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#11 - If you're an adult, you're fine. It's schoolchildren who are t…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Pop Tart gun lv2 +7
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#12 - roflstorm (08/22/2014) [-]
What if i were place the piece of paper on a table and leave it be?
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#13 - Lambda (08/22/2014) [-]
The next person to find it would probably crumple it and throw it away. Shit might go down if it's in an airport, though.
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#14 - roflstorm (08/22/2014) [-]
New idea.
Walk into an airport with only a billboard with the outline of a gun with the word "GUN" on it.
And just stand there.
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#15 - Lambda (08/22/2014) [-]
You'd probably be asked to leave. You would be shot if you resisted.
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#22 - roflstorm (08/22/2014) [-]
Ok, slight dial back.
How about a piece of cardboard that says GUN on it
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#24 - Lambda (08/23/2014) [-]
They would probably assume you were waiting for a man named gun, although as a name it's usually spelled "gunn".
Most likely you would be ignored.
#10 - That is known as a keyboard. 08/22/2014 on a bird in the hand +2
#14 - A no-knock warrant in Texas is the very definition of a bad idea.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +187
#115 - manofiron (08/23/2014) [-]
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#57 - leafonthewind (08/22/2014) [-]
glorious Texan masterrace reporting in
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#78 - undeadwill (08/23/2014) [-]
Master race Texas reporting.
#68 - It's going to be awkward alright, they're going to have to exp… 08/22/2014 on Awkward +1
#10 - osama is kill yes 08/22/2014 on Bin Laden is kill? +5
#157 - This is retarded. Why do we even care about this?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Zoe Quinn Raid 0
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#200 - huntergriff (08/22/2014) [-]
It's about journalistic integrity and freedom of speech on the internet, where anyone from all walks of life can come and say whatever retarded shit they want. This cunt has sullied that right and she deserves to burn in the deepest pit of hell for that. sure first it is something as insignificant as the gaming industry but next some negro cunt will sleep with a reporter from cnn so that he can say that the riots are just, all that while censoring every counter-argument given.
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#160 - sugoi (08/22/2014) [-]
Only care about it if you read gaming news.
#156 - The media just wants to stir up the hornet's nest because it m… 08/22/2014 on But he was a good kid 0
#61 - This was really one of my favorite cartoon shows I've ever seen. 08/21/2014 on Avatar TLA Gifs 0
#35 - If the boat can survive this, it can survive a storm at sea. I… 08/21/2014 on ship launch +3
#152 - "Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact" 08/21/2014 on Internet going pepsi? +1