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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:8/02/2015
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Comment Ranking:#965
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 3444 total,  3603 ,  159
Comment Thumbs: 70060 total,  74801 ,  4741
Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 38.5% (385/1000)
Level 365 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 366 Comments: FJ Noble
Subscribers:9
Content Views:16584
Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:10070
FJ Points:39248

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#102 - I did a little research. Here's where she got that … 07/31/2015 on SJW Gets Arrested, Screams... 0
#96 - You know, I've got a lot of sympathy for the cops who have to …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2015 on SJW Gets Arrested, Screams... +1
User avatar #100 - thechosentroll (07/31/2015) [-]
It must take an inhuman amount of willpower to not just taze or pistol whip a person like that.
#128 - drewjitsu (07/31/2015) [-]
I could do it. I work with children, at a daycare. She acts just like them. When they get this attitude, the best thing to do is show them that you honestly aren't affected by their tantrum. If you give in, they learn it as acceptable means to solve any issue. He was teaching her how to behave in society and for that, I commend him.
User avatar #131 - thechosentroll (07/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, but I feel like it's a lot easier to tolerate that behavior from little kids, since they're little kids. They don't know better, because they lack any sort of life experience. Adults, on the other hand, are supposed to have enough of that to know that laws apply to everyone. There's a reason the law says that not knowing the law isn't an excuse for breaking it.
#513 - drewjitsu (07/31/2015) [-]
Good point. I'm confident I could handle it, but I honestly have never encountered an adult that behaved like that, so I dont really know.
#14 - Fuel line broke and caught fire, possibly. 07/31/2015 on When bae puts on your... +1
#30 - No, not quite. All this engine does is produce a small amount … 07/30/2015 on Em Drive Has Been... 0
#20 - So is there even such a thing as a cheeky nandos?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2015 on Strayya is prickly +41
User avatar #132 - iflirtwithanyone (07/31/2015) [-]
Can confirm. Just had a cheeky nandos about an hour ago.
#67 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]
aussie here, yep. i've been there
User avatar #149 - lovinglawliet (07/31/2015) [-]
how am I supposed to trust you on this if you're aussie though
#29 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Yes you twat
#78 - Charge your phone. 07/30/2015 on Rekt +2
#13 - He didn't sell Wonka's trade secrets to that other guy.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Do you even Lift-ing drink? +3
User avatar #18 - demandsgayversion (07/30/2015) [-]
So that guy offered to buy the stuff to the other kids, and they all accepted?
User avatar #21 - reaperssprint (07/30/2015) [-]
Uh.....shit....
User avatar #22 - demandsgayversion (07/30/2015) [-]
Cuz I thought what made all the other kids bad was that they tasted the candy, and Charlie stole the fizzy lifting drink.
User avatar #23 - reaperssprint (07/30/2015) [-]
I'm actually not sure now. I know he said that it was his honesty and they made it clear that he was happy charlie gave it back. But yea, none of the other kids actually sold the secret.

I guess maybe because they fucked up bad enough to have to be dragged away by oompa loompas. Now you've made me question it.
User avatar #24 - demandsgayversion (07/30/2015) [-]
It can't be that Charlie survived the lifting drink, because wasn't it his grandpa who suggested burping?
User avatar #25 - reaperssprint (07/30/2015) [-]
That could be why. He was influenced by his grandfather while the rest of the kids were just plain greedy.
User avatar #26 - demandsgayversion (07/30/2015) [-]
That's a good point, drinking it in the first place was also his grandpa's idea.
#290 - Spending money on presidential campaigns. However the candidat… 07/29/2015 on New laws 0
#34 - At first I thought he was just doing it for the hell of it, an… 07/29/2015 on that's ridiculous +2
#45 - By Steve Jobs' logic, I would never go to work. 07/29/2015 on How to become more productive. 0
#37 - Man, we are so gonna lose that fight with Japan. 07/29/2015 on Firmly grasp it 0
#15 - I'm convinced that Hillary just wants to be president so that … 07/29/2015 on First female president. +2
#33 - That's metal you're thinking of. 07/29/2015 on Munkii Feces 0
#45 - Look closely enough and you can always find something wrong. 07/29/2015 on me irl 0
#65 - The simple fact that it got posted to the internet means it wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on Even more Webms 0
User avatar #71 - mikepetru (07/28/2015) [-]
A man can dream, Lambda. A man can dream...

and hopefully no one died
#24 - Surgical precision. 07/27/2015 on Safe medical procedures 0
#12 - I should start murdering people and selling their organs.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2015 on BRB Selling a Kidney 0
#14 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #18 - newtamalego (07/27/2015) [-]
Markets like this make law abiding hard
#20 - Paula Dvorak is just upset that nobody uses Dvorak keyboards. 07/26/2015 on Oh wait, you are being... 0
#152 - Because, ideally, they would be correct. A perfect ban on alco… 07/26/2015 on Why gun control will never... 0
#22 - He is literally dead and buried. What the hell do they hope to…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Race War When? +2
#27 - theruse (07/26/2015) [-]
They're an anti-Confederate group, LOL, how dumb can they be.
#11 - You're going to want to use a ballast in series with the prima…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on How to make electric fractals +10
#26 - thrifty (07/26/2015) [-]
There's also the issue that most people making something they saw a 3-step video of, using HV gear, are probably generally going to have a bad time...
#53 - Looks like it.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Crush it all! 0
#98 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
What's that black can that gets all hot when it's crushed?
#10 - I've noticed this. Most people are very confident that they're… 07/25/2015 on The internet 0
#30 - Well, I can't say that there is a point at all. Just that I've…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on Some of my Favorite Tumblr... +1
#31 - rishnock (07/25/2015) [-]
I appreciate your response.
#28 - Because adding a small amount of water makes the toothpaste a …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Some of my Favorite Tumblr... +1
#29 - rishnock (07/25/2015) [-]
Yeah but my saliva is 99% water. So again I ask you: What's the point?
User avatar #30 - Lambda (07/25/2015) [-]
Well, I can't say that there is a point at all. Just that I've done it both ways and found it to work better with water.
#31 - rishnock (07/25/2015) [-]
I appreciate your response.

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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