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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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#96 - I'm taking a more "realistic" take on this. A great … 07/28/2012 on Arc of the impossible 0
#11 - I'd like an eighth of some of that fine catnip. 07/28/2012 on Supreme Dealer 0
#58 - That's actually a real thing now. They have an xbox version out.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2012 on I think I'll just die now. 0
User avatar #62 - herecomesjohnny (07/28/2012) [-]
the joke was on the word 'new'
#77 - "couldn't have added up to" is what I meant to say. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2012 on Arc of the impossible +1
User avatar #89 - bloodwarrior (07/28/2012) [-]
The Bible mention's how many cubit's of length and height of the ark.
#23 - ...with what looks like Glenn Howerton and Rob McElhenney, who…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2012 on Title 0
#24 - schaefdr (07/28/2012) [-]
That is definitely not Glenn Howerton and Rob McElhenney. It's not even Paddy's Pub.
User avatar #25 - Lambda (07/28/2012) [-]
It looks a hell of a lot like them. But you're right, it's not paddy's.
#72 - Wouldn't have been millions. Just two of every species (known …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2012 on Arc of the impossible +1
User avatar #88 - holyfuckingsatan (07/28/2012) [-]
'known at the time'? Supposedly the whole earth was flooded. If this bullshit ark story really happened, then the animals we have now were on the ark. Dumbass.
User avatar #96 - Lambda (07/28/2012) [-]
I'm taking a more "realistic" take on this. A great many religions have a flood myth, which means it's highly likely that there actually was a large flood in that area in ancient times.
If Noah really lived, really built an arc, and really did gather up animals, he surely wouldn't have gotten every animal in the world. Just those species that were found where he was.
According to the bible, the ark had an area of about 3750 square meters. Assuming each animal gets 2 square meters, (a generous allotment for many of the small animals, but accounting for the large animals I believe it could be plausible) one could fit about 1875 animals on board. That's 937 different species.
Was the ark actually built? Some believe its ruins still exist somewhere on Mt. Ararat. But the world may never know.
#75 - Absolute Madman (07/28/2012) [-]
"couldn't have added more than a couple thousand" Sir...you just went full retard.
User avatar #77 - Lambda (07/28/2012) [-]
"couldn't have added up to" is what I meant to say. A minor typo.
User avatar #89 - bloodwarrior (07/28/2012) [-]
The Bible mention's how many cubit's of length and height of the ark.
#29 - No, it's a half-life reference, and also my favorite Greek letter. 07/28/2012 on Lambda's profile 0
#596 - This text kinda looks like one of those clues on Jeopardy. … 07/28/2012 on What would yours be? 0
#63 - It would be cool if they had every living Doctor pass the torc…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2012 on LONDON 2012 GOOF +59
User avatar #171 - barrythehorse (07/28/2012) [-]
That what I was thinking. I wish they did actually show Doctor Who in the ceremony.
#100 - thesilverpanther has deleted their comment.
User avatar #103 - halemeister (07/28/2012) [-]
"every LIVING doctor"
User avatar #82 - archiferd (07/28/2012) [-]
I wished they had all 11 Doctors out in the stadium instead of the lousy noise.
#797 - The original use of any assault weapon, of course, was war. Bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2012 on murder weapons original uses +6
User avatar #798 - biscuitbobington (07/28/2012) [-]
makes you a person that has too many spare cans lying around and you're putting them to good use
#9 - Is it me, or would a really manly lesbian and a really effemin…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on I Don't Even... +13
#13 - Absolute Madman (07/25/2012) [-]
my uncle and aunt in a nutshell.. everyone swears that shes got a girl on the side called natasha and hes got a guy on the side called gerald.
#52 - Well, It's clearly yo mamma. 07/25/2012 on The.. +1
#11 - You could call and not say anything. They'll show up still. 07/25/2012 on (1) Facebook +1
#97 - Ah, I couldn't remember if it was tosh or louis ck who said it. 07/25/2012 on Mmmm...Omelets... 0
#15 - Picture 07/25/2012 on Mercy-less 0
#14 - Hi, I'm Willie Nelson. Not THE willie nelson... but um.... Hey… 07/25/2012 on garlic +5
#77 - I'm really torn on the issue of abortion. I mean, on one hand,…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Mmmm...Omelets... +3
#89 - Absolute Madman (07/25/2012) [-]
Thank you Daniel Tosh. Nice job stealing jokes
User avatar #97 - Lambda (07/25/2012) [-]
Ah, I couldn't remember if it was tosh or louis ck who said it.
User avatar #83 - zight (07/25/2012) [-]
I don't believe it should be entirely the women's choice, I mean, what if i don't want the kid? am i supposed to just let her have it so i have to pay for the child's spending and shit? and related to the content and not your comment. bald eagle eggs are endangered. humans are far from it
User avatar #98 - annoyingsmartguy (07/25/2012) [-]
If you don't want a kid, quit having unprotected sex, dumbass.
User avatar #590 - zight (07/26/2012) [-]
first when did i say that i was having unprotected sex? leave it to ignorant idiots like yourself to imply shit. and that isn't the only way dipshit. the condom could break for example
User avatar #603 - annoyingsmartguy (07/26/2012) [-]
Irrelavent. If you choose to have sex, you accept the consequences. If you're not prepared to support a child, you should not be having sex.
#604 - zight (07/26/2012) [-]
"quit having unprotected sex". my comment is in no way irrelevent, and besides having sex doesn't mean you're prepared for having a child, which is why there's
A) Condoms (also used to prevent STDs)
B) Birth Control pills
C) Oral Sex (which is sort of irrelevant but still involves sex)
D) getting a vasectomy or her getting her tubes tied.
AND E) im done talking with you, i hope you learned something today
User avatar #85 - SheWolfie (07/25/2012) [-]
im in the middle. i mean if a woman gets raped you can't just force her to live with that child. and chances are she won't take care of herself during pregnancy.
but if its just some 15 year old YOLO bitch who doesn't want a kid then Fuck her she can't have an abortion.
but eagles know what the fuck is up
#4 - I don't think it's a formal law per se, but it may be required… 07/24/2012 on Faith In Humanity Restored 0
#2 - Yes, because insurance fraud is so common over there, you have…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Faith In Humanity Restored +2
User avatar #3 - ponchosdm (07/24/2012) [-]
first of all, Nice name and profile pic
after that said
wow, didnt knew about that law, i think it is a nice rule, it can help to solve other crimes
any need of an IT guy in russia? =P
User avatar #4 - Lambda (07/24/2012) [-]
I don't think it's a formal law per se, but it may be required to get insurance.
#3 - Toph has some competition. 07/24/2012 on What man slay 0
#242 - Through his music he is IMMORTAL.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2012 on Have a feel FJ +3
User avatar #244 - davve (07/24/2012) [-]
True.
#23 - I would have baked you a cake, but the cake is a lie, so here'… 07/24/2012 on happy birthday... 0
#10 - Picture 07/24/2012 on amon theories +2
#2 - Picture 07/24/2012 on Fries +16
#4 - Imagine if you will: If creepers could track you through w…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2012 on creep +3
User avatar #34 - yaarun (07/24/2012) [-]
the user animationcraftpg5 on youtube posted a few videos about creeper cooperation.

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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