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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:3/26/2015
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Comment Ranking:#678
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 87.1% (871/1000)
Level 362 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 363 Comments: FJ Noble
Subscribers:9
Content Views:16471
Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:9631
FJ Points:36733

latest user's comments

#271 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +51
#272 - iwishigaveafuck Comment deleted by Lambda
#11 - If he had dementia so bad that he had to get committed, then w…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Anon Breaks Out of Mental... +43
User avatar #17 - rjake (07/17/2013) [-]
I believe he mentioned later in the thread that he had a brain tumor removed
#14 - tehfalconguy (07/17/2013) [-]
He imagined it all.
#12 - budva (07/17/2013) [-]
sometimes medical issues just change for the explainable reason. I knew a guy who was alergic to everything and was on deaths door because he couldnt eat or anything then all of a sudden he was able to eat basic stuff and slowly got better to not having any allergies, this was without any medicine or treatment btw
#6 - A band saw works quite well.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Facebook +5
User avatar #10 - sacanawa (07/17/2013) [-]
i ordered one online, but i couldn't open the package
#38 - The Zimmermann Telegram. In the First World War, Germany tried…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Can you believe it? +27
#49 - tigermisu (07/17/2013) [-]
If anyone is wondering, the reason Mexico denied the offering was because it was currently in a civil revolution and there wasn't a real power group with stable control over the country.
#107 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
They also knew they would never win. Germany was already beginning to lose, and the US had quadruple the amount of troops Mexico had, as well as better technology. Germany only wanted to try and weaken the US, and probably never would have helped. Germany was already surrounded on all fronts.
#108 - tigermisu (07/17/2013) [-]
True, but IIRC, the exact terms weren't a "Attack the US and we <3 u". Basically Germany would install outposts in our territory and would join up with our army. There's more to it... but Mexico was too busy with its own shit.
#44 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
One of the main reasons the US joined in, if I recall correctly.
I mean, it was pretty much over it anyway, but at least we tried!
User avatar #94 - stijnybe (07/17/2013) [-]
I believe the US joined in because the UK intercepted the message and send it to the US.
#7 - No! Don't drive yourself off a cliff! Don't you think, ju… 07/16/2013 on Vroom Vroom +1
#7 - He distracts everybody with the dove in his right hand, while,… 07/16/2013 on Are you a wizard? 0
#6 - Glitches in the matrix. 07/16/2013 on Muntant Flowers +1
#2 - Well, if you're gonna get shat on, I suppose the shower is the…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Chocolate love +30
#29 - dubii (07/16/2013) [-]
I like you, you always look on the bright side of life.


inb4 Life of Brian.
#24 - iamaderp (07/16/2013) [-]
>you have a half life mark on your avatar
>your name has 6 letters
>your comment is #2
>6:2=3
>half life 3 confirmed
#3 - What... how... This can't be mercury, the droplets would just …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2013 on 3d printed liquid metal figure 0
#28 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
I guess Gallium through a heated needle on a cool surface
#10 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
my guess would be lead, or sodering lead
#6 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
Either solder or Gallium. Gallium melts in your hand
User avatar #5 - yourdadsdad (07/16/2013) [-]
Perhaps solder?
#2 - Amazing how accurate this is. 07/16/2013 on Science and Engineering... 0
#12 - For an engine this massive, I can't imagine that it would spin…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on not photoshopped +1
User avatar #14 - minnten (07/16/2013) [-]
you're absolutely right. The largest diesel engine in the world generates somewhere around 100,000 bhp at just over 100 rpm's. The prop speed is all in the gear ratios
#10 - The best way to put it: Marijuana is addictive the same way th… 07/15/2013 on Weed is bad mmmkay? +3
#22 - I tried, very very hard, not to get mad. But god damn it, my b… 07/15/2013 on Get it right! 0
#7 - It's from A Bronx Tale. In short, C loans somebody 20 bucks an…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on Good One +7
#12 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
That's a really good movie.
#51 - Same way trains do. In fact, I don't think this is a bus at al… 07/15/2013 on China...... +1
#60 - Is there no way to interface a normal keyboard to the ipad? Be… 07/15/2013 on Said every hipster ever. 0
#150 - Middle of the pacific, so it won't hurt anybody. Then I issue …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2013 on So many choices... +10
#154 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes, because it's not like a nuclear bomb the size of a continent will cause a massive tsunami or have any other kind of harm.
User avatar #160 - falloutplayer (07/15/2013) [-]
or extreme pollution...
User avatar #184 - droop (07/15/2013) [-]
i like your pro pic
#171 - Not everybody has dreams. But the absence of dreams is a sign …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Dreams 0
#178 - bden (07/14/2013) [-]
Also, I've read that being able to remember dreams is directly related to intelligence.
User avatar #173 - gryphemthegryphon (07/14/2013) [-]
And people who are manic depressive are known to not dream.
#113 - The radiation level is about 10,000 R/H. If he went in, took h… 07/13/2013 on Snake haired bitch 0
#17 - I wonder if you could have a red-light offense downgraded to a… 07/13/2013 on Great Attorney 0
#298 - So what you're telling me is that this dude didn't really take… 07/12/2013 on EVE Online 0
#211 - 9000 REAL dollars? What? You buy things in the game with REAL dollars?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2013 on EVE Online +2
#269 - creepyunclebob (07/11/2013) [-]
The in-game currency has real world value. The ship is worth however many billions of ISK, and that much ISK is worth 9k in real world money.
User avatar #235 - wowcreep (07/11/2013) [-]
No, there is a item you can buy from the company called a P.L.E.X (pilots license extension) this can be bought or sold it game for ISK (interstellar credits, the currency of the game) a PLEX costs around 525 million ISK at the moment (this price varies all the time) so a plex, costing $20 in real life money can be converted to ISK. $9000=450 plexes= 234 billion, add the price of the modules and correct for inflation prices and presto, 300b ship
User avatar #298 - Lambda (07/12/2013) [-]
So what you're telling me is that this dude didn't really take 9 grand from his bank account to buy this ship, right?
User avatar #218 - zhooker (07/11/2013) [-]
Yes
#3 - No, it's true. 07/11/2013 on Who invents this stuff +4
#5 - Private school system, they could do whatever they wanted to. …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Students find a loophole… +9
#6 - dameush (07/11/2013) [-]
I got suspended because someone pulled a knife on me...and got into a fist gfight with the teacher...somehow I "provoked" her...by being white
User avatar #68 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/11/2013) [-]
Can you elaborate on that a bit? I'd be interested in knowing the whole story of it.
#69 - dameush (07/11/2013) [-]
basically I was in class and the bell rings as I'm walking out the door the fat bitch steps in front of me says "where do you think you're going whitey?" and pulls out a knife the teacher tells her to calm down and put down the knife. she refused so the teacher tried to take it from her resulting in a fight. teacher managed to get the knife away from her.after my next class I got called to the principals office where they told me I was suspended. I asked what for and they said for provoking violence
User avatar #71 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/11/2013) [-]
Allllllrighty then! I've had similar happen to me. Schools are ridiculous.
#25 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
Either:
1. That's a bullshit fucking lie, or
2. That's not the whole story.
#1 - it is done by hand. Builders assemble the pattern in the top o…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Who invents this stuff +6
User avatar #3 - Lambda (07/11/2013) [-]

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#71 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi Lambda! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
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