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#666 - There was a time, when Admin would browse the front page. Now …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Complain about moderators here +16
#667 - Lacuna (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not the same admin. It is about money now. What I don't understand is why sites like Imgur, Reddit and tumblr are thriving from sexual themes but this one is banning it...
#665 - Comment deleted 01/09/2014 on Complain about moderators here 0
#487 - He is drunk with fame. 01/09/2014 on oh i see now +2
#211 - He was fighting for his life, he probably only had one thing i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Just Joe Torrez (LINK IN DESC) +2
User avatar #215 - the one and only (01/08/2014) [-]
No,I can understand that, it's just all these ranting on about him killing a dude just made me wonder if he did it deliberately or not
#107 - I was really impressed with it. I originally didn't want to se… 01/07/2014 on Internet socializing 0
#9 - >berate others for accepting the media's lies without quest…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2014 on This Week In (Pseudo)Science +10
#10 - naturalman (01/07/2014) [-]
You lack comprehension. I have not lied. I am saying to study the situation more deeply because all of you who are so comfortable thinking you know it all while avoiding and ridiculing deep research are a huge part of the problem.
User avatar #225 - aclopolipse (01/08/2014) [-]
>ridiculing deep research

So...where is this research of yours that we're ridiculing? I'm not seeing any links to any peer-reviewed papers, no citations of any official documentations...all I'm seeing is the ravings of an angsty conspiracy theorist.

User avatar #64 - darksideofthebeast (01/07/2014) [-]
I agree with some stuff you're saying.
But you sound so pretentious and arrogant I can't stand that.
#11 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd like to impart some wisdom to you. There is such a thing as having an open mind - which is a wonderful thing and will enrich your life. However you must make sure that your mind isn't so open that your brain falls out.

The chemtrails myth appeals to people for many different reasons but the group I've found that like it most are those that have an average grasp of science but also posses an inflated sense of knowledge and comprehension. Sorry to shit on your sandwich but there is absolutely no scientific or statistical basis for the chemtrail lies that are spouted around.
#116 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Don't forget that his name is "naturalman". Whenever someone boasts themselves for being "natural", you can be sure that person is anti-science.
#12 - The picture of the ass was left in. It earned a rating for par… 01/07/2014 on More gaming facts. 0
#1 - I'd call that, "how to make a regular old wedding into a …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on How to fuck up a wedding:... +31
#4 - imofcnotharveydent (01/07/2014) [-]
except for that one guy everyone will be tormenting to the end of day
#3 - I can hear the James Bond theme in my head just looking at that place.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Evil layers are cool +59
#7 - hurrdehurrhurr (01/07/2014) [-]
I thought at first it was where they filmed On Her Majesty's Secret Service, been a while since I've seen that one though.
#25 - Well great now the spaghetti's ruined. 01/07/2014 on don't look, i'm noodle 0
#6 - How? Why? Because he's Stephen Colbert. 01/07/2014 on 11 +2
#55 - Man I was really hoping it would be OC. This is the stuff …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on New apartment? Time to... 0
#57 - willump (01/06/2014) [-]
I posted link to the OP and a video tour of the dungeon,
#1 - Me on Valentine's Day/ 01/06/2014 on bugs 0
#17 - Yeah that's it. 01/06/2014 on Cannonball in mercury +1
#7 - In essence it's a mechanical amplifier. 01/06/2014 on DomiNOOOOOO +1
#15 - I really want to know, what is this from? Where is this huge t… 01/06/2014 on Cannonball in mercury 0
#14 - The only thing truly dangerous about mercury is the soluble sa… 01/06/2014 on Cannonball in mercury +1
#13 - Somewhere I have a picture of somebody "swimming" in…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Cannonball in mercury +18
User avatar #16 - Scorchtwentyfour (01/06/2014) [-]
i.imgur.com/DfTbR.jpg
Well there's this
User avatar #17 - Lambda (01/06/2014) [-]
Yeah that's it.
#53 - Why was she smiling? You'd think she'd be mad.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/05/2014 on kakashi IRL +4
#58 - Sabre (01/05/2014) [-]
Because it's fake as fuck. No girl reacts like that the having you shove your hands up her ass.

Believe me, i know
User avatar #57 - yofutofu (01/05/2014) [-]
It's a normal prank in japan, it's called KANCHO~~~~.
User avatar #129 - ruebezahl (01/05/2014) [-]
It's a normal prank for children, not for adults.

On the other hand, please go to Japan and try it on an adult woman in public. Please. I dare you. Come on, you said it's a normal prank there. So please!
#178 - yofutofu (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes it is a normal prank in japan. Even normal pranks in north america you can't do to other random people, for instance, you can't just wet willy someone in public. That doesn't make wet willying not a normal prank in north america.
User avatar #62 - Jwako (01/05/2014) [-]
sonds like filthy frank praise dark lord chin chin
#124 - rakuraimasuta (01/05/2014) [-]
oh chin chin
User avatar #55 - drzix (01/05/2014) [-]
Asians?
#105 - If I recall, he was taking pictures of the neighborhood childr… 01/04/2014 on going hunting 0
#51 - We really need to be careful about this sort of thing. Recentl…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/04/2014 on going hunting +7
User avatar #89 - lespoisson (01/04/2014) [-]
well its probably for the better, he probably did something suspicious to begin with so better to eradicate the threat sooner then let him molest kids first
User avatar #105 - Lambda (01/04/2014) [-]
If I recall, he was taking pictures of the neighborhood children trespassing on his property and tearing up his flower boxes, so he could use them as evidence to get them in trouble for it.
User avatar #72 - timmywankenobi (01/04/2014) [-]
Mob justice is very rarely good.
#64 - kmichel (01/04/2014) [-]
England seems obsessed about pedophiles. It's like the mere mention of pedophilia makes a Brit foam at the mouth. I personally think we're too hard on them, or at least need to change some laws. For example, a 19 year old having sex with his 17 year old girlfriend shouldn't carry the same weight as a 40 year old man having sex with a 9 year old. However, no politician wants to appear "soft on pedophiles", so the law will increasingly get more harsh.
User avatar #76 - danniegurl (01/04/2014) [-]
Anyone attracted to/having sex with someone who is young yet post-pubescent is not a pedophile, but a hebephile. I think that distinction is important, because no one attracted to a 16 year old is a pedophile, even if they're 60 years old. Biologically speaking, it's natural to have that attraction.
#106 - kmichel (01/04/2014) [-]
hmm...I like that idea
User avatar #74 - timmywankenobi (01/04/2014) [-]
it will only get harsher on male pedophiles who are actually the minority when it comes to actually molestation or rape of children or teenagers.
#22 - Sounds like you may be taking it a little seriously.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on feel trip +11
User avatar #23 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
Maybe. To me it's kind of like a fly buzzing in the room - I don't care enough to get up and try to kill it, but it's still noticeable and annoying enough for me to swat at it whenever it gets close.
#19 - It's just the internet, don't take it so seriously.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2014 on feel trip +6
User avatar #21 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm not, I just hate blatant hypocrisy. And predictability................... and elitism........................ an- you know, what? I hate a lot of things.
User avatar #22 - Lambda (01/04/2014) [-]
Sounds like you may be taking it a little seriously.
User avatar #23 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
Maybe. To me it's kind of like a fly buzzing in the room - I don't care enough to get up and try to kill it, but it's still noticeable and annoying enough for me to swat at it whenever it gets close.
#17 - They can interpret it however they want.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2014 on feel trip +11
User avatar #18 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
Yes, but they don't have to be asses about it. I really hate seeing the same routine over and over again and every damn time this post or that post with the giant purple bubble makes it to the frontpage, the comments get filled with narcissistic asshole acting like they're better than everyone just because they have no friends. Every damn time. No exceptions. I hate it. It's so predictable, yet you can never prevent it no matter what you do.
#93 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
Sounds like you are being an ass about how you are interprating it. I thought you hated blatant hypocrisy and predictability? You do realize your entire rant was an egotistical elitest view on your part because of your opions of how other people act ie "They will act they are better than everyone else" when you don't know how they react so you are generalizing them the same way you are saying they are generalizing people who go out and are noisy........
User avatar #19 - Lambda (01/04/2014) [-]
It's just the internet, don't take it so seriously.
User avatar #21 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm not, I just hate blatant hypocrisy. And predictability................... and elitism........................ an- you know, what? I hate a lot of things.
User avatar #22 - Lambda (01/04/2014) [-]
Sounds like you may be taking it a little seriously.
User avatar #23 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
Maybe. To me it's kind of like a fly buzzing in the room - I don't care enough to get up and try to kill it, but it's still noticeable and annoying enough for me to swat at it whenever it gets close.
#15 - I don't think she's trying to say she's better than everyone e…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/04/2014 on feel trip +85
User avatar #110 - popkornking (01/04/2014) [-]
"I just enjoy silence in a world that never stops talking" has some pretty self righteous overtones to it imo.
#180 - xxTheJesterxx (01/04/2014) [-]
I don't think its meant to be self righteous whatsoever. It has the same meaning as "I enjoy relaxation in a constantly moving world". It's not saying "I actually enjoy not being an irritating fucker in a world full of tons of annoying dicks".
User avatar #290 - popkornking (01/05/2014) [-]
No it's more like I enjoy relaxation in a world obsessed with movement, the key is the "never stops talking" when have you heard the phrase "never stops talking" used in a neutral way?
User avatar #292 - xxTheJesterxx (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh, or you could say something like,"Mandy was a very friendly and energetic person who never stops talking". Just because you never stop doing something does not imply you're obsessed with it. I breath every second, that doesn't make me obsessed with breathing, does it? She's implying the world is always busy/moving, not that the world is moving too much.
User avatar #294 - popkornking (01/05/2014) [-]
If the world moving isn't a problem then why does she actively resent it doing so? "I want to go home" "Why can't people understand?"
User avatar #295 - xxTheJesterxx (01/05/2014) [-]
Just because she says people don't understand doesn't mean she resents them. Those are two entirely different things.
User avatar #291 - xxTheJesterxx (01/05/2014) [-]
In the content.
User avatar #16 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
Yes, but it's not about the post. It's about how people act because of the post. It may be saying one thing, but most people prefer interpreting it in the way that best suits them.
User avatar #17 - Lambda (01/04/2014) [-]
They can interpret it however they want.
User avatar #18 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
Yes, but they don't have to be asses about it. I really hate seeing the same routine over and over again and every damn time this post or that post with the giant purple bubble makes it to the frontpage, the comments get filled with narcissistic asshole acting like they're better than everyone just because they have no friends. Every damn time. No exceptions. I hate it. It's so predictable, yet you can never prevent it no matter what you do.
#93 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
Sounds like you are being an ass about how you are interprating it. I thought you hated blatant hypocrisy and predictability? You do realize your entire rant was an egotistical elitest view on your part because of your opions of how other people act ie "They will act they are better than everyone else" when you don't know how they react so you are generalizing them the same way you are saying they are generalizing people who go out and are noisy........
User avatar #19 - Lambda (01/04/2014) [-]
It's just the internet, don't take it so seriously.
User avatar #21 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm not, I just hate blatant hypocrisy. And predictability................... and elitism........................ an- you know, what? I hate a lot of things.
User avatar #22 - Lambda (01/04/2014) [-]
Sounds like you may be taking it a little seriously.
User avatar #23 - thechosentroll (01/04/2014) [-]
Maybe. To me it's kind of like a fly buzzing in the room - I don't care enough to get up and try to kill it, but it's still noticeable and annoying enough for me to swat at it whenever it gets close.
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like ******** for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
#12 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (11/09/2011) [-]
Oh, hey, how's "My last night as a free man" working out?
User avatar #13 to #17 - Lambda (11/09/2011) [-]
Read my former status update. I was able to use some information to bargain with the dean. He agreed not to send me to jail or expel me, but I did get suspended for a long time.
User avatar #14 to #18 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (11/09/2011) [-]
Oh, right, how convenient. I suppose a liar will never admit so, but we both know the truth. I'd suggest you break this habit quickly.
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