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#7 - This is amazing that people actually built the ******* thing. 02/05/2014 on bring on the pain +1
#10 - Radiation dose is time-dependent as well. While it may not be …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on medusa +2
#33 - anon (02/05/2014) [-]
Yes but the question is can you get up to it and away to a safe, non deathy area before the times up? Consider that even if you get out of the super death area, you'll still be in the slightly slower building death area. Meaning you might get out of the death area in a few seconds, but the added radiation of the slightly less death area will kill you anyways.
#17 - It's already catching on... I like it. 02/05/2014 on 'Murica +7
#8 - "any officer who goes into action without his sword is im… 02/05/2014 on So that's why 0
#101 - Pretty sure this EXACT same thing was in a Bond movie. I don't… 02/05/2014 on Breathing 0
#68 - Like I've always said, if the church doesn't want to support g…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Gay marriage +1
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#76 - mooproxy (02/04/2014) [-]
The interesting fact is you're allowed to marry your first cousin in 21 states, but gay marriage is only allowed in 17.
#49 - Your ass would be gone by the time you hit the bottom. 02/04/2014 on ivan hold my hand +1
#39 - There is actually no "official language" of the unit…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Advertising war 0
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#67 - rockamekishiko (02/04/2014) [-]
exactly. we thankfully have the freedom to speak whatever the fuck language we want. But not speaking english hinders the non-speaker a hell of a lot more than the rest of the population. I hate how people think it affects them directly
#287 - But... Frostbite on penis. 02/04/2014 on Disney girls have it rough 0
#387 - It would be interesting to take a moderately high dose of LSD …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Where Do I Get One Of These 0
#406 - gentlemanscholar (02/04/2014) [-]
watch the movie "Altered States". The scientist protag does just that. He turns into a monkey and it's fucking stupid.
#400 - catternaut (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah fun until you roll around and drown without realizing it.