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#53 - You should have smoked the bees and moved them to hives outsid… 10/08/2013 on Honeys 0
#120 - "do not pet" Damn, I don't think I could sit nex… 10/08/2013 on Do not pet +7
#109 - Definitely the elevator one doesn't work. I mean, who DOESN'T …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on Life Hacks +2
User avatar #116 - phoenixprince (10/08/2013) [-]
from my experience it works half the time but you have to do it while its stopped on a floor
#59 - Picture 10/08/2013 on Should be how IQ tests are... +3
#51 - I don't know, man, he did sort of call that guy an infidel. I'… 10/08/2013 on taxi +5
#170 - How do they deliver the ingredients? 10/08/2013 on Free food!! 0
#124 - **Lambda rolls 148** I can't even remember the last tim… 10/07/2013 on *roll 3* and watch movie 0
#1 - That's like saying that there's no good music today. There are…  [+] (25 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Art +53
#98 - afreeti (10/07/2013) [-]
that is,until they die
#90 - seymourtets (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't agree with the music portion. Music tastes are an opinion. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it's bad, it just means that it doesn't fit into your tastes. People used to think that rock was bad, but a lot of people didn't, because they enjoyed it. Most music can't be really qualified as "bad", but just unpopular among certain groups. Art however, often depends upon the effort given into making the piece. Drawing a square or throwing paint on a canvas, and making the viewer think about what it means is different from spending lots of time, painting and drawing pain-stakingly finite details. So I do agree with you, but not on all levels.
User avatar #104 - jukuku (10/07/2013) [-]
The depth of popular music is as shallow as a puddle. Money, sex, drugs, parties. It is the most vapid aspect of human life. There's a reason for this though, it is very easily appealing to people. They literally use a formula to come up with the beats to songs and analyze the lyrics to appeal to bigger markets. Pop music hasn't been art since MJ. It's just a product now, designed for mass consumption.

There are still incredible artists who's talent goes unrecognized. The song is made by a 16 year old kid and IMO he is an incredibly talented artist.

Nexus: Serenity (Original Piano Composition)

User avatar #105 - seymourtets (10/07/2013) [-]
Are you saying that a lot of music that is considered "good" that was made in the 90's wasn't also just as shallow? Guns N' Roses, Sex Pistols, ACDC, among many others sang about sex, women, alcohol, drugs, etc. Again, it's really just opinion, and it's hard to point out when a song is truly bad.
User avatar #107 - jukuku (10/07/2013) [-]
And by popular music, I mean POP music, as in the genre. back in the 80's mass marketed music was different. They went out and found bands that were really good but hadn't been discovered. they gave the bands full creative control, they just payed for the equipment, designed a label and marketed it. They gave them the opportunity to be discovered, they were still artists.
User avatar #106 - jukuku (10/07/2013) [-]
Lets no try to reduce G'n'R to nothing but sex and drugs. Yes a lot of their songs were about it but even the less meaningful songs had truly amazing musical talent put into it. Their sound was incredible and they did have very meaningful songs, like Civil War.

I don't listen to the sex pistols and I used to listen to ACDC quite a bit, mainly to get myself in the mood for a sports game but other than a few songs, I didn't like them a whole lot. I enjoy their sound but I haven't heard a single ACDC song that has any meaning to it.

User avatar #108 - seymourtets (10/07/2013) [-]
And people could argue that the sound of newer bands and artists sound very good, and they had at least a little talent and creativity. More than most people.
User avatar #109 - jukuku (10/07/2013) [-]
The only pop singer I can think of that writes their own songs is Kesha. When you don't write your own songs, your voice is auto-tuned and you don't play an instrument, than you are nothing but the pretty face to market to the world. I'm sure they have talent but it sure as hell isn't apparent in their songs. I'm sure they could make their own songs but they don't.
User avatar #110 - seymourtets (10/07/2013) [-]
Ariana Grande? Beyonce? Kendrick Lamar? One Direction's singers are actually pretty talented. There are plenty of clearly talented artists nowadays.
User avatar #111 - jukuku (10/07/2013) [-]
Okay, however, the root point to this was the lack of depth in their song writing. It's gotten off topic.
User avatar #112 - seymourtets (10/07/2013) [-]
My point stands in Ariana Grande and Kendrick Lamar, take a look at some of their better songs and their talent and creativity is very clear. There always has been talent in the music industry, and there always will be. It just depends on the type of talent and the way you look at it. I can get why people interested in older bands can see these new artists as untalented, but the same can be said of the generation before us, and before them, and so on, probably to the invention of the music industry itself.
User avatar #113 - jukuku (10/07/2013) [-]
I like Kendrick Lamar. I'm not talking about them specifically, I am not saying there is zero talent. I am saying that there is a lot of vapid, meaningless songs that are the most popular. And I am not saying they are untalented, I am saying that I see a lot of the more popular singers as having very little depth in the meaning of their songs. Songs that get on the top 10 are mostly party songs.
User avatar #114 - seymourtets (10/07/2013) [-]
Don't you think that it's almost always been true? The songs that the public finds the most popular aren't always the deepest, and that's been true for a long time.
User avatar #115 - jukuku (10/07/2013) [-]
I do think it has been true for a very long time.
User avatar #34 - psychopsychedelic (10/07/2013) [-]
I've been recording music for years but never have gotten quite the recognition these other people have gotten.

I'm not saying I'm amazing, but at least it's real. I write very personal stuff. I honestly find myself wishing I had an audience to share it with. A group of people who wanted to hear it. It's impossible to get started among your friends and family.
#44 - flnonymousfive (10/07/2013) [-]
the people of funnyjunk give you audience.
User avatar #46 - psychopsychedelic (10/07/2013) [-]

I provide substance. Be honest with me. That's what I probably really need as I'm starting my next project.
#48 - flnonymousfive (10/07/2013) [-]
whats your best song?
User avatar #51 - psychopsychedelic (10/07/2013) [-]
Green Fever is the most recent one on there. It's mixed a hell of a lot better than the rest with the exception of Kevincer
#54 - flnonymousfive (10/07/2013) [-]
i'm gettin' down to this. very nice. I'm feeling the instrumentals more than the vocals though just imo. You should try posting a comp of this to the newest uploads. just preface it with some colorful text explanation and rage faces so people don't skip.

good luck dude.

ps, watch the levels on your vocals, they crack sometimes.
User avatar #55 - psychopsychedelic (10/07/2013) [-]
Thanks man!

I'm not a singer, it's never been my specialty. I'm an instrumentalist (as I guess you can see) and my equipment for vocals is subpar. That's the extent of excuses I can come up with. I tried posting it a while back and it got thumbed down pretty quick.
#58 - flnonymousfive (10/07/2013) [-]
yeah with FJ it's all about presentation... you gotta draw them in slowly, tell them your story, make em relate. let them know you're not just some spammer looking for free advertising. if you just say, "hey guys check out my music" of course they're gonna thumb you down. make a comic about your story, or talk about how people always talk shit about mainstream music but don't give indie music a chance. give them a reason to give you a chance... just advice.

also yeah I'd def focus on your instrumentals as much as possible. you might consider bringing in a vocalist. but yeah keep it up, and don't give up.
User avatar #60 - psychopsychedelic (10/07/2013) [-]
I really appreciate the advice! I've thought about bringing in a vocalist but thought it might bury some of the feel to the music, but hey, Clapton did it.

I'll work on a comic I suppose. I don't have much of a story, I just make music because I feel it's the only way to really put up with day to day shit.
#10 - awec (10/07/2013) [-]
I disagree, with music tastes are generally more varied and hence you could give the most moving review of a song and nobody would trust it because chances are they won't agree. With art, we generally trust critics a lot more which is why it is disappointing this fad of minimalism is being encouraged.
User avatar #7 - sirhyden (10/07/2013) [-]
But you see, the thing is, what we class as today is what's most popular, not what's the best. There is always good music, but is it in the charts? Being played on the radio? On T.V? No just some stupid spoilt sluts wearing nothing and singing about Bullshit or some hippity hoppity cunt taking nonsens.....
#3 - The human eye is also more sensitive to green light than any o…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2013 on The More You Know 0
User avatar #7 - HIMTheSixSixSix (10/07/2013) [-]
Which is why a lot of emergency vehicles are being painted yellow-green now. Our eyes are tuned to be most sensitive to those frequencies because those are the most predominant in the sun.
#8 - autoxx (10/07/2013) [-]
It's just in the middle of the human eye's visible spectrum (555nm)
#2 - The walls that impede us are more mental than they are physical.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Frustration +171
#79 - darthsanti (10/07/2013) [-]
I can do... anithing
#59 - Falkor (10/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #51 - hydraetis (10/06/2013) [-]
Absolutely. The wall next to my bed was going between singing heyyeyeayeyea, reciting the declaration of independence, and discussing with itself the meaning of waffles.

I'm thinking of call a psychologist to speak to it.
#45 - funnymanohword (10/06/2013) [-]
That was beautiful
#30 - danyrambo (10/06/2013) [-]
#13 - iamcraig (10/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - badjokesjimmmy (10/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - aTastyCooky (10/06/2013) [-]
such mind
takign it all in
#1 - Picture 10/06/2013 on (untitled) +20
#26 - No that can't be it. Something caused him to suddenly make a g… 10/06/2013 on Don't you hate it when... 0
#10 - Yeah that would work. 10/06/2013 on Shut up and take my money 0
#8 - I can see that. But I'm saying, I could see the benefit to jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Shut up and take my money +1
User avatar #9 - thegamerslife (10/06/2013) [-]
So just a built in ATM, and we can forgo putting a bunch of ones in peoples faces, temping them to get their arm stuck in the machine?
User avatar #10 - Lambda (10/06/2013) [-]
Yeah that would work.
#6 - Put four quarters in, get a dollar out. That would be nice. Bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Shut up and take my money +3
User avatar #7 - thegamerslife (10/06/2013) [-]
You get more than just one dollar at a time.
User avatar #8 - Lambda (10/06/2013) [-]
I can see that. But I'm saying, I could see the benefit to just having a slot full of dollar bills in a snack machine, so that if you've got a bunch of quarters in your pocket you can change them for dollars right there.
User avatar #9 - thegamerslife (10/06/2013) [-]
So just a built in ATM, and we can forgo putting a bunch of ones in peoples faces, temping them to get their arm stuck in the machine?
User avatar #10 - Lambda (10/06/2013) [-]
Yeah that would work.
#36 - Neither party is doing us any good. You know what I say? *…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Bunch of fucking 3 year olds +2
User avatar #38 - konradkurze (10/06/2013) [-]
does the government even have a rule what to do if NOONE votes

User avatar #45 - teranin (10/06/2013) [-]
The electoral college also operates as a failsafe were that to happen.
User avatar #44 - alhemicar (10/06/2013) [-]
they'll vote themselves so, no
#126 - I think they should have worked that into the series at some p…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on Amon a boat 0
User avatar #157 - applesdontpee (10/06/2013) [-]
they could have made another season based on that. personally, I feel like the tensionsAmon was stirring up never were properly addressed
#21 - Hurt is a noun, a verb, and an adjective. 10/05/2013 on Adjectives -1
#52 - I want a spider as big as a horse. I'd put a saddle on it and …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on don't hold your breath. 0
#53 - capricore (10/05/2013) [-]
What could go wrong.

Just photoshop yourself on the tarantula.
#7 - You know, the last guy to get nailed to a cross came back thre…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2013 on they wont learn! +18
#28 - rakoom (10/03/2013) [-]
(Not necessarily) fun fact: People willingly got themselves crucified (dunno how that's really spelled) in thanks to Jesus some time ago.
User avatar #12 - thebestpieever (10/03/2013) [-]
I don't think he was the last guy... plus the other 2 didn't.
#8 - The government is supposedly shut down, but today the feds bus…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2013 on American Idiot -16
#16 - HarvietheDinkle (10/03/2013) [-]
On a scale of tinfoil hat to Illuminati, how 9/11 is the fluoride in Area 51's water?
User avatar #13 - axeul (10/03/2013) [-]
That's not what is going on. People seem to have misunderstood. The government shutting down is just stopped funding the non-essential branches of government for a while until they figure stuff out about their funding. That's why places like the Smithsonian, other museums, zoos, and stuff like that have shut down. The FBI, CIA, etc. are still running.
User avatar #11 - mookiez (10/03/2013) [-]
Wait, they closed it? well shit. Glad I have no more bitcoins on there. I bet some lost thousands.
#15 - Yes. 10/02/2013 on Watch as it shapeshifts 0
#36 - Home is where you can **** with the bathroom door open … 10/02/2013 on Accurate to 100% +11
#43 - Wait a second, don't you have to be 18 to buy M-rated games?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2013 on GTA V 0
User avatar #44 - gildemoono (10/02/2013) [-]
17. but age 21 things are more common because its a bigger deal.
#10 - WHERE'S THE BACON 10/01/2013 on Manshake 0


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User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
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#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
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User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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