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#6 - I did a little bit of research. The place he speaks of exists.…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2016 on Anon gets away with murder +97
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#26 - dbqpdb (02/10/2016) [-]
Dude, of course it's fake.
#12 - connorfl (02/10/2016) [-]

What about this..... this probably happened
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#31 - itskennyandjosh (02/10/2016) [-]
Dejuan is one of the blackest names i've ever heard
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#13 - warioteam (02/10/2016) [-]
yes but op says this happened 17 years ago. correct me if im wrong but 2012 wasnt 12 years ago. op is probably is either bullshitting or schizophrenic, his family would have probably been question if he lived in that area
#24 - anon (02/10/2016) [-]
OP prolly found a dead kid story and made a greentext to spook anons
#39 - I used to lightly tap out morse code in class. Nobody ever tap…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2016 on Thoughts? +1
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#55 - teedoubler (02/10/2016) [-]
I know this is one of those "and then everybody stood up and clapped" stories that most people won't believe, but we had two kids regularly cheating on tests by tapping out morse code to each other in highschool. Not loud, and they were near each other, so it wasn't obvious. I know morse because of my dad, but I wasn't really the kind of kid to rat them out.

The teacher caught on mid-way through the first quarter and tapped 'see me after class you two' on her desk. One kid just huffed and turned in his test, the other sat there for a couple minutes and then started sobbing. I wanted to tap out 'busted' or something, but I didn't want to teacher to think I was involved (or realize that I'd known all along.)
#60 - anon (02/10/2016) [-]
>knowing morse code
That's fukken incredible.
#33 - "...another sentence exists, another series of words, whi… 02/05/2016 on Edgy 0
#44 - They can give a real answer, they can cite the portions of the… 02/04/2016 on Best way to shut up a... 0
#10 - Didn't Mel Blanc voice those characters?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2016 on joe alaskey +9
#11 - trimdosthesecond (02/04/2016) [-]
I thought so too. Turns out he took over when Mel died.
#131 - How about just put a porta-john every couple of blocks?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2016 on DESIGNATED PISSING STREETS +1
#150 - omarsjihad (02/03/2016) [-]
because niggers would vandalize them

#86 - Comment deleted 02/02/2016 on GreenTeaNeko 0
#118 - It's a government conspiracy to force November birthdays. 02/02/2016 on waste his time 2016 0
#11 - Not a feminist. Free Inhabitant, it's different thing. A movem…  [+] (36 new replies) 02/02/2016 on Feminist gets arrested +610
#270 - crazycommando (02/02/2016) [-]
>listening to her talk....for fuck sake

#251 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**i get why they would do something like that. i find it horrifing how a selcet few can have completle controll over the lives of so many, but this girl is just an idiot
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#243 - semiprogravy (02/02/2016) [-]
soooooo theyre libertarians?
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#250 - oaky (02/02/2016) [-]
I am a libertarian and this is stupid
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#253 - semiprogravy (02/02/2016) [-]
it was a joke albeit not a particularly funny one
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#182 - hexadecimated (02/02/2016) [-]
Nah, she's a femmy.
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#164 - stinkbugfrick (02/02/2016) [-]
They're just as stupid as the feminists, believing in made up horse shit. She's so fucking annoying all I want to do is back her head against the car, have some hobo rape her, then cut her stomach open and hang her up by her own intestines as an example for those cunts.
#258 - quilathe (02/02/2016) [-]
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#225 - deathweaver (02/02/2016) [-]
Wishing death on people you don't agree with doesn't make you better than those SJW/Feminists we all shit on.
#213 - thegazz (02/02/2016) [-]
#195 - longduckdong (02/02/2016) [-]
easy there tiger
#161 - alboorack (02/02/2016) [-]
like Eric Cartman?
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#139 - thedungeonmaster (02/02/2016) [-]
I haven't looked into this and it's probably a dumb question, but do they actually have any shred of right to do this? Like is free inhabitant an actual thing or is it just a bunch of (most likely) legally retarded people who think it's a thing? I only ask because I would lose my mind if I ever heard of this girl suing the cop and winning.
#203 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
As far as I know, it references the Articles of Confederation, which is the no-longer-applicable precursor to the Constitution. She may as well be saying that under the laws imposed by George III apply to her; it's the same time period and very equally not relevant to the US.
#155 - ellojello (02/02/2016) [-]
No, my comment >#150 has the full text of the section of the Articles of Confederation that she is referencing. All it did was let Free Inhabitants (i.e. not slaves) travel between states unimpeded. It made the States into the first Union which behaved more like the EU does today rather than the USA we know now. The USA we know now was established by a new Constitution in 1789 which completely superseded the AoC, so she is referencing something that isn't even in place now anyway.
#143 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
No. 100% No, I don't remember why precisely but the gist of it is that waaaaaaay back with the constitution or something, there where something called "Free inhabitants" who could travel between the states and trade freely without being part of any single state, however the something something has since made parts (or all of the consitution) completely irrelevant (legally speaking)
#129 - LarsGoes (02/02/2016) [-]
The "you are raping me" part has some aspects of that..
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#135 - deadlyfoez (02/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, the aspects of being my fetish. Too bad she likely never showers.
#107 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
so a modern day hippie?
#180 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
Just Right Wing.
#68 - fragman (02/02/2016) [-]
> not a feminist
> "this is rape! THIS IS RAPE!" *banshee cry*

seems legit
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#62 - peanutpwner (02/02/2016) [-]
potato potato
#43 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
problem with this is......laws protecting them is also not applied. So technically you can rob or injure a free inhabitant and the police have no obligation to help them. works both ways
#219 - macgiollauidhir (02/02/2016) [-]
You really shit the bed there, Anon.
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#49 - paddypancake (02/02/2016) [-]
That's not how it works, though. Believing a legal status exists which makes you be exempt from all laws doesn't make you be exempt from all laws just as much as believing yourself to be exempt from all laws doesn't negate your rights.
#154 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
Not dissimilar to the concept of "Outlaws"
#86 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
Nigga what
#104 - iseeyoufapping (02/02/2016) [-]
Thinking that laws don't apply to you doesn't change jack shit; it doesn't change how you can act or be treated.
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#64 - sirinsanity (02/02/2016) [-]
Oh shit, I just noticed I put new twice.
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#38 - luciafoxx (02/02/2016) [-]
so she was using a law that died about 11 years after the U.S. was founded?
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#121 - thedugster (02/02/2016) [-]
not to mention that she completely misinterpreted the actual statements in that article
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#63 - vladhellsing (02/02/2016) [-]
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#42 - lilnuggetbob (02/02/2016) [-]
#51 - brianslarson (02/02/2016) [-]
**brianslarson used "*roll picture*"**
**brianslarson rolled image**Now that's just advanced stupid
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#15 - trollmobile (02/02/2016) [-]
oh man, you have the same profile picture as some massive retard i used to know
thought you were him
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2016 on Hacker +4
#10 - icanhasaccount (02/02/2016) [-]
i was absolutely sure this was going to be posted here. good on you