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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:5/23/2015
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#7 - This one time, I gave this guy a sugar pill and told him it wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2013 on joke +2
#24 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [-]
Mind if I ask if he'd ever used any sort of drug before that, especially harder stuff? I'd say that those who have used hard stuff before would know what a high from that level of drug feels like.

Totally agree with you on the placebo effect in smaller doses though because I've seen it personally used scare the fuck out of a friend who believes in malevolent spirits.
User avatar #29 - Lambda (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, he'd used a lot of drugs before that. But the effect I made up for this drug was different from anything he'd taken.
#53 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [-]
Well then fuck, he's retarded. That's pretty cool stuff though and now I feel the urge to use this on certain people I know.
#5 - What if there really are no such things as psychoactive drugs,…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2013 on joke +6
User avatar #6 - upsyndrome (05/11/2013) [-]
Damn you all FJ, high ruined..... or in that case, can you really ruin that which is just a figment of your imagination?
User avatar #7 - Lambda (05/11/2013) [-]
This one time, I gave this guy a sugar pill and told him it was a potent drug with effects that I made up, which were similar to ecstasy. I told him there was some risk that he'd react badly to it. He actually got high, not only that, but he actually had a bad trip. I told him he'd taken a sugar pill at that point, but he continued to feel the bad effects for several minutes.
Never underestimate the power of imagination.
#24 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [-]
Mind if I ask if he'd ever used any sort of drug before that, especially harder stuff? I'd say that those who have used hard stuff before would know what a high from that level of drug feels like.

Totally agree with you on the placebo effect in smaller doses though because I've seen it personally used scare the fuck out of a friend who believes in malevolent spirits.
User avatar #29 - Lambda (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, he'd used a lot of drugs before that. But the effect I made up for this drug was different from anything he'd taken.
#53 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [-]
Well then fuck, he's retarded. That's pretty cool stuff though and now I feel the urge to use this on certain people I know.
#14 - THOSE EXIST??? I must have it. 05/11/2013 on Power Outage 0
#13 - Kansas has really great songs, and pretty amazing album art to boot. 05/11/2013 on Kansas 0
#67 - In my calc class, there was a guy who would come to class in b… 05/11/2013 on students 0
#243 - Picture 05/11/2013 on Death 0
#150 - They do have things kind of similar to this in the real world.… 05/11/2013 on You've made a great choice +2
#14 - We can rebuild him.... We have the technology... 05/10/2013 on Dem Feet.... +3
#7 - Ah, this Saturday I'll be finished with finals, home for the s… 05/10/2013 on Forest Of The Dead Stick... 0
#3 - You know, they say this, and I never believed it until I start… 05/10/2013 on Finals Rock. 0
#80 - Yes. You need a special license to collect rainwater. 05/10/2013 on So I'm tinfoil then? 0
#15 - The acid is kicking in... 05/10/2013 on Yet another broken .gif +7
#19 - Oh be have ! 05/10/2013 on Suddenly Austin! +2
#12 - YOU KEEP ON KNOCKIN' BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Please laugh +34
#56 - DangerToManifold (05/10/2013) [-]
oh god lol
User avatar #55 - mankey (05/10/2013) [-]
Dave's not here man!
#39 - If I understand correctly, they're not immortal.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Ham +3
User avatar #45 - sketchE (05/10/2013) [-]
they arent actually gods
User avatar #52 - IamWhoIam (05/10/2013) [-]
In the movies and stuff they're just Aliens.
#93 - Did this really happen? 05/10/2013 on Westboro Church +1
#131 - Oh, I meant to say level 4. But, yes, Impact level.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Student Teaches The Teacher... 0
#135 - curbed (05/09/2013) [-]
Lol you confused me there for a second. You're lucky, I've had a few, but not really in high school
#123 - Too bad he'll probably get expelled for this. Everything he sa… 05/09/2013 on Student Teaches The Teacher... 0
#120 - In my high school career, I have had two level 5 teachers, in …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Student Teaches The Teacher... 0
#124 - curbed (05/09/2013) [-]
Level five? Better than the Impact level? And just because a teacher is teaching in college doesn't mean they have gotten over the Survival hump, believe me, I'm dealing with the same thing with a few of my teachers.
User avatar #131 - Lambda (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh, I meant to say level 4. But, yes, Impact level.
#135 - curbed (05/09/2013) [-]
Lol you confused me there for a second. You're lucky, I've had a few, but not really in high school
#114 - The last thing Edison wanted was for AC to become popular, bec…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Mistakes And False Predictions +12
User avatar #144 - srskate (05/10/2013) [-]
I totally misread that at first.

I thought you meant Edison's last wishes were for AC to become successful.
im not too smart
#97 - "Into the trash it goes!" 05/09/2013 on Votes count people.... 0
#4 - That's actually smart of her. First she would have to make eve…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/07/2013 on "knitting program" +263
User avatar #22 - megaton (05/08/2013) [-]
shes going to the grave
#14 - mmajunkie (05/08/2013) [-]
Much smarter than OP, who doesn't know how to fucking screenshot....
User avatar #12 - Kabutops (05/08/2013) [-]
this grandma figured how to work excel.
now that might not sound like much to any other person but my 50 year old father cant even find out how to turn on the computer, let alone set up a new TV (the color cables confuse him, oddly)
User avatar #6 - paulohd (05/08/2013) [-]
I have the feeling that the only place she is going at 82 is a graveyard.
User avatar #69 - thefasrdog (05/08/2013) [-]
My great grandmother is turning 100 this year...She could still do something.
#66 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
Aren't we all, she just has a shorter amount of time than those younger than her, or she may surpass us all. Never know when you're going to go so live your life to the fullest.
#60 - comanderspy (05/08/2013) [-]
#42 - femf (05/08/2013) [-]
**femf rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at hue ** graveyard or urn it really depends on her you should give her lots of options
User avatar #38 - redorbit (05/08/2013) [-]
she might go to your room first and smack you in the head
#75 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
or teach him how ti fuck a lady
User avatar #32 - Durp (05/08/2013) [-]
My grandma is almost 92, have some faith in the old people!
User avatar #58 - Rattaz (05/08/2013) [-]
My great grandma just turned 100 last October, still doing well for her age! :)
User avatar #84 - klink (05/08/2013) [-]
my great grandma turned 102 oct 21st 2012 :O

(jeg er norsk også)
#91 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
My great grandma is about 106
#99 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
OH YEAH! well my great grandma is 107 bitch
User avatar #107 - Rattaz (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? My great grandma just suddently turned 210.

Bitch.
User avatar #28 - lapsushominum (05/08/2013) [-]
Well then. :(
User avatar #7 - purealterego (05/08/2013) [-]
wowe
#8 - What if you used an overhead camera and microcon troll er to a… 05/07/2013 on Miracle day 0
#4 - Doesn't corn tend to be pretty tall and marijuana tend to be p…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Undercover 0
User avatar #22 - chuca (05/07/2013) [-]
depends on whether it's indica or sativa or a mix, i forget which but one of them grows tall and skinny the other short and fat
#8 - kainhall (05/07/2013) [-]
they also use thermal imaging... the pot plants put out more heat or some shit, and they can see just one plant sometimes.....but ya, thats what you wnat to do.
User avatar #10 - dikslapping (05/07/2013) [-]
If you live near a group of pine trees it holds the same thermal signature as pot
#20 - kainhall (05/07/2013) [-]
good to know. some friends are thinking of buying soem seedey stuff and taking a boat trip down the river and tossing soem seeds. if only one plant lives, its still worth it.
#5 - natedizzie (05/07/2013) [-]
Not all the time corn in Texas in only around 3 to 4 feet tall marijuana can actually grow into trees if let alone.
Then if you are not the farmer you have to worry about sneaking in the farmers field and trimming the plants.
#11 - Looks like he was struck at the center of gravity and then hur… 05/07/2013 on Please ,stay behind the... +2

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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