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|#96 - I'm taking a more "realistic" take on this. A great …||07/28/2012 on Arc of the impossible||0|
|#11 - I'd like an eighth of some of that fine catnip.||07/28/2012 on Supreme Dealer||0|
|#58 - That's actually a real thing now. They have an xbox version out. [+] (1 new reply)||07/28/2012 on I think I'll just die now.||0|
|#77 - "couldn't have added up to" is what I meant to say. … [+] (1 new reply)||07/28/2012 on Arc of the impossible||+1|
|#23 - ...with what looks like Glenn Howerton and Rob McElhenney, who… [+] (2 new replies)||07/28/2012 on Title||0|
|#72 - Wouldn't have been millions. Just two of every species (known … [+] (5 new replies)||07/28/2012 on Arc of the impossible||+1|
#96 - Lambda (07/28/2012) [-]
I'm taking a more "realistic" take on this. A great many religions have a flood myth, which means it's highly likely that there actually was a large flood in that area in ancient times.
If Noah really lived, really built an arc, and really did gather up animals, he surely wouldn't have gotten every animal in the world. Just those species that were found where he was.
According to the bible, the ark had an area of about 3750 square meters. Assuming each animal gets 2 square meters, (a generous allotment for many of the small animals, but accounting for the large animals I believe it could be plausible) one could fit about 1875 animals on board. That's 937 different species.
Was the ark actually built? Some believe its ruins still exist somewhere on Mt. Ararat. But the world may never know.
#75 - Absolute Madman (07/28/2012) [-]
"couldn't have added more than a couple thousand" Sir...you just went full retard.
|#29 - No, it's a half-life reference, and also my favorite Greek letter.||07/28/2012 on Lambda's profile||0|
|#596 - This text kinda looks like one of those clues on Jeopardy. …||07/28/2012 on What would yours be?||0|
|#63 - It would be cool if they had every living Doctor pass the torc… [+] (4 new replies)||07/28/2012 on LONDON 2012 GOOF||+59|
|#797 - The original use of any assault weapon, of course, was war. Bu… [+] (1 new reply)||07/28/2012 on murder weapons original uses||+6|
|#9 - Is it me, or would a really manly lesbian and a really effemin… [+] (1 new reply)||07/25/2012 on I Don't Even...||+13|
#13 - Absolute Madman (07/25/2012) [-]
my uncle and aunt in a nutshell.. everyone swears that shes got a girl on the side called natasha and hes got a guy on the side called gerald.
|#52 - Well, It's clearly yo mamma.||07/25/2012 on The..||+1|
|#11 - You could call and not say anything. They'll show up still.||07/25/2012 on (1) Facebook||+1|
|#97 - Ah, I couldn't remember if it was tosh or louis ck who said it.||07/25/2012 on Mmmm...Omelets...||0|
|#15 - Picture||07/25/2012 on Mercy-less||0|
|#14 - Hi, I'm Willie Nelson. Not THE willie nelson... but um.... Hey…||07/25/2012 on garlic||+5|
|#77 - I'm really torn on the issue of abortion. I mean, on one hand,… [+] (8 new replies)||07/25/2012 on Mmmm...Omelets...||+3|
#89 - Absolute Madman (07/25/2012) [-]
Thank you Daniel Tosh. Nice job stealing jokes
#83 - zight (07/25/2012) [-]
I don't believe it should be entirely the women's choice, I mean, what if i don't want the kid? am i supposed to just let her have it so i have to pay for the child's spending and shit? and related to the content and not your comment. bald eagle eggs are endangered. humans are far from it
#604 - zight (07/26/2012) [-]
A) Condoms (also used to prevent STDs)
B) Birth Control pills
C) Oral Sex (which is sort of irrelevant but still involves sex)
D) getting a vasectomy or her getting her tubes tied.
AND E) im done talking with you, i hope you learned something today
#85 - SheWolfie (07/25/2012) [-]
im in the middle. i mean if a woman gets raped you can't just force her to live with that child. and chances are she won't take care of herself during pregnancy.
but if its just some 15 year old YOLO bitch who doesn't want a kid then Fuck her she can't have an abortion.
but eagles know what the fuck is up
|#4 - I don't think it's a formal law per se, but it may be required…||07/24/2012 on Faith In Humanity Restored||0|
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|#3 - Toph has some competition.||07/24/2012 on What man slay||0|
|#242 - Through his music he is IMMORTAL. [+] (1 new reply)||07/24/2012 on Have a feel FJ||+3|
|#23 - I would have baked you a cake, but the cake is a lie, so here'…||07/24/2012 on happy birthday...||0|
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|#4 - Imagine if you will: If creepers could track you through w… [+] (1 new reply)||07/24/2012 on creep||+3|