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#148 - They can, however, be torrented.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on 20 fantastic movies on netflix 0
User avatar #149 - adplum (01/22/2015) [-]
or streamed here www.primewire.ag/
#23 - I'm fascinated that these people really exist. It's like … 01/21/2015 on NotOkCupid 3 : Juggalos +2
#31 - I really wish I had a mind-reading device that I could use on …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on One of my fears.. +3
User avatar #40 - Decode (01/21/2015) [-]
No, I doubt you really would. I've thought the same, wanting something that would allow me to read minds or something, and worry my friends might hate me/say horrible things. Honestly, after thinking it over, you're bound to get on their nerves eventually, you can't say that they've never at least agitated you. Then what? You read their minds, hear the things about you they find annoying and assume they hate you and that's it.

Hell, as horrible as this sounds my friends don't even really have to do much of anything for me to think badly of them. I wouldn't want them reading my mind and thinking I hate them when really I'm just a cunt sometimes, sometimes they get on my nerves but through it all I love them flaws and all.

tl;dr It sounds nice, but if you give it thought it's not, everyone annoys everyone at some point. Just don't be that guy
#41 - 50 times too many. 01/21/2015 on Goblin Shark!! 0
#215822 - There were more references than the Borealis that suggest that…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #215824 - sonatadusk (01/20/2015) [-]
Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.

Rise and shine.

Anyway, Gordon has been quantum locked by the elusive man before. It's possible.
User avatar #215827 - sonatadusk (01/20/2015) [-]
No wait, Quantum locking is essentially making them immobile.

I'm thinking of being frozen in a single moment.
#7 - This looks like the exact same house from that prank video whe…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on I wanna do that +1
User avatar #8 - desmondaltairezio (01/19/2015) [-]
it is
#10 - Not by European standards, but I'm liking the way gas prices a… 01/19/2015 on For your satisfaction 0
#5 - All are pleasing except the second to last one. I really hope …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2015 on For your satisfaction +1
#9 - kippomies (01/19/2015) [-]
is 4 dollars supposed to be a lot...?
#11 - mariopimp (01/19/2015) [-]
Well, considering lots of vehicles have around 20 gallon tanks. 20x4= There's $80 just to fill up. At least. My truck gets about 12 miles to the gallon and I drive about 70 miles a day (work commute) So I'm having to fill it back up every few days. That adds up fast. So some people prefer it being $1.80 a gallon instead of $4 I would've went into more detail but I am fucking horrible at math and I lost my train of thought..
User avatar #10 - Lambda (01/19/2015) [-]
Not by European standards, but I'm liking the way gas prices are falling in the US.
#25 - This is phase. 01/18/2015 on Name colour 0
#24 - I made this account almost five years ago. That's a pretty… 01/18/2015 on Name colour 0
#121 - you don't? 01/18/2015 on Expand Dong +4
#84 - I'd imagine that she'd have taken at least one shower since then.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Expand Dong +8
#119 - lolollo (01/18/2015) [-]
You wash your open soda cans in the shower?
User avatar #121 - Lambda (01/18/2015) [-]
you don't?
#5 - The first one's a quote from Garden State. Unless of cour… 01/18/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
#147 - As heartlessrobot mentioned, there could also be a confounding…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on USA! 0
User avatar #148 - aldothenazi (01/18/2015) [-]
You are true sir, and a scholar.
#125 - Well, the population of the US is a great deal higher than the…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/18/2015 on USA! +1
User avatar #143 - aldothenazi (01/18/2015) [-]
Doesnt china have more people though? And look where that is in the list.
User avatar #147 - Lambda (01/18/2015) [-]
As heartlessrobot mentioned, there could also be a confounding variable here: this is only those who have been caught. Could be that the US is better at catching killers and china may have a lot more that were never caught.
User avatar #148 - aldothenazi (01/18/2015) [-]
You are true sir, and a scholar.
#145 - wwttff (01/18/2015) [-]
Don't they kill their own people? What the fuck makes you think that the care about murder?
User avatar #146 - aldothenazi (01/18/2015) [-]
Well yousa got point there.
User avatar #126 - heartlessrobot (01/18/2015) [-]
You're correct. Also, these are known and caught serial killers, it may just be a statement on the efficiency of the police force.
User avatar #142 - malific (01/18/2015) [-]
Also Russia had a number of serial killers that they refused to call serial killers because they were saying it was something that only happens in the US.
#122 - Is this per capita, or in total? Because you really have to ta…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/18/2015 on USA! +2
User avatar #141 - jewishcommunazi (01/18/2015) [-]
True, the USA is like the third most populous country in the world.
User avatar #123 - heartlessrobot (01/18/2015) [-]
In total.
User avatar #125 - Lambda (01/18/2015) [-]
Well, the population of the US is a great deal higher than the other countries, so if a certain percentage of the population are killers, of course the US is going to have more than the others.
The real question is, what percentage of the population are killers? I'd still predict that the US would be higher, but not this much higher.
User avatar #143 - aldothenazi (01/18/2015) [-]
Doesnt china have more people though? And look where that is in the list.
User avatar #147 - Lambda (01/18/2015) [-]
As heartlessrobot mentioned, there could also be a confounding variable here: this is only those who have been caught. Could be that the US is better at catching killers and china may have a lot more that were never caught.
User avatar #148 - aldothenazi (01/18/2015) [-]
You are true sir, and a scholar.
#145 - wwttff (01/18/2015) [-]
Don't they kill their own people? What the fuck makes you think that the care about murder?
User avatar #146 - aldothenazi (01/18/2015) [-]
Well yousa got point there.
User avatar #126 - heartlessrobot (01/18/2015) [-]
You're correct. Also, these are known and caught serial killers, it may just be a statement on the efficiency of the police force.
User avatar #142 - malific (01/18/2015) [-]
Also Russia had a number of serial killers that they refused to call serial killers because they were saying it was something that only happens in the US.
#42 - advantages of being a girl: You can be sexually aroused in… 01/18/2015 on Advantages +3
#120 - It's like Hussein's Koran written in blood. It's a sin to … 01/18/2015 on Anon knows how to defeat ISIS 0
#10 - I have well water, and it's orange. 01/17/2015 on Living with city water 0
#12 - This looks rather fragile, like it could easily break off insi…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2015 on the future is here! +23
User avatar #65 - hellomynameisbill (01/18/2015) [-]
It's purposely the size of a micro usb connector, and those things never fucking break
User avatar #43 - okamiterasu (01/18/2015) [-]
That isn't the type c connector. whatever it is, it's almost identical to apple's lightning plug.
User avatar #28 - wotterpatch (01/18/2015) [-]
If you haven't used/felt one people are going to think that. They're totally solid, as opposed to micro USB which is pins. They're way tougher than they look
#8 - I'm really curious, does that elephant only paint what he's tr…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Wish I could draw 0
User avatar #11 - outlastgaming (01/17/2015) [-]
nope, they are beat/tortured until they do this.
if they pick up the wrong brush they get tasered, whipped, etc. it takes months/years but eventually they can paint multiple kinds of pictures
then the paintings are sold for $500-$1500
its all marketed in a disgusting kind of way: "they love to paint!", "support an endangered species!", "original paintings by real elephants!"
#10 - anonymous (01/17/2015) [-]
They do demonstrate some creativity. I watched a short documentary about this in art appreciation--they use painting techniques without training that humans didn't discover until the 19th century.
#43 - I would add two more categories of anger. Hot anger, whic… 01/17/2015 on Two Types of Anger +2
#11 - Yes it is. I've known a few stoners who had to quit smoki…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Stoner pie 0
User avatar #22 - therebemoose (01/17/2015) [-]
I can attest the opposite as well. I have smoked for about a decade now and I still am skinny as I rail. I eat whatever I want (including the stoner pie pictured above which comes from Gumby's Pizza) and cannot seem to gain weight by eating alone. It's all about the metabolism.
#15 - I enlarged this. Then I tried to click the NEXT button in the pic. 01/17/2015 on Stealing +2
#17 - Best I can tell, it's a term used to mean, "I disagree wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2015 on It's the truth 0
#22 - ilikepatatas (01/17/2015) [-]
yojust remindin you i keep doing the thing btw a faggot thumbed you down
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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