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- It's also been proven that flaccid size is more important than…
I hate to break it to you, but people don't get defensive about whether or not their dick looks good, but whether or not it feels good. It's all about that having a big dick can give a woman a better orgasm.
But if you're packing 10 inches, that's a problem, because until she gets used to it, it'll just hurt. A lot.
i don't think you can prove an opinion
So you think if your dick was 5" flaccid and 6" hard she'd appreciate that more than 2" flaccid and 10" erect?
Hey, I don't
the rules. It's just something I've read.
Hmmm, not going to call bullshit, But I am extremely sceptical.
Well idk, them seeing your flaccid dick before you ask them on a date may not be the optimal situation.
Yeah I don't know how that's supposed to work. I wish I could find the article, but it was from a psychological study that determined that flaccid penis size was more important than erect penis size for attraction.
I guess it means, that if you're already dating and she happens to see your flaccid penis and it's not large enough, the relationship ends there as a matter of course. I've never had a relationship, so I don't really know how they work. I'm guessing it's more complicated than that.
As a straight dude, I can confidently tell you that seeing the size of my ex's flaccid penis was the deciding factor in ending our relationship.
Yeah, I figure if you've already performed the sex, and she found it satisfactory I don't think she would care how big it is flaccid.
I definitely read that article too though, about flaccid dick sizes affecting women's attraction
Alright, so I'm not crazy then, there really was an article. I don't suppose you have the link to the article?
Nawh it was a long time ago
okay if you've never had a relationship I would suggest that you don't talk about your flaccid penis. the first time the you show it should be when it's hard and sex ready.
just a little tip
Showing just the tip of it before sex seem really awkward, either show it all or don't show it at all. Not just your "little tip".
>she happens to see your flaccid penis and it's not large enough, the relationship ends there as a matter of course.
That is the dumbest thing ever.
Not directed at you, of course
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