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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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#92 - I'm pretty sure that's his last name on there. 12/23/2012 on Left to Right: American, N... 0
#40 - If you look closely you can see that the stone didn't hit him.… 12/23/2012 on No suitable response 0
#67 - No matter how old you are, fart jokes are always funny. 12/23/2012 on no title +3
#85 - That's called a retoast. 12/23/2012 on MFW making breakfast today +4
#9 - Their calendar isn't bad. It's perfect. It's the best calendar…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2012 on MAYANS +1
User avatar #11 - Katzie (12/23/2012) [-]
Bitchin'!
#51 - It's because the unwashed masses are, for the most part, idiot… 12/23/2012 on AWB round II +9
#8 - I've seen at lest 10 versions of this picture, and in each one…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2012 on Sheep shaggers +6
User avatar #10 - vivalanim (12/23/2012) [-]
My bad. Didn't realise it was shopped
#9 - Especially.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on MFW making breakfast today +8
User avatar #10 - galacticboner (12/22/2012) [-]
Will try.
#7 - Everything tastes good when toasted.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2012 on MFW making breakfast today +6
User avatar #8 - galacticboner (12/22/2012) [-]
Even corpses?
User avatar #9 - Lambda (12/22/2012) [-]
Especially.
User avatar #10 - galacticboner (12/22/2012) [-]
Will try.
#4 - Like a real life Zoidberg.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Dr. Spaceman +47
#15 - rectophobia (12/23/2012) [-]
I was thinking he was more like Dr Nick
#5 - You can toast anything, as long as it fits in the toaster. …  [+] (15 new replies) 12/22/2012 on MFW making breakfast today +135
#92 - Womens Study Major (12/23/2012) [-]
especially jews.
User avatar #84 - yunogasaii (12/23/2012) [-]
Can you toast toast?
User avatar #85 - Lambda (12/23/2012) [-]
That's called a retoast.
User avatar #82 - primerpower (12/23/2012) [-]
ive even stuffed a few slices of pizza in to a slot toaster
#72 - Womens Study Major (12/23/2012) [-]
Well, can you quantify unfulfilled childhood dreams?
#35 - dubmaster (12/23/2012) [-]
anything......hmmm....
#26 - thehardcorechimp (12/23/2012) [-]
You can grill anything, as long as it fits on the grill.
User avatar #24 - mrvalane (12/23/2012) [-]
And thats my excuse for burning my dick
#18 - Womens Study Major (12/23/2012) [-]
even a penis?
#11 - waffies (12/22/2012) [-]
It's not like i want you to put me in the toast or anything.... BAKA!
User avatar #6 - galacticboner (12/22/2012) [-]
Well, yeah, I guess I meant "are they supposed to taste good when toasted?".
User avatar #7 - Lambda (12/22/2012) [-]
Everything tastes good when toasted.
User avatar #8 - galacticboner (12/22/2012) [-]
Even corpses?
User avatar #9 - Lambda (12/22/2012) [-]
Especially.
User avatar #10 - galacticboner (12/22/2012) [-]
Will try.
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Beer +4
#12 - waffies (12/22/2012) [-]
I was about to ask why people keep posting parts of the content as images. But then belly
#32 - Very cute and sex?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Russian roulette +30
#35 - jinxbomb has deleted their comment.
#66 - Picture 12/22/2012 on The fool! +9
#13 - Yes coincidence. Microwaves don't cause cancer, they're just h… 12/22/2012 on Coincidence? -1
#56 - If I were left handed, I'd learn to write mirror image. Then I… 12/22/2012 on Please Stop Asking.... +2
#380 - Or Brock Samson with a knife. 12/22/2012 on What do you think? +1
#131 - Don't be silly. Humans would just find other things to fight about. 12/22/2012 on PLEASE GOD, TAKE THEM +1
#61 - You think that one's bad? Guys, I- I was phone. 12/22/2012 on Well then, what now? +2
#163 - Diabetes level 100. 12/22/2012 on True Happiness +1
#29 - What I meant by the efficiency was that if you could have over…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2012 on Ray Comfort predicted this 0
User avatar #37 - noblexfenrir (12/21/2012) [-]
"What I meant by the efficiency was that if you could have over-100% efficiency, that would mean infinite energy, essentially. That would, in essence, 'break' physics."

Ah I see what you mean, however the problem with that reasoning lies not really in how but when. It would "break" physics if it happened, say...right now, or now, or now,or now...etc etc etc. You get my point. However if it was in place at the beginning, then it wouldn't be breaking physics, instead it would be physics, and in turn, our laws of nature would be considered "breaking" for those. I got your logic and it makes sense, but you seem to be under the impression the laws of physics are stationary to the specific way our universe has them set and in perspective, yes they are specific to this configuration, but let us say one thing was changed inherently.

If one law was changed lets say...for an element to find a base state the number of electrons must be double the number of electrons, or gravity was twice as weak as it already it. Yes if it was applied right now the entire universe would be in disarray but if it developed with that law already in place, it would simply form around that change.

I hope that explains my point slightly better.

" I also can't prove disprove the existence of such an entity."
Which is an impossibility if you are simply denying the claim of someone who does. Yes we should accept the hypothesis of a deity, but until evidence can be provided beyond "have faith" we should concede to non-existence and write it off like we do any other unsupported hypothesis.

"I may not be entirely sober at the moment, but take it or leave it."
Trust me I understand, I'm phasing in and out at the moment as well.
#7 - AHAHAHAHAHA Over? You're just getting started. 12/21/2012 on MFW done applying to colleges 0
#5 - no no no no NO NO NO NO ok, ok... wait... AHH- 12/21/2012 on heart attack in 3 ... 0
#5 - I don't get it. What could he have been trying to accomplish, …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Kamikaze 0
User avatar #21 - warbob (12/21/2012) [-]
You'd think it's pretty obvious.He sacraficed himself by blocking the cannon so it doesn't hit the other people behind him.

And yes - they were doing it in history so it must've worked somehow.Or perhaps those cannons were full of shrapnels.Either way - selfsacrafice is the answear.
#19 - chronovi (12/21/2012) [-]
Either raising the cannon up so it would miss friendly soldiers or trying to block the cannon ball a lot of men did this
#6 - mutants (12/21/2012) [-]
If I remember correctly it was aimed at a group of soldiers that the commander was in. So he raised it up so it would overshoot and miss the group completely
#10 - ...why is that model 500 phone made by sparkfun electronics? A… 12/21/2012 on 21/12/12 0
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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