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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:5/29/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3620
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 3444 total,  3603 ,  159
Comment Thumbs: 76060 total,  80961 ,  4901
Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 73.3% (733/1000)
Level 369 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 370 Comments: Immortal
Subscribers:9
Content Views:17194
Times Content Favorited:218 times
Total Comments Made:10510
FJ Points:43596

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#5 - That's the signal for FLOOR IT and BLAST METAL.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2012 on New kind of traffic lights +7
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#8 - aldheim (11/14/2012) [-]
I thought the yellow light meant 'floor it'
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#66 - wrpen (11/14/2012) [-]
Yes, but you have to, as the comment says, "blast metal" for the next 666 miles.
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#6 - blokrokker (11/14/2012) [-]
But I already do that!
#14 - ...so all it takes to detect testicular cancer is a pregnancy … 11/14/2012 on Cancer +1
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Captain 0
#3 - KayRed Comment deleted by Lambda
#28 - I think some people tried that a while ago. Didn't it cause so… 11/14/2012 on SECESSION! 0
#14 - ...what? 11/14/2012 on no title +4
#19 - "If we had a military division with the bullet-carry… 11/14/2012 on And yet they won. +17
#145 - JUST...ONE...MORE...PICTURE...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on . +11
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#150 - meowmixallday (11/14/2012) [-]
essentially my funnyjunk experience
#74 - Talk about a series of unfortunate events. ...but what cau… 11/14/2012 on Egyp +1
#38 - Last I read, he was cool with being a meme and laughed about i… 11/14/2012 on Meme 0
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Colorado's new fire truck +2
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#37 - theugandanhero (11/14/2012) [-]
WHERE'S THE VIDEO FOR THIS.
#125 - I don't see ANY way that could end well. 11/13/2012 on Fleshlight Fan 0
#91 - Oh... OH. I thought the spider was a ceiling fan in the b… 11/13/2012 on she never learns! 0
#81 - Comment deleted 11/13/2012 on Science 0
#234 - Look at the before and after pictures of Bush, Clinton, Nixon,…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on Like performing open heart... +10
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#308 - brettyht (11/14/2012) [-]
Abe Lincoln's Before and After was pretty good
#474 - He says "some" christians. And, damn, it is true. I'… 11/13/2012 on catholics in a nutshell +2
#14 - Oh god now I have a massive craving for Fred's pizza from my o… 11/13/2012 on GG Local pizza guy +3
#15 - Seems like anybody can have a little bit of good at heart.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Good Guy Frank 0
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#33 - yojo (10/28/2014) [-]
You never paid attention to me :l
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#34 - Lambda (10/28/2014) [-]
I usually reply to everyone who replies to ridiculously old comments, but I never got notifications for either of those.
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#35 - yojo (10/28/2014) [-]
That's what they all say
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#36 - Lambda (10/28/2014) [-]
No, really. FJ kinda glitches out over old comments sometimes.
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#32 - yojo (03/03/2014) [-]
dude I hope you realize I only did this because of that comment you left on that one post.
Pay attention to me.
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#31 - yojo (03/03/2014) [-]
Nobody's completely evil. A child rapist can regularly volunteer at a soup kitchen because he cares about the homeless.
#4 - Socks with sandals! 11/12/2012 on ohno.jpg 0
#9 - Is she throwing up fish and worms?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on Next Stop Rehab +1
#76 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
Someone hasn't seen enough hentai...
#16 - Damn. This dude must have like 20 arms. 11/12/2012 on The virginity +1
#25 - Jan Itor, obviously. Doctor Jan Itor. 11/12/2012 on Cartoon Names Part 2 +3
#9 - Bender Bending Rodriguez 11/12/2012 on Cartoon Names you didn't... +7
#12 - Picture 11/12/2012 on seems legit +4
#30 - Skip to 5:40 then. 11/12/2012 on Wut? +4
#74 - You know when you've been on funnyjunk too long when you've ne… 11/12/2012 on Soooooo Manly... +13
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#72 - lickmeforfree (10/05/2015) [-]
My duty has the King of Flaim is to defend my fellow citizens from what is wicked!
#71 - murrlogic (08/21/2015) [-]
#70 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
#64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
#65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
#66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
#67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
#69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
#58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
#59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
#60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
#62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
#61 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
#53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
#48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
#49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
#50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
#52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know..****
#51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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#46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.