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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#18 - You know, he looks exactly like the sort of guy I'd expect to …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on even tumblr hates tumblr +5
#23 - princessren (11/25/2014) [-]
obligatory
bowties also just happen to be cool
#13 - In all seriousness, whenever you see youtube videos of idiots …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on What a hotty +2
#22 - BloodyTurds (11/24/2014) [-]
I don't think stop, drop, and roll works all that well when covered in an accelerant.. in-which case running to water is probably often the best solution....
User avatar #14 - pwnagraphy (11/24/2014) [-]
Instead of thinking about 'Stop Drop and Roll" You're thinking more along the lines of "Jesus fucking Christ someone help me I'm on fire"
#23 - Oh the memories.... sneaking Halo CE onto school computers bac… 11/24/2014 on PC Mustard Rice +1
#11 - Christ this is old. This was going around the internet when Cl…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on old people +1
User avatar #12 - lordbrauner (11/24/2014) [-]
So was Monica Lewinski
#18 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
#21 - Mine did too, but then I removed the silver plastic that went … 11/23/2014 on Annoying Laptop 0
#20 - I seed at home. But seeding at college is what gets people cau…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Shwoop 0
User avatar #22 - wertgf (11/22/2014) [-]
My uni actually stop p2p completely, so I have to do direct downloads only. It's a real pain since I have to do it through tor too.
#35 - Well I imagine it would be enforced by computers. Obviously yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on but what about my male... 0
User avatar #49 - zilvox (11/22/2014) [-]
You can't have cameras watching toilets in most states, regardless of who you claim is watching.
#35 - I don't think it's all that dangerous. We all used to do it in… 11/22/2014 on 10 Neat Chemistry and... 0
#96 - Comment deleted 11/22/2014 on Why did U do it? 0
#80 - Well, the people I've those secret crushes on have been attrac… 11/21/2014 on I doubt it though 0
#13 - They want to be left alone, well, I don't ****** …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/20/2014 on World’s Hardest Place to... +5
#21 - gohex (11/20/2014) [-]
I guess. My only fear would be if someone visited them, they might catch a bunch of diseases from us. Or vice versa.

At the same time I think we should work together to progress humanity, leaving small pockets untouched may have a beauty to it but I think in the end they'd appreciate longer lifespans, learning more beauty the world can offer and the aid we can give their children, minds and bodies.

Plus being hostile to someone bearing gifts is pretty evil, even if we are sorely overpowered vs them.
User avatar #41 - ieatpaste (11/20/2014) [-]
leave them alone godammit
#64 - gohex (11/21/2014) [-]
but why?
User avatar #65 - ieatpaste (11/21/2014) [-]
why bother them? leave at least one place the way it should be
#66 - gohex (11/21/2014) [-]
"the way it should be"

I don't think human advancement is going to be the end of our planet, I think it's the start of something amazing. Our future advancements will save our planet one day, I think. Not just from ourselves, but from natural disasters too. I believe in the human race. I don't think we're all doing it wrong and should feel shame. I think we should share the great stuff we've discovered with our brethren hidden away on random islands.
User avatar #67 - ieatpaste (11/21/2014) [-]
fuck that the way its going earth is just going to be one slab of concrete im just happy ill be dead soon
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#68 - gohex (11/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry you feel that way bro. <3
User avatar #70 - ieatpaste (11/21/2014) [-]
me too
#4 - All internet pirates can trace the origin of their trade back …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Mozart +14
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User avatar #24 - Ashtaroth (11/20/2014) [-]
I don't know man. There's been piracy for a long time. When Ook and Zog were pounding out those hot beats with two rocks and a plucked rope of mammoth nerves outside the cave, getting all the hairy bitches, Troz was watching. Then Troz and his buddy Ferm had the hot beats at his cave, and them hairy bitches were all up in that.
User avatar #57 - aldkai (11/20/2014) [-]
Rockstar.
#42 - holyshitcake (11/20/2014) [-]
#111 - Put this ink in a 3D printer and you could print circuit board… 11/20/2014 on Conductive ink +1
#3 - Mondays. also tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, friday mor… 11/19/2014 on Ever have a day that feels... 0
#20 - Machine shop 101: The lathe is stronger than you. It has no co…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on machines fight better than me +204
#71 - animalsslamina (11/20/2014) [-]
Guy I worked with on a ship had one of his buddies get taken off right before I got there. He got two fingers caught in a piece he was turning, and the lathe ripped the tendons right out of his arm like pasta on a fork. Respect the Lathe Overlord.
#85 - knarlyfish (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #29 - heartlessrobot (11/19/2014) [-]
Machine Shop rule #1: Every machine is stronger than you. They have no concept of mercy. Unless it has a sawstop. That one, single machine, has mercy.
#16 - Yeah. That's how it goes. Depressed people don't want other pe… 11/19/2014 on I don't really know how to... 0
#4 - "Which Johnny Depp character should I dress up as?" …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Im not sure how I feel... +113
#18 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Same top comment every time this gets posted.
User avatar #10 - notorc (11/20/2014) [-]
"What do you want for dinner? Chicken or pizza?"
"uhh... YES"
#14 - icantevenrightnow (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - notorc (11/20/2014) [-]
srry bby.
ill try harder next time

#15 - The majority of the comments would probably be saying like, &q… 11/19/2014 on If moonlanding was to... +1
#37 - It's just an AR painted up to look like a nailgun. 11/19/2014 on SHIT TYRONE! RUUUUNNNN +5
#27 - It's so true to. In front of my building, cars will try an… 11/19/2014 on Hit me +1
#12 - You must be the only person in the world who isn't excited abo… 11/19/2014 on Comet +2
#11 - have you SEEN the thing?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Comet +3
User avatar #13 - Anonomousthirteen (11/19/2014) [-]
Holy fuck, that IS erotic!
#34 - I don't much like this sort of architecture. I've always felt … 11/18/2014 on Imagine the scent! 0
#1 - I am so relevant.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Happy 10th Birthday HL2 +1
#2 - goodhomer (11/18/2014) [-]
Good for you.
#17 - Most likely, Toph is going to team up with Korra, Bolin, and V…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Legend of Toph +3
User avatar #22 - iphoneguy (11/17/2014) [-]
That would be ultra epic, but let's not forget mako and asami
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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