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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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#3 - it's got to be sod.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Lawncare Reboot 0
User avatar #37 - theugandanhero (05/01/2013) [-]
How did you forget to capitalize the first letter of your sentence?
User avatar #40 - Lambda (05/01/2013) [-]
Because I have a week and a half left in school and I am 110% done entirely.
User avatar #41 - theugandanhero (05/01/2013) [-]
Good for you man, I got expelled about a month ago.
User avatar #44 - Lambda (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh, man that's rough. I came so close to being expelled my senior year, for yelling at a teacher.
User avatar #47 - theugandanhero (05/01/2013) [-]
Just realized that I was being redundant in my last comment; I apologize.
User avatar #46 - theugandanhero (05/01/2013) [-]
I really wish I would've went out that way rather than just truancy, at least it would've been interesting for me.
I got expelled for truancy.
#5 - I want a robot butler. I hope that this technology is available soon.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Asimo robot +3
#43 - happygoeslucky (04/30/2013) [-]
are you certain?
#17 - fefe (04/30/2013) [-]
I think a restaurant in China already had those for years now.
They take your order and then another robot brings the food.
#6 - I don't get hipsters. If something is good, why would you not …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Imagine Dragons ftw +33
#40 - edden (04/30/2013) [-]
Not saying I'm a hipster, but I hate how some songs get popular and it just ruins it for me. Like if I want to overplay it and ruin it that's fine I don't want to hear it 10x on the radio.

User avatar #24 - foxythekid (04/30/2013) [-]
The only time I hated when something became mainstream was the time Slender came out and all of the slenderman mythos was pretty much ruined
#19 - imadeanaccforthis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #45 - tias (04/30/2013) [-]
No one benefits from a meme becoming popular. But if your favorite artist becomes mainstream, he/she/they will be able to produce more music, which directly benefits you (and all the other fans).
#60 - imadeanaccforthis has deleted their comment.
#13 - istealurkids (04/30/2013) [-]
For some reason I read successful as succulent, now I shall never be happy until I've heard a succulent band. Pic unrelated
User avatar #7 - angelious (04/30/2013) [-]
its about making themself feel special.

they lift themself above people by thinking that they are the only ones who listen to good music and think for themselves while the mainstream faggots just follows what the news say and act like sheeps.then when something they like becomes mainstream they start the "i liked x before it was cool" as a way to make everybody know they liked something before other people, and that they arent just following the trend like rest of the "sheeps"



i have a master degree in hipsterlogy
#16 - Ozzy osbourne once snorted fire ants.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on liquid fire ants +6
#75 - fefe (04/30/2013) [-]
balls
#9 - Half-life 3 confirmed. 04/30/2013 on irony +81
#58 - Wouldn't the chocolate have done him some harm?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Oh dog +1
#74 - brybryan (04/30/2013) [-]
I read somewhere that a lot of chocolate we use/sell/eat/dowhateverthefuckwewant with uses some artificial bullshit which is harmless... idk though.
User avatar #73 - demandsgayversion (04/30/2013) [-]
Hence why he's at the hospital
User avatar #64 - philliyoMLB (04/30/2013) [-]
That's a myth.
User avatar #62 - roflstorm (04/30/2013) [-]
10 pot brownines would knock you on your ass and dull your senses.
You are on average 5'8".
That dog looks to be 1'10"
Pretty sure those brownies have dulled the dog so much that the negative effects of chocolate are redundant or some other smart sounding word.
#116 - If I fits, I sits. If I don't fits... I sits anyway. 04/30/2013 on Yes, this is good.. +1
#209 - Oh man I just realized a ton of other people did this joke. 04/30/2013 on You'll never be this good +3
#208 - Can prevent forest fires.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on You'll never be this good +11
User avatar #209 - Lambda (04/30/2013) [-]
Oh man I just realized a ton of other people did this joke.
#213 - I would call it the Tantalus Cup. 04/30/2013 on Pythagoras Cup +1
#57 - Well, whatever. As long as they'd be more or less the same fro… 04/30/2013 on The Future in New York 0
#13 - You will find that any design is vulnerable if you crash two a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on The Future in New York +10
#27 - fefe (04/29/2013) [-]
The thing is that they used cheap shit while making the twin towers to lower the cost, if it had been built with the original materials they intended to use the towers might not even have collapsed or at least not done so until a longer time giving everyone more time to evacuate.
User avatar #15 - badgerclan (04/29/2013) [-]
True, but buildings have survived multiple missle hits before. There are always ways to make it safer, like heavily reinforced stairways to help people escape in the event of an attack.
#2 - "What are those two girls doin with that cup...?" 04/29/2013 on Cat mid sneeze +1
#1 - I don't get it. How did he die? 04/29/2013 on Indian Stuntman Dies In... 0
#7 - Planes came from outside.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on The Future in New York +14
#22 - theasguard (04/29/2013) [-]
Lmfao
#9 - rprol (04/29/2013) [-]
i have found the cover up.
#4 - I think this is the greatest thing ever. 04/29/2013 on The life in his paws. +5
#1 - I MUST BUILD A DILDO MICROPHONE  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Westboro Baptist Troll 0
User avatar #2 - brownline (04/30/2013) [-]
A dildophone like no other.
#3 - I believe that the towers should have been immediately rebui…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/29/2013 on The Future in New York +55
User avatar #40 - I Am Monkey (04/29/2013) [-]
I definitely think they should have rebuilt the originals, but not with the same blueprints. They were death traps the way they were built. The load-bearing walls were shifted to the outer walls to allow for more floor space, the core was too weak, the fire escape stairwells were way to narrow to evacuate the thousands of people that work there.
User avatar #57 - Lambda (04/30/2013) [-]
Well, whatever. As long as they'd be more or less the same from the outside.
User avatar #34 - daentraya (04/29/2013) [-]
Them making such a big deal out of it probably doubled the effect of the towers fall.. There's too many dahm documentaries about it. It was sad and all, but come on, they're terrorizing themselves
#17 - fefe (04/29/2013) [-]
they should also paint a huge target sing on one of the towers and write "aim here" under it.
User avatar #21 - anonibusii (04/29/2013) [-]
To be honest, that's kind of funny.
User avatar #12 - badgerclan (04/29/2013) [-]
9/11 demonstrated that the design was vulnerable. Wouldn't we want to improve the design?
User avatar #13 - Lambda (04/29/2013) [-]
You will find that any design is vulnerable if you crash two airplanes into it.
#27 - fefe (04/29/2013) [-]
The thing is that they used cheap shit while making the twin towers to lower the cost, if it had been built with the original materials they intended to use the towers might not even have collapsed or at least not done so until a longer time giving everyone more time to evacuate.
User avatar #15 - badgerclan (04/29/2013) [-]
True, but buildings have survived multiple missle hits before. There are always ways to make it safer, like heavily reinforced stairways to help people escape in the event of an attack.
User avatar #11 - trojandetected (04/29/2013) [-]
History is doomed to repeat itself.
User avatar #6 - kingrayne (04/29/2013) [-]
they're rebuilding them with different blueprints, though the new name seems kinda rednecky.
FREEDOM TOWERS
#14 - kaslin (04/29/2013) [-]
I can see the Freedom Tower on a clear night from rt 514 (NJ), thing looks like a giant middle finger to the rest of the world.
#5 - fefe (04/29/2013) [-]
9/11 was an inside job, too many holes in gov's story
User avatar #7 - Lambda (04/29/2013) [-]
Planes came from outside.
#22 - theasguard (04/29/2013) [-]
Lmfao
#9 - rprol (04/29/2013) [-]
i have found the cover up.
#14 - >implying I don't read everything in Morgan Freeman's voice  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Who's voice do you read... +4
User avatar #15 - namehasntbeentaken (04/29/2013) [-]
Mines Patrick Stewart
#5 - I thought that only happened in cartoons. 04/29/2013 on A little accident +1
#17 - This raised more questions than it answered. Although we did s… 04/29/2013 on Journey to the Centre of... +1
#5 - That's exactly what it is. Volkswagen means "Car of the p… 04/29/2013 on A short history of brand logos +2
#55 - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled elderberries. 04/29/2013 on Everybody's Enemy +1
#29 - Animals are smarter than we give them credit for. There are do…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on cawcaw caww +2
#37 - fefe (04/27/2013) [-]
You sir have the greatest username ever.
#47 - First I thought, "Cool, BASE jumping!" Then I sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Hold my beer +20
#48 - badblood (04/27/2013) [-]
haha

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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