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#10 - Most nukes are not the Tsar bomb. The vast majority of them ha…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +4
#83 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/07/2014) [-]
>Not important enough to nuke
>Survive nuclear holocaust
>???
>Profit
User avatar #12 - pfccross (08/06/2014) [-]
all nukes may not be tsar bombs, but 5 tsar bombs would probably wipe the us clean of life...
User avatar #18 - Lambda (08/06/2014) [-]
Good thing only one was ever built. And it blew up.
User avatar #13 - pfccross (08/06/2014) [-]
actually that too is probably an exaduration. it would take alot more than 5. but theres probably easily enough to wipe the us
User avatar #16 - sursum (08/06/2014) [-]
Fortunately the US does not constitute the entirety of humanity.
User avatar #17 - pfccross (08/06/2014) [-]
no, but it constitutes the strongest military and if you can take the us the fuck out then you can probably take the rest of the world the fuck out. Like if the US with all of its anti missile defenses cant keep itself safe then noone else is going to survive a nuclear onslaught.
User avatar #167 - sursum (08/07/2014) [-]
The idea was that there would be only enough nukes left to take out the US, what else is going to be left for the rest of the world?
User avatar #15 - pfccross (08/06/2014) [-]
probably closer to 15-20 with well calculated windspeeds for fallout.
User avatar #19 - davidteninch (08/06/2014) [-]
Over 2,000 nuclear weapons have been detonated today. So far we're all pretty fine. And I think the US spending is so high for two reasons. 1.) the US is a big country. 2.) No one is dumb enough to start a nuclear war, so the US needs some defense besides nukes.
User avatar #23 - valyn (08/06/2014) [-]
it's not even just that. A lot of the US' defense spending is actually a form of Keynesian economic aid. We keep buying military hardware to keep those factories open and the people in them employed. If anything, its a pretty smart way of doing things- instead of propping up businesses with grants or spending money on welfare for those workers when they lose their jobs, we spend about the same amount to just keep the companies busy, and instead of the government having nothing to show for it, they get tanks/planes/what have you for their trouble. Keynesian economics is always better than straight up handouts
#181 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/07/2014) [-]
Except for when you have a war based economy it kind of forces you to be at war at pretty much all times.
User avatar #256 - valyn (08/07/2014) [-]
no, it forces you to be producing war materiel at all times. That just means somebody, somewhere, needs to be fighting. There's more than enough people out therre who hate each other and buy our tanks
User avatar #20 - davidteninch (08/06/2014) [-]
Also, source for all the nukes: A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since 1945 - by  Isao Hashimoto
#7 - It's a common misconception-- There aren't nearly enough nucle…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +13
User avatar #8 - pfccross (08/06/2014) [-]
are there not thousands of nukes in possession by the us and russia alone? And I dont know if you have seen on a map what kind of destruction could be done by a single Tsar bomb, but it wouldnt take much to wipe out humanity. Not just with the explosions but with the radiation as well.
User avatar #10 - Lambda (08/06/2014) [-]
Most nukes are not the Tsar bomb. The vast majority of them have much, much smaller yields. Plus, there are much fewer nuclear warheads in existence today than there were at the height of the Cold War. There's a lot of land on earth and nuclear weapons have a comparatively small destructive capacity. An all-out nuclear war would be devastating, of course, but the species would survive. Priority targets would be major cities and military installations, and even those, only in a few countries. Those in other areas would survive.
#83 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/07/2014) [-]
>Not important enough to nuke
>Survive nuclear holocaust
>???
>Profit
User avatar #12 - pfccross (08/06/2014) [-]
all nukes may not be tsar bombs, but 5 tsar bombs would probably wipe the us clean of life...
User avatar #18 - Lambda (08/06/2014) [-]
Good thing only one was ever built. And it blew up.
User avatar #13 - pfccross (08/06/2014) [-]
actually that too is probably an exaduration. it would take alot more than 5. but theres probably easily enough to wipe the us
User avatar #16 - sursum (08/06/2014) [-]
Fortunately the US does not constitute the entirety of humanity.
User avatar #17 - pfccross (08/06/2014) [-]
no, but it constitutes the strongest military and if you can take the us the fuck out then you can probably take the rest of the world the fuck out. Like if the US with all of its anti missile defenses cant keep itself safe then noone else is going to survive a nuclear onslaught.
User avatar #167 - sursum (08/07/2014) [-]
The idea was that there would be only enough nukes left to take out the US, what else is going to be left for the rest of the world?
User avatar #15 - pfccross (08/06/2014) [-]
probably closer to 15-20 with well calculated windspeeds for fallout.
User avatar #19 - davidteninch (08/06/2014) [-]
Over 2,000 nuclear weapons have been detonated today. So far we're all pretty fine. And I think the US spending is so high for two reasons. 1.) the US is a big country. 2.) No one is dumb enough to start a nuclear war, so the US needs some defense besides nukes.
User avatar #23 - valyn (08/06/2014) [-]
it's not even just that. A lot of the US' defense spending is actually a form of Keynesian economic aid. We keep buying military hardware to keep those factories open and the people in them employed. If anything, its a pretty smart way of doing things- instead of propping up businesses with grants or spending money on welfare for those workers when they lose their jobs, we spend about the same amount to just keep the companies busy, and instead of the government having nothing to show for it, they get tanks/planes/what have you for their trouble. Keynesian economics is always better than straight up handouts
#181 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/07/2014) [-]
Except for when you have a war based economy it kind of forces you to be at war at pretty much all times.
User avatar #256 - valyn (08/07/2014) [-]
no, it forces you to be producing war materiel at all times. That just means somebody, somewhere, needs to be fighting. There's more than enough people out therre who hate each other and buy our tanks
User avatar #20 - davidteninch (08/06/2014) [-]
Also, source for all the nukes: A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since 1945 - by  Isao Hashimoto
#80 - That's what she said. 08/06/2014 on Hardcore 0
#33 - Don't get use to it, most things don't make any sense at all. 08/06/2014 on engineering at its finest 0
#31 - I believe it was depicting the competing company.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2014 on engineering at its finest 0
User avatar #32 - Kairyuka (08/06/2014) [-]
Ooh that would make sense!
User avatar #33 - Lambda (08/06/2014) [-]
Don't get use to it, most things don't make any sense at all.
#29 - It's from a commercial for a moving company.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/06/2014 on engineering at its finest 0
User avatar #30 - Kairyuka (08/06/2014) [-]
Not the best advertising is it? :L
User avatar #31 - Lambda (08/06/2014) [-]
I believe it was depicting the competing company.
User avatar #32 - Kairyuka (08/06/2014) [-]
Ooh that would make sense!
User avatar #33 - Lambda (08/06/2014) [-]
Don't get use to it, most things don't make any sense at all.
#1761 - Boring **** happened. 08/06/2014 on What's your life story in 3... +1
#34 - It probably is-- Molten steel would be so hot as to burn the w… 08/06/2014 on molten metal poured over wood +1
#25 - It's been more than 10 years now. It wouldn't be the same show…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on fox has a meeting after the... 0
User avatar #26 - heartbleed (08/05/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean it can't be good. Something along the same basic idea with different characters would even be good imo. Not enough spacey adventure shows. (That aren't all about space military and shit)
#8 - These are great. These are really great. 08/04/2014 on Modern Day Seinfeld Episodes +5
#10 - It's too bad it's too late for a Firefly reboot. That show des…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on fox has a meeting after the... 0
User avatar #23 - heartbleed (08/05/2014) [-]
It's never too late...
User avatar #25 - Lambda (08/05/2014) [-]
It's been more than 10 years now. It wouldn't be the same show at this point.
User avatar #26 - heartbleed (08/05/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean it can't be good. Something along the same basic idea with different characters would even be good imo. Not enough spacey adventure shows. (That aren't all about space military and shit)
#4 - Wow, he looks so young in that picture. 08/04/2014 on HOLY SHIT GUYS!! 0
#12 - God I just want to put my ******* fingerprints al… 08/03/2014 on i heard smooth things are in +1
#8 - BENDY STRAW!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on New invention +1
#10 - Lordskull (08/04/2014) [-]
Was thinking the same thing lol
#15 - Haven't you read Greek mythology? Maybe the very act of trying…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Death clock +216
User avatar #114 - dungledoo (08/04/2014) [-]
No, because if it changed as the plane took off, meaning the time you die was not predestined be the clock when you first got it. Every different action you take would be counting down to your death due to that action, meaning getting off the plane would change the timer.
#100 - kanyesfishsticks (08/04/2014) [-]
Oedipus?
#68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2014) [-]
If the clock is based off your lifespan given a certain series of choices, yet changes when other choices are made. Then the clocks either don't really work, or are not 'set-in-stone'. So really it's a kind of oblique form of destiny that really doesn't make any sense since there appears to be exceptions.

The clocks would have to know everything that was going to happen before it ever happens in order to make any form of reliable estimate. And if that was the case, then there is no notion of free will since the clocks know precisely what you're going to do even before you do.
#47 - redbannerman (08/03/2014) [-]
SELF FULFILLING PROPHECIES HOOOOOooooooooo
#44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/03/2014) [-]
Under the prose the clock is flawless.
State with full intent of following through. "I will tell the pilot to turn around if the clock time lengthens"
User avatar #30 - brockton (08/03/2014) [-]
which story is that
#27 - ownubycake (08/03/2014) [-]
But by that logic the only way that the clocks would get set to 20 minutes would be if someone already told the pilot to go back. If the clocks changed without the pilot planning to go back then the incident would only happen if they continued on course. If it changed before the trigger event (telling the pilot to turn back) then the death would have to be destined beforehand and thus the clock would have said that time regardless of anything before you even got on the plane.
User avatar #17 - antiponiesuser (08/03/2014) [-]
no, (to both your question and sentence), look:

Ppl go on plane, plane goes to Tokio = Clock signals immediate death.

Ppl tell pilot (or pilot is smart and infers the destiny of the voyage himself) to turn plane, then clock MUST change because the plane aint going to Tokio, is going back to airport.

Plane going = 1 action

Plane going back = 1 different action.
User avatar #20 - arziben (08/03/2014) [-]
that's not how it works buddy, the point of a magic clock that counts down until everyoen dies is that it can't be wrong, you can't alter a timeline, if everyone dies in 20 minutes it's probably happening, the mean of death or the event are irrelevant.
User avatar #23 - schwerdaddy (08/03/2014) [-]
In that case, the clock would never abruptly change time. If it was already prophesized that you would die on the plane, then the clock would have known all along what time to count down until.
User avatar #66 - arziben (08/04/2014) [-]
it could be limited to count down to a certain time
User avatar #24 - antiponiesuser (08/03/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, exactly. If the clock changes it means that the moment of death of an individual can be altered, as proven by the simple fact which constitutes the question as a whole:

how to save the people if the clock drastically reduces the life time span when they board the plane?
#9 - Just let them go! It's good to have spiders in the house, they… 08/03/2014 on IDS HABBENING 0
#15 - Oops I did it again 08/03/2014 on So you're saying that I'm... +13
#12 - I don't really think morphine is a good standard for toxicity.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on Random fact Comp. #47 +4
User avatar #87 - sovietghost (08/03/2014) [-]
and diamonds arent that rare either
#45 - So, which one came first? 08/03/2014 on My Favourite Anime 0
#2 - Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. 08/02/2014 on spotted outside my office +3
#21 - How about a society based on hate, exclusion, and guilt? Seems… 08/02/2014 on left brain vs right brain 0
#3 - I've never see anything more German than a precision-engineere…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Meanwhile in Germany +232
#119 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/03/2014) [-]
How about precision soccer ball placing?
User avatar #12 - herecomesjohnny (08/02/2014) [-]
oops wrong link. Uh, just...comment 9.
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#5 - I actually like to watch the movie first. I always feel like I… 08/02/2014 on good for you -1
#7 - There is absolutely no problem with this. So what if she's a p… 08/01/2014 on Story Time with Sasha Grey 0
#5 - My face when.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Miss it +67
#25 - gigamuffin (08/02/2014) [-]
See ya later, shitlords!
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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