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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:3/28/2015
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Comment Ranking:#680
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 3444 total,  3603 ,  159
Comment Thumbs: 66701 total,  71318 ,  4617
Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 87.7% (877/1000)
Level 362 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 363 Comments: FJ Noble
Subscribers:9
Content Views:16471
Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:9640
FJ Points:36739

latest user's comments

#14 - Picture 04/23/2013 on Fuck +43
#14 - I'm sure I've been comment #3 a couple times at some point. 04/23/2013 on twitter +1
#2 - I saw Neil drGrasse Tyson give a lecture a while ago. Some …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on twitter +18
User avatar #13 - harbingerwolf (04/23/2013) [-]
If only you waited to be comment #3 with that avatar, hopes, deleted...
User avatar #14 - Lambda (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm sure I've been comment #3 a couple times at some point.
#6 - >studying in study lounge >give in to FJ temptation … 04/23/2013 on Goodnight Sweet Prince +7
#15 - So if those two guy were completely innocent, what were they d… 04/23/2013 on Boston Conspiracy? 0
#5 - I'm really looking forward to the next episode. Looks like we'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on I had a small nerdgasm +9
#23 - themodyourgod (04/23/2013) [-]
In the preview for it, it shows that we will even get to see the TARDIS's infamous pool
#4 - I hope your second words were "must die". 04/23/2013 on Oh George, you are a great... 0
#11 - Can you imagine all the boob he saw in developing this, though? 04/22/2013 on Some men +1
#55 - An excellent example of the school-to-prison pipeline. 04/22/2013 on Are you fucking kidding me? +6
#25 - They were actually kind of nice. It's a folder that synchs aut… 04/22/2013 on I'll create.... +3
#8 - I don't see the problem here.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Good job Britain +34
#13 - newsmyrna (04/22/2013) [-]
Me either
#30 - Faith in humanity restored.  [+] (14 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Feel post +163
#343 - hurrdurka (04/22/2013) [-]
Oh...yay...we free'd the dog and we also cut his balls off.
#267 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
Just so you know, you have the greatest username ever.
#145 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
*Dances the dance of feelings and happiness*
#302 - cazabrow (04/22/2013) [-]
"hey, you just saved me from losing my best friend out of the kindness of your heart!. Fuck you, I want my $1000 you stole from me because i deserve it!"

A shame the dog will never know what a slime ball his owner is..
#228 - superassassin (04/22/2013) [-]
I was so happy I almost shed a tear. Now I am so angry I need to take Viagra to prevent all the blood going into my brain.

There is no fucking hope for the human race.


Why can't we all just die already?
#188 - enorus (04/22/2013) [-]
What the fuck, man...
#183 - hotschurl (04/22/2013) [-]
I have never gone from feel to maximum overfeel to happiness to pure, burning rage in such a short amount of time before.
User avatar #128 - cjasper (04/22/2013) [-]
Sometimes humanity is an alright guy.
#114 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
I remember something about the guy beeing an asshole, after the money was donated to free his dog, he sued the persons trying to get the 400$ for himself, i don't think it deserves to be here.
User avatar #138 - delion (04/22/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly it was the journalist who wrote the story and asked for donations which at the end arrived in huge amounts and she payed for the dogs release BUT the owner who actually had some kind of drug/alchohol related issue wanted her to give all the money to him. The journylist refused to give the money and wanted to spend the money on the benefits of his dog, such as buying a lot of food for him, some toys and the rest to go for you know animals in need type of community because that is probably what those who donated would want. He ended up sueing her for not giving him the money to spend it the way he wanted. The journalist was horrified with him behaving like a complete asshole and decided to return ALL donations except those 400$ which were spent on releasing the dog.

Moral of the story: Every story has two sides, in this one the owner actually turned out to be a complete douche and wanted to spent money donated out of pitty on drugs/alchohol or something related.
#111 - faelysse (04/22/2013) [-]
Crying tears of happiness..
User avatar #93 - niggerlips (04/22/2013) [-]
thats awesome i live in san bernadino county and i thought everyone here was trash my faith in humanity has been restored for the night
User avatar #84 - sportsmaniac (04/22/2013) [-]
Thank God, I was about to ask where I could send this guy money to!!!
#55 - This comment is two years old holy **** , how did you co…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Spoon trick 0
User avatar #56 - biomedic (07/08/2014) [-]
The same way I came across it even later.
User avatar #57 - retributionthepimp (07/08/2014) [-]
me three!
#2 - I love this show. 04/21/2013 on Best DUI Ever +1
#5 - I gotta say, though, walking under a ladder is a good way to g…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on MUTHA-FUCKING NEIL DEGRASSE... +3
User avatar #11 - eonsmashface (04/21/2013) [-]
it's a wrench/paint you didn't have before.
PROGRESS!
#180 - What occurred here? Logging? Fire? Natural disaster?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #198 - schneidend (04/21/2013) [-]
Logging. Eucalyptus trees go back quite fast, so they are quickly becoming the go-to wood for things like mulch.
User avatar #204 - mummyslittlebitch (04/21/2013) [-]
they GROW back fast?
#225 - schneidend (04/21/2013) [-]
...Yes. Thank you.
User avatar #182 - birthdayboi (04/21/2013) [-]
humans occured..
#13 - Reminds me of the Crazy 88's from Kill Bill. 04/21/2013 on So Who Here Likes a Good... +1
#10 - I'm really interested to see what's the deal with her, anyway. 04/21/2013 on Well +6
#10 - How does he land?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2013 on What a feeling +4
#15 - jeppetp (04/21/2013) [-]
He's got a parachute too...
#11 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
parachute, once he gets to a certain altitude.
User avatar #22 - carthos (04/21/2013) [-]
This guy does it without parachute, he lands on a huge stack of cardboard boxes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEP8juRSBRo
#14 - I'll bet he laughs his ass off about it. 04/21/2013 on Drake Bell +1
#32 - He could have taken the beer and poured it down the sink, the …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on McDisasters 11: Fellatio Fun +1
User avatar #75 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
yah, i was more under the impression of if i took a beer on camera, and then walked off camera with it, i would get fired. they didn't have a camera pointing at the sink area, and at any rate, this all happened in a matter of seconds. like,
here take it.
no i can't.
come on dude, just take it.
no.
throws beer
#52 - >implying they won't already give out your information  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on CISPA 0
User avatar #101 - sketchE (04/21/2013) [-]
im confused as to what information they have left to take. they already monitor potentially dangerous sites like the anarchists cookbook. most people willingly give out their information to sites like facebook which everyone knows gives out personal information, hell they even tell you they will when signing up.
#12 - Hey DJ 4DM1N, are you ever going to post that picture of yours…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on Russia +14
#62 - stoneddolphin (04/21/2013) [-]
i still remember
#26 - How can you tell which bar that is?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2013 on Question your existence 0
#49 - lordraine (04/21/2013) [-]
Because the OP said it was.

And because it's totally white.
User avatar #31 - steelpanther (04/21/2013) [-]
its totally white.
#10 - Don't mention it, good fellow.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on Meanwhile in africa. +4
#11 - farn (04/20/2013) [-]
good reply

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#71 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi Lambda! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
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