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#4 - Why would they do that there where it's so obvious? 11/13/2014 on Hot Boxin +6
#1 - I'm seriously considering building a cell phone jammer, beacus…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Movies with friends +43
#9 - viralkamina (11/14/2014) [-]
yea. as does my girlfriend.
She is like "lets watch something together", then we watch something and she is always on her phone. and im like "girl you have a horible taste i would not watch this shit if it wasnt for you so you better watch that shit with me"
#8 - flukeman (11/14/2014) [-]
MFW its the best part of the movie and they're not looking up from their phones.
User avatar #3 - demigodofmadness (11/14/2014) [-]
Maybe because you're trying to force your movie preferences on someone else instead of trying to encourage them to want to watch the movie. I've been in that situation before, my friends try to get me to watch war movies all the time, but I don't like war movies, at all, so when they put that movie on when I'm at their house I play games on my phone because the movie bores me.
User avatar #4 - Lambda (11/14/2014) [-]
See I thought of that. And I started letting them choose the movies instead.
AND IT WAS THE SAME FUCKING DEAL. Always with the phones.
User avatar #6 - yunoavailable (11/14/2014) [-]
I ahve friends who go to the theater and still are on their phones every thirty seconds. I'm like seriously, can you not be disconnected for two fucking hours
User avatar #5 - demigodofmadness (11/14/2014) [-]
Lol, no stopping those people then. Unless they're picking movies they've already seen, in which they picked it because you'd enjoy it, but they don't really want to watch it because they've already seen it.

If I introduce a movie to a friend of mine that I've seen before I'm totally engrossed though, and a lot of time they spend their time on their phones but I'm not bothered.
#1398 - Extensions/time off only means I have to be here LONGER. And t… 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#1342 - I've been meaning to see a proper psychiatrist, but I don't ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#1380 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
don't worry bro, we are family here, i'm happy to help. go to your lecturer and explain everything, they might be able to help, if not get a note from your doctor and take a week off and go away or something to destress and get away from everything, you need to stop worrying about everything and take some time to help arrange yourself instead of piling on the pressure. if possible you need to go home and eat some good food and just relax, go out for a walk with a friend or by yourself and just take your mind off all the shit that you've been putting up with. get back to you, don't let this dark thing take over, because you're so stressed you can't function, please go to your doctor and get him/her to write a letter to your college stating that you are not well currently due to personal issues and require extensions/ time off in order for you to get better. you can get through this
User avatar #1398 - Lambda (11/13/2014) [-]
Extensions/time off only means I have to be here LONGER. And that comes with the embarrassment of having everybody around me know I'm unwell.
I don't look forward to anything anymore, I don't enjoy anything anymore, because I know that there's just going to be more fucking class and exams and everything afterwards. I need to get away clean, man, I just need to get away clean.
I can't even SEE my doctor because he's a state away. He just calls my xanax prescriptions into the local pharmacy.
I still don't even know why they're continuing to give me xanax. I told em I was worried that I couldn't sleep without it, that I needed it, and what do they do? They double the fucking dose. like they WANT me to be addicted. I don't think the doctor is on my side in this.
Besides, even with a doctors' note, even with time off, how will I catch up on the work I miss during that time?
Fuckin hell man, and I still have this exam at 2:00 that I'm not prepared for. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll have a sudden heart attack or get hit by a bus before then.
#1321 - Weed used to help. Used to be the only thing that could reliev…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#1329 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
i'm currently on beta blockers and antidepressants... they do help plus get some therapy going to help change the way you think about things, i still struggle with depression but it is slowly helping me to change the way i think about myself and things
User avatar #1342 - Lambda (11/13/2014) [-]
I've been meaning to see a proper psychiatrist, but I don't have any time. I'm either uselessly depressed, or racing-thoughts panic. Even right now I'm in a panic, so I can't study effectively, so I'm here instead but I'm still panicking.
I had a class at 8 and when I showed up there was nobody there, and he was supposed to give back the homework today so I can study from it for the exam next week and everybody's gone and evidently they all knew something I don't, so I'm freaking out about that.
I have another exam at 2:00 today which I tried to study for last night, but I was so panicked I just kept breaking pencils, so I took so much xanax that I was too stupid to even write, passed out at like 4AM with nothing done.
My fucking roommate threw the window wide open during the night and when I got up it was literally 30 degrees in the room. I've got another class at 9:30 that I didn't finish the homework for, I've eaten nothing but three pieces of toast since Sunday, and a bunch of my papers are gone and I don't know what happened to them.
When I looked back at my review-session notes for this exam I just found nothing but a page full of scribbles, the word "silicon" written like ten times, a bunch of shit just crossed off, and the paper all torn up by the pen strokes. I don't remember any of that.
Sorry to unload this here, but fuck, man, I'm losing my fucking head over here and I got nobody to talk to about it. My roommates just give me the dead-fish gaze whenever I tell them anything and just answer with "oh" or "huh." And I'm pretty sure he leaves the window open because he KNOWS I'm always cold and can never get warm and that just has me shivering all day.
FUCK THIS PLACE man, I can't take it. It's like a nightmare. But I wake up into it every fucking day and it never fucking ends.
#1380 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
don't worry bro, we are family here, i'm happy to help. go to your lecturer and explain everything, they might be able to help, if not get a note from your doctor and take a week off and go away or something to destress and get away from everything, you need to stop worrying about everything and take some time to help arrange yourself instead of piling on the pressure. if possible you need to go home and eat some good food and just relax, go out for a walk with a friend or by yourself and just take your mind off all the shit that you've been putting up with. get back to you, don't let this dark thing take over, because you're so stressed you can't function, please go to your doctor and get him/her to write a letter to your college stating that you are not well currently due to personal issues and require extensions/ time off in order for you to get better. you can get through this
User avatar #1398 - Lambda (11/13/2014) [-]
Extensions/time off only means I have to be here LONGER. And that comes with the embarrassment of having everybody around me know I'm unwell.
I don't look forward to anything anymore, I don't enjoy anything anymore, because I know that there's just going to be more fucking class and exams and everything afterwards. I need to get away clean, man, I just need to get away clean.
I can't even SEE my doctor because he's a state away. He just calls my xanax prescriptions into the local pharmacy.
I still don't even know why they're continuing to give me xanax. I told em I was worried that I couldn't sleep without it, that I needed it, and what do they do? They double the fucking dose. like they WANT me to be addicted. I don't think the doctor is on my side in this.
Besides, even with a doctors' note, even with time off, how will I catch up on the work I miss during that time?
Fuckin hell man, and I still have this exam at 2:00 that I'm not prepared for. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll have a sudden heart attack or get hit by a bus before then.
#1310 - See, I'm not sure I believe in that anymore. They keep telling…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#1316 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
yeah i know exactly how you feel, just try to find something you enjoy doing, uni isn't the answer for everybody
#1300 - The fact that you're using the past tense implies that you fou…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#1305 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
graduation
User avatar #1310 - Lambda (11/13/2014) [-]
See, I'm not sure I believe in that anymore. They keep telling me I need to go one more semester, but that's how it starts. Just one semester. And then people keep telling me I need a masters' degree too...
And of course none of that matters if I fail out, and I'm already doing so poorly. I can't even imagine what they do with people who fail out. Honestly, I probably will not live through the experience.
I feel like I dug my grave when I signed my soul away to this institution, and now I'm going to die here.
#1316 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
yeah i know exactly how you feel, just try to find something you enjoy doing, uni isn't the answer for everybody
#1307 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
(which i barely managed to achieve... weed also helped)
User avatar #1321 - Lambda (11/13/2014) [-]
Weed used to help. Used to be the only thing that could relieve the panic enough to get me to sleep. Then it stopped working and I stopped sleeping.
So I got a prescription for xanax, and that got me to sleep again. And it kept taking more and more xanax to get me to sleep, and finally the doctor doubled the dose, but it's still never enough and now I'm flat-out dependent on the stuff. And if my math is right, I'm going to run out in like two weeks and then I'm totally fucked.
Fuck college, man. It ruined me and I don't think I can ever shake it off.
#1329 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
i'm currently on beta blockers and antidepressants... they do help plus get some therapy going to help change the way you think about things, i still struggle with depression but it is slowly helping me to change the way i think about myself and things
User avatar #1342 - Lambda (11/13/2014) [-]
I've been meaning to see a proper psychiatrist, but I don't have any time. I'm either uselessly depressed, or racing-thoughts panic. Even right now I'm in a panic, so I can't study effectively, so I'm here instead but I'm still panicking.
I had a class at 8 and when I showed up there was nobody there, and he was supposed to give back the homework today so I can study from it for the exam next week and everybody's gone and evidently they all knew something I don't, so I'm freaking out about that.
I have another exam at 2:00 today which I tried to study for last night, but I was so panicked I just kept breaking pencils, so I took so much xanax that I was too stupid to even write, passed out at like 4AM with nothing done.
My fucking roommate threw the window wide open during the night and when I got up it was literally 30 degrees in the room. I've got another class at 9:30 that I didn't finish the homework for, I've eaten nothing but three pieces of toast since Sunday, and a bunch of my papers are gone and I don't know what happened to them.
When I looked back at my review-session notes for this exam I just found nothing but a page full of scribbles, the word "silicon" written like ten times, a bunch of shit just crossed off, and the paper all torn up by the pen strokes. I don't remember any of that.
Sorry to unload this here, but fuck, man, I'm losing my fucking head over here and I got nobody to talk to about it. My roommates just give me the dead-fish gaze whenever I tell them anything and just answer with "oh" or "huh." And I'm pretty sure he leaves the window open because he KNOWS I'm always cold and can never get warm and that just has me shivering all day.
FUCK THIS PLACE man, I can't take it. It's like a nightmare. But I wake up into it every fucking day and it never fucking ends.
#1380 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
don't worry bro, we are family here, i'm happy to help. go to your lecturer and explain everything, they might be able to help, if not get a note from your doctor and take a week off and go away or something to destress and get away from everything, you need to stop worrying about everything and take some time to help arrange yourself instead of piling on the pressure. if possible you need to go home and eat some good food and just relax, go out for a walk with a friend or by yourself and just take your mind off all the shit that you've been putting up with. get back to you, don't let this dark thing take over, because you're so stressed you can't function, please go to your doctor and get him/her to write a letter to your college stating that you are not well currently due to personal issues and require extensions/ time off in order for you to get better. you can get through this
User avatar #1398 - Lambda (11/13/2014) [-]
Extensions/time off only means I have to be here LONGER. And that comes with the embarrassment of having everybody around me know I'm unwell.
I don't look forward to anything anymore, I don't enjoy anything anymore, because I know that there's just going to be more fucking class and exams and everything afterwards. I need to get away clean, man, I just need to get away clean.
I can't even SEE my doctor because he's a state away. He just calls my xanax prescriptions into the local pharmacy.
I still don't even know why they're continuing to give me xanax. I told em I was worried that I couldn't sleep without it, that I needed it, and what do they do? They double the fucking dose. like they WANT me to be addicted. I don't think the doctor is on my side in this.
Besides, even with a doctors' note, even with time off, how will I catch up on the work I miss during that time?
Fuckin hell man, and I still have this exam at 2:00 that I'm not prepared for. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll have a sudden heart attack or get hit by a bus before then.
#1295 - I'm 20, in college, and everything is going wrong. I just want…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#1298 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
i had the exact same experience, i feel you bro
User avatar #1300 - Lambda (11/13/2014) [-]
The fact that you're using the past tense implies that you found a way out.
#1305 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
graduation
User avatar #1310 - Lambda (11/13/2014) [-]
See, I'm not sure I believe in that anymore. They keep telling me I need to go one more semester, but that's how it starts. Just one semester. And then people keep telling me I need a masters' degree too...
And of course none of that matters if I fail out, and I'm already doing so poorly. I can't even imagine what they do with people who fail out. Honestly, I probably will not live through the experience.
I feel like I dug my grave when I signed my soul away to this institution, and now I'm going to die here.
#1316 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
yeah i know exactly how you feel, just try to find something you enjoy doing, uni isn't the answer for everybody
#1307 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
(which i barely managed to achieve... weed also helped)
User avatar #1321 - Lambda (11/13/2014) [-]
Weed used to help. Used to be the only thing that could relieve the panic enough to get me to sleep. Then it stopped working and I stopped sleeping.
So I got a prescription for xanax, and that got me to sleep again. And it kept taking more and more xanax to get me to sleep, and finally the doctor doubled the dose, but it's still never enough and now I'm flat-out dependent on the stuff. And if my math is right, I'm going to run out in like two weeks and then I'm totally fucked.
Fuck college, man. It ruined me and I don't think I can ever shake it off.
#1329 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
i'm currently on beta blockers and antidepressants... they do help plus get some therapy going to help change the way you think about things, i still struggle with depression but it is slowly helping me to change the way i think about myself and things
User avatar #1342 - Lambda (11/13/2014) [-]
I've been meaning to see a proper psychiatrist, but I don't have any time. I'm either uselessly depressed, or racing-thoughts panic. Even right now I'm in a panic, so I can't study effectively, so I'm here instead but I'm still panicking.
I had a class at 8 and when I showed up there was nobody there, and he was supposed to give back the homework today so I can study from it for the exam next week and everybody's gone and evidently they all knew something I don't, so I'm freaking out about that.
I have another exam at 2:00 today which I tried to study for last night, but I was so panicked I just kept breaking pencils, so I took so much xanax that I was too stupid to even write, passed out at like 4AM with nothing done.
My fucking roommate threw the window wide open during the night and when I got up it was literally 30 degrees in the room. I've got another class at 9:30 that I didn't finish the homework for, I've eaten nothing but three pieces of toast since Sunday, and a bunch of my papers are gone and I don't know what happened to them.
When I looked back at my review-session notes for this exam I just found nothing but a page full of scribbles, the word "silicon" written like ten times, a bunch of shit just crossed off, and the paper all torn up by the pen strokes. I don't remember any of that.
Sorry to unload this here, but fuck, man, I'm losing my fucking head over here and I got nobody to talk to about it. My roommates just give me the dead-fish gaze whenever I tell them anything and just answer with "oh" or "huh." And I'm pretty sure he leaves the window open because he KNOWS I'm always cold and can never get warm and that just has me shivering all day.
FUCK THIS PLACE man, I can't take it. It's like a nightmare. But I wake up into it every fucking day and it never fucking ends.
#1380 - ayerf (11/13/2014) [-]
don't worry bro, we are family here, i'm happy to help. go to your lecturer and explain everything, they might be able to help, if not get a note from your doctor and take a week off and go away or something to destress and get away from everything, you need to stop worrying about everything and take some time to help arrange yourself instead of piling on the pressure. if possible you need to go home and eat some good food and just relax, go out for a walk with a friend or by yourself and just take your mind off all the shit that you've been putting up with. get back to you, don't let this dark thing take over, because you're so stressed you can't function, please go to your doctor and get him/her to write a letter to your college stating that you are not well currently due to personal issues and require extensions/ time off in order for you to get better. you can get through this
User avatar #1398 - Lambda (11/13/2014) [-]
Extensions/time off only means I have to be here LONGER. And that comes with the embarrassment of having everybody around me know I'm unwell.
I don't look forward to anything anymore, I don't enjoy anything anymore, because I know that there's just going to be more fucking class and exams and everything afterwards. I need to get away clean, man, I just need to get away clean.
I can't even SEE my doctor because he's a state away. He just calls my xanax prescriptions into the local pharmacy.
I still don't even know why they're continuing to give me xanax. I told em I was worried that I couldn't sleep without it, that I needed it, and what do they do? They double the fucking dose. like they WANT me to be addicted. I don't think the doctor is on my side in this.
Besides, even with a doctors' note, even with time off, how will I catch up on the work I miss during that time?
Fuckin hell man, and I still have this exam at 2:00 that I'm not prepared for. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll have a sudden heart attack or get hit by a bus before then.
#36 - Picture 11/12/2014 on What a dumb-ass +71
#55 - And we could all hang out and it would be cool. Unless the pie… 11/12/2014 on The Box 0
#37 - Alright, so I'm not crazy then, there really was an article. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Someone's defensive 0
#76 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Nawh it was a long time ago
#15 - What the **** , a lot of these are straight …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on 18 Food Replacement Hacks 0
User avatar #24 - Durp (11/12/2014) [-]
While i agree that this list is bullshit, I use almond milk in place of dairy milk because I prefer the flavor and it doesn't give me terrible cramps and diarrhea.
#10 - Oh man, she fell for the upside-down cross thing. The ups… 11/12/2014 on Monster = Satan +3
#5 - Akinator couldn't guess John C Lilly. I was surprised, I thoug… 11/12/2014 on Thought akinator wouldn't... 0
#7 - The problem is, sometimes despite the evidence, the case is wo… 11/12/2014 on Read desc +1
#45 - I would disassemble my car into pieces small enough to fit in …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on The Box +3
User avatar #51 - thetoasterofdeath (11/12/2014) [-]
no, now your car is hundreds of living beings all talking at the same time.
User avatar #55 - Lambda (11/12/2014) [-]
And we could all hang out and it would be cool. Unless the pieces start arguing. I guess I could see that happening.
#17 - Hey, I don't make the rules. It's just something I've read.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Someone's defensive 0
User avatar #18 - takingittoofar (11/11/2014) [-]
Hmmm, not going to call bullshit, But I am extremely sceptical.
#15 - Yeah I don't know how that's supposed to work. I wish I could …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Someone's defensive -4
#46 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
As a straight dude, I can confidently tell you that seeing the size of my ex's flaccid penis was the deciding factor in ending our relationship.
#29 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I figure if you've already performed the sex, and she found it satisfactory I don't think she would care how big it is flaccid.

I definitely read that article too though, about flaccid dick sizes affecting women's attraction
#59 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
effecting* sorry for being an indisputable fuckcunt dickbag cocksucking whorefucker
#77 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
I went and looked it up and I'm pretty sure you're right

ty based anon
#75 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Iou sure? I thought it was effect like special effects and affect like something is affected
User avatar #37 - Lambda (11/12/2014) [-]
Alright, so I'm not crazy then, there really was an article. I don't suppose you have the link to the article?
#76 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Nawh it was a long time ago
User avatar #28 - crispymcpee (11/12/2014) [-]
okay if you've never had a relationship I would suggest that you don't talk about your flaccid penis. the first time the you show it should be when it's hard and sex ready.

just a little tip
#39 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
Showing just the tip of it before sex seem really awkward, either show it all or don't show it at all. Not just your "little tip".
#19 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
>she happens to see your flaccid penis and it's not large enough, the relationship ends there as a matter of course.

That is the dumbest thing ever. Not directed at you, of course
#7 - Statements like that frighten me because they're a window into…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on such reasonable people +2
#10 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
No, the truth is that this skinny beta faggot would never have the guts to even say that to someone in real life, let alone actually do it. Were he to witness someone actually being skinned, he would likely puke his guts out and have nightmares about it for years no matter who they were. People like to act tough, and the internet is the perfect place for them to do it because there usually aren't any consequences for saying things like that.
#12 - databutt (11/12/2014) [-]
Until now!
>Right Gawker?
#10 - It's also been proven that flaccid size is more important than…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Someone's defensive 0
User avatar #49 - demigodofmadness (11/12/2014) [-]
I hate to break it to you, but people don't get defensive about whether or not their dick looks good, but whether or not it feels good. It's all about that having a big dick can give a woman a better orgasm.

But if you're packing 10 inches, that's a problem, because until she gets used to it, it'll just hurt. A lot.
User avatar #23 - ieatbengay (11/12/2014) [-]
i don't think you can prove an opinion
User avatar #16 - takingittoofar (11/11/2014) [-]
So you think if your dick was 5" flaccid and 6" hard she'd appreciate that more than 2" flaccid and 10" erect?



Wut.
User avatar #17 - Lambda (11/11/2014) [-]
Hey, I don't make the rules. It's just something I've read.
User avatar #18 - takingittoofar (11/11/2014) [-]
Hmmm, not going to call bullshit, But I am extremely sceptical.
#12 - sentinyl (11/11/2014) [-]
Well idk, them seeing your flaccid dick before you ask them on a date may not be the optimal situation.
User avatar #33 - lithiumdebator (11/12/2014) [-]
top kek
User avatar #15 - Lambda (11/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I don't know how that's supposed to work. I wish I could find the article, but it was from a psychological study that determined that flaccid penis size was more important than erect penis size for attraction.
I guess it means, that if you're already dating and she happens to see your flaccid penis and it's not large enough, the relationship ends there as a matter of course. I've never had a relationship, so I don't really know how they work. I'm guessing it's more complicated than that.
#46 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
As a straight dude, I can confidently tell you that seeing the size of my ex's flaccid penis was the deciding factor in ending our relationship.
#29 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I figure if you've already performed the sex, and she found it satisfactory I don't think she would care how big it is flaccid.

I definitely read that article too though, about flaccid dick sizes affecting women's attraction
#59 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
effecting* sorry for being an indisputable fuckcunt dickbag cocksucking whorefucker
#77 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
I went and looked it up and I'm pretty sure you're right

ty based anon
#75 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Iou sure? I thought it was effect like special effects and affect like something is affected
User avatar #37 - Lambda (11/12/2014) [-]
Alright, so I'm not crazy then, there really was an article. I don't suppose you have the link to the article?
#76 - sentinyl (11/12/2014) [-]
Nawh it was a long time ago
User avatar #28 - crispymcpee (11/12/2014) [-]
okay if you've never had a relationship I would suggest that you don't talk about your flaccid penis. the first time the you show it should be when it's hard and sex ready.

just a little tip
#39 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
Showing just the tip of it before sex seem really awkward, either show it all or don't show it at all. Not just your "little tip".
#19 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
>she happens to see your flaccid penis and it's not large enough, the relationship ends there as a matter of course.

That is the dumbest thing ever. Not directed at you, of course
#4 - I'd imagine no, because THC isn't water-soluble. It's probably… 11/11/2014 on Dope On A Rope 0
#19 - Not all elevators have one of those inside the car.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Think fast. +3
User avatar #22 - Hreidmar (11/11/2014) [-]
I can confirm this. This was in Russia, at least based on the writing (though I could be a moron and it simply means that this was shown on Russian TV and nothing more.) Most elevators there are very outdated and frankly scary. I have rarely seen one with emergency buttons at all.
#116 - You know, I have never in my life read a comic book, or have b… 11/11/2014 on Old Man Logan (Final 2) 0
#7 - I have birds like this near my house. Their song is varied and… 11/11/2014 on The sound effects guy for... +1
#13 - I doubt they're consciously using these techniques. The practi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Check Your Privilege +5
User avatar #14 - respawnhydra (11/11/2014) [-]
its garunteed they didnt, actual research requires that the researcher has an IQ ove thirty-five
User avatar #15 - respawnhydra (11/11/2014) [-]
over* goddam my "e" and "r" kys need replacing
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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