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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:5/24/2016
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Comment Ranking:#3660
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 3444 total,  3603 ,  159
Comment Thumbs: 76051 total,  80951 ,  4900
Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 72.7% (727/1000)
Level 369 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 370 Comments: Immortal
Subscribers:9
Content Views:17192
Times Content Favorited:218 times
Total Comments Made:10509
FJ Points:43590

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#17 - Yes you did. When a traffic light malfunctions, treat it as a …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Yeah +3
#27 - BloodyTurds (12/28/2015) [-]
But what happens when the stop sign malfunctions?
#28 - rainyeyes (12/28/2015) [-]
**rainyeyes used "*roll picture*"**
**rainyeyes rolled image**

Treat it as an all-way stop.
#1 - They must have one hell of an expensive projector to make an i…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/27/2015 on So this happened +195
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#4 - buddywuggle (12/27/2015) [-]
They might be inside it, and the walls of it are just that clear.
#9 - mentlgen (12/27/2015) [-]
>water tower
>inside it
#30 - emperorehryn (12/27/2015) [-]
The scary part is that it got a lot of likes...
#20 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
Thought it said watch tower
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#6 - flappydong (12/27/2015) [-]
Are you KenM?
#2 - vymastenaochechula (12/27/2015) [-]
and they just happened to capture the exact frame of the internet famous screenshot
#14 - The light saber didn't fall into the abyss, it fell down into …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Force Awakens +8
#19 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
Nope, Luke's hand was seen falling into the lower atmosphere after Luke caught a weather vane to stop himself.

At least the old EU/Legends explained that there was another platform below the clouds directly below Cloud City where it probably landed, but oh yeah, that's noncanon now.
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#61 - runelh (12/27/2015) [-]
But who knows it won't be explained in the next movie! Just like Maz Kanata said "A good question for another time".... I hate the "THE THINGS WASN*T EXPLAINsd dfd" mentally everyone has, when we will get answers eventually.
#4 - Picture 12/27/2015 on M'lady +13
#25 - I didn't know New Zealanders had two butts. 12/27/2015 on Kickass Facts Part 22 0
#15 - I got an AR-7! All of the pieces store in the stock and i… 12/26/2015 on Merry Christmas!! 0
#17 - ...can we really not recognize parody anymore?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/25/2015 on No +133
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#36 - inuares (12/26/2015) [-]
Was this not the onion?
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#20 - tankeruber (12/26/2015) [-]
The fact that the line is so blurred that I myself think this is legit shows how fucked the SJW movement really is.
#80 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
You were fooled by an obvious straw man.
There are wicked SWJ/feminists, but come on, none of them would make this argument. Obvious troll is obvious.
#63 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
No, it just shows how retarded you are.
#68 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
It could be both. The internet is a breeding ground of stupid
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#19 - ScottP (12/25/2015) [-]
I felt like I was reading that intro scrawl to the Robot Chicken Star Wars special
#7 - There's no legal framework in place to ban immigration based o…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#9 - platinumaltaria (12/25/2015) [-]
Nah man, they'd obviously just shoot brownish people on sight. Can't be too careful.
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#19 - selongb (12/26/2015) [-]
White, Asian, Black, and Hispanic Muslims exist.
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#20 - platinumaltaria (12/26/2015) [-]
That, my dear Bilbo, is the joke.
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#21 - selongb (12/26/2015) [-]
Ahhh... k

Honestly this site gets pretty "Poe's Law"-ish whenever Trump gets brought up.
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#22 - platinumaltaria (12/26/2015) [-]
I thought I was being obvious but apparently there is indeed no end to human stupidity.
#15 - Squirt gun Lighter fluid Lighter. 12/19/2015 on A good idea +15
#22 - This is getting out of hand. There were indeed empires of grea… 12/17/2015 on This is getting out of hand -1
#258 - just frog me up 12/15/2015 on comment here if you want a... 0
#10 - It's not that there are two holes, but there are two tubes one… 12/14/2015 on classic prank +4
#5 - bring it aroooooooound town 12/13/2015 on Hypnotizing 0
#983 - ho ho ho 12/10/2015 on BEST FJ UPDATE EVER 0
#7 - There is no war in ba-sing-se.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Based China +215
#8 - achphoenix (12/10/2015) [-]
totally underrated comment
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#57 - strangesir (12/11/2015) [-]
Maybe it was underrated at the time you commented, but now it has 215+ thumbs. Why comment on a seconds-ago comment that is "underrated" if it's basically not even rated yet??
#12 - Reminds me of Snow Crash. 12/10/2015 on This happened in a southern... 0
#59 - Comment deleted 12/06/2015 on THE END IS NEAR!!! 0
#67 - It might be morally wrong, but it's informatically correct. In… 12/06/2015 on Who would`nt? -2
#338 - It's simply a result of evolution. A taller man would be bette… 12/06/2015 on Short guy (5'11) gets... 0
#17 - It's a very visible picture, I guess. And I do spend a lot of … 12/06/2015 on forever lonely 0
#15 - For once I get mentioned and it's actually about me.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2015 on forever lonely +1
#16 - nicktheslayer (12/06/2015) [-]
I don't know what it is, you're not necessarily an FJ celebrity, but you comment often and your profile pic sticks out to me. I see you more often than any other member, including mods.
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#17 - Lambda (12/06/2015) [-]
It's a very visible picture, I guess. And I do spend a lot of time here.
#9 - If an autonomous car is determined to be at fault for an accid… 12/04/2015 on autonomous driving be like: +1
#7 - WHAT IS LOVE 12/04/2015 on reported 0
#24 - If the safe is meta, it would be a faraday cage. Any closed co… 11/30/2015 on Car Keys 0
#2 - It shouldn't work, if the safe is metal.  [+] (8 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Car Keys -31
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#23 - calibroflower (11/30/2015) [-]
Whats your reasoning behind this?
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#24 - Lambda (11/30/2015) [-]
If the safe is meta, it would be a faraday cage. Any closed conductive box will act as a faraday cage, and block the signal.
So either the safe isn't metal, the door is isolated from the rest of the safe, there's enough leakage to allow the key to work through the safe, or somebody just made the whole thing up.
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#16 - mastercolossus (11/30/2015) [-]
it isnt metal. its a series of composites. if it was all metal he wouldnt be able to carry it as easy.
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#3 - epicalania (11/30/2015) [-]
Just because it's metal doesn't make it a faraday cage. Electromagnetic signals could still pass through
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#8 - burnsqc (11/30/2015) [-]
True, but let's not rake lambda over the coals. He had a good idea going for him, and just lacked a little application.
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#34 - epicalania (12/01/2015) [-]
I didn't rake anyone over anything, this is definitely a sockpuppet account
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#35 - burnsqc (12/01/2015) [-]
What the fuck do you even mean sockpuppet account? What I'm saying is he should be recognized for at least being aware of how a faraday cage works and applying it in real life. Granted, he might be wrong, but he does not deserve 31 downvotes. Get real.
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#12 - clechyl (11/30/2015) [-]
Cool sockpuppet
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#72 - lickmeforfree (10/05/2015) [-]
My duty has the King of Flaim is to defend my fellow citizens from what is wicked!
#71 - murrlogic (08/21/2015) [-]
#70 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
#64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
#65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
#66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
#67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
#69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
#58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
#59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
#60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
#62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
#61 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
#53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
#54 to #53 - EnergizierAnon (04/21/2013) [-]
#48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
#49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
#50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
#52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know..****
#51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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#46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.