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#15 - Yeah I don't know how that's supposed to work. I wish I could …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Someone's defensive -4
#46 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
As a straight dude, I can confidently tell you that seeing the size of my ex's flaccid penis was the deciding factor in ending our relationship.
#29 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I figure if you've already performed the sex, and she found it satisfactory I don't think she would care how big it is flaccid.

I definitely read that article too though, about flaccid dick sizes affecting women's attraction
#59 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
effecting* sorry for being an indisputable fuckcunt dickbag cocksucking whorefucker
#77 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
I went and looked it up and I'm pretty sure you're right

ty based anon
#75 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Iou sure? I thought it was effect like special effects and affect like something is affected
User avatar #37 - Lambda (11/12/2014) [-]
Alright, so I'm not crazy then, there really was an article. I don't suppose you have the link to the article?
#76 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Nawh it was a long time ago
User avatar #28 - crispymcpee (11/12/2014) [-]
okay if you've never had a relationship I would suggest that you don't talk about your flaccid penis. the first time the you show it should be when it's hard and sex ready.

just a little tip
#39 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
Showing just the tip of it before sex seem really awkward, either show it all or don't show it at all. Not just your "little tip".
#19 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
>she happens to see your flaccid penis and it's not large enough, the relationship ends there as a matter of course.

That is the dumbest thing ever. Not directed at you, of course
#7 - Statements like that frighten me because they're a window into…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on such reasonable people +2
#10 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
No, the truth is that this skinny beta faggot would never have the guts to even say that to someone in real life, let alone actually do it. Were he to witness someone actually being skinned, he would likely puke his guts out and have nightmares about it for years no matter who they were. People like to act tough, and the internet is the perfect place for them to do it because there usually aren't any consequences for saying things like that.
#12 - databutt (11/12/2014) [-]
Until now!
>Right Gawker?
#10 - It's also been proven that flaccid size is more important than…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Someone's defensive 0
User avatar #49 - demigodofmadness (11/12/2014) [-]
I hate to break it to you, but people don't get defensive about whether or not their dick looks good, but whether or not it feels good. It's all about that having a big dick can give a woman a better orgasm.

But if you're packing 10 inches, that's a problem, because until she gets used to it, it'll just hurt. A lot.
User avatar #23 - ieatbengay (11/12/2014) [-]
i don't think you can prove an opinion
User avatar #16 - takingittoofar (11/11/2014) [-]
So you think if your dick was 5" flaccid and 6" hard she'd appreciate that more than 2" flaccid and 10" erect?



Wut.
User avatar #17 - Lambda (11/11/2014) [-]
Hey, I don't make the rules. It's just something I've read.
User avatar #18 - takingittoofar (11/11/2014) [-]
Hmmm, not going to call bullshit, But I am extremely sceptical.
#12 - sentinyl (11/11/2014) [-]
Well idk, them seeing your flaccid dick before you ask them on a date may not be the optimal situation.
User avatar #33 - lithiumdebator (11/12/2014) [-]
top kek
User avatar #15 - Lambda (11/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I don't know how that's supposed to work. I wish I could find the article, but it was from a psychological study that determined that flaccid penis size was more important than erect penis size for attraction.
I guess it means, that if you're already dating and she happens to see your flaccid penis and it's not large enough, the relationship ends there as a matter of course. I've never had a relationship, so I don't really know how they work. I'm guessing it's more complicated than that.
#46 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
As a straight dude, I can confidently tell you that seeing the size of my ex's flaccid penis was the deciding factor in ending our relationship.
#29 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I figure if you've already performed the sex, and she found it satisfactory I don't think she would care how big it is flaccid.

I definitely read that article too though, about flaccid dick sizes affecting women's attraction
#59 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
effecting* sorry for being an indisputable fuckcunt dickbag cocksucking whorefucker
#77 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
I went and looked it up and I'm pretty sure you're right

ty based anon
#75 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Iou sure? I thought it was effect like special effects and affect like something is affected
User avatar #37 - Lambda (11/12/2014) [-]
Alright, so I'm not crazy then, there really was an article. I don't suppose you have the link to the article?
#76 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Nawh it was a long time ago
User avatar #28 - crispymcpee (11/12/2014) [-]
okay if you've never had a relationship I would suggest that you don't talk about your flaccid penis. the first time the you show it should be when it's hard and sex ready.

just a little tip
#39 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
Showing just the tip of it before sex seem really awkward, either show it all or don't show it at all. Not just your "little tip".
#19 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
>she happens to see your flaccid penis and it's not large enough, the relationship ends there as a matter of course.

That is the dumbest thing ever. Not directed at you, of course
#4 - I'd imagine no, because THC isn't water-soluble. It's probably… 11/11/2014 on Dope On A Rope 0
#19 - Not all elevators have one of those inside the car.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Think fast. +3
User avatar #22 - Hreidmar (11/11/2014) [-]
I can confirm this. This was in Russia, at least based on the writing (though I could be a moron and it simply means that this was shown on Russian TV and nothing more.) Most elevators there are very outdated and frankly scary. I have rarely seen one with emergency buttons at all.
#116 - You know, I have never in my life read a comic book, or have b… 11/11/2014 on Old Man Logan (Final 2) 0
#7 - I have birds like this near my house. Their song is varied and… 11/11/2014 on The sound effects guy for... +1
#13 - I doubt they're consciously using these techniques. The practi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Check Your Privilege +5
User avatar #14 - respawnhydra (11/11/2014) [-]
its garunteed they didnt, actual research requires that the researcher has an IQ ove thirty-five
User avatar #15 - respawnhydra (11/11/2014) [-]
over* goddam my "e" and "r" kys need replacing
#74 - 1v1 us fgt 11/11/2014 on We are the Future 0
#3 - I used to love these comics. I didn't know she was still makin… 11/10/2014 on O YEAAA +7
#10 - I use a white bic lighter. Some people are superstitious about…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #45 - fuckinfuckinfuck (11/10/2014) [-]
u gonna get Jimi Hendrixed
#25 - I've got to say, I have to admire Kuvira's strong leadership. … 11/10/2014 on actually 0
#3 - If that happened to my house, I would keep the rock there and … 11/09/2014 on House Party +4
#101 - As a man with depression I can absolutely confirm this. Women …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on (untitled) +3
#116 - thearcher (11/08/2014) [-]
Preach
#132 - You know, this is meant to be humorous. But I do wonder, how m…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Wundercannonshrek +7
#197 - foxranger (11/08/2014) [-]
Good men fight for bad causes all the time.
#188 - greyhoundfd (11/08/2014) [-]
I've talked to a holocaust survivor and one of the things she said was that several times while they were in the camps the guards would give the jews their lunches instead of the "meals" (if you can even call it that) that were set aside for the workers. They typically disappeared within a couple days. Probably sent to the Eastern Front.
#156 - rougarte (11/08/2014) [-]
Most of them did. Most of the horrible things the Nazi leaders did was concealed from the rest of the soldiers or civilians. When they found out, they were really ashamed and that's why Germany is still paying such a huge ammount of resources and money to make it up to the people of Europe and the Middle East.
#165 - mytwocents (11/08/2014) [-]
Hitler was a good guy and a hero to everyone on FJ.
Deal with it.
User avatar #137 - sladee (11/08/2014) [-]
There's a picture going around of Nazi soldiers seeing footage of the concentration camps, and you can see their faces saying "what the fuck"
#17 - I think it's more like a subtle shout-out to BrBa, some little… 11/07/2014 on The Same Universe 0
#3 - import frog 11/07/2014 on Frogs +2
#15 - And the dog is so well trained that he does. I want a dog like…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Go for it kid, I was a... +6
#33 - blackmanrollipolli (11/07/2014) [-]
we can make one.
#65 - Did it paint this because it chose to, or because it was train…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on holy shit +2
User avatar #74 - aximil (11/07/2014) [-]
Elephants are one of the few animals to know what they are and recognize themselves in a reflection. It was drawing itself. Later on it draws a tree from it's plains in the savanna in the same picture.
#10 - Scientiology is quite brilliant in its implimentation. See, th… 11/07/2014 on for sauce +12
#5 - Why are people so obsessed with sex, anyway? Furthermore, why …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Harvard's Sex Week 0
#7 - loljkisback (11/05/2014) [-]
Because sex has existed for millions of years, something natural and necessary, that is not something to be shamed.
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Oopse! I'm fooled +159
#40 - nerdymonika Comment deleted by Lambda
#5 - gittons Comment deleted by Lambda
#15 - "Local politicians have defended the ordinance, saying th… 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#8 - **** like this is what makes me distrust the news media. 11/03/2014 on #EbolainDoritos +53
#38 - You're in luck, then. Here's how you build it:  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Nothing 0
User avatar #43 - heartbleed (11/03/2014) [-]
Thx m8
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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