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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:5/22/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1604
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 3444 total,  3603 ,  159
Comment Thumbs: 67963 total,  72642 ,  4679
Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 83.6% (836/1000)
Level 363 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 364 Comments: FJ Noble
Subscribers:9
Content Views:16531
Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:9810
FJ Points:37699

latest user's comments

#17 - It's uncanny.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Suit Up +18
#24 - anonymous (05/06/2015) [-]
For such power to go to waste on a pitiful human, would be torture.
#12 - I've always wondered what happens if you get mugged and have n…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2015 on logic +1
User avatar #35 - funnyjunkforlife (05/06/2015) [-]
I was on my way home last year when I got mugged
All I had was like 10bucks if not less and a shit Chinese phone that was small as fuck
The mugger was like what the duck is this shit and then slapped me and took off with his partner on his bike
#29 - anonymous (05/06/2015) [-]
They might try to take anything, such as a watch, shoes, shit idk I don't mug poor people.
#16 - fartingzombie (05/06/2015) [-]
What if they're a necrophiliac?
#36 - That's so cool. I would have been thrilled to have that awesom… 05/06/2015 on Mothra +5
#75 - The actual sound level is insignificant once it's less then 0d… 05/06/2015 on silence kills. +1
#6 - 1. buy 2014 Dom Perignon 2. wait 3. ??? 4. profit  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on fact stuff +1
User avatar #7 - winstonwolfe (05/05/2015) [-]
If stored correctly then yes..
#4 - What series?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Thug Life 0
User avatar #5 - tvfreakuk (05/04/2015) [-]
X-Men
#27 - That's what the government wants you to remember. 05/04/2015 on The Real 9/11 0
#3 - It's in Austin, Texas. So are the other two. 05/04/2015 on Donut Taco Palace 2 0
#35 - When I was in high school, I dreamed of a system of secret tun… 05/04/2015 on Adam Sandler 0
#54 - It extended some sort of thin, mucusy fibers. The fibers stuck… 05/04/2015 on I'd put a trigger warning +1
#45 - I would have to guess that a series of events occurred that re…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Always wear a helmet! +5
User avatar #49 - raffinrox (05/04/2015) [-]
that is a very astute observation
User avatar #46 - Awesomecarrot (05/04/2015) [-]
technicallycorrect.jpg
#69 - I thought it was slang for pussycat, to mean "scaredy-cat".  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Pusillanimous +8
User avatar #73 - mutzaki (05/04/2015) [-]
That is the actual reason. Tumblr overthinks stuff. They also misuse "literally".
#18 - Yes, it's normal. After 18 or so, birthdays are more sad than … 05/03/2015 on Today is my birthday 0
#9 - spooky 05/03/2015 on Welcome, fuckboy +1
#3 - Picture 05/02/2015 on The munchies are real +9
#292 - Hey admin, why no HTTPS? 05/02/2015 on Friday night, what are you... +1
#5 - I guess. It's kinda neat, though, to be doing a thing that nob… 05/01/2015 on .3254361 0
#3 - TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVES  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on there can only be one +23
User avatar #19 - advice (05/01/2015) [-]
they have to stay their till they're men?
#33 - dat riced out firefox 05/01/2015 on Lets get some pinkies +3
#46 - You speak of casual sex, anti-intellectualism, and celebrity w… 04/30/2015 on We've lost the value of ... 0
#44 - Is this true, though? Every generation says something like thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2015 on We've lost the value of ... +2
#45 - anonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
Too a point, yes.
We no longer value relationships or talking.

At least 2 generations ago people would actually date, they would go walking and court each other. They would get to know each other before anything else.
Now people's idea of dating is going to bed together, moving in, having a kid and wondering why it all went wrong in the space of 9 months.
We rarely court now at all.

As a society we value the stupid idiots whose family should be ashamed of them. We don't celebrate Dr. Bob for being a world class heart/brain surgeon and saving hundreds of lives throughout his career.
We celebrate retards like Joey Essex, Snookie and Kim Kardashian who have done literally nothing worth talking about and are so stupid they probably fall for 'charge your phone in the microwave' every fucking time, but are so rich they just buy another one because we reward them for being thick as shit.

Honestly those people should be shamed into oblivion and the people that are worth something should be celebrated. World class doctors, amazing pilots flying in bad weather and keeping everyone alive, even just Bill the fireman should be rewarded more than shits like Joey Essex.
User avatar #46 - Lambda (04/30/2015) [-]
You speak of casual sex, anti-intellectualism, and celebrity worship.
But were these things REALLY any less prevalent in the past?
#54 - Although upon reading it again it seems they didn't identify t… 04/30/2015 on Time to riot, right? +2
#53 - The guy had a shotgun, just saying.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Time to riot, right? 0
User avatar #54 - Lambda (04/30/2015) [-]
Although upon reading it again it seems they didn't identify themselves as cops, which puts them in the wrong.
#15 - A good communist does not ask, "how many fascists are the… 04/30/2015 on Bad to the Bone +43
#42 - A student in my class emailed the professor and pleaded for an…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Finals Week +9
#48 - anonymous (04/30/2015) [-]
"The world will look up and cry Save Us!, I'll look down and whisper No"
User avatar #43 - riotshieldman (04/30/2015) [-]
the perfect teacher Go Facisem

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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