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#15 - They've been around a while. One of those things that just nev… 06/18/2014 on Smooooooth 0
#117 - Yeah, how dare a porn star take an active role in her society … 06/18/2014 on Seem that the parents are... +2
#3 - One time I was watching porn and the guy said, "good, goo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on tfw no gf anymore +23
#7 - kulamia (06/18/2014) [-]
I really am going to need a source for research purposes.
#3 - I've always wanted to release a console whose controller had f… 06/17/2014 on We've all done this 0
#2 - I found myself drawing out ideas for a mechanism that would al… 06/17/2014 on Genius +19
#42 - There are many formats of barcodes-- The postal service, railr…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2014 on 4chan level story +2
User avatar #63 - fuzzysixx (06/17/2014) [-]
Cheetos are going to scan as Cheetos in any store in the country, or come up not on file.
User avatar #73 - wheresthefudge (06/17/2014) [-]
Unless the store in question doesn't sell cheetos and used that particular number for something else.
User avatar #182 - fuzzysixx (06/18/2014) [-]
Although it is possible. Most stores with unique items use odd length UPC codes to avoid something like this from happening.
#119 - carrotpotato (06/17/2014) [-]
Which, I guess, would be quite likely for a bookstore.
#139 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
we're discussing barcode-systems, not the truth of an internet story...
#11 - Nice to know that it's... # not allwomen  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on feminism vs stupidity 0
User avatar #19 - TrashX (06/17/2014) [-]
And even then my sisters femenist and even she's sick of this femnazi bullshit.
#10 - Comment deleted 06/17/2014 on feminism vs stupidity 0
#8 - What qualifies as " ********** " behavior?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on BOB-209 +4
User avatar #11 - shinigamigod (06/17/2014) [-]
Its in England, so anybody who is walking around without a cup of tea in their hand.
#9 - Stan Marsh (06/17/2014) [-]
blood orgy
#6 - A barcode is just a number. That number can mean many things d…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/17/2014 on 4chan level story +113
#33 - kulamia (06/17/2014) [-]
AHHHHH I was unaware of this. Thank you sir. Here I was thinking, like "wheresthefudge", that one bar code meant "cheetos flaming hot" and anywhere in the country that COULD only scan to that. This makes more sense. Have a thumb.
User avatar #42 - Lambda (06/17/2014) [-]
There are many formats of barcodes-- The postal service, railroads, healthcare, and different countries all have their competing standards which use width and spaces of the bars to represent numbers differently.
UPC, I think, is the most common one and it would make the most sense for a tattoo artist to pick that standard. And, I would imagine, choose a number at random which could correspond to anything depending on the store.
User avatar #63 - fuzzysixx (06/17/2014) [-]
Cheetos are going to scan as Cheetos in any store in the country, or come up not on file.
User avatar #73 - wheresthefudge (06/17/2014) [-]
Unless the store in question doesn't sell cheetos and used that particular number for something else.
User avatar #182 - fuzzysixx (06/18/2014) [-]
Although it is possible. Most stores with unique items use odd length UPC codes to avoid something like this from happening.
#119 - carrotpotato (06/17/2014) [-]
Which, I guess, would be quite likely for a bookstore.
#139 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
we're discussing barcode-systems, not the truth of an internet story...
#10 - I was thinking of biochemist Alexander Shulgin. It took foreve… 06/17/2014 on Akinator 0
#10 - Because abusing a police officer will already get you in troub… 06/16/2014 on police brutality +1
#15 - I love the red and hate the green. We should be roommates and … 06/16/2014 on Statistically Unlikely 0
#5 - Machining 101: The lathe is stronger than you, and has no conc… 06/15/2014 on Twat +101
#26 - If I were him, I would make sure that this "friend" … 06/15/2014 on Story of Bravery and Survival 0
#4 - This book is a farmer's lamentations about the very strict law… 06/15/2014 on i know that feel bro +11
#12 - I'm gonna need a sauce on this.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2014 on The best instrument ever +1
User avatar #25 - sirmaril (06/15/2014) [-]
This Particural scene comes from Ring Without Words, short version of Der Ring Des Nibelungen, by Richards Wagner.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ineYcKcfmJQ
User avatar #13 - asalon (06/15/2014) [-]
#37 - My favorite number is e^(pi*i).  [+] (9 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Damn That's Impressive +5
User avatar #102 - sinery (06/15/2014) [-]
Get real, you fucking faggot.
#41 - personz (06/15/2014) [-]
dude, that's one of the most pathetic numbers I've ever heard. seriously.
it equals 1, for those who don't get it
User avatar #74 - mathmanchris (06/15/2014) [-]
It's equal to -1, for those who don't get it.
User avatar #84 - collegedood (06/15/2014) [-]
It is actually converted to -1. e^(pi*i) is polar coordinates in the complex plane and -1 is rectangular coordinates on the same plane.
User avatar #86 - mathmanchris (06/15/2014) [-]
What do you mean by 'it is actually converted to -1'? What planes are you talking about? Clarify, please.
User avatar #88 - collegedood (06/15/2014) [-]
the complex plane. where the real number line (..., -2, -1, 0, 1, 2, ...) x axis and the complex number line (..., -2i, -i, 0, i, 2i, 3i, ...) is the y axis.
a*e^(i*b) are polar coordinates where a is the magnitude ( 2e^(i*pi) = -2 ) and b is the angle (e^( i * 3pi/4 ) = i/sqrt(2)+1/sqrt(2) i think, it's been a while)
-1 is rectangular coordinates which take the form ai+b where a is the complex magnitude (up or down on the y axis) and b is the real magnitude (left or right on x axis) This is seen by my second example and for my first example the extended form would be 2e^(i*pi) = 0*i - 2.
It is a hell of a lot easier to explain this with pictures
For polar coordinates, imagine the unit circle from trigonometry because it is essentially the same idea
User avatar #92 - mathmanchris (06/15/2014) [-]
I know how the complex numbers work I have a maths degree... but I didn't understand what you were writing. e^( i * 3pi/4 ) = i/sqrt(2)-1/sqrt(2) (note the minus) because cos(3*Pi/4) = -1/sqrt(2).
Let me guess, you're an engineer?
User avatar #94 - collegedood (06/15/2014) [-]
yes that was a typo on my part.
I am a student studying engineering, math, and a minor in computer science. So yeah.
But still, complex numbers can be written either rectangular or polar and that is why e^i*pi = 0*i-1.
#133 - wizardfist (06/15/2014) [-]
math people i dont understand anything of that muliplication, cosine or genitive nonsense
#490 - I just like collecting guns, for their historical and aesthetic value. 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun +1
#256 - I was staring at this last night while very high. I was amazed… 06/14/2014 on Benham's top Illusion 0
#23 - I'd feel better just knowing that somewhere somebody appreciates it.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Guess what day it is 0
#24 - dukeofmordor (06/14/2014) [-]
Well then, for your FYI I am appreciating it
#17 - It's a damn shame, we have a full moon on friday the 13th and …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Guess what day it is +1
#22 - dukeofmordor (06/14/2014) [-]
would it make you feel better if I howled at it for you? I could get a crappy photo using my ipod too
User avatar #23 - Lambda (06/14/2014) [-]
I'd feel better just knowing that somewhere somebody appreciates it.
#24 - dukeofmordor (06/14/2014) [-]
Well then, for your FYI I am appreciating it
#52 - Which is a hat.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Are you fucking kidding me +4
User avatar #53 - hattheifbatman (06/14/2014) [-]
I know, that much was obvious
#5 - STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl. 06/13/2014 on Cheeki Breeki 0
#5 - like it ain't no thang. 06/13/2014 on He did it really easily 0
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like ******** for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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