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Lambda

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My college blocked Funnyjunk. How dare they.comment
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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:2/27/2015
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Comment Ranking:#577
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 362 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 363 Comments: FJ Noble
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Total Comments Made:9526
FJ Points:36426

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#10 - Marijuana has been used as an antidepressant as well.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Mrs. Weber 0
User avatar #35 - kibbleking (01/28/2015) [-]
And crack
#14 - anonexplains (01/27/2015) [-]
and herion
#4 - If you're sloppy enough to leave pot lying on the kitchen coun…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Always blame mom +93
#12 - tackyface (01/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, in the "real world" (aka when you live alone), if you leave pot on your kitchen counter you'll be arrested for sure!
User avatar #14 - zacoren (01/28/2015) [-]
Obviously doesn't live alone if he dad found it and has to ask who's weed it is.
#40 - I can't imagine, just walking into the garage in the morning a… 01/27/2015 on Strange deaths +6
#22 - I enjoyed it too. Yeah, it didn't exactly follow the book, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on How it should have ended +1
User avatar #35 - guardianatreyu (01/27/2015) [-]
It followed the book but stretched it out and added stuff in. While some stuff can be argued to have been unnecessary, it was still a good trilogy.
#73 - You just can't win.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on leftism = mental disability +1
#76 - anonexplains (01/27/2015) [-]
Well you can win because both of these are extreme versions of stereotypes, "normal" vs "abnormal"
#50 - Picture 01/27/2015 on Include 0
#8 - Molson Export. A Canadian beer, which explains a lot of things.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2015 on 10/10 +348
User avatar #12 - deerdevil (01/27/2015) [-]
Nah mate, he's talking about Emu Export cuz, fucking true blue aussie beer. 10/10 straya again.
User avatar #33 - TheHutchie (01/27/2015) [-]
...There's plenty of "Export" beers. If we're just going by the "it was the one from your country" then it must've been Carling Export.

My point is, how can any of you be so sure?
User avatar #36 - deerdevil (01/27/2015) [-]
Because I'm fucking Australian, don't question me, I'll get my fucking king brown onto you.
User avatar #51 - sunnyday (01/27/2015) [-]
Australians say Fam?
#4 - Southern connecticut here. It's snowing like a ********… 01/27/2015 on EAST COAST. BE PREPARED! 0
#10 - My cat will eat steel wool if I leave it out where he can get …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on (untitled) +9
#20 - kez (01/27/2015) [-]
My dog loves to eat napkins and tissues and anything paper like with which you wipe something else with.

She sits nonchalantly near you not even looking at it, then soon as you turn your head she charges for it and gulps it down in one.

I've trained her to not eat anything of mine food wise, I can leave my dinner on the floor, answer the door, come back and its still there cos she knows it mine, but for some reason she thinks napkins are this kind of loop-hole and she looks at me all smug like she outsmarted me everytime she does it.

Its so annoying.
User avatar #14 - thesovereigngrave (01/27/2015) [-]
My dog will chew bobby pins, safety pins (I have no idea where she find them, but it freaks me out whenever she gets one), bits of plastic, and pens. It seems like some dogs don't give a damn what something tastes like, as long as they get to chew on it.
#35 - Because when they finally snap, they've got years worth of pen… 01/27/2015 on Advice 0
#172 - I prefer wheat, personally. 01/27/2015 on For fuck's sake Tumblr 0
#187 - I respect your opinion but choose to disregard your advice. 01/27/2015 on A Challenge for SJWs 0
#17 - >look out window >sigh >open bottle of vodka 01/26/2015 on The water mains in a... +5
#136 - It's not photoshopped in-- I changed the text itself.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on A Challenge for SJWs 0
#170 - rollfourexplain (01/26/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 7,315**

You shouldn't do that. The last thing we need is even more extraordinary doubt about whether a picture is real or not. Please make it more obvious that it was an edit in the future.

Heck, just add brackets to the words! That sort of thing is actually used in quotes to show that the person didn't say exactly that!
EX: [jews] or [racism]
User avatar #187 - Lambda (01/27/2015) [-]
I respect your opinion but choose to disregard your advice.
#107 - Oh right. nevermind, I'm an idiot. I'm not even going to delet… 01/26/2015 on Title 0
#96 - kek is a mis-spelling of lol, the keys being right next to eac…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Title -5
User avatar #102 - poutinesalad (01/26/2015) [-]
theres five keys inbetween e and o
User avatar #107 - Lambda (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh right. nevermind, I'm an idiot. I'm not even going to delete that comment, damn.
#65 - This one was with "short men".  [+] (8 new replies) 01/26/2015 on A Challenge for SJWs +39
User avatar #103 - liesbetold (01/26/2015) [-]
That's really nice editing.
User avatar #136 - Lambda (01/26/2015) [-]
It's not photoshopped in-- I changed the text itself.
#170 - rollfourexplain (01/26/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 7,315**

You shouldn't do that. The last thing we need is even more extraordinary doubt about whether a picture is real or not. Please make it more obvious that it was an edit in the future.

Heck, just add brackets to the words! That sort of thing is actually used in quotes to show that the person didn't say exactly that!
EX: [jews] or [racism]
User avatar #187 - Lambda (01/27/2015) [-]
I respect your opinion but choose to disregard your advice.
#69 - angelusprimus (01/26/2015) [-]
i'm short.
I have a decent job, no debt, wife, family and good friends.
I have plenty to life for.
But most of all, I'm not an ignorant bitch. That also helps.
#127 - zazquatch (01/26/2015) [-]
I know a guy who is pretty short but a bit ripped, gets more pussy than me, a fucking tall guy.
User avatar #118 - aldothenazi (01/26/2015) [-]
But you are still a manlet.
User avatar #114 - listerthepessimist (01/26/2015) [-]
5'8 master race calling in
#272 - They have a nuclear program. They're not underdeveloped, the l…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on Best Korea +1
User avatar #340 - besle (01/26/2015) [-]
The ruskies and US have had nuclear programs for more than half a century, NK are still kind of underdeveloped, and even their strongest nuclear bombs pose no major threat to the rest of the world. Of course, it is a nuclear bomb, millions will die if fired at Seoul, but it's far from as powerfull as pretty much any other nuclear nation can bring up.
#36 - I don't really like doctors or hospitals much. I'd have to be …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on DYK Comp #86 0
#37 - jaisharha (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah... I have always felt the same... sometimes you really do have to though.
#33 - It's a serious issue? **** , I didn't even know it…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2015 on DYK Comp #86 0
#35 - jaisharha (01/25/2015) [-]
I don't know if it really is that serious, I think it all comes down to why it happens. I would suggest asking a doctor if you can.
User avatar #36 - Lambda (01/25/2015) [-]
I don't really like doctors or hospitals much. I'd have to be dying to visit one.
#37 - jaisharha (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah... I have always felt the same... sometimes you really do have to though.
#34 - So, is there anything that these freelancers can actually do w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on Freelancing is a health risk 0
User avatar #36 - playerdous (01/25/2015) [-]
Well if they have access to the clients product like a web page they can fuck it up or take it down I assume.
As for doing work that can't be taken back, maybe smalls claims court and they have to cover the cost on your end too.
#24 - This sort of broadcast intrusion is hard, because not only is … 01/25/2015 on Unbelievable Keks +1
#103 - I don't know them all, there's a lot of them. But shellfish, w…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Christian tubs +6
User avatar #136 - slenderwolf (01/25/2015) [-]
I wise man once said, "Some people were born to eat puss, and some people were born to suck cock, but God loves us anyway."
#104 - crimsonhunter (01/25/2015) [-]
I loved that a lot
I took a screenshot
#98 - It says it's an abomination. Along with a very long list of ot…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Christian tubs +4
User avatar #100 - crimsonhunter (01/25/2015) [-]
give me the quotes
i'll prove them all wrog with the one where God says he loves all of his children
User avatar #115 - tyrson (01/25/2015) [-]
You can love someone, and still kill them.
It's pretty much the whole point of the book.

And the Old Testament is pretty clear that gay guys should be killed.
Lesbians, however, I don't think are mentioned.

Most of the book is so setting-specific that 80% of it is just useless at this point.
User avatar #287 - aaronsalsa (01/26/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Christian+tubs/funny-pictures/5432934/282#282

God was talking unto Moses to speak to the Isrealites he was leading at the time, all of Leviticus pretty much lays out the Laws of the ancient Orthidox Jewish religion, something we Chrisitans do not practise not care about. I eat shellfish and I have a few homosexual friends at college. Christians don't believe in what are called "The Laws of Moses." You guys are right though, this was being said during a time when countries and cities were founded upon specific beliefs that ruled the land, but its the 21st century so we allow for everyone to practise whatever practise they want.
User avatar #290 - tyrson (01/26/2015) [-]
Well, Christians SHOULDN'T care, but many of them do. Don't tell me the churches don't teach the 10 commandments, or preach about the sins of homosexuality, tattoos, and other such things.
User avatar #295 - aaronsalsa (01/26/2015) [-]
The ten commandments are being taught yes, but none of them cover actually caring or governing countries laws based on religious morals.

Tattoos aren't taught in church as being a sin, my old youth pastor had quite a number of tattoos. We are to not put demonic symbols on our skin for....obvious reasons though

And by "stuff like that" do you mean like "No Smoking", "No Drugs", yea.

But don't we all already know that? It's not like those were anything original that you needed a religion to tell you about
User avatar #302 - tyrson (01/26/2015) [-]
your church sounds a lot better than the one I grew up in.
User avatar #303 - aaronsalsa (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm sorry man, I too grew up in a pretty strict church, but when i turned 10 or so its when we moved and got a new church. My old church spoke of really stereotypical christian things like

"Don't listen to metal music"
"Pokemon is evil"
"Hug girls from the side"

It was torture.
User avatar #103 - Lambda (01/25/2015) [-]
I don't know them all, there's a lot of them. But shellfish, wearing clothing of two different material are two of them. Along with homosexuality.
Point is, it's all BS, remnants from the culture of ancient societies. Anyone who really calls themselves a christian (which means christ-like, people tend to forget that) shouldn't hate or shun anybody.

But we live in a world where hate is more important to people than love, and they'll find any reason they can to hate and kill each other and feel superior to those who they deem inferior. Such is life.
User avatar #136 - slenderwolf (01/25/2015) [-]
I wise man once said, "Some people were born to eat puss, and some people were born to suck cock, but God loves us anyway."
#104 - crimsonhunter (01/25/2015) [-]
I loved that a lot
I took a screenshot
#32 - Yeah, I didn't say he was a saint. Customs of that culture bac… 01/25/2015 on Muslim Women Drivers +1

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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