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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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#164 - You're correct, capt. Obvious. It's not [url deleted]. It's … 01/24/2012 on My little cat and old dog 0
#162 - Picture 01/24/2012 on My little cat and old dog +7
#111 - ******* solved. 01/24/2012 on Pringles Problem Solved +37
#8 - Might be a retoast, but it's still crunchy. Not stale quite ye… 01/23/2012 on Zombies 0
#19 - Ponies aren't really my thing. But I pinkie them up anyway. 01/23/2012 on Browsing +2
#56 - It's generally accepted that whites are the majority. In the… 01/23/2012 on Racism Arguement +1
#86 - Because tacos are ******* delicious. 01/23/2012 on tacos -2
#27 - It's generally accepted that whites are racist and blacks can'…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Racism Arguement -1
#52 - eternalpleasure (01/23/2012) [-]
tell me this. how the fuck are whites a majority when 2/3 of the population is ASIAN. As in the near 4 BILLION PEOPLE IN JUST TWO COUNTRIES OF ASIA?
I take my leave now.
User avatar #56 - Lambda (01/23/2012) [-]
It's generally accepted that whites are the majority. In the past, it has always been that way and so it remains generally accepted, and it's difficult to change long-held beliefs like that.
User avatar #33 - jokeface (01/23/2012) [-]
not for long. whites are soon gonna be a minority
#39 - More simply: Disconnect the actual detonator itself from the t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2012 on me 0
#86 - mookiez (01/23/2012) [-]
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The way I did it would not disconnect power, It would simply, not let the mosfets or transistors open up, if they don't open, then the detonator would never get power to cause a explosion. most explosive devices have a transistor or mosfet connected strait to the detonator, if they are never allowed to open, then they wont explode, and all transistors and mosfets are, is electronic gates, if you take away its ability to open, then current can't flow, as you can see in the picture, this is a transistor circuit diagram, E is the emitter, think of that as power in, when a small current is added to the base, it opens up, allowing the current to flow to collector, that collector would be connected to the detonator, then it would explode when there is a small current added to the base, but if you cut the base wire, then it will never open up, so power could never go to the collector, then never to the detonator. Then after you do that, it should be safe to take out the detonators.
#46 - hairyhelmet (01/23/2012) [-]
#13 - That's how you win.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2012 on Asymptote Zoned +2
User avatar #15 - stevesixpence (01/23/2012) [-]
Yay for unstable relationships
#57 - Not quite. There's always the force of gravity acting on it, a… 01/23/2012 on What the fuck happens when.. 0
#54 - 1. it would freefall until it reached terminal velocity. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2012 on What the fuck happens when.. -1
#56 - Womens Study Major (01/23/2012) [-]
Terminal velocity wouldn't be reaches, it would overcome the airfriction, becouse it would have perfect aerodynamics. It would eccelerate indefinetly, then reach the speed of light, the mass would become infinite and it would form a black hole, suck everything inside. Joking, it wouldnt move. Think about it, it would be standing on top of it self. Saying it would fall is same as saying a circular pipe would spin by it self :D
User avatar #57 - Lambda (01/23/2012) [-]
Not quite. There's always the force of gravity acting on it, acting on every part of it. It is indeed "standing on itself" but "itself" is being pulled down by gravity as well. There would indeed be air friction acting on it because it can't have perfect aerodynamics, nothing can. But due to its shape such friction would be minimal and it would reach impressive velocities.
1. magnetize rod
2. build coil of wire around it
3. enjoy your infinite electricity.
#17 - It's not often that I use the red pinkie , but your hypocriti… 01/23/2012 on FAGLB +8
#12 - Secks. 01/23/2012 on Legend. +6
#10 - Press the pinkie . Press it again. And again. A…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2012 on They can't catch you if 0
User avatar #20 - waffies (01/23/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!?~
#4 - Sorry, it's client-side only. The pinkie s don't stick, as so… 01/23/2012 on Thumb Glitch +14
#46 - /b/'s hero. 01/22/2012 on Creepy People: Albert Fish +4
#233 - 'twas a joke. Lighten up. I was referring to the fact that in … 01/22/2012 on Kids -3
#229 - A 12-year-old stole my ******* dune buggy two sum… 01/22/2012 on Kids -2
#15 - Comment deleted 01/22/2012 on Boromir 0
#58 - 13375p34k used to be the language of champions. But all these … 01/22/2012 on Can you read this? 0
#10 - Yeah, the first time I saw a color picture of New York City fr… 01/22/2012 on Time Travel +3
#45 - Picture 01/22/2012 on Me Gusta +3
#169 - Yeah, ever since they shut it down, it's been real hard to fin… 01/22/2012 on SOPA +4
#167 - Megaupload is still down. FBI is up and running. Face it, we c…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2012 on SOPA +31
User avatar #168 - fraqz (01/22/2012) [-]
megaupload Offical IP sours

109.236.83.66/

its back on, kinda
#169 - Lambda (01/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, ever since they shut it down, it's been real hard to find anything. Those who are still up have been freaking out and deleting content, or users have been pulling their stuff off.

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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