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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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#118 - It's a government conspiracy to force November birthdays. 02/02/2016 on waste his time 2016 0
#11 - Not a feminist. Free Inhabitant, it's different thing. A movem…  [+] (36 new replies) 02/02/2016 on Feminist gets arrested +610
#270 - crazycommando (02/02/2016) [-]
>listening to her talk....for fuck sake

#251 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**i get why they would do something like that. i find it horrifing how a selcet few can have completle controll over the lives of so many, but this girl is just an idiot
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#243 - semiprogravy (02/02/2016) [-]
soooooo theyre libertarians?
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#250 - oaky (02/02/2016) [-]
I am a libertarian and this is stupid
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#253 - semiprogravy (02/02/2016) [-]
it was a joke albeit not a particularly funny one
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#182 - hexadecimated (02/02/2016) [-]
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
Nah, she's a femmy.
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#164 - stinkbugfrick (02/02/2016) [-]
They're just as stupid as the feminists, believing in made up horse shit. She's so fucking annoying all I want to do is back her head against the car, have some hobo rape her, then cut her stomach open and hang her up by her own intestines as an example for those cunts.
#258 - quilathe (02/02/2016) [-]
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#225 - deathweaver (02/02/2016) [-]
Wishing death on people you don't agree with doesn't make you better than those SJW/Feminists we all shit on.
#213 - thegazz (02/02/2016) [-]
Edgy.
#195 - longduckdong (02/02/2016) [-]
easy there tiger
#161 - alboorack (02/02/2016) [-]
like Eric Cartman?
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#139 - thedungeonmaster (02/02/2016) [-]
I haven't looked into this and it's probably a dumb question, but do they actually have any shred of right to do this? Like is free inhabitant an actual thing or is it just a bunch of (most likely) legally retarded people who think it's a thing? I only ask because I would lose my mind if I ever heard of this girl suing the cop and winning.
#203 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
As far as I know, it references the Articles of Confederation, which is the no-longer-applicable precursor to the Constitution. She may as well be saying that under the laws imposed by George III apply to her; it's the same time period and very equally not relevant to the US.
#155 - ellojello (02/02/2016) [-]
No, my comment >#150 has the full text of the section of the Articles of Confederation that she is referencing. All it did was let Free Inhabitants (i.e. not slaves) travel between states unimpeded. It made the States into the first Union which behaved more like the EU does today rather than the USA we know now. The USA we know now was established by a new Constitution in 1789 which completely superseded the AoC, so she is referencing something that isn't even in place now anyway.
#143 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
No. 100% No, I don't remember why precisely but the gist of it is that waaaaaaay back with the constitution or something, there where something called "Free inhabitants" who could travel between the states and trade freely without being part of any single state, however the something something has since made parts (or all of the consitution) completely irrelevant (legally speaking)
#129 - LarsGoes (02/02/2016) [-]
The "you are raping me" part has some aspects of that..
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#135 - deadlyfoez (02/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, the aspects of being my fetish. Too bad she likely never showers.
#107 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
so a modern day hippie?
#180 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
Just Right Wing.
#68 - fragman (02/02/2016) [-]
> not a feminist
> "this is rape! THIS IS RAPE!" *banshee cry*

seems legit
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#62 - peanutpwner (02/02/2016) [-]
potato potato
#43 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
problem with this is......laws protecting them is also not applied. So technically you can rob or injure a free inhabitant and the police have no obligation to help them. works both ways
#219 - macgiollauidhir (02/02/2016) [-]
You really shit the bed there, Anon.
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#49 - paddypancake (02/02/2016) [-]
That's not how it works, though. Believing a legal status exists which makes you be exempt from all laws doesn't make you be exempt from all laws just as much as believing yourself to be exempt from all laws doesn't negate your rights.
#154 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
Not dissimilar to the concept of "Outlaws"
#86 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
Nigga what
#104 - iseeyoufapping (02/02/2016) [-]
Thinking that laws don't apply to you doesn't change jack shit; it doesn't change how you can act or be treated.
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#64 - sirinsanity (02/02/2016) [-]
Oh shit, I just noticed I put new twice.
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#38 - luciafoxx (02/02/2016) [-]
so she was using a law that died about 11 years after the U.S. was founded?
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#121 - thedugster (02/02/2016) [-]
not to mention that she completely misinterpreted the actual statements in that article
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#63 - vladhellsing (02/02/2016) [-]
*misusing
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#42 - lilnuggetbob (02/02/2016) [-]
Yes.
#51 - brianslarson (02/02/2016) [-]
**brianslarson used "*roll picture*"**
**brianslarson rolled image**Now that's just advanced stupid
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#15 - trollmobile (02/02/2016) [-]
oh man, you have the same profile picture as some massive retard i used to know
thought you were him
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2016 on Hacker +4
#10 - icanhasaccount (02/02/2016) [-]
i was absolutely sure this was going to be posted here. good on you
#25 - I have to say I've never been called out on any of those stupi…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2016 on This should cheer you up +10
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#60 - SemiAnon (01/22/2016) [-]
I've never experienced any of the things we all constantly bitch about in real life.

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#28 - theugandanhero (01/21/2016) [-]
Yup
Starting arguments for the sake of arguing

Like, no one cares about the Kardashian family anymore. But if you go onto Facebook, they'll be in the "trending" window at least 4-5 times a week, so that they can tell people something "controversial" is happening when it really isn't.
#13 - Looks like them Duke boys are in a heap o' trouble. 01/20/2016 on Carrier Testing Catapult... +18
#47 - It could be very old, back when the dangers of x-rays weren't …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2016 on Thank Mr. Skeltal 0
#49 - batterybun (01/19/2016) [-]
Actually. That is the advertisement campaign of a company named Eizo, which specializes making Medical Imaging Technology.

The calendar itself is from the year 2010.
#91 - ironguy (01/20/2016) [-]
www.wired.com/2010/09/x-ray-pin-up-girls-are-just-pixels/

They are using 3d models.
Dont be sad.
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#88 - ironguy (01/20/2016) [-]
i think its marketing and 3d skeletons mapped onto normal images.

The Bone structure looks too simple and you dont see any tissue/organ reflection
#40 - This is not the news. 01/14/2016 on Sensible Censorship 0
#16 - Yeah, there's nothing feminazi about that story at all. People… 01/12/2016 on Social Norms +1
#53 - Plot twist: they're men. 01/12/2016 on yin & yang 0
#6 - All elevators have a roof hatch, but it can almost never be op… 01/12/2016 on Trapped in Elevator for 41... +9
#3 - I had a psychology teacher who would get right up next to slee…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on teacher doingitright... 0
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#8 - musicmic (01/12/2016) [-]
my psych teacher would slap underneath the sleepers desk. The guy was also missing the top halves of his first two fingers... he was a cool guy.
#10 - Don't worry, it takes a lot to actually get lead poisoning. Yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on OP fucked up +5
#33 - stoneshit (01/10/2016) [-]
You're the only person who actually talked about the subject without calling me a retard. Thanks for that, have a dank meme.
#18 - ohhh (01/10/2016) [-]
Don't worry, no need to go see a doc for assurance, this guy on the internet knows whats up. Not to be directed towards you i'm more or less saying don't trust fuckers online and see an actual doc.
#18 - Wow. I found this in the sources: A very thorou… 01/09/2016 on What Did This Man Do For... 0
#3 - It must be top gear. 01/08/2016 on oh mercy -1
#42 - Only partially. This is embellished quite heavily. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Which Slaves Cost More? +42
#77 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
The indentured servants thing is BS. Get your info from any black historian and they'll tell you that it's a way to downplay white slavery and make black slavery seem worse. Black historians will tell you that. White historians plagued with guilt and black "dindunuffins" will tell you otherwise because the history of slavery has to be blackwashed to make whites guilty and please black ignorance.
#67 - I didn't like beer the first few times I tried it. But on occa… 01/08/2016 on When you're challenged at... 0
#10 - Apparently "no" means "of" in japanese. …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on tfw no oc +6
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#29 - testaburger (01/08/2016) [-]
boku no pico
boku is a masculine way of saying "I"
Boku no becomes "my"
Pico is a name

Boku no pico = My pico
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#11 - noobtankz (01/08/2016) [-]
It's actually a lot more than that, but that's the simple way to put it yeah. It's more used to connect two nouns together. It's a possessive particle and is the difference between I name is and my name is. (watashi namae wa vs watashi no namae wa) But it's usage is rather wide. But the more correct, simple way, is it's a possessive particle. it makes X own Y.
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#40 - jesusisagoose (01/08/2016) [-]
hey everybody, this dragon is a huge nerd! Jk bby thanks for the info
#4 - Is this actually a real life problem? You'd think it wouldn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on All That Sarcasm 0
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#5 - anomorphous (01/03/2016) [-]
Newer ones do, but mercs would go for the cheaper, older ones, which DON'T have limits.
#4 - Something I'd expect from Bernard Black. 01/03/2016 on A Toast! 0
#7 - I wonder if this would actually work.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Rolls Royce +10
#21 - notafunnyguy (01/02/2016) [-]
Banks don't actually take your collateral into their possession until you default on your loan. By then, interest rates and mised payments fees would be costing you hundreds and it would take about 4-6 months of missed payments for the banks to reclaim collateral.

So short answer, no, it wouldn't. If every person getting a loan had to park their car with the bank after getting a loan, nobody would put their car as collateral.
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#65 - Indoknight (01/02/2016) [-]
get a $5 dollar loan for 1 day, default and only pay like $20 in interest
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#25 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
actually in europe here a lot of banks do take items in possession while giving credit. There are even companies specialized in withholding and managing things such as stock (historically champagne) for the banks.
#140 - what the hell was he trying to accomplish? how did they figure… 01/01/2016 on Stupid is as stupid does 0
#15 - The chances of this actually being upheld in court is extremel…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Still think we should just... 0
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#31 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2015) [-]
If it's law, the court will uphold it.
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#50 - jackstrafe (12/30/2015) [-]
So definitely a yes-no from you guys
#7 - "gimme all your--- uh, oh. ****." 12/29/2015 on Not Today +1
#67 - A dubious accomplishment but impressive nonetheless. 12/29/2015 on Pretty impressive 0
#3 - I bought a box of blueberries the other day and they have no f… 12/28/2015 on Blueberries 0
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#72 - lickmeforfree (10/05/2015) [-]
My duty has the King of Flaim is to defend my fellow citizens from what is wicked!
#71 - murrlogic (08/21/2015) [-]
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#64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
#65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
#66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
#67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
#69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
#58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
#59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
#60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
#62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
#61 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
#53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
#54 to #53 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
#48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
#49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
#50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
#52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know..****
#51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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#46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.