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#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Oopse! I'm fooled +159
#40 - nerdymonika Comment deleted by Lambda
#5 - gittons Comment deleted by Lambda
#15 - "Local politicians have defended the ordinance, saying th… 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#8 - **** like this is what makes me distrust the news media. 11/03/2014 on #EbolainDoritos +53
#38 - You're in luck, then. Here's how you build it:  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Nothing 0
User avatar #43 - heartbleed (11/03/2014) [-]
Thx m8
#37 - I actually did some research into this. They didn't use incand…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Nothing 0
User avatar #40 - wazoowonseventeen (11/03/2014) [-]
color me more impressed, thanks for that
#8 - It's really too bad that Hitler ruined the Chaplin mustache. 11/03/2014 on beards +2
#30 - My guess? A combination of desperation, a burning desire to be…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Women be like +14
User avatar #64 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/03/2014) [-]
this is why most young black boys join gangs. Easy money, respected/feared and you're kind of a part of a "family". Being part of a family sounds so good if you come from a broken one.
#33 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
That's an understatement. This girl was obviously fucking drenched in a sickening amount of attention and spoiled like the rescued child of an abducted billionaire, but without reason. Her parents probably gave her every little thing she wanted, told her that every little thing she did was superior, and she subsequently believed that all her decisions were immaculate. Including getting fucked in the ass by some guy and letting the cum drizzle down past her dirty taint into her vagina, producing the epitome of regret, denial, and self-endowed superiority that her parents allowed her to have. Her dad probably refused to give her a 100 dollar bill and she decided to join ISIS...why wouldn't she?...it's obvious that her "rebel" friends on facebook know that ISIS is a peaceful, pregant Caucasian-loving organization that will provide her with a hospital, a house, protection, and all the amenities required for a spoiled white teenage girl.
#34 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
She would obviously get a car, maternal leave, a great education, and everything else...a much better life than at home, with her own loving family, in a safe country. She probably stole her dads credit card and car and used the totality of her intelligence to reach her new "friends." Her decision was obviously rational, because she was definitely smarter, more beautiful, and desirable than every person in the world..it's undeniable, every beta in her high-school class and her parents convinced her so. I truly hope they plunge a coat hanger up her traitorous vagina and pull that incarnation of stupidity out of her, just so they can rape her ad beat her until she becomes a submissive fuck slave. I hope that she tries to run and that they cut all her limbs off and tie her to a wall, just to be fucked countless times every day, like a warm fleshlight.
#7 - Nearly a year on one set of batteries? Impressive, considering…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Nothing +8
User avatar #14 - wazoowonseventeen (11/03/2014) [-]
I was certainly impressed
User avatar #37 - Lambda (11/03/2014) [-]
I actually did some research into this. They didn't use incandescents-- they used high-voltage batteries (which no longer exist-- they would provide 45-70 volts for the plates of tube circuits) in series to get a couple hundred volts which they then used to power neon lamps, which use far less energy than incandescents.
User avatar #40 - wazoowonseventeen (11/03/2014) [-]
color me more impressed, thanks for that
#40 - The most effective assassination strategy. Get right up close …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Failed assassination +5
User avatar #75 - schneidend (11/03/2014) [-]
Well, when you're just a political extremist and not a hired killer, escape is not necessarily high on your list of priorities.
User avatar #70 - Tormound (11/03/2014) [-]
The Levantine Approach. A classic if suicidal move.
A .gif to you if you get the reference
#116 - vradagast (11/03/2014) [-]
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex?
User avatar #181 - Tormound (11/03/2014) [-]
Nope.
#203 - vradagast (11/04/2014) [-]
I figured the show got it from somewhere, when they explain it, the concept seems very simple but effective. I'm just not cultured enough, good day!
#25 - Well generally what they do is they open up store-bought candy… 11/02/2014 on What's wrong with you people 0
#4 - I dunno man, I still get excited every time it snows. I've alw… 11/02/2014 on Northern Colleges +1
#55 - "I am situationally genderfluid. I identify as a women wh… 11/02/2014 on this is totally the best... +1
#45 - Exactly. Assuming that she's had unprotected sex with at least… 11/02/2014 on TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL 0
#12 - I wonder if she contracted a mutated strain of the HIV virus t…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL +21
#25 - quiescat (11/02/2014) [-]
small thought, it might not be to hurt men, as much as it is to just hurt people like she was hurt. she just happens to swing that way, also lesbian sex transmitting hiv is pretty rare i think.
User avatar #30 - lordofpenis (11/02/2014) [-]
Lambda means thru the men having sex with other women, further transmitter the HIV
User avatar #45 - Lambda (11/02/2014) [-]
Exactly. Assuming that she's had unprotected sex with at least 250 people, even if those men had sex with only ten women each before finding out they were HIV+ (not an unreasonable assumption, I'd imagine) that's at least 2500 new cases of HIV in her area that were created ALL BECAUSE OF HER. And that's not even considering that those infected women may have sex with more men before finding out they had it.
I'm just amazed by how irresponsible that was of her. The conspiracy theorist in me wonders if she was paid to do that by the companies who manufacture HIV treatment drugs...
#14 - I don't have a phobia of heights. I have a logical fear of fal… 11/01/2014 on The man who isn't scared of... +1
#38 - It wasn't the teachers, per se. They had some organization com…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on Where are they now? +6
User avatar #39 - faggotishshit (11/01/2014) [-]
Someone thought that a network of every computer-owning person in the world, a way to speak with literally anyone who owns a PC, or even a cellphone (dem nokia mobiles at the time, I think, had 2G, or wireless), would just *fizzle*...

I don't see how that would backfire in any way.
#35 - An organization, primarily, exists to acquire power for itself… 11/01/2014 on Ben Dreyfuss, Mother Jones... 0
#32 - And in this case, they're making the wrong choice to follow or…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Ben Dreyfuss, Mother Jones... 0
User avatar #33 - magicmatchsticks (11/01/2014) [-]
Fair enough. Someone once said that a corporation is an ingenious device to acquire individual profit without individual responsibility. Never has this seemed more true to me.
User avatar #35 - Lambda (11/01/2014) [-]
An organization, primarily, exists to acquire power for itself. Once it reaches a certain "critical point", when it becomes so large that its actions are not directly driven by any one person, it becomes a threat because it operates entirely without any sense of morality or justice.
Such an organization can always be counted on to do two things: Acquire more power (including money, because money is a means to an end of power), hold on to the power it already has, and increase in size and scope whenever possible.
Note that this includes both governments and corporations.
#30 - I'm not saying that it's right-- I'm saying, we're not dealing…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on Ben Dreyfuss, Mother Jones... 0
User avatar #34 - pedobearandson (11/01/2014) [-]
Yah and both the people and the company are being fought for lack of a better word. The advertisers are being emailed so the companies don't get revenue and the people making tweets and such are having their stupidity brought into the spotlight. Its not just the people that are being dealt with.
#27 - You realize whenever an editor or journalist posts things like…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Ben Dreyfuss, Mother Jones... 0
User avatar #31 - magicmatchsticks (11/01/2014) [-]
Everybody has the ability and the responsibility to make the right choice. Just following orders does not exclude you from this.
User avatar #32 - Lambda (11/01/2014) [-]
And in this case, they're making the wrong choice to follow orders. My point isn't that this exonerates the individuals, but that it indicts the entire company.
User avatar #33 - magicmatchsticks (11/01/2014) [-]
Fair enough. Someone once said that a corporation is an ingenious device to acquire individual profit without individual responsibility. Never has this seemed more true to me.
User avatar #35 - Lambda (11/01/2014) [-]
An organization, primarily, exists to acquire power for itself. Once it reaches a certain "critical point", when it becomes so large that its actions are not directly driven by any one person, it becomes a threat because it operates entirely without any sense of morality or justice.
Such an organization can always be counted on to do two things: Acquire more power (including money, because money is a means to an end of power), hold on to the power it already has, and increase in size and scope whenever possible.
Note that this includes both governments and corporations.
User avatar #29 - pedobearandson (11/01/2014) [-]
you know the whole i was just following orders thing has never worked before right
User avatar #30 - Lambda (11/01/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that it's right-- I'm saying, we're not dealing with rogue editors that say this shit without thinking. I'm saying that everything they're saying is the product of their whole company, not just them.
The whole company is corrupt, and people need to know that.
User avatar #34 - pedobearandson (11/01/2014) [-]
Yah and both the people and the company are being fought for lack of a better word. The advertisers are being emailed so the companies don't get revenue and the people making tweets and such are having their stupidity brought into the spotlight. Its not just the people that are being dealt with.
#13 - Back when I was in middle school, they had an assembly and sho…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Where are they now? +58
User avatar #37 - faggotishshit (11/01/2014) [-]
That's pretty fucked up though... were all your teachers *that* technologically impaired?
User avatar #38 - Lambda (11/01/2014) [-]
It wasn't the teachers, per se. They had some organization come in to speak, whose goal was keeping kids off the internet. This was back in the early 2000s, I guess they thought that the internet would just fizzle out if they got kids to stop using it.
User avatar #39 - faggotishshit (11/01/2014) [-]
Someone thought that a network of every computer-owning person in the world, a way to speak with literally anyone who owns a PC, or even a cellphone (dem nokia mobiles at the time, I think, had 2G, or wireless), would just *fizzle*...

I don't see how that would backfire in any way.
#7 - People do cocaine, partially to say, "look how much money… 11/01/2014 on Weekends +1
#16 - They don't need evidence, though. It's enough for them just to…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Gamergate in three tweets +68
User avatar #69 - welliguessitsaname (11/01/2014) [-]
except all the evidence we have of Zoe Quinn doing most of what she did is all based on her ex saying it happened

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User avatar #76 - huntergriff (11/01/2014) [-]
Eron produced proof and then people started digging around to confirm it. There are screenshots of facebook chat logs of her confessing to fucking these people, not to mention the main guy she fucked, Nathan grayson, is in the credits for her game bas a beta tester, along with ian miles cheong, He actually promoted Depression quest, along with a shit ton of other games. https://archive.today/U1DNY

theralphretort.com/zoe-quinn-couldnt-have-made-depression-quest-without-grayson/

theralphretort.com/kotaku-runs-interference-for-ethically-compromised-grayson/
#104 - jackflak (11/01/2014) [-]
Not sure why you're always being thumbed down. Good on you for providing the proof.
User avatar #107 - huntergriff (11/01/2014) [-]
It's an anti-gg anon following me.
#112 - jackflak (11/01/2014) [-]
Guess so. Kudos for keeping the info flowing regardless. You've got my support. And sooner or later the media will HAVE to stop ignoring the fact that the same crap they're saying GG is doing to Anita and her crew is happening to GG supporters as well. It's all too convenient for me. They listen to the most "level-headed" of their ranks and ignore their crazies. Then they turn around and only report what our side's crazies are saying and ignoring the most "level-headed" of ours.
User avatar #113 - huntergriff (11/01/2014) [-]
Pretty much :/
User avatar #37 - infinitereaper (11/01/2014) [-]
God, sexuality, ethics, morality. There are so many parallels it's incredible. People believe what they want to believe, regardless of facts or evidence more often than not.
#15 - Gmail informed me the other day that my version of chrome was … 11/01/2014 on Redirection ads 0
#6 - I think that it's going to be closer to the second one. They'l… 11/01/2014 on Good comment. Thumb that... +9
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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