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#20 - Also, I've got a creepy nighttime summer story. It wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Anon visits his cousin +9
User avatar #32 - xenotime (07/06/2014) [-]
What model of Lincoln was?
User avatar #33 - Lambda (07/06/2014) [-]
Could not tell. A town car, maybe. Didn't get a very good look at it.
#34 - xenotime (07/07/2014) [-]
Wait, wasn't that was an older boxy town car?...
#19 - So what happened to the two guys?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Anon visits his cousin +2
User avatar #35 - gongthehawkeye (07/08/2014) [-]
"They" got them.
They're called "skin walkers" and the like, so use your imagination to figure out what they did to them.
User avatar #36 - Lambda (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah but, that's a major unresolved point of the story. Two guys are missing. There would be an inquiry, a police investigation. Which would definitely be worth writing about.
User avatar #37 - gongthehawkeye (07/08/2014) [-]
its fake bro, all of these stories are.
User avatar #38 - Lambda (07/08/2014) [-]
Of course they're fake. This isn't so much a complaint about it not being factual as it is about the author leaving loose ends.
#80 - These used to exist. They were called "loaded cigars"… 07/05/2014 on sure i've got one to spare 0
#23 - mg/dL seems like a really strange unit. Deciliters in general,…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Getting Trips +1
User avatar #24 - huffe (07/03/2014) [-]
it's practical in cooking
#10 - And I'll be the TV survived. 07/03/2014 on dumb bitch 0
#43 - That, I believe, would be manslaughter. 07/03/2014 on Restaurant sign in Rifle... 0
#52 - I wouldn't exactly use the word "intelligent".  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on amazing facts about aliens +4
#107 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
The dumbest of us are still miles more intelligent than anything we know.
#62 - Heroin is (was) medicine. 07/03/2014 on Sword of Arya Stark 0
#26 - Yeah, why do people even do this? I can understand if it was s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Chappelle Show 0
User avatar #27 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
Plus, I don't even know how to remove the things. My brother bought a new one cause the CD thing in his broke, and we needed a fucking wrench and a crowbar to get the fucker out.
#60 - Marine systems engineer. Ever look at a big yacht and see all …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Clients From Hell Comp +1
User avatar #63 - commissarcrunch (07/04/2014) [-]
nice
#2 - That sounds nice. I'd finally get some peace and quiet for a change. 07/03/2014 on 10,000 +4
#3 - I heard the intro music in my head. 07/03/2014 on Dammit Shyamalan 0
#4 - Last night I went to sleep with just a sheet on my bed. I…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2014 on La Nuit +1
User avatar #18 - sharkeh (07/22/2014) [-]
Same happened to me a few days ago.
I fell asleep in the bedroom and woke up in my room.
User avatar #16 - runapuff (07/03/2014) [-]
Or it could be hypnosis. (in the logical sense)

Basically your mind is glossing over things that are irrelevant or unimportant.
User avatar #15 - runapuff (07/03/2014) [-]
Sleep bed-making?
User avatar #6 - unusualember (07/03/2014) [-]
Well at least it's a nice ghost.
#3 - I'd say it was irresponsible of them to stand that close to it…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on What a high saving throw... +5
#13 - angelious (07/03/2014) [-]
quite frankly its usually safe to stand pretty close to a controlled demolition.

hell one of the duudsons actually standed atop a building while it was demolished.
#3 - I am so glad that my boss rejects the "customer is always…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Clients From Hell Comp +101
User avatar #40 - jukuku (07/03/2014) [-]
The luxury of a saturated market.
User avatar #29 - haydentheviking (07/03/2014) [-]
I had that with a guy i worked with we where having lunch and he was telling the story of this guy who wanted a kitchen fitted and he wanted this and that the guy says "thats not possible"

The customer goes "but i really would like it done"

The guy "do you think i have a fucking speech impediment? it wont bloody work"
The customer was shocked as but in the end the hired work is all ways right especially in building and electrics
#10 - angelusprimus (07/03/2014) [-]
Same with my company.
My favorite situation was last month. A year before customer made insane demands and The Boss told them its not going to happen. They told him they will hire a company who will do what they want, and will charge less then we do.
The Boss told them fine and even let them off the hook for early cancellation part of the contract. He told us "Don't worry, just wait."
month ago client came back. Their brilliant idea and the amazing execution by the cheap company got them in trouble with IRS. So we got rehired (they had to pay a new hire fee) they had to pay for complete project reconstruction on top of regular payments (shitload of money) and they are paying almost twice as much for the regular service.
User avatar #23 - mrsaytan (07/03/2014) [-]
There's no better satisfaction than to hear these kind of stories.
User avatar #9 - Maroon (07/03/2014) [-]
Are you hiring?
User avatar #6 - commissarcrunch (07/03/2014) [-]
what is your line of work?
User avatar #60 - Lambda (07/03/2014) [-]
Marine systems engineer. Ever look at a big yacht and see all the antennas and radars and satellite domes on top? I do shit like that.
User avatar #63 - commissarcrunch (07/04/2014) [-]
nice
#29 - If I recall, the events are scripted and the dialogue is improvised.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on I heard you like Top Gear... +1
User avatar #31 - Sterski (07/02/2014) [-]
Ah. That seems about right.
#194 - The Guilded Age was a good time that created weak people, then… 07/02/2014 on Acta non verba 0
#94 - A super soaker several large bottles of lighter fluid … 07/01/2014 on 2 halves of... +2
#130 - oh god what does my roomate say about me on facebook, I wonder… 07/01/2014 on Roommate +1
#10 - One time I accidentally put a knife through my hand. Of course…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on {MORBID} Crushed finger +2
#30 - PunkKid (07/05/2014) [-]
I did a similar thing (Pic related). Stuck a stanley knife through my thumb and into my palm.. took a fair few stitches too! I know what you mean about the pain, adrenaline is quite the anaesthetic!
#31 - PunkKid (07/05/2014) [-]
The offending item..
#11 - The computer flies the plane, for the most part. 07/01/2014 on Airplane Sleep Positions +5
#15 - I don't know what I expected.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Scientists according to... +39
#43 - myactualfacewhen (06/30/2014) [-]
pretty much sums up engineers percectly, except for maybe stupid and dumb I would use single-faceted and autistic
#60 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
>lvl 0
Try harder.
#48 - tealcanaan (06/30/2014) [-]
Ouch......
User avatar #38 - Sethorein (06/30/2014) [-]
Red suits man... Red suits...
User avatar #31 - theundone (06/30/2014) [-]
That image depressingly sums me up.
#29 - hecatonchires (06/30/2014) [-]
bitch please
#8 - He totally had a good thing going there with the hobo mafia. 06/30/2014 on 5chin +6
#1 - 13 years of Adult Swim and it's still got it.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Piracy +210
User avatar #74 - kakisoep (06/29/2014) [-]
what exactly is adult swim if I might ask?
User avatar #77 - dsendz (06/29/2014) [-]
cartoon network after 9 shows adult oriented shows like koth , family guy, american dad, robot chicken, etc
User avatar #130 - pwnigator (06/29/2014) [-]
And Rick and Morty. How the fuck could you forget Rick and Morty?
#134 - dsendz (06/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #84 - oxymoronking (06/29/2014) [-]
now its 8
User avatar #85 - dsendz (06/29/2014) [-]
oh cool, it's been a while since I've had cable.
User avatar #76 - Freelon (06/29/2014) [-]
Adult Swim is just the late night airing on Cartoon Network that shows more adult cartoons like Family Guy, King of the Hill, and the Adult Swim original Robot Chicken. It's commercials right before and after it's shows are usually just black backgrounds with white text that reads like the above gif while elevator music plays.
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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