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#33 - It's a serious issue? **** , I didn't even know it…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2015 on DYK Comp #86 0
#35 - jaisharha (01/25/2015) [-]
I don't know if it really is that serious, I think it all comes down to why it happens. I would suggest asking a doctor if you can.
User avatar #36 - Lambda (01/25/2015) [-]
I don't really like doctors or hospitals much. I'd have to be dying to visit one.
#37 - jaisharha (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah... I have always felt the same... sometimes you really do have to though.
#34 - So, is there anything that these freelancers can actually do w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on Freelancing is a health risk 0
User avatar #36 - playerdous (01/25/2015) [-]
Well if they have access to the clients product like a web page they can fuck it up or take it down I assume.
As for doing work that can't be taken back, maybe smalls claims court and they have to cover the cost on your end too.
#24 - This sort of broadcast intrusion is hard, because not only is … 01/25/2015 on Unbelievable Keks +1
#103 - I don't know them all, there's a lot of them. But shellfish, w…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Christian tubs +6
User avatar #136 - slenderwolf (01/25/2015) [-]
I wise man once said, "Some people were born to eat puss, and some people were born to suck cock, but God loves us anyway."
#104 - crimsonhunter (01/25/2015) [-]
I loved that a lot
I took a screenshot
#98 - It says it's an abomination. Along with a very long list of ot…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Christian tubs +4
User avatar #100 - crimsonhunter (01/25/2015) [-]
give me the quotes
i'll prove them all wrog with the one where God says he loves all of his children
User avatar #115 - tyrson (01/25/2015) [-]
You can love someone, and still kill them.
It's pretty much the whole point of the book.

And the Old Testament is pretty clear that gay guys should be killed.
Lesbians, however, I don't think are mentioned.

Most of the book is so setting-specific that 80% of it is just useless at this point.
User avatar #287 - aaronsalsa (01/26/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Christian+tubs/funny-pictures/5432934/282#282

God was talking unto Moses to speak to the Isrealites he was leading at the time, all of Leviticus pretty much lays out the Laws of the ancient Orthidox Jewish religion, something we Chrisitans do not practise not care about. I eat shellfish and I have a few homosexual friends at college. Christians don't believe in what are called "The Laws of Moses." You guys are right though, this was being said during a time when countries and cities were founded upon specific beliefs that ruled the land, but its the 21st century so we allow for everyone to practise whatever practise they want.
User avatar #290 - tyrson (01/26/2015) [-]
Well, Christians SHOULDN'T care, but many of them do. Don't tell me the churches don't teach the 10 commandments, or preach about the sins of homosexuality, tattoos, and other such things.
User avatar #295 - aaronsalsa (01/26/2015) [-]
The ten commandments are being taught yes, but none of them cover actually caring or governing countries laws based on religious morals.

Tattoos aren't taught in church as being a sin, my old youth pastor had quite a number of tattoos. We are to not put demonic symbols on our skin for....obvious reasons though

And by "stuff like that" do you mean like "No Smoking", "No Drugs", yea.

But don't we all already know that? It's not like those were anything original that you needed a religion to tell you about
User avatar #302 - tyrson (01/26/2015) [-]
your church sounds a lot better than the one I grew up in.
User avatar #303 - aaronsalsa (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm sorry man, I too grew up in a pretty strict church, but when i turned 10 or so its when we moved and got a new church. My old church spoke of really stereotypical christian things like

"Don't listen to metal music"
"Pokemon is evil"
"Hug girls from the side"

It was torture.
User avatar #103 - Lambda (01/25/2015) [-]
I don't know them all, there's a lot of them. But shellfish, wearing clothing of two different material are two of them. Along with homosexuality.
Point is, it's all BS, remnants from the culture of ancient societies. Anyone who really calls themselves a christian (which means christ-like, people tend to forget that) shouldn't hate or shun anybody.

But we live in a world where hate is more important to people than love, and they'll find any reason they can to hate and kill each other and feel superior to those who they deem inferior. Such is life.
User avatar #136 - slenderwolf (01/25/2015) [-]
I wise man once said, "Some people were born to eat puss, and some people were born to suck cock, but God loves us anyway."
#104 - crimsonhunter (01/25/2015) [-]
I loved that a lot
I took a screenshot
#32 - Yeah, I didn't say he was a saint. Customs of that culture bac… 01/25/2015 on Muslim Women Drivers +1
#65 - ***** I wash the FLOOR of my shower before I take… 01/25/2015 on Aint that the truth 0
#17 - So basically a gloryhole with a door. 01/25/2015 on ok you got me... +5
#28 - If I recall, other than the normal male-dominance of the time …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Muslim Women Drivers +6
#31 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
He'd probably be okay with it after fucking his 9 yr old wife
User avatar #32 - Lambda (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I didn't say he was a saint. Customs of that culture back then were pretty fucked up. Sadly some of them have survived to the present day.
#8 - You should go to the place and let us know how it is.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on This is awesome +1
User avatar #9 - turdparty (01/25/2015) [-]
i looked it up, its only half an hour from where i live, maybe next weekend.
User avatar #10 - mechanicexplain (01/25/2015) [-]
Do it and post pics.
#4 - Beer from the vending machine? Glorious, absolutely glorious. 01/25/2015 on The Saga Of Dryerman +9
#7 - It's short for Mung Dahl, which is a food like everything else… 01/25/2015 on Chowder +39
#6 - The phone company's what? 01/24/2015 on Phone Wars +13
#4 - "Do you drug test? Also, how much am I gonna get paid? … 01/23/2015 on interview questions 0
#64 - Also that last one, I'm pretty sure I've seen that picture wit… 01/23/2015 on Disease comp 0
#63 - I wonder, would a person with anencephaly be legally considere… 01/23/2015 on Disease comp 0
#18 - The bat project was a serious thing. They would have gone ahea… 01/23/2015 on DYK Comp #81 0
#12 - I found it at a thrift store. It's probably somebody else's pa…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Previously Undeveloped film... +7
#14 - noobpeller (01/23/2015) [-]
and then it turns out it does have pictures of your parents fucking. That would multiply the disturbing factor by like 5.
#8 - I found an old Brownie Bullet a few days ago. It still has fil…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Previously Undeveloped film... +11
User avatar #11 - squiblles (01/23/2015) [-]
I hope to christ it's nothing but dick pics and selfies
User avatar #9 - mondominiman (01/23/2015) [-]
It's probably your parents fucking
User avatar #12 - Lambda (01/23/2015) [-]
I found it at a thrift store. It's probably somebody else's parents fucking.
#14 - noobpeller (01/23/2015) [-]
and then it turns out it does have pictures of your parents fucking. That would multiply the disturbing factor by like 5.
#68 - They perceive at the same time. It works out the same.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Framerate fo days +3
User avatar #109 - steppenwolfvg (01/23/2015) [-]
also humans can only see 2 colors
#66 - Let's assume for a minute that were true. A full HD screen…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Framerate fo days +13
User avatar #67 - steppenwolfvg (01/23/2015) [-]
but humans have 2 eyes
User avatar #68 - Lambda (01/23/2015) [-]
They perceive at the same time. It works out the same.
User avatar #109 - steppenwolfvg (01/23/2015) [-]
also humans can only see 2 colors
#65 - Unfortunately, a lot of these "systems" of our socie… 01/22/2015 on Thank you 0
#57 - It's the effect of an "Optimizing Artificial Intelligence…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Thank you +1
User avatar #60 - theclaymore (01/22/2015) [-]
Perfectly put. And that's exactly how it was there.They only actually helped me cause i wanted to get help (understandably) but what about the people who need to me Shown that they Can be helped and it's not over? It's a failed system, I only got out because I was willing after I really Really realized what I had done, some people aren't so lucky/open minded so they need more. It's a shit show, how people "help" people mentally
User avatar #87 - jdrinfantry (01/23/2015) [-]
Still.. you made it out alive, and I think that's better than if they just respected your decision.
I'm all for the personal choice, and the easy way out.
But I think you've got some living to do. We all go down that road at one point in our life, I'm glad someone got to you in time.
User avatar #65 - Lambda (01/22/2015) [-]
Unfortunately, a lot of these "systems" of our society are failed.
Due to the AI effect, the larger that an institution gets, the more they lose sight of why they existed in the first place. Nobody actually wants to help anyone, at this point. most of em are just following a program.
#50 - I've always found it funny that suicide is so illegal. It…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Thank you +1
User avatar #53 - theclaymore (01/22/2015) [-]
Yeah when my friend called the police on me I was PISSED (understatement) because one, that meant i would go to the ER and survive and 2 (just like i knew would happen) when i got there i was told I could either go to jail cause i broke the law or go to a mandatory recovery program until i got discharged. "Yeah i know you dont want to be on this earth but im going to throw you in jail, i'm sure THAT will make you want to stay here more ^^" -_-
User avatar #57 - Lambda (01/22/2015) [-]
It's the effect of an "Optimizing Artificial Intelligence" being put in charge of things. The goal that it's given is to minimize deaths, so even if they have to strap you to a table for the rest of your natural life, that would be considered a success for them.
And by "artificial intelligence", I don't mean a computer. We're not quite there yet. But large numbers of people working together in an organization such that no one individual is responsible for the organization's actions, you essentially have an amoral neural network intelligence. It doesn't care if anybody's happy, it just has its programmed instructions to follow. Create institutions that promote feelings of worthlessness and then "solve" the problem by preventing them from killing themselves.
Hence we get "The Machine" that's responsible for a bunch of irrational decisions like not respecting an individual's right to end their life if they so choose.
User avatar #60 - theclaymore (01/22/2015) [-]
Perfectly put. And that's exactly how it was there.They only actually helped me cause i wanted to get help (understandably) but what about the people who need to me Shown that they Can be helped and it's not over? It's a failed system, I only got out because I was willing after I really Really realized what I had done, some people aren't so lucky/open minded so they need more. It's a shit show, how people "help" people mentally
User avatar #87 - jdrinfantry (01/23/2015) [-]
Still.. you made it out alive, and I think that's better than if they just respected your decision.
I'm all for the personal choice, and the easy way out.
But I think you've got some living to do. We all go down that road at one point in our life, I'm glad someone got to you in time.
User avatar #65 - Lambda (01/22/2015) [-]
Unfortunately, a lot of these "systems" of our society are failed.
Due to the AI effect, the larger that an institution gets, the more they lose sight of why they existed in the first place. Nobody actually wants to help anyone, at this point. most of em are just following a program.
#26 - Still seems like a pain in the ass. 01/22/2015 on As if... 0
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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