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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:9/01/2015
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#31 - What exactly does he thing he's doing with those retaining-rin…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2015 on JOB COMP: 3-D MODELER/MECH... +10
#85 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
those are jewelers pliers for making wire loops etc and i have no clue wtf he's doing, that tool would be completely useless for heavy parts work.
#67 - nathiuz (06/04/2015) [-]
He probably thinks he's posing for a stock photo.
#54 - magicmace (06/04/2015) [-]
Also the gears wont work...
#29 - Not Hitchcock. This is the first episode of the Twilight Zone.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on One of the coolest shots in... +29
User avatar #31 - becefalus (06/03/2015) [-]
o
#62 - Not entirely. Without good medical care, people died very easi… 06/03/2015 on Fact comp #23 0
#127 - Do bees actually have that sort of intelligence, to care for t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on Come my brother, I will... 0
User avatar #142 - leonhardt (06/03/2015) [-]
No, but it would certainly bee adorable.

In a little Beeietnam style bee hospital.

With casts on their legs, laying on little beds made out of acorns and eating honey ice cream while Bee nurses check their wounds and change their bedpans
#9 - Or a fire sprinkler in the elevator shaft went off.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on I'm not a technician, but 0
User avatar #10 - machiavellianhumor (06/02/2015) [-]
didn't know they had those.
#18 - If she knows so little about the human trafficking business th… 06/01/2015 on RAGE TIME! Baby for sale,... +32
#3 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Is this ... cooking? +193
#54 - ugoboom (06/02/2015) [-]
>not posting the webm
WHAT ARE YOU? AN IDIOT SANDWICH.
User avatar #7 - goodhomer (06/02/2015) [-]
What is this from?
User avatar #9 - reican (06/02/2015) [-]
top gear
User avatar #11 - goodhomer (06/02/2015) [-]
Hilarious, but Gordon Ramsay has like 10 shows, I can't tell which is which just by a snapshot.
#27 - unholyfatman (06/02/2015) [-]
Seriously he is in fucking everything ans that's not counting British television which I'm sure he has a bunch of shows on the BBC
#7 - "The police came out here, I told them I needed air condi… 06/01/2015 on Florida Man +1
#14 - It's a convention that's held yearly in California. For fans o… 06/01/2015 on 200 Leg Raises +2
#6 - I'm more worried about chainsaw guy, that falling limb pushed …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on painful gifs 1 0
User avatar #10 - zacoren (06/01/2015) [-]
and from the looks of it he probably fell on it too
#37 - That's not the way I've always done it. It's only a secret unt…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Bill Gates +21
#38 - skelebones (05/31/2015) [-]
every time i did it at work we never told each other who gave what.
my fiances office is the same thing
User avatar #68 - Bobtheblob (05/31/2015) [-]
This is Reddit's Secret Santa though. They play by their own rules, like a low budget loose cannon cop movie.
#120 - skelebones (06/01/2015) [-]
yeah except secret santa originated outside reddit. the whole goddamn point of its invention is to bring back selflessness of xmas. anonymously giving a gift and not being all "thats right i bought a cow what the fuck did you do for me? oh a small little coupon for starbucks? pfft pathetic". fuck that shit
#62 - Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that picture from a slaught…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Vegan at it again +1
#193 - anon (05/31/2015) [-]
Knowing PETA? Almost certainly. Not one of those pigs looks like it's been killed by hand, no marks at all.
#33 - The alloy is called Nitinol. Heat it past a certain threshold … 05/31/2015 on Yeah, science! 0
#450 - So, now that we've already broadcast over a century of radio s… 05/31/2015 on The Fermi Paradox 0
#49 - The way I see it, not everybody gets to be happy, and I'm one …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2015 on Lost dreams, don't be this guy +1
#56 - anon (05/30/2015) [-]
excuse my french but F*CK THAT SIDEWAYS WITH A RUSTY SHOVEL!

Never ever sideline your own wants and needs for what everyone wants you to do. Even if you need that stable 9-5, doesn't mean you can't take time to do what you want. Take the time to write that novel, climb that mountain, whatever it was that you want to do.

As much as I hate what the saying has become- you only live once. Don't you f*cking dare waste it on sh*t you regret, whether its living too large or too little. Mix it up, find that balance between what you need to do and what you love to do, and don't you ever ever even think that you are worth less than everyone else.
#43 - That's exactly what I'm heading for. But there's nothing that …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Lost dreams, don't be this guy 0
User avatar #44 - darudelink (05/30/2015) [-]
There's the problem, mang: "What everybody wants (you) to do."

What do you want to do? (No need to actually answer here)
User avatar #49 - Lambda (05/30/2015) [-]
The way I see it, not everybody gets to be happy, and I'm one of the ones who doesn't.
#56 - anon (05/30/2015) [-]
excuse my french but F*CK THAT SIDEWAYS WITH A RUSTY SHOVEL!

Never ever sideline your own wants and needs for what everyone wants you to do. Even if you need that stable 9-5, doesn't mean you can't take time to do what you want. Take the time to write that novel, climb that mountain, whatever it was that you want to do.

As much as I hate what the saying has become- you only live once. Don't you f*cking dare waste it on sh*t you regret, whether its living too large or too little. Mix it up, find that balance between what you need to do and what you love to do, and don't you ever ever even think that you are worth less than everyone else.
#17 - Picture 05/30/2015 on anon exposed +121
#83 - It's human nature. Gold has always been regarded as valuable j… 05/30/2015 on 500 lbs of pure gold +3
#6 - It's just healthy paranoia. The term is Van Eck Phreaking… 05/29/2015 on Home alone 0
#40 - It's both. 05/29/2015 on get out gamergirl 0
#260 - First I wake up. Then I do nothing for about a day, and then I… 05/29/2015 on What's your life like? 0
#7 - Which would suggest that angry mama bear is nearby. 05/29/2015 on Hunt 0
#13 - No, it's much different from black powder. Armstrong's mix is … 05/29/2015 on Musket for Mice 0
#32 - I use the term loosely. "sexual partner". Maybe I sh…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2015 on After Sex Selfies +3
User avatar #33 - chuca (05/28/2015) [-]
Yeah that's much more fitting.
User avatar #89 - srskate (05/29/2015) [-]
there's a lot of bitter in this thread.
User avatar #160 - crislaboy (05/29/2015) [-]
gotta agree with you on this.
#12 - Why do these people even have sex if they clearly hate it and …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/28/2015 on After Sex Selfies +157
User avatar #171 - georgeojffs (05/29/2015) [-]
People get drunk and make silly decisions
User avatar #153 - falbwuh (05/29/2015) [-]
They don't hate the sex. Just the partners.
User avatar #77 - hejhag (05/29/2015) [-]
it's called a drunk one night stand you fucking nerd.
#140 - Kairyuka (05/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #31 - chuca (05/28/2015) [-]
Cause they're whores. And i don't think those are their partners, unless you consider "random guy i meet at a bar" a partner.
User avatar #32 - Lambda (05/28/2015) [-]
I use the term loosely. "sexual partner". Maybe I should have said "fucktoy" instead.
User avatar #33 - chuca (05/28/2015) [-]
Yeah that's much more fitting.
User avatar #89 - srskate (05/29/2015) [-]
there's a lot of bitter in this thread.
User avatar #160 - crislaboy (05/29/2015) [-]
gotta agree with you on this.
#22 - sesshii (05/28/2015) [-]
They hate themselves equally much.

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#71 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
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