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#3 - Hey. Closed-toed shoes in the lab. 11/21/2013 on Title 0
#16 - Mandy does not share power. 11/21/2013 on Get the London Look +5
#27 - I would keep it that way.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Awesome Friends 0
#28 - mikesch (11/20/2013) [-]
**mikesch rolled a random image posted in comment #143934 at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies **

But a pain in the ass to take care of it, so it doesn't grow too much, hindering your ability to use your electronic device of demise.
#106 - Actually this is a great idea. This way you dont have to touch… 11/20/2013 on Productivity in a time of need 0
#31 - But this isn't "kids", it's college-age guys.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on Room Check +1
User avatar #47 - lolollo (11/19/2013) [-]
You're going to pretend that makes a difference?

What, you think it's kids interacting with kids when TSA violates your rectum looking for bombs in the airport?

People overreact regardless of age.
#38 - Comment deleted 11/19/2013 on Black Market 0
#43 - Since when does anybody learn anything in health class? 11/19/2013 on blaze yet +3
#17 - "it'll get him in so much trouble with the school" …  [+] (37 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Room Check +18
User avatar #28 - lolollo (11/19/2013) [-]
So then it is just a sheet of paper, that's what I was hoping for.

Though still, you do realize there's a stereotype out there about schools freaking out about kids even thinking about a gun's existence.

Besides, a bag of eregano would have been infinitiely funnier.
User avatar #73 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
And they'd also freak out over a bag of fake weed, and probably try to expel him on the spot. A cardboard gun is explained simply and quickly, but imagine the shit he'd go through before getting the fake drugs proven false.
User avatar #76 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
You really think today's culture is more concerned about weed than gun violence?
User avatar #77 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
I've seen officers go batshit over weed before, along with politicians. And what I said involved the FAKE gun over fake weed. One is proven by just asking the RA to take it out from the light, the other is bringing in cops to take the bag and make sure it isn't just oregano with wee mixed in.

Honestly think before you comment
User avatar #78 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
Then make it a cardboard cutout of a bag of weed, since it's apparently so foolproof just to make everything a cardboard cutout.
User avatar #81 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
Because a cardboard cutout is OBVIOUSLY FAKE. Seriously if he stepped up and looked at a different angle he'd see it was a flat piece of paper. Hell he'd just need to tap the light and the thing would move easily. Faking an illegal substance with something that looks just like the substance (which HAS attempted to hide drugs) is enough to get him dragged down to the police station to have the bag checked out.

And again you look like an idiot.
User avatar #83 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
Except the way people react to a weapon isn't to be like "Oh I'll just tap on it to make sure it's real!" no normal people assume it's real and then lose their shits. They're too focussed on "Oh shit, a gun!" to do any of the deliberate shit you'd think they would. The cops are called, and the kid is tackled and taken to the station anyway. Then the light is taken down and it's realized that the gun is just a sheet of paper. If he tries to reach for it before that happens, then he's assumed to be reaching for the weapon to shoot people and potentially hurt by either the cops, or people thinking their badass enough to try tackling a would be school shooter.

If it's a bag of oregano, he's just put in handcuffs, and held in a room until the lab guys confirm it's just seasoning. Then he's released with no incident.

He'd be harassed by the cops either way, only the process is more ridiculous with a firearm. Believe it or not, cops don't just freak out over weed. They always freak out over guns.
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User avatar #84 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
No shit they'd freak over guns, but the situation with the gun would be completely idiotic. He's hiding and illegal weapon in a spot that can be found by turning a fucking switch? Ya right, that'd just be impossible to ignore.
User avatar #86 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
You're right, it would be idiotic...because he'd have to go through the process I already described.
User avatar #89 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
But seriously stop trying.
User avatar #87 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
It's a horrifically bad prank, and plus the roomate would probably be pulled in too with your logic. Because there is no way he could say he hadn't seen a gun hiding in the fucking light.
Oh and big mention: with cardboard that thin, the only way it'd look like a gun would be from DIRECTLY UNDER the light. Just standing a few feet back you'd ruin the illusion. In the end its a shit prank that'd go nowhere unless you pull it on a little kid.
User avatar #90 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
You're assuming the roommate would be pulled in. Do you really think the cops would buy it if he started to say "It's my roommate's".

You're making more idiotic assumptions that I am, yet I'm the idiot.

But tell me, why the concern over me stopping? To me, it says that you're not confident enough in your own argument to be able to adequately discuss the point, so instead you're trying to shame me into not commenting.

Or is it you just want the last word. Now that I know this, I know how to deal with you.
User avatar #92 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
Man I love those "Oh you said stop that obviously means you have nothing to sayy!!"

No, I said stop because you just started restating your point after what I said, and you didn't even have anything to say to the gun's shadow being restricted to directly under the light. So by your logic, I'm right?
And ya if the gun is in the room share by 2 people, there's enough cause to get the roommate, simple as that. They wouldn't let the guy who potentially owns an illegal handgun leave the area, and what idiot would hide the gun in their own side that's going to be inspected? And he would have known it was there if the light was on regularly, so he'd have known about it and refused to tell the cops, which in itself is against the law.

In the end I tell you to stop posting because you keep saying "but it looks like a gun!" and I debunked that with the shadow, and wanted to save you something. You can babble on like an idiot all you want and act superior, because I guess the last word makes you smarter, right? Go put on your helmet and stay in the corner.
#94 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
I know that I was right because the second I mentioned it, you just jumped on it like a fat kid on cake. You stopped discussing what we were talking about before to go on about your petty "I won the argument!" tirade. That's how I knew I won.
User avatar #95 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
Ha, so you really do just want to babble on. I pointed it out because it was an idiotic post you made to save your own ass and failed, then I continued to tell you why I had my thoughts on the prank not working and being a dumb idea. YOU just dropped off topic to rant about one part of the whole comment. You just can't stand the idea of someone raising a point against you right? If you admitted "ok you have a point" that's one thing, but you had to try and whine and bitch your way to sounding "superior"
In the end its not about "I WON!!!!" it's about a debate, and you just dropped it to throw a tantrum.
#96 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #97 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
Ok retard calm down, I feel the butthurt from over here.
#98 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #111 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
Ok that's pretty funny. You're the kind of troll I actually love to see.
#112 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
I try.
User avatar #109 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
Good play sir. And I've noticed we even managed to max out the replies
#110 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
That shit tends to happen. My next play, had you not become so pleasant, would have been to wait ~8 hours, make you confident you had the last word, and then start leaving reaction pics on your profile. (only if it's available, though)
User avatar #107 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
Whelp I like you now. Second person I've argued into ok status with. FJ is weird
#108 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
I was emotionally done with the ethics of it when the guy who posted the content called me out on my shit. Doesn't mean I can't have fun with it.
User avatar #105 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
Eh I guess so. Honestly this is just getting fun
#106 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
I know, it's win win.
User avatar #103 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
#104 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
Posting random reaction pics is infinitely easier. Plus, it lets you use the shit you never get to use.
User avatar #101 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
Knew it
#102 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #99 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm only doing this because I know you need the last word or you'll throw a fit lol
#100 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
#39 - deathblossomfour (11/19/2013) [-]
He clearly states that it is cut out of cardboard in the description.
User avatar #45 - lolollo (11/19/2013) [-]
It says that after the little bit that says "More" where you expand the description, which I didn't see.
User avatar #31 - Lambda (11/19/2013) [-]
But this isn't "kids", it's college-age guys.
User avatar #47 - lolollo (11/19/2013) [-]
You're going to pretend that makes a difference?

What, you think it's kids interacting with kids when TSA violates your rectum looking for bombs in the airport?

People overreact regardless of age.
#39 - It's not the active chemical itself that's harmful to them, it… 11/19/2013 on Russia on Drugs 0
#18 - All money is fake money. The only way to trade real value is a… 11/18/2013 on In case anyone didn't know... +2
#4 - WHERE'S THE GRAPHIC PHOTO 11/18/2013 on Wat. 0
#13 - Because the McDonalds corporation knows that the faster they g…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on They just appear, dont they? +1
User avatar #21 - themurp (11/19/2013) [-]
They do lose from you not getting to work. You pay them.
#30 - Is this a reskin of one of Humon's comics? It's not like him, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on Murica Fuck Yeah +5
User avatar #32 - theism (11/18/2013) [-]
Finland doesn't speak.
#11 - I don't think it would be that hard to write them back in. Mig… 11/18/2013 on Lessons 0
#12 - Varrick fanned the flames of war and manipulated everybody bec… 11/18/2013 on Season 2 Character Alignment 0
#21 - I want to find that tree and climb it. 11/18/2013 on We've been here 0
#43 - But wait a minute, what happens to all that gold? Gold is nobl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on A joint for kings +1
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#3 - This is sad. 11/18/2013 on 2013! 0
#1 - Man I love Thai food. Extra extra spicy, of course. 11/18/2013 on Spicy 0
#14 - Man has it really been nearly 10 years since half-life 2? 11/18/2013 on Half Life 2 (Top) vs CoD... +1
#5 - "There is such a thing as a tesseract." 11/17/2013 on When Thor discovers the... 0
#9 - Not totally unexplainable. There's an episode of Seinfeld call…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Unexplainable +12
#12 - anon (11/17/2013) [-]
And prom was the next day
#190 - Picture 11/17/2013 on Friendly Rainbow Worm Under... +1
#43 - Half-life 3 confirmed.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on One theory +6
#61 - baconslut (11/16/2013) [-]
#5 - Until recently I never realized that you can proofread your te…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2013 on this is a repost +2
User avatar #6 - tigronn (11/16/2013) [-]
because these are fake
User avatar #13 - zaxzwim (11/16/2013) [-]
i quickly type and not re-read my message i sent


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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
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#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
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