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#14 - Adarsh Balak is the name of the artist. 12/05/2014 on Trippy mane 0
#12 - When I do that, it's not strong enough. I liked that stimulati…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Aderol 0
User avatar #16 - blasthardcheese (12/05/2014) [-]
On a side note, how often do you get mentioned in physics conversations?
User avatar #24 - Lambda (12/05/2014) [-]
Occasionally.
#10 - Two reasons. One, if i take the pill normally, it gives me sto…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Aderol +1
User avatar #11 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/05/2014) [-]
take a smaller dose?
User avatar #12 - Lambda (12/05/2014) [-]
When I do that, it's not strong enough. I liked that stimulating rush, which usual came with motivation to sit down and bang out whatever it was that I had to complete.
I don't take adderall anymore at all, though. In the long run it turned out to do me more harm than good. I still have the prescription, but I quit using it entirely.
User avatar #16 - blasthardcheese (12/05/2014) [-]
On a side note, how often do you get mentioned in physics conversations?
User avatar #24 - Lambda (12/05/2014) [-]
Occasionally.
#8 - Snorting it is ******** . I've found the most …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Aderol +1
User avatar #9 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/05/2014) [-]
it's a pill, why would you take a pill like that, that's like the least effective way to get it into your blood stream
User avatar #84 - darksideofthebeast (12/06/2014) [-]
Lol what?

Sublingual is the best for certain pills. Benzodiazapines are a good example.
#13 - kunjfooactionjesus (12/05/2014) [-]
nah son sub lingaul membrane is one of the most effective ways, for what can pass through it, amphetamines, lsd, mali
User avatar #18 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/05/2014) [-]
excuse me did you just try to write the word molly?
#17 - turbanmasher (12/05/2014) [-]
Also nitroglycerine is placed under the tongue for angina.
User avatar #10 - Lambda (12/05/2014) [-]
Two reasons. One, if i take the pill normally, it gives me stomach pain. I don't know why. It also lasts a lot longer when I swallow it, and I like it to wear off quickly.
User avatar #11 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/05/2014) [-]
take a smaller dose?
User avatar #12 - Lambda (12/05/2014) [-]
When I do that, it's not strong enough. I liked that stimulating rush, which usual came with motivation to sit down and bang out whatever it was that I had to complete.
I don't take adderall anymore at all, though. In the long run it turned out to do me more harm than good. I still have the prescription, but I quit using it entirely.
User avatar #16 - blasthardcheese (12/05/2014) [-]
On a side note, how often do you get mentioned in physics conversations?
User avatar #24 - Lambda (12/05/2014) [-]
Occasionally.
#51 - I don't look before I cross the road. Final exams are coming u… 12/05/2014 on Wheelchair Science Man is... 0
#2 - That's cool. I came up with something similar a while ago that… 12/04/2014 on The Scrub Board 0
#5 - Picture 12/04/2014 on "R" In Mega XLR means Rekt +16
#2 - Must have been Monday. 12/04/2014 on I think they did it wrong 0
#2 - An oven works too. 12/04/2014 on This post.. +1
#22 - No, it's only OK for them to beat and kill everyone else. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Feminists are smrt +13
User avatar #63 - RiflemanFunny (12/04/2014) [-]
Who gives a shit if it's not OK? Kill the fucks that give a shit, and then no one will give a shit.
#14 - There's a metal plate that slides out, as you can see. But the… 12/03/2014 on magic 0
#11 - We do, though. All the time. How many times have you walke… 12/03/2014 on witty title 0
#7 - I'm calling BS. My bedroom at home is painted blue and I have … 12/02/2014 on They got it all figured... +1
#9 - Believe it or not, we got the funding anyway.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Shit my pant at Pizza Hut once +156
User avatar #136 - hattheifbatman (12/03/2014) [-]
Heh
#14 - youregaylol (12/02/2014) [-]
too bad that NEVER HAPPENED
User avatar #73 - gamagoriira (12/02/2014) [-]
Many highschools and colleges have a robotics team. I am inclined to believe him.
#7 - When I was on the robotics team, we sent out a series of lette…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Shit my pant at Pizza Hut once +338
User avatar #65 - dyalibya (12/02/2014) [-]
Did you guys get the funding?
User avatar #51 - letting (12/02/2014) [-]
Was this a local team, or did you guys compete regionally/nationally?
#21 - someoneforamoment (12/02/2014) [-]
"To whom it concerns" should've been used. You should really avoid joke code as a bug can cause it to run at the most inopportune time.
User avatar #26 - maxismahname (12/02/2014) [-]
This guy put it in the letters, not in his code
User avatar #13 - juter (12/02/2014) [-]
Should've started it with "Dear Chief Replacement..."
#19 - redbannerman (12/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #60 - sovietsamurai (12/02/2014) [-]
What the fuck
User avatar #92 - zombifier (12/02/2014) [-]
skip to 1:00 Hellsing Abridged - Best moments 2
#8 - mattdoggy (12/02/2014) [-]
It would get my attention and approval
User avatar #9 - Lambda (12/02/2014) [-]
Believe it or not, we got the funding anyway.
User avatar #136 - hattheifbatman (12/03/2014) [-]
Heh
#14 - youregaylol (12/02/2014) [-]
too bad that NEVER HAPPENED
User avatar #73 - gamagoriira (12/02/2014) [-]
Many highschools and colleges have a robotics team. I am inclined to believe him.
#6 - 0 F: ******* cold 100 F: ******* …  [+] (25 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Murica +63
#134 - adriaan (12/02/2014) [-]
0C = a bit colder than cold drink
100C = a bit hotter than a hot drink
User avatar #127 - totalynotxewi (12/02/2014) [-]
0 C: Freezing point for water
100 C: Boiling point for water
#107 - xexion (12/02/2014) [-]
Fahrenheit gives us a scale that is relevant to daily life and is (usually) between 0 and 100 degrees.
Celsius gives us a much smaller scale that between -17.7778 and 37.7778 degrees.
Fahrenheit's wider scale makes it much easier to use without delving into fractions. Celsius is easier for chemistry
User avatar #146 - worldbestbaka (12/02/2014) [-]
Both are technically wrong, since the real unit are the Kelvin degrees, as stated by the SI (the alpha system of measurements), since starts at the absolute zero (i think I don't need to explain much). From that, the lesser wrong would be Celsius, which is the same but placing the 0 at 273 degrees.
#160 - xexion (12/02/2014) [-]
What are you smoking? There's no right or wrong between C, K, and F. The discussion is on which is "best".
Kelvin is the least useful in a daily life. 0 is absolute zero and that's all Kelvin is really useful for.
User avatar #121 - choobe (12/02/2014) [-]
-17 C? Fucking casual. Almost every winter we reach a couple weeks with <-30 C, and longer periods with <-20 C

And that argument is bullshit. The only reason Fahrenheit is easier to use in daily life for you is because you are raised with that scale. And you rarely delve into fractions even with celcius when having casual conversation, no one really feels the difference between 9.8 C and 10 C anyway.
#142 - xexion (12/02/2014) [-]
It's currently below 0F as I speak FYI, I'm no casual, I just like to delude myself its warmer.
If I was raised on Celsius, Fahrenheit would still be easier because it was created to be relate-able. Celsius is mostly defined by the really convenient boiling and freezing points of water, only one of which is useful outside scientific endeavors.
User avatar #145 - choobe (12/02/2014) [-]
But that freezing point is really useful.

Is it under 0 C? Yes? Well, fuck. Guess the roads could be slippery.
Is it under 0 C? No? Okay, I'll leave these sodas out overnight. I live in a rural town, noone takes stuff if you leave it out.

I guess you could learn the equivalent in fahrenheit (+32 F IIRC).

But this shows, it isn't necessarily more relatable, it just is that way if you've always used it. The celcius scale is perfectly logical for me, whereas +70 F doesn't mean anything to me, other than "high 70s" is appearantly hot the weather fluctuates where I live, we usually also have <+30 C at least a couple days in the summer. , but +100 F is "just" body temperature.

Maybe I would find fahrenheit more relatable generally if I learned both at the same time, but "noone" as in "almost noone" does that.
#163 - xexion (12/02/2014) [-]
Freezing point is useful, I meant to imply that boiling was not.
In day to day use 0 and 32 are useful in F. The reason being that in reality, the lakes won't freeze over at 32. Snow can melt when the air temp is 32. For a northerner, 32 is pretty tolerable.
0F is when it actually starts getting cold. Lakes are definitely frozen or freezing at 0, 0f is when frostbite becomes a danger. And when it gets to be a NEGATIVE FUCKING TEMPERATURE, you know its going to suck.
Fahrenheit scale for Celsius users (made by a Wisconsinite):
110°+ Heat related illnesses are a serious threat
100-110° It's really fucking hot - go inside and enjoy sweet AC.
90-100° It's tolerable, but it's hot outside; if the sun isn't too bright and maybe some wind it's nice.
80-90° It's hot outside, not too hot though.
70-80° The sweet spot. Not too hot, not too cold perfect weather temperature.
60-70° It's starting to get cool outside, put a shirt on.
50-60° It's definitely cool outside. Still tolerable.
40-50° It's starting to get cold, some may through a sweatshirt on and avoid shorts.
30-40° It's cold. Probably light jacket weather.
20-30° You're going to want to start to bundle up but nothing intolerable.
0-20° It's on the very vestige of tolerable, health risks to those not adequately dressed.
-10-0° It's fucking cold, if you're out too long without gloves or w/e, you run the risk of frostbite
-10°- It's fucking freezing. Any wind on your face is going to be painful, cold related illnesses are inbound for exposed areas. Give up trying to melt your facial hair.
User avatar #164 - choobe (12/02/2014) [-]
Well, it's just numbers, and in the end, the one you've always used will make most sense. As I said, I would maybe prefer fahrenheit if I had used both since birth, but I didn't.

You can say "it's more relatable", but it isn't for us "celciusers". And I think the point is, since celcius is used more, it's fahrenheit that should go if any of them has to.
#177 - xexion (12/03/2014) [-]
Of course you won't use something you hardly know that's a given. I'm just arguing that for a scale of livable conditions, Fahrenheit is easy because its based around ~0 to ~100 whereas Celsius isn't.
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#20 - theblargypargler (12/02/2014) [-]
0 C: Water freezes
0 F: Water boils

Seems much more logical to me.
#29 - theblargypargler (12/02/2014) [-]
0 C: Water freezes
0 *C: Water boils

Seems much more logical to me.
#30 - theblargypargler (12/02/2014) [-]
0 C: Water freezes
*100 *C: Water boils

sometimes it amazes me how much I can fuck up.
User avatar #61 - ssjkirby (12/02/2014) [-]
This is only true at atmospheric pressure.

In Denver the boiling point is 95 degrees C.
On top of Mount Everest it is about 77 degree C.

Celsius isn't really that much better than Fahrenheit.

However, as Chem Engineer, I can tell you that using Imperial system is really fucking annoying for some calculations. I wish they would stop teaching both in schools and just focus on metric.
#26 - mudkipzFTW (12/02/2014) [-]
If water boiled at 0F we'd all be dead
#28 - theblargypargler (12/02/2014) [-]
Whoops, I'll fix that.
User avatar #17 - truesmokewolf (12/01/2014) [-]
Fahrenheit is better because it's more accurate and specific.
0-30, when it's negative, you might need a coat.
32-100, when it's negative, you need a fucking winter jacket.
User avatar #59 - kinginyellow (12/02/2014) [-]
That's entirely based on what you use in your life though, I can't tell what to wear if I use Fahrenheit, but using Celsius I know when a sweater will do and when I'll need a jacket.
#104 - xexion (12/02/2014) [-]
That's entirely based on what you use in your life though, I can't tell what to wear if I use Celsius, but using Fahrenheit I know when a sweater will do and when I'll need a jacket.
Your argument is dumb.
User avatar #171 - kinginyellow (12/02/2014) [-]
That's the point, that you obviously missed. I never said Celsius was better, I said using personal preference is stupid.
#176 - xexion (12/03/2014) [-]
No you didn't. You simply stated that you don't know what to wear when given temperatures in Fahrenheit.
User avatar #180 - kinginyellow (12/04/2014) [-]
Which is my personal experience, that's the point.
User avatar #11 - SteyrAUG (12/01/2014) [-]
0 K: Dead
100 K : Dead
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#16 - My volume doesn't have numbers. It's got a knob. Very libe… 12/01/2014 on Volume 0
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#22 - How do the cells navigate? Serious question. They haven't got …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/30/2014 on White Blood Cells Attacking... +5
#27 - dazabawz (11/30/2014) [-]
Immune cells called antigen presenting cells (APCs), usually macrophages, detect foreign proteins (usually from infectious agents) present in tissue via toll-like receptors (TLRs) on in the cell membrane. Activation of these receptors actaivates various cell signalling pathways in the APC causing it to release cytokines (e.g. interleukins, TNF, etc.) which activate and attract other immune cells to the site of infection so these cells can attack said foreign protein.

The exact process is more complex (see pic) but this should somewhat explain
User avatar #41 - Vimito (12/01/2014) [-]
You are bloody amazing,
Seriously, you have no idea how much this helped me!

I have a 1000 word essay on viral infections and this really helped out,
You just clarified a few things up for me!
Again, thank you

I love you
#104 - dazabawz (12/02/2014) [-]
You are most welcome
#26 - spaceinface (11/30/2014) [-]
Well basically, every bacteria/parasite has a chemical smell that they release and therefore the small "zerglings" are able to identify it as a threat and gang bang it. Just like the dogs are able to sniff out where you are hiding.
User avatar #23 - mrturferpop (11/30/2014) [-]
sciencexplain
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#42 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
We actually had that recently on my campus, except it was the parking garage.
User avatar #30 - dorfdorfdorf (11/27/2014) [-]
oh shit, man, i love climbing on roofs. is that illegal?
#90 - climbing (12/02/2014) [-]
sorry im more platonic on roofs
User avatar #22 - thatoneiranianguy (11/27/2014) [-]
It's because of all those damn liberals! Liberals I tell ya!

No but really, our country has pretty much pussified ourselves to all new levels. I mean, I do not agree with doing things that puts other people in danger, but if you're putting yourself at danger...well whatever happens after that is your own fault.
User avatar #55 - themongoose (11/27/2014) [-]
honestly, it's less pussification and more "the legal system is such that if they fall and die, we will get sued and they will win." They have to go to ridiculous lengths to protect themselves from the stupidity of the general populace. that's how most things are now.
User avatar #57 - thatoneiranianguy (11/27/2014) [-]
Well then it's still an issue of culture, people don't want to take responsibility for their actions anymore.

It's never their fault because they're a special snowflake that can do no wrong.
User avatar #59 - themongoose (11/27/2014) [-]
Absolutely agreed.

One of my favorite lines in a movie is from As Good as it Gets. Jack Nicholson's character who is a writer is asked "how do you write women so well?" and he responds, "I think of a man; and I take away reason and accountability." Now, NO ONE wants to retain accountability. "I'm a thief, I fell through someone's roof when I was going to rob them and I got injured. I will sue them and win because their roof was shoddy." Retarded.
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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