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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:7/29/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:10049
FJ Points:39100

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#3 - But you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.  [+] (16 new replies) 06/14/2015 on Pudding +296
User avatar #47 - roguekek (06/15/2015) [-]
I'll eat your meat
#42 - rainbowrush (06/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #37 - pinkfloyd (06/15/2015) [-]
How are you going to say that with out inviting me to sing along?
User avatar #70 - unforgivenfive (06/15/2015) [-]
Im so glad I added you as a friend.

youre still my favorite band after all this time bb
User avatar #102 - therockofshame (06/15/2015) [-]
My Pal Foot Foot - The Shaggs >implying the shaggs arent the best band to ever exist
User avatar #35 - callumelson (06/15/2015) [-]
Absolute rubbish laddy
User avatar #24 - butteryweiner (06/15/2015) [-]
YOU! YES YOU!
STAND STILL LADDY!
#13 - cursedfool (06/15/2015) [-]
Fancies himself a poet
#12 - Zaxplab (06/15/2015) [-]
meat pudding?
User avatar #8 - drongus (06/14/2015) [-]
HEY, TEACHER
User avatar #11 - djvapid (06/14/2015) [-]
LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE
User avatar #34 - cantfindausername (06/15/2015) [-]
Bum bumm ba ba-dum bumm
Bum bumm ba ba-dum bumm
#103 - hairibar (06/15/2015) [-]
All in all it's just another brick in the wall
User avatar #5 - symmiie (06/14/2015) [-]
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?!
User avatar #14 - nykis (06/15/2015) [-]
POETRY EVERYBODY! POETRY!
User avatar #15 - edgenotedgy (06/15/2015) [-]
WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A POET!
#5 - I thought this too, so I spied on my friends. Turns out it was true.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/14/2015 on I know this feel +61
#68 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
Yeah. We just find it hilarious to make you feel good.
Haha, you're such a faggot.
User avatar #58 - SwiftNinja (06/15/2015) [-]
That would possibly be the worst feeling ever (besides the obvious drowning in molten iron)
User avatar #20 - Zaxplab (06/15/2015) [-]
story?
User avatar #66 - Lambda (06/15/2015) [-]
I had a microphone in place for some time, but I think they suspected that I would bug the apartment, because I do a lot with microphones, I never heard them say anything of substance.
But one day my roommate left his account logged in on his computer, so I copied off his Skype history and grepped through it for any mention of me. They had a lot of private talks about how tired they were of me, and how much I annoyed them. So I just stopped talking to them any more than absolutely necessary, and they seemed content with that.
#70 - iwillnotforgetthis (06/15/2015) [-]
...and you wonder why they hate you?
User avatar #76 - Lambda (06/15/2015) [-]
Well, I never started bugging the place until I already had reason to think that they might have turned against me.
#30 - damianblu (06/15/2015) [-]
He spied on his friends.
It turns out it was true.

Gosh can't you read?
#65 - speedy turtle (06/15/2015) [-]
molten iron
User avatar #12 - damianblu (06/15/2015) [-]
Oh hey me too just recently.
#13 - My reaction to PDAs 06/13/2015 on PDAs 0
#20 - Simple: the fat people one attracted more attention.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2015 on admin's fav porn sites +13
User avatar #63 - nickypickle (06/14/2015) [-]
no, its because of SJW reddshit mods always trying to justify their bullshit actions behind "safeness" and "harassment" but really, its just to protect their fucking social agendas
#37 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
"A decently large portion of our userbase agrees with this thing. Let's ban it. No way that'll be a bad idea."
#39 - ssjkirby (06/14/2015) [-]
The people who were against fat people hate were probably pretty large too.
#15 - At least it's not walmart. 06/13/2015 on Target store has a giant... 0
#45 - What if a different portion of the letters are missing every t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2015 on what it’s like to read... 0
User avatar #48 - sketchysketchist (06/13/2015) [-]
If that were the case, then he'd be right.
But he makes it seem like dyslexia creates a new language writing system.
#21 - Honestly, I think it's a cultural difference. Black people ar… 06/13/2015 on White kids 0
#12 - so it's like minecraft, but instead of a huge procedurally-gen…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on 5 facts about No Man's Sky 0
#17 - tacoperson (06/12/2015) [-]
yes it is a game that is procedurally generated. Other than that no it's not really anything like minecraft.
#11 - Salvia, probably. 06/12/2015 on Just a ride 0
#29 - Yeah but this actually ******* happens.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on Rich kids +2
User avatar #60 - winstonwolfe (06/12/2015) [-]
I remember that one.
#33 - The same could be accomplished with a belt. Actually, I think …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on Girl on oxygen breather... 0
#34 - keligus (06/12/2015) [-]
true enough
#31 - Yes, but you can see, even with the chair, she's able to swim …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2015 on Girl on oxygen breather... 0
#32 - keligus (06/12/2015) [-]
yeh, idk it's got to be some sort of flotation in the chair otherwise she would stink like a stone
User avatar #33 - Lambda (06/12/2015) [-]
The same could be accomplished with a belt. Actually, I think divers have to wear weights, not flotation, because the air tank would pull them to the surface otherwise.
#34 - keligus (06/12/2015) [-]
true enough
#28 - I've had my FJ account since 2010 but I've been coming here on…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on Check out these wacky... +1
User avatar #29 - teevee (06/12/2015) [-]
huh. this is really my only account. i've been on as just an anon for a little longer.
#3 - Again, they pulled these subreddits because of advertisment. L… 06/12/2015 on Game of Reddit 0
#5 - Oh, well, I suppose that makes sense. 06/12/2015 on Truth 0
#7 - Two things: One, this was from back in January when everybody …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2015 on 4chan on SJWs and reddit +5
#24 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
Where I live there's infomusica, springbash, and prepfest. They're not advertised, no flyers, nothing. They're bring your own drugs, and the artists that play are all volunteers. There's usually a single little stage set up semi-legally in a park and someone brings a truck with a genny and speakers/amps.

springbash was awesome, it was march this year, did a smoking and drinking, listened to some okay music and fucked my girlfriend behind a tree.
User avatar #9 - iloveburzum (06/12/2015) [-]
Tons, the things is they aren't as well advertised. Weird local festivals that aren't super popular basically.
#2 - I didn't know color blindness could prevent one from being a p…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/12/2015 on Truth +8
User avatar #12 - theshinypen (06/12/2015) [-]
As far as i know its technically a police force and being colorblind has a possibility of being a physical detriment in some way.i think i cant join any law enforcement but its worse as a ranger because i may misidentify a dangerous plant
User avatar #4 - myaccountisnew (06/12/2015) [-]
Hikers and such usually wear bright colors so that they stand out, which is good if they get lost and need to be found. Color blindness would negate that. At least, that's my best guess at the reason.
User avatar #9 - myaccountisnew (06/12/2015) [-]
In case anyone's wondering, the deleted comment said:

"Dude, they make glasses now that enable you to see all the colors, look into it man"

I assume he deleted it because I'm not colorblind. I am making this comment so he will have to live with his mistake.
User avatar #19 - theshinypen (06/12/2015) [-]
I think he meant to reply to me
User avatar #25 - myaccountisnew (06/12/2015) [-]
I'd assume so, yeah.
#16 - someoneforamoment (06/12/2015) [-]
thanks, I was wondering.
#6 - legendarysnarf has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - Lambda (06/12/2015) [-]
Oh, well, I suppose that makes sense.
#19 - Yes, you'd think that underwater would be one of the few times…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2015 on Girl on oxygen breather... 0
#29 - keligus (06/12/2015) [-]
well, their legs would still be dead weight, but the chair is excess dead weight
they are paralyzed, they can;t move their legs, at all. not eve a little.
User avatar #31 - Lambda (06/12/2015) [-]
Yes, but you can see, even with the chair, she's able to swim around using just her arms.
#32 - keligus (06/12/2015) [-]
yeh, idk it's got to be some sort of flotation in the chair otherwise she would stink like a stone
User avatar #33 - Lambda (06/12/2015) [-]
The same could be accomplished with a belt. Actually, I think divers have to wear weights, not flotation, because the air tank would pull them to the surface otherwise.
#34 - keligus (06/12/2015) [-]
true enough
#15 - That happens when the two people lock eyes. Ever done that awk…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Cool Psychology Tricks You... 0
#72 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
does it work to bump into a qt3.14 i wonder?
i wouldnt know cuz i dont go outside. / tipping intensifies
#21 - Funnyjunk is the only site on which I still have a history. I'…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Check out these wacky... +2
User avatar #27 - teevee (06/12/2015) [-]
how long have you been here then? also did you delete those accounts?
User avatar #28 - Lambda (06/12/2015) [-]
I've had my FJ account since 2010 but I've been coming here on and off almost since it was created.

If it's permitted, I edit all my past posts to remove the text. Then I wait a while before deleting the account. That way, (hopefully) if the site archives my account once I delete it, it will save only empty posts. Of course, there are some that archive previous versions of edited posts, so it's not perfect. But it is a deterrent to pretty much all but government snooping.
User avatar #29 - teevee (06/12/2015) [-]
huh. this is really my only account. i've been on as just an anon for a little longer.
#44 - I thought exactly the same thing. He lived a good long life an… 06/11/2015 on Rest in peace +16
#40 - It is a measure of volume. It makes more sense to measure butt… 06/11/2015 on Buttar 0
#60 - tumblr pls go  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on RIP /r/fatpeoplehate BANNED... +20
User avatar #183 - garyhasmorebadges (06/11/2015) [-]
Get the salt, wooden stakes, and the crosses... Also get any healthy food, now get the salt and pour a circle around your computer. Once you have that done raise the stake with both of your hands and sacrifice your computer. Now proceed to cover it in the healthy food and lay the cross on it. Squat down and do push-ups and pray to admin. You have now banished tumblr.
#56 - They banned it because their advertisers didn't like it.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/11/2015 on RIP /r/fatpeoplehate BANNED... +11
#57 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
THEY BANNED IT BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY HATE SPEECH


LITERALLY
User avatar #123 - nanako (06/11/2015) [-]
"hate speech" is a term invented by the left wing
The meaning of it has gradually evolved over time to be roughly "whatever we want to censor"

Hate speech is still free speech. All speech is valid, and banning anything is a slippery slope
User avatar #203 - pressrtokarthus (06/11/2015) [-]
banning nothing can also results in injustice towards objectively innocent minorities.

the road goes both ways.
User avatar #243 - nanako (06/12/2015) [-]
bullshit, and justice is a completely arbitrary concept.

we have a block feature. If someone is injusticing towards you, you block them and they vanish from your world forever There's nothing people can do through the site ythat you can't easily defend yourself against
User avatar #244 - pressrtokarthus (06/12/2015) [-]
injust laws

ever heard of them?
User avatar #245 - nanako (06/12/2015) [-]
you're talking about the real world now?

The real world has laws against violence, theft, murder, stalking, threatening, etc. If these are properly enforced, discrimination does not exist.

There is no need for special laws for "hate crimes", or banning certain types of speech to avoid offending minorities.
#92 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
They why did they keep r/coontown and other racist subreddits?

When asked about it they said "We're banning behaviors, not ideas."
They're literally condoning racism. Racism is acceptable, but fat hate isn't.
User avatar #60 - Lambda (06/11/2015) [-]
tumblr pls go
User avatar #183 - garyhasmorebadges (06/11/2015) [-]
Get the salt, wooden stakes, and the crosses... Also get any healthy food, now get the salt and pour a circle around your computer. Once you have that done raise the stake with both of your hands and sacrifice your computer. Now proceed to cover it in the healthy food and lay the cross on it. Squat down and do push-ups and pray to admin. You have now banished tumblr.
#59 - I never knew the story behind the Citoren one, I always though… 06/11/2015 on Car Company Logos 0

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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