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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:7/31/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1035
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 3444 total,  3603 ,  159
Comment Thumbs: 69878 total,  74616 ,  4738
Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 24.9% (249/1000)
Level 365 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 366 Comments: FJ Noble
Subscribers:9
Content Views:16579
Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:10060
FJ Points:39112

latest user's comments

#14 - THOSE EXIST??? I must have it. 05/11/2013 on Power Outage 0
#13 - Kansas has really great songs, and pretty amazing album art to boot. 05/11/2013 on Kansas 0
#67 - In my calc class, there was a guy who would come to class in b… 05/11/2013 on students 0
#243 - Picture 05/11/2013 on Death 0
#150 - They do have things kind of similar to this in the real world.… 05/11/2013 on You've made a great choice +2
#14 - We can rebuild him.... We have the technology... 05/10/2013 on Dem Feet.... +3
#7 - Ah, this Saturday I'll be finished with finals, home for the s… 05/10/2013 on Forest Of The Dead Stick... 0
#3 - You know, they say this, and I never believed it until I start… 05/10/2013 on Finals Rock. 0
#80 - Yes. You need a special license to collect rainwater. 05/10/2013 on So I'm tinfoil then? 0
#15 - The acid is kicking in... 05/10/2013 on Yet another broken .gif +7
#19 - Oh be have ! 05/10/2013 on Suddenly Austin! +2
#12 - YOU KEEP ON KNOCKIN' BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Please laugh +34
#56 - DangerToManifold (05/10/2013) [-]
oh god lol
User avatar #55 - mankey (05/10/2013) [-]
Dave's not here man!
#39 - If I understand correctly, they're not immortal.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Ham +3
User avatar #45 - sketchE (05/10/2013) [-]
they arent actually gods
User avatar #52 - IamWhoIam (05/10/2013) [-]
In the movies and stuff they're just Aliens.
#93 - Did this really happen? 05/10/2013 on Westboro Church +1
#131 - Oh, I meant to say level 4. But, yes, Impact level.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Student Teaches The Teacher... 0
#135 - curbed (05/09/2013) [-]
Lol you confused me there for a second. You're lucky, I've had a few, but not really in high school
#123 - Too bad he'll probably get expelled for this. Everything he sa… 05/09/2013 on Student Teaches The Teacher... 0
#120 - In my high school career, I have had two level 5 teachers, in …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Student Teaches The Teacher... 0
#124 - curbed (05/09/2013) [-]
Level five? Better than the Impact level? And just because a teacher is teaching in college doesn't mean they have gotten over the Survival hump, believe me, I'm dealing with the same thing with a few of my teachers.
User avatar #131 - Lambda (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh, I meant to say level 4. But, yes, Impact level.
#135 - curbed (05/09/2013) [-]
Lol you confused me there for a second. You're lucky, I've had a few, but not really in high school
#114 - The last thing Edison wanted was for AC to become popular, bec…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Mistakes And False Predictions +12
User avatar #144 - srskate (05/10/2013) [-]
I totally misread that at first.

I thought you meant Edison's last wishes were for AC to become successful.
im not too smart
#97 - "Into the trash it goes!" 05/09/2013 on Votes count people.... 0
#4 - That's actually smart of her. First she would have to make eve…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/07/2013 on "knitting program" +263
User avatar #22 - megaton (05/08/2013) [-]
shes going to the grave
#14 - mmajunkie (05/08/2013) [-]
Much smarter than OP, who doesn't know how to fucking screenshot....
User avatar #12 - Kabutops (05/08/2013) [-]
this grandma figured how to work excel.
now that might not sound like much to any other person but my 50 year old father cant even find out how to turn on the computer, let alone set up a new TV (the color cables confuse him, oddly)
User avatar #6 - paulohd (05/08/2013) [-]
I have the feeling that the only place she is going at 82 is a graveyard.
User avatar #69 - thefasrdog (05/08/2013) [-]
My great grandmother is turning 100 this year...She could still do something.
#66 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
Aren't we all, she just has a shorter amount of time than those younger than her, or she may surpass us all. Never know when you're going to go so live your life to the fullest.
#60 - comanderspy (05/08/2013) [-]
#42 - femf (05/08/2013) [-]
**femf rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at hue ** graveyard or urn it really depends on her you should give her lots of options
User avatar #38 - redorbit (05/08/2013) [-]
she might go to your room first and smack you in the head
#75 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
or teach him how ti fuck a lady
User avatar #32 - Durp (05/08/2013) [-]
My grandma is almost 92, have some faith in the old people!
User avatar #58 - Rattaz (05/08/2013) [-]
My great grandma just turned 100 last October, still doing well for her age! :)
User avatar #84 - klink (05/08/2013) [-]
my great grandma turned 102 oct 21st 2012 :O

(jeg er norsk også)
#91 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
My great grandma is about 106
#99 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
OH YEAH! well my great grandma is 107 bitch
User avatar #107 - Rattaz (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? My great grandma just suddently turned 210.

Bitch.
User avatar #28 - lapsushominum (05/08/2013) [-]
Well then. :(
User avatar #7 - purealterego (05/08/2013) [-]
wowe
#8 - What if you used an overhead camera and microcon troll er to a… 05/07/2013 on Miracle day 0
#4 - Doesn't corn tend to be pretty tall and marijuana tend to be p…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Undercover 0
User avatar #22 - chuca (05/07/2013) [-]
depends on whether it's indica or sativa or a mix, i forget which but one of them grows tall and skinny the other short and fat
#8 - kainhall (05/07/2013) [-]
they also use thermal imaging... the pot plants put out more heat or some shit, and they can see just one plant sometimes.....but ya, thats what you wnat to do.
User avatar #10 - dikslapping (05/07/2013) [-]
If you live near a group of pine trees it holds the same thermal signature as pot
#20 - kainhall (05/07/2013) [-]
good to know. some friends are thinking of buying soem seedey stuff and taking a boat trip down the river and tossing soem seeds. if only one plant lives, its still worth it.
#5 - natedizzie (05/07/2013) [-]
Not all the time corn in Texas in only around 3 to 4 feet tall marijuana can actually grow into trees if let alone.
Then if you are not the farmer you have to worry about sneaking in the farmers field and trimming the plants.
#11 - Looks like he was struck at the center of gravity and then hur… 05/07/2013 on Please ,stay behind the... +2
#15 - They were just trying to get out of the splatter zone, I guess. 05/07/2013 on This looks like a good spot... +1
#2 - What if you just put one pot plant every 5 con stalks? It woul…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Undercover +7
#11 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
UNDERCORNVER

User avatar #3 - natedizzie (05/07/2013) [-]
They can tell I have lived around corn fields all my life unless you keep it shorter than the corn it sticks out like a sore thumb.
User avatar #4 - Lambda (05/07/2013) [-]
Doesn't corn tend to be pretty tall and marijuana tend to be pretty short?
User avatar #22 - chuca (05/07/2013) [-]
depends on whether it's indica or sativa or a mix, i forget which but one of them grows tall and skinny the other short and fat
#8 - kainhall (05/07/2013) [-]
they also use thermal imaging... the pot plants put out more heat or some shit, and they can see just one plant sometimes.....but ya, thats what you wnat to do.
User avatar #10 - dikslapping (05/07/2013) [-]
If you live near a group of pine trees it holds the same thermal signature as pot
#20 - kainhall (05/07/2013) [-]
good to know. some friends are thinking of buying soem seedey stuff and taking a boat trip down the river and tossing soem seeds. if only one plant lives, its still worth it.
#5 - natedizzie (05/07/2013) [-]
Not all the time corn in Texas in only around 3 to 4 feet tall marijuana can actually grow into trees if let alone.
Then if you are not the farmer you have to worry about sneaking in the farmers field and trimming the plants.

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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