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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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#78 - You do realize that you don't have to reject evolution to beli… 01/12/2012 on nephilimfreee's profile 0
#1 - Pah, it's not so bad. /b/ is the real fucked up part, but the …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/12/2012 on 4chan +20
#72 - greatestgaara has deleted their comment.
#63 - anonymous (01/13/2012) [-]
talking about /b/... they trying to kill shitty site we should ignoregers and post pics of their dead body! to me /b/ seems like a nice place with full of nice ppl!
#49 - anonymous (01/13/2012) [-]
seriously, /b/ is like 15% funny, 70% sex, and 15% wat
thats why i spend my time on /wg/ /po/ or /g/

inb4 "OHEMGEE noone cares about anons"
#58 - anonymous (01/13/2012) [-]
/po/ FUCK YEAH!
User avatar #14 - MrDrProfessor (01/12/2012) [-]
theres honestly nothing that bad on /b/ you guys must be little pussy...if you see something gross just scroll like hell.
#12 - joshuah (01/12/2012) [-]
i know, i spent a night on /r/spacedicks
User avatar #5 - iliketrainsalot (01/12/2012) [-]
I know what you mean... SOMEBODY POSTED CP AND BLEACH DON'T WORK.
User avatar #25 - kermheat (01/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, bleach didn't help me save the pics either
User avatar #2 - qazxdr (01/12/2012) [-]
i actually was on /b/ before i came to funnyjunk one of my friends pointed me here so i know what you mean

#2 - Nice! 01/12/2012 on Random comic 0
#1 - Genuinely made me laugh out loud. GIVE ALL THE pin… 01/12/2012 on im loving this 0
#2 - The reason is that sometimes content isn't all that good, but … 01/12/2012 on Y U NO THUMB?!?!?! +1
#1 - I love this painting.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2012 on That Friendzone Feeling +1
User avatar #3 - lokz (01/12/2012) [-]
Edward Hopper is a genius.
#3 - Yeah, I don't give a shit about shitty site we should ignore … 01/12/2012 on Out of sight, out of mind,... 0
#6 - Shit now I'm hungry.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2012 on wut? +1
User avatar #7 - sepheroth (01/12/2012) [-]
I'm actually having dinner as I type this!
#7 - You know, when I saw the fosters commercials I figured that pr… 01/11/2012 on Beer in Oz 0
#208 - Oh, that figures, I should have seen that coming. That show is… 01/11/2012 on Macgyver win 0
#205 - Anybody have the sauce for this? I've got to know what the hel…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2012 on Macgyver win +6
#209 - gloriouswingeduser (01/11/2012) [-]
Here's that sauce you ordered.
#207 - anonymous (01/11/2012) [-]
Tim & Eric Awesome Show
User avatar #208 - Lambda (01/11/2012) [-]
Oh, that figures, I should have seen that coming. That show is awesome. Do you know what episode?
#1 - This was the premise of the very first rage comic known to man. 01/11/2012 on how to stop poop splash 0
#2 - SLOVENE! 01/11/2012 on inb4 tl;dr---WHAT THE FUCK? 0
#7 - God damn it, this should have gotten front page. 01/11/2012 on Doctor Who Stoner +3
#477 - Rule 34, at its finest. 01/11/2012 on Hot Nintendo Rule 34 Action!!! +5
#63 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2012 on another slut of facebook. . . -3
User avatar #72 - sugarsnakk (01/10/2012) [-]
thatsthejoke.jpg
#2935 - No, see, diseases are something that CAN be proven or dis-prov…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2012 on Student vs Teacher 0
User avatar #2936 - gyptice (01/10/2012) [-]
They have been now. But they weren't lets say in the 15th century when people thought it was the wrath of god. Are you completely missing my point? Just because we know so much now, doesn't mean that we need to stop. You talk about things that are unexplainable and should be taken on faith NOW, I ask why? Because it seems to hard? Because you are lazy? Because you personally can't do it? Faith is a homonym for excuse.
#2 - It'l stretch the tape? I always wondered why we could only pau… 01/10/2012 on VCR's and VHS's +1
#1 - NOT TRUE. Cars and football. 01/10/2012 on What men think about... +1
#2887 - Excellent logic argument. The lesson that we should take away …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2012 on Student vs Teacher -3
User avatar #2934 - gyptice (01/10/2012) [-]
And let's say someone thought that 1500 years ago(which they did) and instead of trying to understand something such as a disease, they took it on faith that it would go away or correct itself. Let's say EVERYONE thought like that(the same way as you). Where would we be? Shitting ourselves in the woods wondering why everyone dies at the age of 16 and is so sick after a meal? Just because we hit a massive scientific updraft in the past couple century in a half(mostly due to the Church's desire to abolish knowledge against God) and certain things we find curious and un-explainable NOW need to all of a sudden be taken up on faith again. I'm not sure about you, but I plan on leaving the dark ages of death and disease and stupidity behind me, and keep updating that desire as more knowledge comes forth.

tl:dr Screw the word "Faith"
User avatar #2937 - schmitty (01/10/2012) [-]
when you sit in a chair do you inspect the chair to make sure that it will properly hold your weight? no of course not, that would be ridiculous, you take it on faith that others have been held up by the same chair that it will therefore. thats what faith is. its the belief in something without actually fully understanding it or inspecting it to be sure that it will accept your weight (metaphorically speaking). i may not be religious but that doesnt mean that i cant accept that some people have faith that either i myself dont share or cant accept.

tl;dr faith is the belief in something you cant necessarily prove but you hold to be true.
User avatar #2940 - gyptice (01/10/2012) [-]
When I sit in a chair, I don't have faith that it will hold me, I assume that it will, and not just because of the millennia that came before it to perfect the chair making process. I won't sit in a chair with 3 legs that should have 4, would you? But that's not the point here. The point was in my first comment.
User avatar #2941 - schmitty (01/10/2012) [-]
if you dont assume that a chair will hold you simply because of millennia of chair building then why do you assume that the chair will hold you? if it is because you see other being held up by similar looking devices then you are taking it on an act of faith that the particular chair in front of you will hold you up. if you happen upon a chair that you have never encountered before, you have never seen anything chair like this one before but you can still tell that its a chair, and that it holds up other people. would you inspect the chair to ensure that it is a proper weight bearing device that can properly distribute your weight and prevent gravity from pulling you to the ground, or would you simply take it "on good faith" that people who tell you the chair will hold you actually will?
User avatar #2935 - Lambda (01/10/2012) [-]
No, see, diseases are something that CAN be proven or dis-proven, and they've been proven.
User avatar #2936 - gyptice (01/10/2012) [-]
They have been now. But they weren't lets say in the 15th century when people thought it was the wrath of god. Are you completely missing my point? Just because we know so much now, doesn't mean that we need to stop. You talk about things that are unexplainable and should be taken on faith NOW, I ask why? Because it seems to hard? Because you are lazy? Because you personally can't do it? Faith is a homonym for excuse.
#251 - That's why I do it. If something isn't quite good enough to de… 01/09/2012 on Thank you skippers +1
#4 - This is actually pretty hot. Rule 34, failing-at-drinking-wate… 01/09/2012 on DRINKING FAIL 0
#5 - Sounds like Amir. 01/09/2012 on pooped in class? +2
#7 - I did NOT need to see that, that's disturbing. 01/09/2012 on Reason why i dont go to... 0
#1 - "You're under arrest. Alright now, get in the basket."  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2012 on wowo +1
User avatar #2 - jmcdona (01/09/2012) [-]
no he would make him sit on the handle bars...lol
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to shit like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know..shit
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird shit ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are fucking awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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