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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:8/02/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1004
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Comment Thumbs: 69968 total,  74709 ,  4741
Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 31.6% (316/1000)
Level 365 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 366 Comments: FJ Noble
Subscribers:9
Content Views:16584
Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:10070
FJ Points:39179

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#2 - Must have been 4:30 on Friday at the factory.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2015 on Oh lawdy +8
User avatar #5 - theugandanhero (07/17/2015) [-]
Highly likely. I've also been thinking that if it was just a mentos with a nail in it, why no dents or even a tooth mark or two? If it was, she could get a replacement as easy as buying a pack of mentos.
#50 - Picture 07/17/2015 on Mecha Hitler +3
#15 - Well, it is how we propagate our species, so we're built and w… 07/16/2015 on RIGHT Now +4
#14 - I wouldn't really expect any of these tumblr things to be true. 07/16/2015 on Diplomacy +1
#17 - There's an easy way around that. Have the human forces divide …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Unpredictable +14
User avatar #20 - emiyashirou (07/17/2015) [-]
But what if they predicted the humans would do that?
User avatar #21 - Lambda (07/17/2015) [-]
That knowledge wouldn't help them. They'd still have to fight the disorganized humans.
#7 - fifteen bucks, little man, put that **** in my han… 07/16/2015 on jay and silent boob +6
#10 - This is a metaphor for my life. 07/16/2015 on Anon breaks his toilet 0
#149 - If this is what we've come to, is it even worth it to have sex…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2015 on Fucking Cunts Getting Mad 0
#151 - helenwheels (07/16/2015) [-]
Yes, because it hasn't come to this.
This is fabricated hysteria.
#244 - She's an anti-american and anti-white blogger. Basically tumblr IRL. 07/13/2015 on Confederate America +1
#30 - Yes, but these days, most power supplies are of the switching … 07/12/2015 on an adaptor would be easier +2
#5 - Well, at least he's already in the shower. 07/10/2015 on pickup the.... +2
#81 - fourth reich. 07/10/2015 on EU economic crisis +5
#17 - And what, exactly, do you think clouds are? 07/09/2015 on Conspiracy Theories +6
#43 - Sterno is illegal?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2015 on Invisible methanol fire 0
User avatar #52 - LocoJoe (07/10/2015) [-]
I think he meant white phosphorus.
#3451 - **Lambda used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **Lambda rolls 423** … 07/09/2015 on Roll trips and a mod will... 0
#178 - Exactly as fast as it goes through the pig. It's all made of t… 07/09/2015 on That'll do pig, that'll do 0
#4 - Black lives only matter when the media wants to whip up a frenzy. 07/08/2015 on Black lives matter... (?) +15
#27 - All true except the last one. I think every generation in hist… 07/08/2015 on Today 0
#52 - I bleep the hands of my fingers by unscrewing the tentacles of… 07/08/2015 on Random Medical Facts, #2 0
#9 - Any idea what happened here?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Why diving is dangerous 0
User avatar #11 - xplosevdiarrhea (07/08/2015) [-]
It's just moving water. Waves go to shore then the water flows back. Various hydraulic principles like Bernoulli's can explain it's strength, but HUGE amounts of water are displaced when a wave goes by, and the result are very dangerous. Why it's a good idea to avoid swimming in the ocean unless it's clearly safe.
User avatar #18 - thenamecreator (07/08/2015) [-]
Is he okay?
#19 - glowparty (07/08/2015) [-]
probably not, this happened to me when i was spear fishing once, never fucking again. i got trashed on a coral reef for 10 minutes trying to get my flippers off while being battered by 5ft waves, not a pleasant experience lost my spear gun and got some gnarly scars. never turn your back on a wave not even for a big juicy parrot fish.
User avatar #20 - thenamecreator (07/08/2015) [-]
#22 - glowparty (07/08/2015) [-]
picture his head hitting a rock while hes being swept backwards
#53 - About the HDMI cable one: That's only partially true. It's… 07/07/2015 on Insider secrets 0
#138 - I was so happy to see these actors playing those roles. It was… 07/07/2015 on Professor X and Magneto 0
#214 - Yes, that's true. The water is slowed down and therefore loses… 07/07/2015 on So simple, it's genius 0
#14 - No, it's not. This is a joke. It's supposed to be funny, not a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2015 on Purse = Poo +6
User avatar #19 - gittons (07/06/2015) [-]
well i fail to see the humor in it but whatever,
everything on FJ it is a joke you know.
#9 - In my opinion, high driving is equivalent to distracted drivin…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2015 on alternative pay +11
User avatar #59 - Deeticky (07/07/2015) [-]
I think this whole notion that being high while driving is completely safe is ridiculous. Research has found that people who get behind the wheel while under the influence of marijuana are twice as likely to cause car accidents.

Source: usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/health/story/health/story/2012-02-09/Marijuana-users-twice-as-likely-to-cause-car-crash/53031202/1

If people want to legalize marijuana, they should be pushing for responsible use.

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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