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#33 - Before I ever played Portal 2, somebody spoiled the ending for… 03/20/2014 on Half Life Sasha 0
#36 - I did that with my favorite cup, so I painstakingly glued it a… 03/20/2014 on FUCKKKKK 0
#17 - Wasn' t there something like this a couple hundred years ago?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on There is Still Hope, Detroit! +9
#19 - sytheris (03/19/2014) [-]
yeah, but it was more of a buyers market, very little renting going on.
#22 - After seeing the new hunger games I somehow expected it to cat… 03/19/2014 on awesome dress +16
#54 - I do it all the time. I love living in a small town. I can wal… 03/19/2014 on Midnight walks 0
#87 - Yes that's it, 5 centimeters per second. Or at least, it looks…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Anime vs reallity 0
User avatar #95 - kanatana (03/19/2014) [-]
Yes, quite so.
User avatar #326 - evilredmuffin (03/19/2014) [-]
we can agree thats its an anime that will bring you feels
User avatar #327 - kanatana (03/19/2014) [-]
Those fucking cock-blocking trains, dude.
#154 - It's a real thing. They might have gotten the details wrong, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on Get one 0
#160 - winternetz (03/20/2014) [-]
i'm not questioning the deprivation tanks effects, just the method and details described, and the reasons people use them.
#18 - I get that all the time... sometimes it really becomes a probl… 03/18/2014 on mysterious dreams 0
#100 - It's not the responsibility of the US to protect Ukraine, and …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2014 on ANOTHER FUCKING TUMBLR POST +8
#147 - figosound (03/17/2014) [-]
As a a matter of fact, yes it is. U.S.A. signed a disarm treaty with Ukraine which states that the latter would give up their nuclear arsenal back to Russia in exchange of protection from the former.
#216 - atma (03/17/2014) [-]
I haven't heard about this until now, do you know when the treaty was signed?
User avatar #222 - figosound (03/17/2014) [-]
After the USSR dissolution, in response to the armaments black market arose in Ukraine, about 1995 if I'm not mistaken. Don't know the exact name, sorry
#151 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
You know, I'm young enough that I genuinely can't remember the last time my country was at peace.

It's depressing.
User avatar #153 - figosound (03/17/2014) [-]
I feel for you, m8.
#4 - in 1954, 92 men and women boarded this plane, expecting a nons…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2014 on I'd vote no +74
#6 - lilhanna (03/14/2014) [-]
#13 - hargleblarg (03/14/2014) [-]
Fucking Trigun up in this bitch!
#38 - lilhanna (03/15/2014) [-]
He a good man.
#41 - hargleblarg (03/15/2014) [-]
Damn straight. Well, you say "man". What you really mean is "weird plant-like human-like awesome-to-the-max beast
#5 - chevycowboy (03/14/2014) [-]
Read this in his voice and with the music and everything in my head...well done
#5 - So, if the prison is run by armed inmates, why don't they just…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Prison Compilation Part 4:... 0
#11 - Gerda (03/14/2014) [-]
I agree, trow in some knives and tell them the survivor will be free with a 100.00 dollar in cash., Leave and close the gates, anyone still alive after 7 days will be shot. Even better put the whole thing on TV and let people bet on who will make it to the end. George Carlin would be so proud of that!!!!
User avatar #10 - YllekNayr (03/14/2014) [-]
Run by them on the inside. They're all inside, but they hold the power within the walls. It doesn't say they have access to the front doors.
User avatar #8 - Jesusnipples (03/14/2014) [-]
The prison is basically a massive fortress that belongs to them now, they'd probably rather stay in their fortress than try and escape, probably ending up getting arrested
User avatar #12 - vicsix (03/14/2014) [-]
Arrested? And what? Be sent BACK?
User avatar #31 - Jesusnipples (03/14/2014) [-]
They'd probably send then somewhere else, that's likely not the only prison in the country
User avatar #32 - Jesusnipples (03/14/2014) [-]
*them
#4 - Picture 03/14/2014 on sacrifice +1
#30 - Well, I would say that it makes sense not to walk under ladder… 03/13/2014 on kids are not the problem +6
#69 - Our brains work like this, we're hardwired to like things that fit.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Something About This Makes... 0
#72 - archael (03/13/2014) [-]
I don't get it then. I didn't even get that it was about "perfect fits" until right before the last image. Even then, I didn't get what was so cool about it. I knew I was weird, but wow.
User avatar #70 - xsap (03/13/2014) [-]
my dick in your ass
#38 - dat... oh god I cant even tell where her ass is supposed to be. 03/13/2014 on Sit ups 0
#7 - Then the white people are the minority and it all happens the …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on Multikulty timing 0
#8 - anonymous (03/13/2014) [-]
except white + any other ethnicity =/= more white people it = less white people.
#3 - Had one on Monday and one Tomorrow, but I've got a huge exam t… 03/13/2014 on final paper you ignored is... 0
#5 - I'd rather have some laughing gas. 03/12/2014 on Me Too 0
#13 - "Do not try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let his… 03/12/2014 on Good stuff to remember +2
#60 - Or could be, he wanted to leave anyway and so decided to fake … 03/12/2014 on R.I.P. Roflstorm 0
#17 - Picture 03/10/2014 on Carl as goku +1
#56 - It's actually an AT&T telephone switching center. Nothing …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on a small comps. 0
User avatar #62 - amantes (03/10/2014) [-]
Can't be good for them when there is rain.
User avatar #61 - Ehwhat (03/10/2014) [-]
That's what they want you to think!
#77 - They would probably do drugs if they had them.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on Wild Love in the animal... +5
User avatar #78 - richardastley (03/09/2014) [-]
Agreed.
#77 - Surprisingly easy when you're using a nailgun a lot. Just nail…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Ow? 0
User avatar #96 - finkerrinker (03/08/2014) [-]
Or sometimes the gun double fires, happened to my dad
#78 - deadmansdope (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
Well that's just needlessly rood.
User avatar #82 - deadmansdope (03/08/2014) [-]
ok, wow
#249 - "it is sufficient that there is no proof that souls (supp… 03/08/2014 on Fetus vs Baby!! 0
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like ******** for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
#12 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (11/09/2011) [-]
Oh, hey, how's "My last night as a free man" working out?
User avatar #13 to #17 - Lambda (11/09/2011) [-]
Read my former status update. I was able to use some information to bargain with the dean. He agreed not to send me to jail or expel me, but I did get suspended for a long time.
User avatar #14 to #18 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (11/09/2011) [-]
Oh, right, how convenient. I suppose a liar will never admit so, but we both know the truth. I'd suggest you break this habit quickly.
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