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#3 - Inb4 people start hating on you for smoking... Personally I th…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/30/2011 on bus stop +18
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/30/2011) [-]
Aye smells and tastes like shit. Stopped smoking long ago and I'm happy like never before.

#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/30/2011) [-]
Yeah... Except for when second hand smoke causes people around you to get ill and possibly die from cancer. Even third hand smoke has been proven to be toxic. They have every right to do what they please to their own body but no right in harming other people.
User avatar #7 - trolllikeaboss (11/30/2011) [-]
How the shit do you third hand smoke? Inhale second hand smoke and blow it in someone else's face?
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/30/2011) [-]
Smoke that is carried on clothing, in papers (books, newspapers, documents), and smoke that leaches (I think that would be the proper word to use) into ceilings and walls (like in old houses or apartments). It isn't as toxic as second hand smoke but still can have serious affects on your health.
#14 - ahackett (11/30/2011) [-]
Gonna call bullshit on this. Cigar and pipe smoking, which is basically second hand smoke(no smoke intentionally enters the lung. As an added plus, the tobacco is less subjected to chemicals and additives.), has been shown to have almost no effect on longevity or overall help. Ask anyone involved in science, and they'll tell you that the results of any one study are often ambiguous, or at least very easy to interpret, due to the sterile format of published findings and scientific terminology differing from casual use("theory" is a popular example). I'd wager a good 99% of all scientific knowledge on news programs or PSAs is at least skewed. Second hand smoke is no more dangerous than a campfire, and third hand no more than pollen.


"But Wait," you say, "Can't pollen be potentially deadly to asthmatics and highly allergic individuals?" And I have to answer yes, but new findings show that long term exposure to nicotine is highly effective at treating both allergies and asthma.

Yup, the more research they have us doing for PSAs, the more we learn that, there are actual reasons to smoke. Not good ones mind you, but do you have a good reason to drink soda or eat fast food? Didn't think so, but you have a reason. Other benefits: improved neurological function, a reduced risk for some cancers(types of prostate cancer in particular, which we now know is widely caused by the infamous killer: milk)

Of course it would be unfair not to point out the cons: it's expensive as all hell. You smell like shit. Cigarettes will still mess up your lungs.

I personally quit, the cons were too much for me. though I still enjoy a nice cigar every few months.



TL;DR Smoking's bad but not anywhere near as bad as this guy thinks. An average smoker who eats well is probably better off than a non-smoker on a fast food diet.
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/30/2011) [-]
#34 - rudelbumza (11/30/2011) [-]
#5 - What I want to say: "I think you look nice today" … 11/30/2011 on Not Creepy +10
#6 - Law of repair: Any small screw, when dropped, will immediately…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2011 on Laws of Life OC +38
#7 - vulcen (11/30/2011) [-]
exactly
#8 - I wish for the end to war and suffering and poverty.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2011 on What do Memes Wish for? Part 1 +2
#10 - wiinor (11/30/2011) [-]
I wish you'd shut the fuck up.
#9 - fuckfacez (11/30/2011) [-]
(goes after you) i wish greg's wish didn't come true
#13 - Shoulda stopped at the second panel, or not even started at al… 11/30/2011 on Woman logic +5
#16 - <-- This must go on all OC. 11/30/2011 on Total Nostalgia +52
#16 - "WHAT THE **** THIS ISN'T THE BATHROOM!"… 11/30/2011 on Challenge Accepted +2
#33 - No, I just found it rather humorous that this old camera I fou…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2011 on Johannes Gumpp 0
User avatar #35 - trolljunkusa (11/29/2011) [-]
How is that funny
#28 - Ha, I have that same camera.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2011 on Johannes Gumpp 0
#36 - nickamica (11/29/2011) [-]
User avatar #32 - trolljunkusa (11/29/2011) [-]
Do you want a medal?
User avatar #33 - Lambda (11/29/2011) [-]
No, I just found it rather humorous that this old camera I found at some tag sale last week happened to be the same one in the picture.
User avatar #35 - trolljunkusa (11/29/2011) [-]
How is that funny
User avatar #31 - rainbowhyperion (11/29/2011) [-]
Good for you.
#68 - The instant I saw the burger falling, I knew a Hasselhoff joke… 11/29/2011 on ME GUSTABURGER -1
#277 - **Lambda rolled a random image posted at comment #272949 by… 11/29/2011 on run in with a cop +2
#272 - Looks legit. 11/29/2011 on run in with a cop +4
#13 - God ******* dammit... thanks I've been stuck … 11/29/2011 on yup +1
#3 - That wasn't no customer, dude. It was probably an inspector fr… 11/29/2011 on i love my job 0
#8 - Looks more like a Datura trip to me. 11/29/2011 on shrooms, not even once 0
#12 - I ******* love kebabs. 11/29/2011 on Lulz, drugs +3
#21 - God ******* dammit. It seems like everybody has s… 11/29/2011 on Conspiracy Keanu 0
#18 - Need a lord and savior? Why not Ziodberg? 11/29/2011 on By god, that sounds amazing! +7
#17 - I believe this is in Italy. 11/29/2011 on By god, that sounds amazing! -1
#10 - What other sites? Are you talking about deep web? Because ther…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/29/2011 on George Washington +1
User avatar #12 - jasonn (11/29/2011) [-]
you have taught me a very important lesson. thank you.
User avatar #11 - nukinzerambo (11/29/2011) [-]
See I wanna know what the fuck is worse than 4chan

I havent gone past that point... Scared
User avatar #22 - rjake (11/29/2011) [-]
#27 - geometrysquid (11/29/2011) [-]
I fukken love that site, stfu anyways the nekked chick on the spit on the front page is sooo fake,
User avatar #15 - chawlsBITCH (11/29/2011) [-]
well there's meatspin.com
lemonparty.org
shitporn.com websites
gayporn.com websites
goreporn.com


the list goes on and on
#36 - FunnyHunch (11/29/2011) [-]
Can't forget shegods.com!
User avatar #20 - nukinzerambo (11/29/2011) [-]
Oh i thought scarier as in. will haunt me
User avatar #23 - chawlsBITCH (11/29/2011) [-]
4chan isn't scary..
Unless you actually ask for scary stories, then you're fucked.
User avatar #24 - nukinzerambo (11/29/2011) [-]
Lol i have only read dead bart and the Ben one witht he Majoras mask...So...
User avatar #25 - chawlsBITCH (11/29/2011) [-]
Well that's only 2 posts out of the 10 Cagillion that goes on 4chan daily.

Honestly I like 4chan. :)
User avatar #26 - nukinzerambo (11/29/2011) [-]
Never been, i like my sanity
User avatar #30 - chawlsBITCH (11/29/2011) [-]
Well honestly the only part of 4chan that's weird is /b/. All the other places actually have simple everyday topics so they're not very weird at all. /b/ is just a bunch of random ass threads. It's not bad at all really you should check it out sometime
User avatar #32 - nukinzerambo (11/29/2011) [-]
Once my computer is cleaned of dirt and everything i shall, I have had this for a year, runs well, but needs external matience
User avatar #16 - chawlsBITCH (11/29/2011) [-]
#30 - Comment deleted 11/29/2011 on We've got a badass over here +3
#136 - Picture 11/29/2011 on Nostalgia Brazzers +2
#28 - My physics teacher is having us do this in our study of projec… 11/29/2011 on Angry Birds 0
#63 - Ironic, unexpected, and totally contrary to the situation. 11/28/2011 on Oh 4chan 0
#524 - I wludn't sae 90% cnat spel. Tahts a gros ovrestmatin.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2011 on Americuh +6
User avatar #543 - nowusee (11/28/2011) [-]
Wouldn't* say* can't* spell* That's* gross* overestimation*
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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