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#17 - I guess you might say your GPA.... *sunglasses* ...is history. 11/19/2012 on Wait bro, I got this... +6
#22 - Buttmad Brazilian detected. I can at least say your country ma…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2012 on Kid doesn't give any shits +35
User avatar #39 - saxophan (11/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, I swear I've seen a Brazilian of their videos by now
User avatar #69 - sonofasnitch (11/19/2012) [-]
you clever man...
User avatar #28 - biggydy (11/19/2012) [-]
2 girls 1 cup?
#29 - Lambda (11/19/2012) [-]
Not that one.
#41 - for (int i; i < 7; i++) {console.print("F");} …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/19/2012 on Awesome geeky shirts 0
#52 - buriedstpatrick (11/19/2012) [-]
i has not been instantiated.
User avatar #44 - soerd (11/19/2012) [-]
fufufufufufufuuuuuu?

maybe only print u when i < 12 && i > 7?
#67 - minionofgruumsh (11/19/2012) [-]
Actually, Lambda's algorithm works for producing "FFFFFFFUUUUUUU" on the directed output, disregarding any errors that may exist in the syntax of the language being used (not saying any of it is wrong, but I'm not off-hand sure what it is and it really doesn't matter anyway).

So what happens is this:

1) "For" loop found, start loop set-up.
2) create int with designation "i"; since "i" is not given a value we can assume that the value of "i" is clean and thus, 0 (if your language doesn't ensure this, you should really change languages).
3) Evaluate condition. Is the value of "i" less than 7? If so, go to step four. If not, skip to step six.
4) run the next block of code. In this case, just print "F".
5) Return to step three.
6) Terminate loop. This includes "destroying" "i".
7) "For" loop found, start loop set-up.
8) create int with designation "i"; since "i" is not given a value we can assume that the value of "i" is clean and thus, 0. ((Yes, the scope of variable created in the parameters of a "for" loop is limited to the loop itself and effectively stop existing once the loop has terminated.))
9) Evaluate condition. Is the value of "i" less than 7? If so, go to step ten. If not, skip to step 12.
10) run the next block of code. In this case, just print "U".
11) Return to step nine.
12) Terminate loop. This includes "destroying" "i".
13) Continue doing remaining code, in this case nothing.
14) Terminate Program.

Once all that has been done, you will have printed "F""F""F""F""F""F""F""U""U""U""U""U""U""U""U""U""U""U""U", which will (most likely, assuming your language isn't completely stupid with strings and/or your file/output reader doesn't do weird things with null characters) end up as:
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #116 - soerd (11/20/2012) [-]
except he has two for loops and no else, it might work as pseudocode but it's very crude and would take a lot of fixing to work in any language.
#117 - minionofgruumsh (11/20/2012) [-]
Why would you need an else? For loops run until termination; there need not be an else. Furthermore, the two consecutive loops don't have any problems; the use of '{' and '}' to encapsulate the correct blocks of code are appropriate, as well. So, no, there wouldn't need to be "a lot" of fixing; the following is a perfectly legit set of lines that could be found in a Java program:
for(int i; i < 7; i++){
System.out.print("F");
}
for(int i; i < 12; i++){
System.out.print("U");
}

Or, if you prefer C:
for(int i; i < 7; i++){
printf("F");
}
for(int i; i < 12; i++){
printf("F");
}
Either way, they are remarkably similar to the "crude pseudocode" given originally.

P.S. And when discussing algorithmic approaches that aren't actually in use, there's no reason NOT to use pseudocode. Though, granted, his is actually very low-level and mine would look a little more high-level:
for int i from 1 to 7 do
print "F"
end
for int i from 1 to 12 do
print "U"
end
User avatar #118 - soerd (11/20/2012) [-]
it seems i misread his initial comment, for some reason i thought he had two if statements in a single loop. i somehow didn't notice even after your first comment either, i feel a little retarded now.
#119 - minionofgruumsh (11/20/2012) [-]
No worries; I can see how it could be misconstrued. ((Putting everything in one line like that does tend to obfuscate things.)) :)

Have a great <<insert appropriate epoch of time here>>.
#37 - For most people, perhaps. 11/19/2012 on Lesson from a Master 0
#176 - I wonder what the world will be like in 50 years' time. If we …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2012 on guise, ill miss you +4
#181 - ilikecows (11/18/2012) [-]
Imagine all of the porn...
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#115 - Picture 11/18/2012 on Mann Vs Machine in a Nutshell +2
#83 - Genius. 11/18/2012 on oh grampa 0
#80 - I, too, have given you five thumbs.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on Repair level 25 +1
User avatar #83 - mastisingh (11/18/2012) [-]
Thanks a lot, fj is not as bad as it seems while browsing :D 8 more comment thumbs and i shall be able to post pics !!!
#101 - I was not aware Firefox had its own OS. Interesting. 11/17/2012 on People these days... 0
#77 - Well, I know what it means- I was humorously pointing out a te… 11/17/2012 on religon +5
#75 - No, I was referring to the Chuck Norris thing, not the Bible. … 11/17/2012 on religon +5
#72 - That's a VU meter. It measures the amplitude of audio signals …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2012 on religon +28
#76 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
thatsajokeson.jpg
Weird. I could have sworn that was a Give-A-Fuck-O-Meter, telling me that theredheadbadass was giving less than zero fucks...
#85 - angelmatvey (11/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #77 - Lambda (11/17/2012) [-]
Well, I know what it means- I was humorously pointing out a technicality.
#71 - Well, look at The Odyssey. Historians theorize that the events…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2012 on religon +3
#73 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
People are not reading the Odyssey like it's some ancient all knowing book of law.
User avatar #75 - Lambda (11/17/2012) [-]
No, I was referring to the Chuck Norris thing, not the Bible. I probably should have clarified that.
#87 - I want a room in my house that's just wall-to-wall with these … 11/17/2012 on Artist Progresses Into... 0
#3 - Actually, mythbusters proved that bulls don't really have any … 11/17/2012 on HAHAHA +6
#4 - Dominoes, mate.  [+] (13 new replies) 11/17/2012 on .... +95
#5 - freeyourmind (11/17/2012) [-]
jenga
#45 - cyberdemon (11/17/2012) [-]
#44 - TheExile (11/17/2012) [-]
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#33 - silverlance (11/17/2012) [-]
#32 - enorus (11/17/2012) [-]
#18 - lordhasta (11/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #19 - msrdotwozero (11/17/2012) [-]
REBOOT
#66 - scooba (11/17/2012) [-]
#15 - hillbillypowpow (11/17/2012) [-]
#9 - jalthelas (11/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #10 - gilliam (11/17/2012) [-]
oh god, fukken saved. best reaction pic ever.
#6 - scooba (11/17/2012) [-]
#26 - It's a little entertaining, and can be enjoyed in moderation. … 11/17/2012 on Another scientific... 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 11/17/2012 on Chuck norris +94
#28 - betesta (11/17/2012) [-]
It took my some time to figure out what exactly happend in that gif
#67 - beerterror (11/17/2012) [-]
#40 - alvinruss (11/17/2012) [-]
Mind status: Fucked.
#58 - jbkubel (11/17/2012) [-]
Cross your eyes
#45 - rubenvd (11/17/2012) [-]
Try to make the middle one change directions when you are constantly looking at it. It can not be done.
User avatar #55 - darklol (11/17/2012) [-]
close one eye
User avatar #70 - thespartanpony (11/17/2012) [-]
I can make them all change directions at will
So i guess i'm a superhero now, right?
User avatar #46 - bobodevetjedan (11/17/2012) [-]
I did it, though it was hard
#33 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
Mind sharing? :)
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on He's got the right idea 0
#4 - aahrg Comment deleted by Lambda
#4 - Draw us like your french girls. 11/17/2012 on Drake and Josh +2
#19 - Really? Incredible. I never knew this. 11/17/2012 on This blew my mind 0
#11 - That is ******* terrifying. 11/17/2012 on China.... 0
#32 - Where's the fun in that? 11/17/2012 on they risk children's lives :O +1
#9 - Some guy in the building across from me has a cutout of Bill …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2012 on HILLBILLY +3
#18 - stallwallwriter (11/17/2012) [-]
This is the best comment I have read tonight.
#12 - TheTerrorists (11/17/2012) [-]
then they move, everytime you look away,
Every
Single
Time
Have fun
User avatar #10 - heartlessrobot (11/17/2012) [-]
Well, it's better than a cut-out of Gary Busey.
#49 - Comment deleted 11/17/2012 on Scumbag Emo 2 +12

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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