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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:3/05/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#721
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 3444 total,  3603 ,  159
Comment Thumbs: 66360 total,  70951 ,  4591
Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 61.1% (611/1000)
Level 362 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 363 Comments: FJ Noble
Subscribers:9
Content Views:16458
Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:9550
FJ Points:36474

latest user's comments

#486 - I am fairly certain that we've incurred the wrath of /b/. 03/11/2012 on am i doin it right? -2
#21 - Picture 03/11/2012 on Like a baws :) +16
#20 - Nah, you'd need a hardwood fire to melt steel. 03/11/2012 on Like a baws :) +4
#77 - Picture 03/11/2012 on No2 +25
#82 - Maybe it was an ipad. 03/11/2012 on Human Stupidity Level:... +9
#248 - It's like an orgasm for your eyes. 03/10/2012 on try it +4
#240 - Welcome to the Machine, here. 03/10/2012 on try it 0
#123 - /x/ is funny as hell. pic related: http://photo-upload.at… 03/10/2012 on Only on 4Chan +2
#273 - But you know, this does prove that the pages, the code, it's a… 03/10/2012 on Spending time on FunnyJunk 0
#272 - Yes, must be a database thing. Probably part of that latest up…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2012 on Spending time on FunnyJunk 0
User avatar #273 - Lambda (03/10/2012) [-]
But you know, this does prove that the pages, the code, it's all still there. It would be not to difficult to bring that back.
#242 - I can get to them, but none load.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2012 on Spending time on FunnyJunk 0
User avatar #257 - MacheteJoe (03/10/2012) [-]
omg I had no idea they quit working :( this is a sad day for fj...

they ised to all work perfectly
User avatar #272 - Lambda (03/10/2012) [-]
Yes, must be a database thing. Probably part of that latest update what with the keyboard shortcuts.
User avatar #273 - Lambda (03/10/2012) [-]
But you know, this does prove that the pages, the code, it's all still there. It would be not to difficult to bring that back.
#112 - Hopefully you'd be doing this with the TV unplugged. But despi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2012 on Hacking TV's 0
User avatar #116 - mookiez (03/10/2012) [-]
Yes the tube acts as a cap. But that only controls the deflection coils, there were 4 wires, 2 wires for the vertical deflection coil, and 2 wires for the horizontal coil. the flyback controls the cathode, so it will be on, just aiming a single beam of light, the deflection coils are not active, so the light is not stretched. You will still have a dot despite no power to the coils. And you can also connect a transistor to the vertical coil's wires, add a audio source to the base of the transistor, an the tv will have a line of light that will dance with your audio signal. That would not be possible if there was no dot if cutting those wires kills your cathode ray, because cutting them does not, I did this to a tv a couple weeks ago out of shear boredom. And I played over and under it by five finger death punch.
User avatar #120 - mookiez (03/10/2012) [-]
The other deflection coil has to be completely disconnected for that audio dancing thing to work. I forgot to mention that.
#26 - Yeah, flash games! Granted, most of them wouldn't be original …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/10/2012 on Spending time on FunnyJunk 0
User avatar #223 - MacheteJoe (03/10/2012) [-]
sorry delete the index part. put the number after games/ i told you wrong. happy gaming
User avatar #242 - Lambda (03/10/2012) [-]
I can get to them, but none load.
User avatar #257 - MacheteJoe (03/10/2012) [-]
omg I had no idea they quit working :( this is a sad day for fj...

they ised to all work perfectly
User avatar #272 - Lambda (03/10/2012) [-]
Yes, must be a database thing. Probably part of that latest update what with the keyboard shortcuts.
User avatar #273 - Lambda (03/10/2012) [-]
But you know, this does prove that the pages, the code, it's all still there. It would be not to difficult to bring that back.
User avatar #31 - MacheteJoe (03/10/2012) [-]
Heres a hint if you dont already know. those games are still here on fj just no link to them. go to the game page and time a number after index/ in the address bar. and it will bring up the game. there are thousands on there so most 4 digit numbers work.
User avatar #72 - cadaverbox (03/10/2012) [-]
Are you trolling?
I just tried.
User avatar #117 - MacheteJoe (03/10/2012) [-]
sorry delete the index part. put the number after games/

#69 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2012 on Randy, y u so awesome +8
#70 - zistheman (03/10/2012) [-]
I'm high right now, and I love to go on funnyjunk.
#198 - The author was likely referring to American English, though th… 03/10/2012 on the tables are turned! +2
#197 - Comment deleted 03/10/2012 on the tables are turned! 0
#71 - I'll take it from here: 3. undo all the bolts holding the …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2012 on Hacking TV's +4
User avatar #102 - mookiez (03/10/2012) [-]
The thick wire carry's 50kv, The flyback transformer will drive it up that much, then the transformer sends the current through that wire too the cathode ray. But if you cut the wires he is saying to cut. It will disconnect to power to the deflection coils and when the tv is on, there will be a single bright dot in the middle of the screen. The deflection coils takes that dot and stretches it with a resonating magnetic frequency to fill the whole screen with its light. This is for anyone that doesn't understand electronics, I figured this would be the best place to put it. And no the 50kv will not kill you. You will just piss yourself.
User avatar #112 - Lambda (03/10/2012) [-]
Hopefully you'd be doing this with the TV unplugged. But despite, the nature of the CRT tube means that it acts as a capacitor, and can store this high voltage and really knock you on your ass if you cross it.
Also, those wires don't only power the deflection coils. They control the cathode and heater as well, so you'd have no dot at all.
User avatar #116 - mookiez (03/10/2012) [-]
Yes the tube acts as a cap. But that only controls the deflection coils, there were 4 wires, 2 wires for the vertical deflection coil, and 2 wires for the horizontal coil. the flyback controls the cathode, so it will be on, just aiming a single beam of light, the deflection coils are not active, so the light is not stretched. You will still have a dot despite no power to the coils. And you can also connect a transistor to the vertical coil's wires, add a audio source to the base of the transistor, an the tv will have a line of light that will dance with your audio signal. That would not be possible if there was no dot if cutting those wires kills your cathode ray, because cutting them does not, I did this to a tv a couple weeks ago out of shear boredom. And I played over and under it by five finger death punch.
User avatar #120 - mookiez (03/10/2012) [-]
The other deflection coil has to be completely disconnected for that audio dancing thing to work. I forgot to mention that.
#295 - 1. obtain water balloon 2. ???? 3. lulz. 03/10/2012 on At a local coffe shop -1
#697 - "The **** y'all lookin at?" 03/10/2012 on A Man of my Actions. +4
#225 - My point, exactly.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2012 on mfw i get the highest grade... 0
#226 - addicted (03/20/2012) [-]
ahhh i see what you did there

#67 - 1. send guy to airport dressed as knight 2. while everybod…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2012 on Worth It +55
#93 - baaltomekk (03/09/2012) [-]
#252 - I want to do this to my laptop, except mod the screen so that … 03/09/2012 on Hack Win +2
#219 - Molto bene!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2012 on Molto... MOLTO Bene +1
#237 - Michaelbl (03/09/2012) [-]
don't. don't.
User avatar #224 - rancranrancran (03/09/2012) [-]
alon-sy
#87 - My school was built for 300 students. The current population i…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2012 on How my school corridoors work 0
#90 - anonexplains (03/08/2012) [-]
my school was built for 500, and currently has over 2300 kids.
User avatar #92 - Callfall (03/08/2012) [-]
My school has 3500 kids.

#156 - Time travel. It seems pretty fantastical, doesn't it? But so d…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2012 on Mind fuck +2
User avatar #188 - arsecandle (03/08/2012) [-]
Yeah but dude get this.. Right... Wait.. Right man time travel needs a time travel machine to be invented NOW to come back to this era, and I'm pretty sure 'Jesus' wasn't grooving around in one, you can't go to a place that doesn't have the same machine.

Just a thought
User avatar #177 - snivymaster (03/08/2012) [-]
I find that time travel is relatively impossible. If the future hasn't happened yet, then there would be nothing to travel to. And even if someone traveled BACK in time, wouldn't that mean there would be nothing to return to? Due to there being no existing future?

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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