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#12 - I was thinking the same thing. But I'm really hoping that … 09/29/2014 on my prediction....kind of +3
#51 - That was actually kinda close. 09/28/2014 on My psychic power 0
#339 - It's not designed to protect anybody-- It's designed to be the… 09/28/2014 on Bulletproof Blanket? +1
#12 - That looks like the least cozy bathroom ever. Why does con…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Its so unnecessary, but i... +1
User avatar #15 - stifflimb (09/27/2014) [-]
Thats cause it's used to kill people in there and the special tub is for easier compartment of the body!
User avatar #14 - heraske (09/27/2014) [-]
Looks more like a BDSM dungeon than a bathroom.
#3 - And presumably, there's an elevator. 09/27/2014 on No-one told me! +9
#49 - I've kinda missed seeing these. Keep em coming! 09/27/2014 on AMP 743 0
#39 - It's a rapidly decompressing gas. it happens.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on No Smoking +1
#40 - draaaaiven (09/27/2014) [-]
Forgot that it's down to the point of liquifying.
#31 - That's exactly what I'm saying. 09/27/2014 on No Smoking 0
#26 - Doesn't using a CO2 fire extinguisher on a person cause freeze burns?  [+] (11 new replies) 09/27/2014 on No Smoking +3
User avatar #49 - fishinyourface (09/27/2014) [-]
I hope so
#38 - draaaaiven (09/27/2014) [-]
I very much doubt it. Why would the CO2 be cold?
User avatar #41 - ralloff (09/27/2014) [-]
I dunno why, but compressed CO2 being released gets very cold. Maybe someone can explain that for us. I just know it because of paintball where low end guns use c02 as a propellant.
#43 - draaaaiven (09/27/2014) [-]
With the formula for ideal gas:
p * V = n * R * T (pressure, volume, constant, constant and temperature)
I would guess that if the pressure is falling rapidly and the gas can't expand fast enough the temperature has to go down to keep the formula equalized.
#45 - draaaaiven (09/27/2014) [-]
This is bullshit. The real reason is that the gas has to work against inner forces (van der Waals forces eg.) and outer pressure therefore it's losing energy therefore it gets colder.
User avatar #39 - Lambda (09/27/2014) [-]
It's a rapidly decompressing gas. it happens.
#40 - draaaaiven (09/27/2014) [-]
Forgot that it's down to the point of liquifying.
User avatar #32 - TheFixer (09/27/2014) [-]
doesn't smoking in a building cause a health risk and a potential fire hazard? I personally don't care if you smoke outside but I rather my house and place of work didn't smell of smoke unless its the kind from burning wood in a wood stove.
User avatar #30 - thesticklebricks (09/27/2014) [-]
it's all staged bs anyway.
User avatar #31 - Lambda (09/27/2014) [-]
That's exactly what I'm saying.
User avatar #27 - mondominiman (09/27/2014) [-]
whatever the bitch asked for it
#11 - And for some reason, SJW types try and defend people like this. 09/26/2014 on The results of the SJW -2
#10 - Oh man, this is cool. James Earl Jones's voice really made the… 09/26/2014 on Darth Vader's Real Voice 0
#24 - I once borrowed a book for 8 years. The late fee was, surprisi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Some fun When the working... +1
User avatar #26 - deathchain (09/25/2014) [-]
I bought an old mystery novel a couple of years ago from a consignment shop that turned out to be a library book. It had been checked out at some point in the 1930's, making it roughly 80 years overdue.
User avatar #28 - karvarausku (09/25/2014) [-]
My old math teacher (and good friend of my mother) had big pile of rented vhs, and books.

I wonder when he rented them.
#44 - So when a regular person suffers grief and anguish because her…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on SHUTDOWN 4CHAN IS ON PROGRESS +2
#55 - thatguyontheright (09/25/2014) [-]
Because we are supposed to worship celebrities. This is why their lives down to how big of a shit they took that morning loads up the news every day. Be like them...conform...consume...breed...Obey,...buy...submit....no thought....watch TV...sleep.
#48 - I've always thought that Bond would make a good villain-- But … 09/24/2014 on James Bond is aweful 0
#36 - Oh my god. That last line. This is why I don't like these extr… 09/23/2014 on Repost from Reddit +5
#696 - Back in the day, there were flash games. Bring back flash games! 09/23/2014 on let's hear your site... +1
#5 - Mate, it's been 10 years. It's not going to happen, as much as…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2014 on tell me I'm pretty +9
#8 - tuhtuh (09/23/2014) [-]
With [spoiler] Wash dead [/spoiler] i don't even want it to :/
User avatar #41 - zaywoot (09/23/2014) [-]
WHY DID I PRESS THE SPOILER BUTTON



I KNEW IT WAS A FUCKING SPOILER BUT I STILL PUSHED THE BUTTON
I havent seen the movie
#65 - tuhtuh (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm so so sorry that you had to find out this way.
#68 - zaywoot (09/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - Xplode (09/23/2014) [-]
Idnu, stories/what they did pre Wash's death . It would be weird though since the cast are all old looking now
#3 - RIP in peace, Pooping Bird.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on keep doors closed !! +33
#9 - boobiebanger (09/23/2014) [-]
>Rest in peace in peace k den
User avatar #18 - popnotes (09/23/2014) [-]
WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH
#19 - I actually don't have a skype. Call me a paranoid bastard, but…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Alignments +4
User avatar #20 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
I've had no issues with it. don't give into the hype.
User avatar #44 - generalkingbutt (09/22/2014) [-]
a skype call for this shit? fuck yeah count me in. i wanna get involved in this gmae again super badly.
User avatar #45 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#68 - siveon (09/22/2014) [-]
So how do I pull this off? I'm interested as well but I don't know how the hell Skype works.
User avatar #69 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
when you open skype there should be a search bar in the upper lefthand corner (not exactly the top, but near it). type in that username (substitute the word and brackets for actual _ underscores.) and I should come up. current name is Sparkling Cider
#70 - siveon (09/22/2014) [-]
Sent. I chose the bullshit name "John Smith".
User avatar #71 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
Exotic.
#72 - exotic (09/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
how you, boo
User avatar #75 - exotic (09/22/2014) [-]
pretty fine
Gonna play a round or 2 on counter strike before bed
What about you?
User avatar #76 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
had a game tonight. have to reschedule. just dndxplain things.
User avatar #78 - exotic (09/22/2014) [-]
you were gonna get me to play?
User avatar #80 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
pathfinder homebrew. four people trapped on an island
User avatar #87 - exotic (09/22/2014) [-]
i've never played anything DnD except the first 20 minutes of baldurs gate 2
User avatar #89 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
ever want to?
#118 - clazlo (09/23/2014) [-]
What mortok said goes for me as well.
#117 - mortok (09/23/2014) [-]
Yo, count me in. I've never played, so ill start googling now
#3 - "I'm offended by that, so it's your responsibility to fix…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Very offended +25
#14 - nahbro (09/22/2014) [-]
pretty sure that's a problem that's been pretty persistent throughout most of history, budster
#17 - I didn't know people played over the internet. Might be a grea…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Alignments +3
User avatar #18 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
again, got a skype? there's a funnyjunk group chat for newbies and vets.
User avatar #19 - Lambda (09/22/2014) [-]
I actually don't have a skype. Call me a paranoid bastard, but I got rid of it when skype got acquired by microsoft.
User avatar #20 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
I've had no issues with it. don't give into the hype.
User avatar #44 - generalkingbutt (09/22/2014) [-]
a skype call for this shit? fuck yeah count me in. i wanna get involved in this gmae again super badly.
User avatar #45 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#68 - siveon (09/22/2014) [-]
So how do I pull this off? I'm interested as well but I don't know how the hell Skype works.
User avatar #69 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
when you open skype there should be a search bar in the upper lefthand corner (not exactly the top, but near it). type in that username (substitute the word and brackets for actual _ underscores.) and I should come up. current name is Sparkling Cider
#70 - siveon (09/22/2014) [-]
Sent. I chose the bullshit name "John Smith".
User avatar #71 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
Exotic.
#72 - exotic (09/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
how you, boo
User avatar #75 - exotic (09/22/2014) [-]
pretty fine
Gonna play a round or 2 on counter strike before bed
What about you?
User avatar #76 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
had a game tonight. have to reschedule. just dndxplain things.
User avatar #78 - exotic (09/22/2014) [-]
you were gonna get me to play?
User avatar #80 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
pathfinder homebrew. four people trapped on an island
User avatar #87 - exotic (09/22/2014) [-]
i've never played anything DnD except the first 20 minutes of baldurs gate 2
User avatar #89 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
ever want to?
#118 - clazlo (09/23/2014) [-]
What mortok said goes for me as well.
#117 - mortok (09/23/2014) [-]
Yo, count me in. I've never played, so ill start googling now
#15 - This game seems so ******* fun whenever I read ab…  [+] (29 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Alignments +7
User avatar #16 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
got a skype? message me. other than that roll20 is a great way to play online
#122 - lordtowelie (09/23/2014) [-]
How exactly is a game like D&D played over skype?
That seems like a thing that'd be annoying to do because for dice rolls wouldn't you be going on the honor system?
If it's doable I would want to figure it out but there are questions and concerns with it obviously.
User avatar #126 - dndxplain (09/23/2014) [-]
www.roll20.net/
I use skype to talk and organize games. I use this to play
#127 - lordtowelie (09/23/2014) [-]
Whoa damn, instant reply, was not expecting that.
So skype has nothing to do with the actual play, just with setting up the game?
User avatar #129 - dndxplain (09/23/2014) [-]
I know a group that does play it on skype and does use the honor system, and I don't hold it against them, but yeah roll20 is amazing for this shit.
#133 - lordtowelie (09/23/2014) [-]
Also I just noticed I went on a bit of a tangent there, sorry about that.
#132 - lordtowelie (09/23/2014) [-]
I see, I ended up on roll20 once but couldn't figure out just what the hell anything was supposed to do, And I was honestly a bit turned away at the thought of using voice chat because I live in a small place and my brother gives me no privacy, so I have no idea whether playing it would even be viable for me.
Either way the thought interests me but I don't know if it'd be doable without several annoying cuts in play which would not be fair to others.
User avatar #134 - dndxplain (09/23/2014) [-]
you can find random parties to play with or make your own with friends, and voice chat is opinion. there is a text bar (as well as dice rolling functions and such, as a bonus.)

it can be a bit acrophobic, but it's pretty easy when you get the hang of it.
#136 - lordtowelie (09/23/2014) [-]
I see, I might give it a try sometime, though when and where are both questions to which I have no answer.
Oh well, thank you for helping me out with this, and I might try a random group or something, or I might never end up doing it, who knows.
User avatar #17 - Lambda (09/22/2014) [-]
I didn't know people played over the internet. Might be a great way to get an introduction to it.
I have a couple friends interested, too. None of us, of course, have any experience with it and we've got no idea where to start.
User avatar #18 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
again, got a skype? there's a funnyjunk group chat for newbies and vets.
User avatar #19 - Lambda (09/22/2014) [-]
I actually don't have a skype. Call me a paranoid bastard, but I got rid of it when skype got acquired by microsoft.
User avatar #20 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
I've had no issues with it. don't give into the hype.
User avatar #44 - generalkingbutt (09/22/2014) [-]
a skype call for this shit? fuck yeah count me in. i wanna get involved in this gmae again super badly.
User avatar #45 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon
#68 - siveon (09/22/2014) [-]
So how do I pull this off? I'm interested as well but I don't know how the hell Skype works.
User avatar #69 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
when you open skype there should be a search bar in the upper lefthand corner (not exactly the top, but near it). type in that username (substitute the word and brackets for actual _ underscores.) and I should come up. current name is Sparkling Cider
#70 - siveon (09/22/2014) [-]
Sent. I chose the bullshit name "John Smith".
User avatar #71 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
Exotic.
#72 - exotic (09/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
how you, boo
User avatar #75 - exotic (09/22/2014) [-]
pretty fine
Gonna play a round or 2 on counter strike before bed
What about you?
User avatar #76 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
had a game tonight. have to reschedule. just dndxplain things.
User avatar #78 - exotic (09/22/2014) [-]
you were gonna get me to play?
User avatar #80 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
pathfinder homebrew. four people trapped on an island
User avatar #87 - exotic (09/22/2014) [-]
i've never played anything DnD except the first 20 minutes of baldurs gate 2
User avatar #89 - dndxplain (09/22/2014) [-]
ever want to?
#118 - clazlo (09/23/2014) [-]
What mortok said goes for me as well.
#117 - mortok (09/23/2014) [-]
Yo, count me in. I've never played, so ill start googling now
#7 - I thought feminists believed that sex is rape? I'm confused.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/22/2014 on snicker snicker +10
#20 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
originally it was for womens rights, but now its just a sick joke. even past generations of feminist thinks that the modern feminism has gone to shit
User avatar #13 - bakawaka (09/22/2014) [-]
no, retards believe that sex is rape.
#18 - thenewerbooks (09/22/2014) [-]
And the difference being?
#22 - newtamalego (09/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - alexandrz (09/22/2014) [-]
Women only believe that until someone attractive wants to fuck them. Once they leave, it's retroactive rape, because she changes her mind.

Again, these aren't sane people we're dealing with. Not the extremists, anyway. They shout because it's all they can, and take brakes from their principles to betray them, then justify it with criminal charges.

Thank God I'm gay.
#161 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
yea because all women think like this.
User avatar #165 - alexandrz (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm not referring to all women you fucking idiot.
I'm talking about the ones who think they can justify false rape accusations and female superiority.
User avatar #9 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
Well what they really believe is that they can/should be allowed to turn the rape-switch on/off whenever they feel like it, even retroactively, to suit their wild moodswings and irrational thought process, or complete lack thereof
#24 - Why not legalize murder for everyone? Think about it. As t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Feminism -1
User avatar #31 - urbanknightx (09/22/2014) [-]
Here we are, having a serious discussion about the state of affairs in a country, and here you are, being a faggot.
Go away, man.
#25 - mossblomma (09/22/2014) [-]
Lol, i wish we could construct simulations around changes such as this, just to show people who want them what we would end up with.
#25 - Set phasers on stunning. 09/22/2014 on Alien Technology 0
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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