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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:7/03/2015
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Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:9975
FJ Points:38887

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#11 - Greenland's just like, "whatever". 05/23/2015 on earth lapse +1
#289 - Radar detectors are illegal in two states, and only those stat… 05/23/2015 on Fact comp #9 0
#161 - You're a police officer? I'd like to ask you something. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on not even safe in your own home 0
User avatar #175 - policexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
I am. =)
I'm assuming you're in the US. Okay, so it's not illegal to go for a walk at night. First Amendment and all that. If the cops stop you, just be cool. Answer their questions and show them your ID.
Now, technically, you won't have to say anything, since, in your scenario, they have no probable cause to detain you. However, you don't know all the details. It's possible that somebody of similar description to you has recently broken into houses nearby, in which case they would have PC to detain you and failure to follow their orders could be considered resisting/ delaying.
Another thing you could do, especially if you live in a small, friendly town, is call the department or talk to an officer and explain the situation. Tell them that you go for walks and noticed that there are suspicious person calls the area and at the time that you're walking.
Just be a nice guy and you won't have anything to worry about from the cops.
#18 - I honestly thought the selfie stick was just a big joke. Then …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Dangers of Using a Selfie... +31
#72 - normiefag (05/23/2015) [-]
Yeah I hate when other people do things that don't affect me
#55 - John Cena (05/23/2015) [-]
Never used one, but i don't see the problem, i think they seem quite practical for a good photo if you want a wide view, or one from a high-ish angle, not everyone wants to ask a stranger to take a photo for them, or give them their phone/camera and they wouldn't be able to get high angles anyway
#36 - He does it for the hell of it. For its own sake. Just because.… 05/23/2015 on Determination +10
#54 - That's helpful, though. It suggests that the problem isn't uni…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Steam not launching +1
User avatar #58 - Einsty (05/21/2015) [-]
True that. This is how I found my thinkpad dock was not faulty, it was just lenovo sucking at making docks. Big time. They had the same problem for the last three generations at least. All solved by cramming a coin in the back.
#33 - Third Reichcycle. 05/21/2015 on Desc. 0
#9 - SHOULD be used wisely. In practice you end up doing **** … 05/20/2015 on Sudo overules +2
#19 - If that is moe, what is kawaii?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on The Larval Stage of a Moe... 0
User avatar #20 - OtisMcWonderful (05/20/2015) [-]
They're very similar. It's hard for something that is moe to not be kawaii, but at the same time, something that is kawaii isn't always moe. As far as I can tell, moe refers to how it makes the viewer feel rather than it simply being objectively cute. So something that you find moe may not be moe to someone else, if that makes sense. It doesn't have a direct translation to anything specific like kawaii does to cute, from what I've heard.

You'll have to ask someone that cared enough at one point to actually find out the difference if you want a more detailed explanation. I haven't quite fallen that far into the weeaboo hole.
#22 - John Cena (05/20/2015) [-]
Kawaii is cute, moe means it makes you feel hot/horny. Moetei or whatever english letters for sounds being similar to burn or burning sounds
#10 - What does "moe" even mean?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2015 on The Larval Stage of a Moe... 0
#17 - OtisMcWonderful (05/20/2015) [-]
This webm will tell you everything you need to know.
User avatar #19 - Lambda (05/20/2015) [-]
If that is moe, what is kawaii?
User avatar #20 - OtisMcWonderful (05/20/2015) [-]
They're very similar. It's hard for something that is moe to not be kawaii, but at the same time, something that is kawaii isn't always moe. As far as I can tell, moe refers to how it makes the viewer feel rather than it simply being objectively cute. So something that you find moe may not be moe to someone else, if that makes sense. It doesn't have a direct translation to anything specific like kawaii does to cute, from what I've heard.

You'll have to ask someone that cared enough at one point to actually find out the difference if you want a more detailed explanation. I haven't quite fallen that far into the weeaboo hole.
#22 - John Cena (05/20/2015) [-]
Kawaii is cute, moe means it makes you feel hot/horny. Moetei or whatever english letters for sounds being similar to burn or burning sounds
#16 - killjoyus (05/20/2015) [-]
this should answer every question you have
User avatar #12 - skyrimdovah (05/20/2015) [-]
I think overly-cute
#6 - Yes, throughout all of human history, tallness was considered …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/18/2015 on manlets -12
#13 - Zaxplab (05/19/2015) [-]
>when people who don't know genetics try to talk genetics



go on. call me a manlet now
#10 - wanagoloco (05/19/2015) [-]
To be fair if we approaching this sexual attractiveness from an evolutionary standpoint, the traits that most species innately seek are those that are suggestive of being the best at survival/further propagation. in different environments the same species will seek different traits based on the differing factors in said in environments. In a climate of perpetual scarcity (or perceived scarcity) a smaller body may be found to be more desirable (requires less nutrition to sustain for instance a smaller body requires fewer calories to maintain weight and function). So it is POSSIBLE that ubercookieboy isn't so much defective as much as influenced by his perceived environmental factors.
User avatar #64 - commontroll (05/19/2015) [-]
However, a larger body means you're successful enough to hunt/gather enough food to feed yourself. Height is usually based off of diet rather than genetics. At least a good amount anyway.
User avatar #102 - thijsofbodom (05/19/2015) [-]
can you like... back that up?
User avatar #107 - commontroll (05/19/2015) [-]
I mean, you just have to look at how much height on average has changed. It hardly changed at all for thousands of years except by region, with fertile lands always having taller people, but now that we have more proteins in our diets with less effort, we are growing taller. The younger generations in China and Japan, nations known for their short populace, are getting much taller than older generations for example.

On an individual level, genetics play a large part on height, but even then diet is incredibly important. Add in that we eat meats with growth hormones too, and you end up with kids that eat lots of meat growing up, being taller and bigger in general. I mean, it's not exactly a new theory on how much diet affects height.
User avatar #110 - thijsofbodom (05/19/2015) [-]
>Height is usually based off of diet rather than genetics

that line right there is what I'm getting at. my mom is 1.60m and my dad is 1.72m so not in any way was there a possibility of me getting tall, even though I followed a diet that enhances natural growing during my entire puberty
I am now 1.70m

you're saying I would've been even smaller if it wasn't for that diet because that smells like bullshit
User avatar #111 - commontroll (05/19/2015) [-]
I mean, it's true that you would have been shorter if you didn't eat well. What I meant to say is that diet has a much larger part in height than people give it credit for. And it also really depends on when you started eating that way. I doubt you started eating that diet when you were prepubescent for example.
#115 - thijsofbodom (05/19/2015) [-]
commontroll.. gotRekt
User avatar #117 - commontroll (05/19/2015) [-]
www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-much-of-human-height/

At most genetics are as much as 80% of the deciding factor, in mostly white places from what I was just skimming through. Meanwhile China has places with only 65% being genetic.

It's easily enough to add several inches, which can be the deciding factor between manlet and man.
User avatar #7 - ubercookieboy (05/18/2015) [-]
It's only defective if it's a disadvantage
#14 - "how do i deal with all these emotions?" Maratho… 05/18/2015 on the best. 0
#6 - Monday morning. 05/18/2015 on title 0
#6 - Oil. It's pretty much the only thing they've got over there ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on how rich kids make friends 0
User avatar #8 - pirateseatcarrots (05/18/2015) [-]
Makes you wonder if anyone would think anything of the middle east if there wasn't any oil.
User avatar #7 - bitofatit (05/18/2015) [-]
its like every single one of these fuckers are dirt rich :l
#13 - Isn't any distinction between us and nature purely arbitrary? … 05/18/2015 on Gaia 0
#45 - Who is this Whedon guy and what did he do? I don't pay attenti…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on You've made your bed 0
#55 - digitalmasterx (05/17/2015) [-]
whedon directs avengers movie

was a feminist
1 movie later
feminists want his head on a stick
#57 - The number of 30+ guys is pretty disturbing.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on (untitled) +24
#67 - flapz (05/17/2015) [-]
some of them is the same guy multiple times though.
Not that I think it makes it any less disturbing
#21 - Picture 05/17/2015 on Running for his life. +1
#24 - Elemental mercury is almost harmless. It can't be absorbed int…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on Having a ball +1
User avatar #25 - indeef (05/17/2015) [-]
oh ok thank you
#17 - You cannot swim in it. You're not dense enough. You'd just flo…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Having a ball 0
#26 - admiralaverage (05/18/2015) [-]
I want to float on the surface of it like that guy
User avatar #20 - indeef (05/17/2015) [-]
i dont know much about mercury but isnt it lethal and that would kill him?
User avatar #24 - Lambda (05/17/2015) [-]
Elemental mercury is almost harmless. It can't be absorbed into the body. Mercury is deadly when it's in soluble compounds, which can be absorbed into the body. It also will evaporate over time, and the vapor can be harmful. That's why it's important to be careful with mercury, if you spill it and it just stays in corners or under floorboards, the vapor could be harmful over time.
But no, that would not kill you. But if you did it ever day for an extended period of time, it might.
User avatar #25 - indeef (05/17/2015) [-]
oh ok thank you
User avatar #23 - thebrownbomber (05/17/2015) [-]
I'm fairly certain elemental mercury is extremely difficult for the human body to absorb.
#67 - Too bad it's only worth $15.00. 05/17/2015 on About time +1
#27 - The small trees in the background are intact. This must be art. 05/17/2015 on I hate it when people park... 0
#92 - Looking at the prices for DDR3 memory, the average cost seems … 05/17/2015 on Talking to stupid people... 0
#36 - Well I am honored.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on I got my first tattoo +1
#48 - tapeboy (05/17/2015) [-]
you should be my body is a temple and i only adorn it with the most sacred of pictographs.
#3 - This image might be of use someday.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2015 on She knows all your secrets +8
User avatar #8 - danmegaflakes (05/17/2015) [-]
itsthetie, is that you?
User avatar #7 - philopsychological (05/17/2015) [-]
'' Bruh ''

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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