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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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#17 - So, how many notifications do you get daily from your name bei…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on Her's profile 0
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#18 - Her (08/02/2012) [-]
Daily? Uhh.. Well there's about 10/per minute. So.....A fucking shit ton?
#49 - That's why the Titanic didn't capsize. Look at any shipwreck, … 08/02/2012 on So Many Feels +3
#31 - Hard mode. 08/02/2012 on Seriously? 0
#35 - Because toph is toph, that's why. 08/02/2012 on Rubix cube +1
#100 - Now, either buy some candy or bend over. 08/02/2012 on Free Candy +1
#16 - You deserve this. 08/02/2012 on Candidate for being Lin's... +14
#112 - Power Freedom Intelligence. Let me clarify: Free… 08/02/2012 on What I want in life 0
#9 - Oh no, the water's infected! WITH FIRE! 08/02/2012 on In Soviet Russia... 0
#3 - Sad truth is, there once was a man who was born blind, and gon…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on titlie titlie +28
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#17 - uberninja (08/02/2012) [-]
He had no visual memory, which is like a database of information which is quite important in order to use your vision effectively.
#20 - The church is a private organization. If they don't want to ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on I need a better title +7
#23 - realyboredguy (08/02/2012) [-]
He doesn't have a problem with that.
#19 - I hate when people say "I support traditional marriage&qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on I need a better title +15
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#33 - domethius (08/02/2012) [-]
So you support 'love' ?
#21 - Originally a film can.... But you know that after it's empty, … 08/02/2012 on Idiots +2
#206 - HEIL! 08/01/2012 on It's hard to be nazi 0
#20256 - Recommend to me a deadmau5 album. A lot of people have recomme…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#20316 - gmarrox (08/01/2012) [-]
4x4=12 is pretty good.
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#20309 - zhitman (08/01/2012) [-]
Lack of a Better Name has all the good popular ones like Ghosts n Stuff. It's his best album in my opinion
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#20310 - zhitman (08/01/2012) [-]
For Lack of a Better Name*
#66 - I don't have a problem with bieber. He's just a bad musician, … 08/01/2012 on LOL. Dumb bitch. +2
#199 - Comment deleted 08/01/2012 on Fuck yeah, Pikachu. +1
#243796 - Send it to me, I'll eat it. 08/01/2012 on My Little Board® 0
#17 - What the **** are you doing? 08/01/2012 on The legend +6
#1 - Looks more like the symptoms of strep throat to me.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2012 on Those darn Tonsils 0
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#10 - MakiChan (08/01/2012) [-]
toncils are swelled up with the white on them and i know it hurts worse then strep.
#3 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
I just had strep throat and my tonsil did not do that shit.
#8 - Right, she probably did get beat for slapping that dude. But t… 08/01/2012 on Dumb Bitch +1
#1 - In the future, avoid "le". People don't like it anym… 08/01/2012 on Whales.. +2
#2 - Does omegle really have an 18+? I've never seen that before.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2012 on What have I done !? 0
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#5 - cantfindkeyboard (08/01/2012) [-]
It links you to some cam site...not that I'd know.
#12 - Picture 07/31/2012 on Oligarchy 0
#6 - Sooooo, whatcha thinkin' about? 07/31/2012 on Sleep +1
#15 - Of all the temperature scales, Kelvin is the only one that act…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/31/2012 on We're dead either way +7
#47 - eraserblue (08/01/2012) [-]
However, it still is a relativistic measurement, because it increases at a constant rate with the Celsius scale. I agree that "True Zero" should be at the temperature where chemistry become null, void and irrelevant, the increments shouldn't have anything to do with how another scale is used/behaves. It's the closest to, but not the best one we could have. Also it just seems more convenient with Celsius to match our scale with everyday temperatures. Kelvin is already the scale adopted by science, and society (or a vast majority) accept Celsius to be the most convenient way to measure temperature based on comfort and relevance to everyday experience.
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#34 - ericzxvc (08/01/2012) [-]
Positive above freezing temperatures, and negative freezing temperatures, a freezing temperature of zero, and a boiling point of 100 doesn't make sense? Seems pretty logical to me.
#33 - warbringerii (08/01/2012) [-]
to be fair water boils at 100°C and freezes at 0°C, so for daily use, celsius is better
#191 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
Heaven forbid you have to memorize the numbers 273 and 373
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#486 - memorize (08/08/2012) [-]
I regret choosing this name as my username....
#18 - u do wat to sheep (08/01/2012) [-]
**u do wat to sheep rolled a random image posted in comment #230 at Swag ** For those who don't know, Absolute Zero is the tempature at witch there is no motion, therefore no friction, therefore no heat
#19 - huidaman (08/01/2012) [-]
Therefore death
#30 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
Theoretically if you froze someone instantly to 0 Kelvin, then after an undetermined time returned them instantly to room temperature, I don't think they would die.

The main problem with cryogenic stasis is water in the body freezing and expanding into ice, destroying cells as a result. The water molecules would not have the opportunity to realign at 0 Kelvin therefore your body would remain undamaged.

Therefore, not death.
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#67 - boxrocker (08/01/2012) [-]
But would your consciousness survive? How can you maintain brain activity without any electrical signals being transmitted? Electrical or chemical transmissions are impossible for the body to produce at absolute zero.
#463 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
Your brain activity wouldn't need to persist. Every atom is motionless.
While I'm not an expert on the subject, wouldn't time effectively stop for everything within a 0 Kelvin environment?
Time may pass in the universe, but nothing would ever change until it was removed from 0 Kelvin.
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#485 - boxrocker (08/04/2012) [-]
If you're talking about biochemistry as a predeterminate science, then yes. But that's only if you believe that the human mind is governed 100% by physical and chemical reactions. If such were true, then it would prove that there is no such thing as a human soul.

Scary thought bro.
#48 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
Wouldn't there be shock though?
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#20 - u do wat to sheep (08/01/2012) [-]
Yes, exactly
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#72 - lickmeforfree (10/05/2015) [-]
My duty has the King of Flaim is to defend my fellow citizens from what is wicked!
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#64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
#65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
#66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
#67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
#69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
#58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
#59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
#60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
#62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
#61 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
#53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
#48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
#49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
#50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
#52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know..****
#51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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#46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.