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#14 - Every villain is a hero in his own mind. Except the Joker. The… 06/27/2014 on I prefer villains 0
#18 - I guess they just couldn't moooove out of the way. 06/27/2014 on longboarding on a country road 0
#10 - Some people tried something similar at my school. They brought…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Dress code +11
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#64 - potrsr (06/27/2014) [-]
Even the government doesn't do that. They post the new rules or policies and wait a month or so until it must be followed because people need to be informed about new things.dick move from school
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#59 - strobler (06/27/2014) [-]
But but... that is fucking unfair! New rules don't work like that! I feel the urge to knee kick your principal in the face..
#12 - I've never understood this. Your arm is NOT strong enough, in …  [+] (18 new replies) 06/26/2014 on how sweet -82
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#148 - techjoker (06/27/2014) [-]
Holy shit, did you even read it?
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#136 - higaphix (06/27/2014) [-]
fuck you
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#118 - norkas (06/27/2014) [-]
It's not about whether you're strong enough or not, it's a REFLEX. You can't control reflexes.
#104 - joshed (06/27/2014) [-]
you have alot of red thumbs so i gave you a green one
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#42 - Visual (06/27/2014) [-]
The girl was more touched by the fact that his first "concern" was her (even though the post states it was a reflex). That was the point, obviously everyone knows you can't stop an entire person from flying out the windshield with your extended arm.
#31 - peggscott (06/27/2014) [-]
When I walk beside a road with my niece I always walk on the outside because of the thought of a car hitting her, If a car was to actually swerve up I'm sure we would both be screwed, but at least I would get hit first, not her... kinda the same thing...
#21 - anon (06/26/2014) [-]
as pizzaboy in such situation i tend to drift right before worrying what there is on the right. (who does this job is always aware of where are pedestrians and bicycles behind him/her and costantly knows how much time they have to react to his translation) worst case is better than hitting another car from behind.
If you do that, with your arm you drag the box toward you along with the momentum of the car and then you can use whole body to push it against the door.

if you do it well, even vietnamese pho bo won't suffer any concussion damage.
#14 - swagmonstah (06/26/2014) [-]
It's just a parental instinct.
My mom used to do it. All it is, is a last ditched effort to possibly save someone they love.
It's not logical, it won't work, but in that moment it's all they have.
#168 - swagmonstah (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh for God's sake...
I was developing wizard powers last night and now this shit?
Why the FUCK did this comment get so many thumbs, I even ended it with faggot.
#110 - Orc (06/27/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I hope you don't have any siblings. That would be like a spit in the face.
#80 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/27/2014) [-]
That gave me a fell and then I remembered my asshole grandpa. He told me to put on my seatbelt and when I didn't listen he slammed on the brakes and I hit my face on the dashboard. I always put my seatbelt on after that tho.
#111 - Orc (06/27/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You deserved it for being a dumbass.
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#87 - sagedivinity (06/27/2014) [-]
Then it worked didn't it? Just think about how many times that one tough lesson saved your face,
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#89 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/27/2014) [-]
I was like 3. It's one of my earliest childhood memories.
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#90 - sagedivinity (06/27/2014) [-]
Even better, that means he taught you early.
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#15 - bakawaka (06/26/2014) [-]
I think the "faggot" was perfect punctuation for that.
#43 - anon (06/27/2014) [-]
fuck sake, I can't see what it stands. Yes I have an account but I don't wanna log in. I'm trying to go to sleep... funnyjunk will stop me from doing that if I log in
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#13 - GrimTheRealReaper (06/26/2014) [-]
The way you row and the way your arm connects with the person is the same direction. You're pulling backwards on an oar, and you pull backwards on the persons chest. You're correct though, nobodys arm is going to be enough to stop that fucker from liftoff out the window if the car hits hard enough.
#12 - I've always wondered why they don't just use two microphones a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Twitch streamers 0
#144 - findaway (06/27/2014) [-]
Because companies.
#11 - I'm male too but I choose to identify as a beautiful strong bl… 06/26/2014 on Ass Cream +4
#9 - In ancient Egypt, sculptors would sculpt pharohs and other ver… 06/26/2014 on Bring me king +1
#110 - Also, a correction: That first content was uploaded by a user … 06/26/2014 on FJ Facts Part 2 0
#109 - I remember the Designer thing. I never really believed it was …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on FJ Facts Part 2 0
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#110 - Lambda (06/26/2014) [-]
Also, a correction: That first content was uploaded by a user called "funnyjunk". In the beginning, all pictures were uploaded from that account and user uploads (or even user accounts) didn't become a thing until much later.
Most comments were anonymous, but there was a field where you could type a name if you wanted.
#78 - I would have thought lathe accident. But damn. That's bey…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Something broke... 0
#82 - chugwug (06/26/2014) [-]
From looking at the x-ray there's no way that arm could be salvageable. Carnage.
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#79 - mystogan (06/26/2014) [-]
Judging from the picture, it dont look like its attached to a body, mostly like it got tore off or something from the grinder.