014) [-]
Just a thought, what is twitter's policy on harassment and hate speech? You might be able to get the account banned if you report it.
User avatar #21 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
twitter isn't going to look into it unless it's a specific person.
User avatar #7 - huntergriff (10/24/2014) [-]
he's verified as far as I know.
#6 - If you climb up there to check if the gods exist, that's blasp… 10/24/2014 on Lazy Greeks? No waaaay! +1
#21 - actually, it's because they look like kernels of corn. It just… 10/24/2014 on Acorn +16
#60 - Jezebel is a site targeted at women. Of course they're going t…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on That's How Shit Works Now +13
User avatar #158 - defeats (10/24/2014) [-]
Who is Gawker targeted at? I don't see men wanting to watch Hulk Hogan having sex unless he is dropping some sick moves.
User avatar #88 - mrturferpop (10/24/2014) [-]
Both owned by Gawker, unfortunately.
User avatar #92 - Lambda (10/24/2014) [-]
Yes, and nobody should be surprised at Gawker Media. Think about it. By suddenly denouncing their demographic, they're drawing a lot of attention to them and the industry. At the same time, they open themselves up to new viewers, as a chance to change their content and demographic.
Every move so far has been planned very carefully by these companies. And the whole situation is planned such that they will profit from it. Think about it, why else would the executives allow this sort of thing to happen? They wouldn't, unless they stood to gain something for it.

What this whole thing is, is nothing more than a ploy to make some money and expand their businesses. And all these gamergate people are fighting for a false cause, they've been manipulated.
#51 - Picture 10/24/2014 on Anon has a startup idea +4
#65 - Been there done that. I was once asked to drive a motorboat, a… 10/24/2014 on I have no idea who this is 0
#98 - Agreed. 10/24/2014 on Bad Guys 0
#48 - Foreign Affair in my ass. 10/23/2014 on in my ass 0
#18 - **** , I want that 70's microwave so bad. But not … 10/23/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 16 -... 0
#11 - Well, see, I have a lot of work to do. So I'm browsing FJ inst…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on California 0
#12 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Same with me with this one.
#9 - ******* california. I guess that makes sense.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on California 0
#10 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Where you just stalking this post until I replied or something? You replied and read it within 24 seconds.
User avatar #11 - Lambda (10/23/2014) [-]
Well, see, I have a lot of work to do. So I'm browsing FJ instead, and when I saw the notification come up I replied right away.
#12 - zyketor (10/23/2014) [-]
Same with me with this one.
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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