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#28 - mikesch (11/20/2013) [-]
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#77 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
I've seen officers go batshit over weed before, along with politicians. And what I said involved the FAKE gun over fake weed. One is proven by just asking the RA to take it out from the light, the other is bringing in cops to take the bag and make sure it isn't just oregano with wee mixed in.
Honestly think before you comment
#81 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
Because a cardboard cutout is OBVIOUSLY FAKE. Seriously if he stepped up and looked at a different angle he'd see it was a flat piece of paper. Hell he'd just need to tap the light and the thing would move easily. Faking an illegal substance with something that looks just like the substance (which HAS attempted to hide drugs) is enough to get him dragged down to the police station to have the bag checked out.
And again you look like an idiot.
#83 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
Except the way people react to a weapon isn't to be like "Oh I'll just tap on it to make sure it's real!" no normal people assume it's real and then lose their shits. They're too focussed on "Oh shit, a gun!" to do any of the deliberate shit you'd think they would. The cops are called, and the kid is tackled and taken to the station anyway. Then the light is taken down and it's realized that the gun is just a sheet of paper. If he tries to reach for it before that happens, then he's assumed to be reaching for the weapon to shoot people and potentially hurt by either the cops, or people thinking their badass enough to try tackling a would be school shooter.
If it's a bag of oregano, he's just put in handcuffs, and held in a room until the lab guys confirm it's just seasoning. Then he's released with no incident.
He'd be harassed by the cops either way, only the process is more ridiculous with a firearm. Believe it or not, cops don't just freak out over weed. They always freak out over guns.
#87 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
It's a horrifically bad prank, and plus the roomate would probably be pulled in too with your logic. Because there is no way he could say he hadn't seen a gun hiding in the fucking light.
Oh and big mention: with cardboard that thin, the only way it'd look like a gun would be from DIRECTLY UNDER the light. Just standing a few feet back you'd ruin the illusion. In the end its a shit prank that'd go nowhere unless you pull it on a little kid.
#90 - lolollo (11/20/2013) [-]
You're assuming the roommate would be pulled in. Do you really think the cops would buy it if he started to say "It's my roommate's".
You're making more idiotic assumptions that I am, yet I'm the idiot.
But tell me, why the concern over me stopping? To me, it says that you're not confident enough in your own argument to be able to adequately discuss the point, so instead you're trying to shame me into not commenting.
Or is it you just want the last word. Now that I know this, I know how to deal with you.
#92 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
Man I love those "Oh you said stop that obviously means you have nothing to sayy!!"
No, I said stop because you just started restating your point after what I said, and you didn't even have anything to say to the gun's shadow being restricted to directly under the light. So by your logic, I'm right?
And ya if the gun is in the room share by 2 people, there's enough cause to get the roommate, simple as that. They wouldn't let the guy who potentially owns an illegal handgun leave the area, and what idiot would hide the gun in their own side that's going to be inspected? And he would have known it was there if the light was on regularly, so he'd have known about it and refused to tell the cops, which in itself is against the law.
In the end I tell you to stop posting because you keep saying "but it looks like a gun!" and I debunked that with the shadow, and wanted to save you something. You can babble on like an idiot all you want and act superior, because I guess the last word makes you smarter, right? Go put on your helmet and stay in the corner.
#95 - kinginyellow (11/20/2013) [-]
Ha, so you really do just want to babble on. I pointed it out because it was an idiotic post you made to save your own ass and failed, then I continued to tell you why I had my thoughts on the prank not working and being a dumb idea. YOU just dropped off topic to rant about one part of the whole comment. You just can't stand the idea of someone raising a point against you right? If you admitted "ok you have a point" that's one thing, but you had to try and whine and bitch your way to sounding "superior"
In the end its not about "I WON!!!!" it's about a debate, and you just dropped it to throw a tantrum.
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