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#130 - Well, **** . Given that my heart's already a littl…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on salvia 0
#174 - notyaoming (09/14/2012) [-]
Like I said, small chance and I don't even know how reliable that info is. I heard it from a Paramedic though, so I guess it must have a bit of weight behind it.
#28 - In Italian literally translated it's "Uomo Pipistrello&qu… 09/14/2012 on NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA 0
#107 - Salvia seems like quite an interesting experience.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2012 on salvia +1
User avatar #126 - littleseatoytle (09/14/2012) [-]
go watch some videos and laugh ur ass off my friend!
#110 - notyaoming (09/14/2012) [-]
I watched my friend trip on 20x, it was hilarious. Thought he saw a flower growing out of the couch and shit.

The only bad thing about Salvia though, is the small chance of it messing with your cardiac rhythm, and sending you into cardiac arrest at a young age.
User avatar #130 - Lambda (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, fuck. Given that my heart's already a little wac, I guess I shouldn't try it.
#174 - notyaoming (09/14/2012) [-]
Like I said, small chance and I don't even know how reliable that info is. I heard it from a Paramedic though, so I guess it must have a bit of weight behind it.
#47 - Hot pockets.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2012 on Snake venom +9
User avatar #51 - anonymousattorney (09/14/2012) [-]
Caliente pockets.
#69 - anonymous (09/14/2012) [-]
You've got a gift, my friend
User avatar #71 - anonymousattorney (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn straight, I do.
#48 - Most colleges use alcohol-edu. I'm at Fairfield University. 09/14/2012 on Drinking 0
#33 - I had to take this same thing for my school. It dragged on... …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on Drinking 0
#45 - goneismyaccount (09/14/2012) [-]
what school do you go to? i did the same
User avatar #48 - Lambda (09/14/2012) [-]
Most colleges use alcohol-edu. I'm at Fairfield University.
#44 - My name is Lambda, and I'm a fapaholic. *Hi, Lambda* I…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2012 on masturbation +5
#54 - Vanbr (09/14/2012) [-]
That's nice.. I rubbed one out yesterday
User avatar #59 - ravarshi (09/14/2012) [-]
even nicer, i rubbed one out less than an hour ago.
#63 - anonymous (09/14/2012) [-]
Currently fapping to FJ comments
#58 - captan has deleted their comment.
User avatar #49 - climatus (09/14/2012) [-]
wat
#86 - Too bad a third party won't win, because winning the presidenc… 09/14/2012 on Politics 0
#261 - Nice use of focus here. What is this from?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on 3D gif? 0
#266 - anonymous (09/14/2012) [-]
one of the x men movies
#273 - anonymous (09/14/2012) [-]
the only good xmen movie in a WHILE!!! AM I FUCKNG RIGHT?!!?!?!?!
#120 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on Double Standards +1
#128 - basicargentinian Comment deleted by Lambda
#442 - I can't believe I got the top comments for that. I wasn't even…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on Magic +3
User avatar #443 - ifiwereayoungman (09/13/2012) [-]
would have been so funny for the people who were there! anyway some douche thumbed us both down so i thumbed you back up again
#111 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Double Standards +4
#134 - AvatarAirBender Comment deleted by Lambda
#116 - dtox Comment deleted by Lambda
#88 - Picture 09/13/2012 on Doctor Who 7x02 +7
#59 - No, they put a big rock in front of the door after they put him in it.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2012 on 8 good guys +4
#66 - amuzen (09/13/2012) [-]
Ya but there was no corpse inside meaning he disappeared, it's not like they witnessed him leaving or anything
User avatar #72 - chism (09/13/2012) [-]
people kept visiting his tomb, on the third day a woman showed up saw that the rock had been moved. jesus sneaks up behind tells her he's back she goes and tells everyone, nobody believe her. after they say shes crazy Jesus shows up to surprise everyone, then disappears again fer good
User avatar #70 - kosicandavid (09/13/2012) [-]
they witnessed him three days after his dead what is so incomprehensible on that??? I mean yea it sound stupid but that is what Easter is about... they killed him and he was brought back to life...
#57 - He died, and then respawned on Easter.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2012 on 8 good guys +7
#58 - amuzen (09/13/2012) [-]
I never understood the 3 day ressurection thing, I mean just because there was nothing in the tomb 3 days later doesn't mean there was anything in the tomb 2 or 1 days later, I mean for all they knew he could've just like got up and walked away as soon as the last person stopped hanging out at his grave. could've been a proper respawn >_>
User avatar #59 - Lambda (09/13/2012) [-]
No, they put a big rock in front of the door after they put him in it.
#66 - amuzen (09/13/2012) [-]
Ya but there was no corpse inside meaning he disappeared, it's not like they witnessed him leaving or anything
User avatar #72 - chism (09/13/2012) [-]
people kept visiting his tomb, on the third day a woman showed up saw that the rock had been moved. jesus sneaks up behind tells her he's back she goes and tells everyone, nobody believe her. after they say shes crazy Jesus shows up to surprise everyone, then disappears again fer good
User avatar #70 - kosicandavid (09/13/2012) [-]
they witnessed him three days after his dead what is so incomprehensible on that??? I mean yea it sound stupid but that is what Easter is about... they killed him and he was brought back to life...
#91 - I haven't seen enough hentai, but I've seen enough I've seen e… 09/13/2012 on You know where this is... +7
#49 - Starboard, if you're heading for a head-on collision, you alwa… 09/13/2012 on Awkward Penguin 0
#200 - Picture 09/13/2012 on Dem Google Glass +7
#473 - Jesus is 100% god, 100% son of god, and 100% man, too. I am aw… 09/13/2012 on F*ck logic +10
#220 - If you tried counting sheep on that pillow, you'd never get past 2.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on He Will Haunt Your... +9
#221 - anonymous (09/13/2012) [-]
Ba dum tssss
#50 - This is actually a true story. She divorced him. 09/12/2012 on It's 9/11 +8
#14 - This one magician came and performed at my college on the firs…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/12/2012 on Magic +654
#441 - ifiwereayoungman (09/13/2012) [-]
haha can't believe we both ended up getting so many thumbs (esp you!). I had forgotten about it and just logged in before to find out my comment had made the top 10 (my first time!). mfw
User avatar #442 - Lambda (09/13/2012) [-]
I can't believe I got the top comments for that. I wasn't even trying, that's just something that actually happened.
User avatar #443 - ifiwereayoungman (09/13/2012) [-]
would have been so funny for the people who were there! anyway some douche thumbed us both down so i thumbed you back up again
#440 - TravisPastrana (09/13/2012) [-]
mfw
User avatar #439 - koobzacc (09/13/2012) [-]
>In that theatre
>magician tells single ladies to stand up
>your present girlfriend stands up even though she's with you
what do?
#73 - filip (09/12/2012) [-]
Your username!
Your avatar!

Best game ever!
#60 - anonymous (09/12/2012) [-]
i dont get it
#67 - noschool (09/12/2012) [-]
he showed all the guys the girls that are single
#34 - melolsoohard (09/12/2012) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #399520 at MLP Friendly Board ** When they stand up, mfw lookin at dey fat asses
#31 - Hackdak (09/12/2012) [-]
**Hackdak rolled a random image posted in comment #966418 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** And then comes the challenge of.. Talking to them.

Oh god its too difficult.
#30 - snapbacksupreme (09/12/2012) [-]
#20 - ifiwereayoungman (09/12/2012) [-]
#59 - anunamoose (09/12/2012) [-]
Try this.
#34 - I want to become a doctor. Just so that, after the procedure i…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on MFW graduating medical college +4
User avatar #35 - sirformidio (09/12/2012) [-]
no man, you need to build some kind of name for yourself first.
Doing that too soon just makes you homeless. Doing it after becoming best fucking friends with your boss means he plays along.
#43 - Somewhere in there, there's probably poop. 09/12/2012 on My next birthday party +9
#50 - >wake up >fall out of bed >drag a comb across…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on 5 things you when you wake up +4
User avatar #54 - springerzz (09/12/2012) [-]
LOVE IT.. had to listen to the song after that.. Lol! thanks :D
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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