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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:5/25/2016
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Total Comments Made:10509
FJ Points:43591

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#14 - Exactly my reaction to Javascript. 11/30/2015 on fucking javascript 0
#37 - Every slave wants to be the master. 11/29/2015 on Just a daily reminder +1
#4 - Never. Yellow journalism has been around for more than a hundr… 11/29/2015 on Clickbait post 0
#33 - That's one of many questions we all have about the Indian stud…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2015 on Lets play bingo 0
#35 - Mehwhatevs (11/29/2015) [-]
I... Just ... What the actual fuck? I don't care if the school receives some kind of compensation or has some other motivation. That's just disgusting.
#30 - No, we get a lot of graduate students from India.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2015 on Lets play bingo +1
#32 - Mehwhatevs (11/28/2015) [-]
Oh, oh... But why the would they come to a english school if they don't speak or intend to learn the language?
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#33 - Lambda (11/28/2015) [-]
That's one of many questions we all have about the Indian students. Some of them don't even have any background in engineering. They apparently paid other people to take the exam for them.
The university keeps admitting these Indian students even knowing that that's going on.
#35 - Mehwhatevs (11/29/2015) [-]
I... Just ... What the actual fuck? I don't care if the school receives some kind of compensation or has some other motivation. That's just disgusting.
#27 - Yeah, I had the same thought. I too have had to work with stud…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/28/2015 on Lets play bingo 0
#29 - Mehwhatevs (11/28/2015) [-]
Man, that sounds like a pain. I assume these are refugees you're talking about?
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#30 - Lambda (11/28/2015) [-]
No, we get a lot of graduate students from India.
#32 - Mehwhatevs (11/28/2015) [-]
Oh, oh... But why the would they come to a english school if they don't speak or intend to learn the language?
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#33 - Lambda (11/28/2015) [-]
That's one of many questions we all have about the Indian students. Some of them don't even have any background in engineering. They apparently paid other people to take the exam for them.
The university keeps admitting these Indian students even knowing that that's going on.
#35 - Mehwhatevs (11/29/2015) [-]
I... Just ... What the actual fuck? I don't care if the school receives some kind of compensation or has some other motivation. That's just disgusting.
#160 - I like this one. It's stupid but totally harmless, just get pe… 11/28/2015 on Remember this winter +3
#2 - Sometimes in the summer I take cold showers. It's great at nig…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2015 on Water +38
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#40 - vexille (11/29/2015) [-]
I take cold showers when the A/C breaks and its hot as shit in my house.

Keeps me cool for about an hour after too.
#19 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
yeah, really alleviates my swamp ass.
#204 - I'm really amazed that I've been coming here for so long. My f… 11/28/2015 on Fixed that truth +1
#42 - How do you figure that?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2015 on YOU KNOW... 0
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#113 - fuccthedevil (11/26/2015) [-]
dictionary says a step is: an act or movement of putting one leg in front of the other in walking or running.

Not how many times you put your foot down.
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#43 - kiaserzerg (11/26/2015) [-]
i think he thinks 2 foot placements is one step. not realizing that each foot by itself is an individual step.
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#112 - fuccthedevil (11/26/2015) [-]
a step is one swing of the leg. not one placement of the foot
#149 - >What's to stop immature idiots and immature brains from al… 11/26/2015 on It's the most wonderful... -1
#22 - He threw one, but it passed over turkey and never made it to t… 11/25/2015 on How Russians Play Darts +12
#133 - I have a smartphone. I use it for all kinds of things. I just … 11/23/2015 on Flip phone 0
#34 - From the sound of his writing and the use of 24 hour time, I'd…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2015 on Worst teacher EVER! +5
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#36 - europe (11/21/2015) [-]
Neither am I.
If and anyone, teacher or no, steals from you you can take it up with the police

What kind of bumfuck third-world country do you have to come from where the teachers can just do whatever they want
#42 - mayoroftownsville (11/21/2015) [-]
Romania and Bulgaria, the EU's biggest mistakes.
#14 - that's why he has so much. 11/20/2015 on (untitled) +1
#4 - We are the 75%  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2015 on you don't say +31
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#17 - singedbrick (11/17/2015) [-]
But I am the 0.014285714
#4 - Not everybody can be awesome forever. Everybody falls eventual… 11/17/2015 on Internet vs. Ronda today 0
#21 - >kill people >blame ISIS >hold exclusive righ…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2015 on Thank you ISIS +347
#28 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
Sounds like the plot to nightcrawler. +some isis
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#25 - bobtombobbob (11/17/2015) [-]
I have killed 33 people I can think of and 48 indirectly.
I have no idea how many people I have actually killed Using that fucking M2 in populated areas
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#26 - bobtombobbob (11/17/2015) [-]
Only kills I am proud of is the three oath keeper cowards.
I even sued there estates!
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#23 - bobtombobbob (11/17/2015) [-]
Drats Foiled by that meddling Lambda and her stupid dog
#8 - That's what happens when the brake breaks. You'd expect the el… 11/17/2015 on via Liveleak +7
#8 - "Fitting room" it says. But he won't fit in there. 11/16/2015 on IRL vs. vidya graphix +7
#44 - Seems like a tremendous waste of energy. If they could direct …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2015 on dont even care its... 0
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#52 - TheMather (11/16/2015) [-]
The lack of coverage is a waste of energy, as they could reflect the light, but they really aren't wasting that much, because LEDs are more efficient than other sources of light, and red light takes the least energy to produce.
#126 - Not new. These people have been around since Malcom X's time. 11/16/2015 on Anon has a point 0
#9 - This is the same thing as the m&m argument.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2015 on (untitled) 0
#12 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
Except one is true and the other isn't.

I might as well say, "1 out of 2 bites of sausage are poisoned. Go ahead. Eat a sausage."

The type of argument you use isn't what makes the argument true. The logic has to apply to the situation, like a good operator in an equation.

You may also notice that the facts have to be straight as well.
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#11 - zomaru (11/17/2015) [-]
That's just a blatant numbers game, not to mention a Strawhat argument.
At 10%, 1 in 10 would be poisoned. A handful would contain at least 20, meaning statistically 2 of them are poisoned.
I don't even get what the analogy is they are making here, a few men are bad we should kill them all. Like if a few M&Ms are poisoned we should throw out the whole bowl?
This is just so stupid.
#18 - babyturtlefilms (11/17/2015) [-]
#14 - So that's why there seems to be a disproportionate number of w… 11/16/2015 on Light Speed +1
#27 - But why would they use the same people for different events? T… 11/16/2015 on ??? 0
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#72 - lickmeforfree (10/05/2015) [-]
My duty has the King of Flaim is to defend my fellow citizens from what is wicked!
#71 - murrlogic (08/21/2015) [-]
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#64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
#65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
#66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
#67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
#69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
#58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
#59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
#60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
#62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
#61 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
#53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
#54 to #53 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
#48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
#49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
#50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
#52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know..****
#51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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#46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.