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#129 - That was so disappointing. I loved Sinfest, I read it for a lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2016 on What feminists think the... 0
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#167 - kennyh (04/29/2016) [-]
When it happened all I could imagine is him actually getting a girlfriend for the first time in his life who happened to be a sour stomached angry feminist who constantly berated him and demanded him write those things.
#92 - I would hope that immediately after, they would come out with …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2016 on How to destroy a relationship +2
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#93 - johnnyiscool (04/23/2016) [-]
This is true. But I would guess that she'd still probably be upset.
#3 - I'd be more worried about the chocolate.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/21/2016 on pupper ate a pot brownie +25
#11 - europe (04/21/2016) [-]
I'm tired of this myth
Taurine, the supposedly dangerous substance for dogs in chocolate, is only dangerous to them in ridiculous amounts that wouldn't happen even if they ate an entire bar of chocolate
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#15 - nudybooty (04/21/2016) [-]
Please, NEVER get a pet. I don't want a dog to die because you're retarded.
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#16 - europe (04/21/2016) [-]
Gonna get 5 dogs right now fgt
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#17 - nudybooty (04/21/2016) [-]
The second you walk into a store to get dogs they will instantly deny you because they have policys against giving pets to inbred's.
#18 - europe (04/21/2016) [-]
Then I go to a shelter
Or heck, get them from some random litter from a random person whose dog just had a litter
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#14 - OddityInfintas (04/21/2016) [-]
Fucking nope! Chocolate actually is really dangerous for dogs, the type and density matters, but don't feed any dog chocolate, ever, for any reason. A bite off a brownie won't kill it, but a dog that small will likely have a stomach ache and diarrhea, but a bite of bakers chocolate and that dog would have been dead.

Please don't spread misinformation about dog safety, it's a complicated issue and people tend not to fully appreciate how different a dog's health needs are from a humans.

The ASPCA has chocolate listed in their official list of toxins to dogs, and there are cases every year of dogs who die or get very sick because of chocolate.
#13 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
Are you muslim that hates dogs or just ignorant?
its not myht and its not taurine but teobromine you faggot
even inbreds know that chocolate is dangerous 4 dogs
#19 - asotil (04/21/2016) [-]
>"Are you a dog hating Muslim?"
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#10 - xedeid (04/21/2016) [-]
Chocolate sin't really a big deal, it's bad but a little won't do any real damage.
What you really have to watch for is grapes. Just like 2-3 grapes could kill a dog that size.
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#8 - messerschmidt (04/21/2016) [-]
My dachshund RIP you little neurotic doggo once ate 3/4 of a dark chocolate bar, I thought that she was going to die but she just puked all the time, she puked so much that after about 20 minutes she didn't even bother to open her mouth so it kinda just seeped out of her. After about an hour of almost constant puking she was alright
#5 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
IIRC, dogs are highest risk when eating DARK chocolate. All chocolate is bad for them, but I think they likelihood of them dying/having severe reactions is only if they get into dark chocolate.

I'm no expert through.
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#6 - reddogfri (04/21/2016) [-]
yeah its based on how much theobromine is in the chocolate. mostly its in dark chocolate or unsweetened bakers chocolate.

thankfully most dogs tend to actually lean towards eating milk chocolate because it smells nicer and tastes sweeter then dark. although it wont be lethal it can make them very sick by building up gas. since dogs cant burp or expel gas as easily as us it can expand the stomach till its very painful for them.

that's why dogs tend to get there stomach pumped after eating a large amount of chocolate. to keep things from rupturing from gas build up.
#7 - Somebody said "happy holidays" to me today. It took … 04/21/2016 on 4/20 +1
#8 - hello boys  [+] (6 new replies) 04/19/2016 on When you taste something... +94
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#42 - harbingerwolf (04/19/2016) [-]
Holy fucking shit, i never knew there were any other animals besides some monkies with human style tiddies, thats hilarious.
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#49 - anonomoz (04/19/2016) [-]
they are mammals, also called tiddidia
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#14 - negetiv (04/19/2016) [-]
Post this shit in nsfw you monster
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#2 - Yeah who buys a couch like that? 04/17/2016 on I'd prefer a sex novel 0
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#6 - I did some searching too and I also came up with nothing. I th… 04/16/2016 on 4chan 42 0
#7 - I'd like to be furious, but really, when I'm stuck in traffic …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2016 on Good lookin' out +47
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#18 - peterdeen (04/15/2016) [-]
I'm envious of the guys in Cali because when I'm stuck in traffic here in Maine, I really wish I could just zip through. But I'm basically Canadian and that would be impolite.
#23 - This type of wheel is called a split ring wheel, also referred…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2016 on The dog did it +41
#45 - raxorflazor (04/13/2016) [-]
Yeah, just take a look at the ground too, the ring left a huge imprint into it. Damn.
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#43 - volcanicdiarrhea (04/13/2016) [-]
Can confirm.
Worked in the warehouse of a truck dealership and repair shop.
One day, a newbie was showing off in the shop.
He thought he knew how to handle split rims, but was sadly mistaken.
Ring blew out and took the lower half of both arms clean off.
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#52 - cosmicapprentice (04/29/2016) [-]
That must have been a real morbid thing to see.
#38 - anon (04/13/2016) [-]
This guy is right. The guy above him is wrong.

Source: 3 years tire experience and have worked on split rims myself