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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:9/05/2015
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Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:10194
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#7 - It is true. Every cell is replaced about every seven years EXC…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Da Facts #2 +4
User avatar #13 - adunsaveme (06/09/2015) [-]
our memories define us
so we are always the same person


*soft violin soundtrack*
User avatar #11 - darksideofthebeast (06/09/2015) [-]
Shit's crazy, yo.
#5 - pssst, it's in the title 06/09/2015 on Hancock 0
#6 - I once read an anecdote about some indigenous tribe that was v…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Giant Traffic Lights +79
#12 - profhershellayton (06/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #14 - thefictionalboard (06/09/2015) [-]
I thought the same thing.
Top kek, m89.
#9 - I think we've known for a while how dangerous North Korea is. …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/09/2015 on North Korea +5
#15 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I bet South Korea wouldn't mind owning the North, if not just to benefit their ego.
User avatar #14 - thewilder (06/09/2015) [-]
What about most parts of africa though? I mean, we are actively doing what you just described there.
User avatar #16 - crazyhoboguy (06/09/2015) [-]
that has the white guilt factor though, north korea doesn't.
User avatar #17 - thewilder (06/09/2015) [-]
White guilt factor. Sad how that's a thing.
User avatar #18 - crazyhoboguy (06/09/2015) [-]
Very much so, but bleeding hearts will always exists and want to make you feel bad for the way things are instead of trying to fix them themselves.
#44 - That's Kristen Bell, I think. 06/08/2015 on Unnamed cutie you'll fall... -1
#26 - Because it's starting to get old enough that it's moving out o… 06/08/2015 on at goodwill, an NES costs... 0
#12 - What sort of prowler/thief would be stupid enough to leave obv…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Uh, +31
User avatar #106 - asongulol (06/09/2015) [-]
The kind that kills everyone so there will be no witnesses.
#94 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm reasonably sure that the footprints would end next to the place where the getaway vehicle was parked. What kinda burglar would just carry the stolen goods all the way back to his place?
#74 - atomicjojo (06/09/2015) [-]
if your burglarizing houses, that's already saying wonders about your intelligence...
User avatar #70 - ridivey (06/09/2015) [-]
what else would he do? it's not like he could take snow and fill up the holes, that would leave an even bigger trail.
User avatar #31 - rebornpotato (06/09/2015) [-]
Well people who turn to a life of crime typically aren't the brightest people.
#50 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Fuck you mate, I'm gonna steal your cat now
#86 - herbolifee (06/09/2015) [-]
Implying his cat won't destroy you in a second
User avatar #18 - captainprincess (06/08/2015) [-]
That kind that gets caught and goes to prison

There are quite a few of those
#14 - Not if you had an electronic system automatically control it. 06/08/2015 on Anon on how to commit suicide +3
#43 - "city where it's cloudy and rains all the time" London?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Tumblr Tuesday! Pt. 2 of 2 +17
#50 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, it rains all the time, 24/7/365, in every single part of England. Apparently we'll be submerged by Friday.
#147 - wetharmonica (06/09/2015) [-]
Somebody didn't have his tea today.
User avatar #77 - IamSofaKingdom (06/09/2015) [-]
Why are you upset? Doesn't London make fun of that more than anyone else?
User avatar #107 - incognitoad (06/09/2015) [-]
He probably needs a cup of tea, we get like that sometimes if we go too long without one.
#70 - hopporto (06/08/2015) [-]
#6 - do people really get paid to take these surveys? I get the…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Research Service Job... 0
User avatar #7 - charredenay (06/08/2015) [-]
Yes, sometimes we do pay out on telephone survey but not always. Sometimes the phone survey itself doesn't pay out at all and sometimes the phone survey is to see if you fit the bill for an in-person study such as a taste test or group discussion and if you participate in one of those you'll definitely be compensated.

If you ask "Is this a paid survey?" the interviewer will tell you whether or not it pays out and how much.
#5 - It was made illegal in New York. I think there are a few peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Tumblr actually goes outside 0
User avatar #12 - killjoyus (06/08/2015) [-]
so far only one actual arrest was made that they reported about.
#13 - That must be like Woodstock for them. 06/07/2015 on Spiders everywhere 0
#6 - Coffee milk master race. 06/07/2015 on Mother Fuckin' Maple Milk +1
#4 - You look like you're posing for strange stock photos.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Lost a bet with cousin,... +84
#18 - verrek (06/08/2015) [-]
oh hey i saved a picture of her also
User avatar #12 - iamthepapercut (06/08/2015) [-]
why

why would this ever be relevant
User avatar #38 - frankstein (06/08/2015) [-]
Future corn. Big industry.
User avatar #59 - brahdin (06/08/2015) [-]
i imagine you saying that in a monotone style of speech...like some sorta lobotomite living ad
#5 - Picture 06/07/2015 on OK first +3
#8 - So much room for activities. 06/07/2015 on Everything is Awesome!!! +7
#14 - I did some research and couldn't really find solid proof of hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on sadly this isnt as... +11
User avatar #16 - TheMather (06/07/2015) [-]
The technobabble in the abstract checks out spotless. This is a man who knows extremely well what he's doing.
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#7 - why is this such a big deal? Transexuals have been around a long time. 06/06/2015 on Bravery 0
#17 - You're addicted to the absence of liquor.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2015 on What a cork 0
User avatar #18 - Kairyuka (06/06/2015) [-]
Screw you I can quit any time I want
User avatar #19 - uwbymannen (06/06/2015) [-]
*Screw you, I can start whenever I want!
#48 - My university sometimes searches the mail to prevent students …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2015 on USPS steals anniversary... 0
User avatar #70 - donatelo (06/06/2015) [-]
then why not use an off campus post office?
#65 - digitalmasterx (06/06/2015) [-]
that illegal
#34 - It's a blank. Or possibly a round with the bullet and powder r… 06/06/2015 on Eh he might have a point..... +1
#20 - Are you an engineer?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2015 on How it's made 0
User avatar #99 - iambartichello (06/06/2015) [-]
i'm an automation engineer yes, i program machines
#36 - If anyone was interested in the boxcutter pen, I found it: … 06/05/2015 on tumb7r 0

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
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