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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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#66 - I was wondering about that centimeter scale. And the fact that…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Just felt this should be... +1
#236 - asderition (08/28/2013) [-]
It is radiated water, so no. It wouldn't be in the air. Again, you don't measure radiation by cm. That's the fucking metric measurement for length.
User avatar #94 - killthebilly (08/28/2013) [-]
it can be waterborne aswell. Radioactive waste-water being dumped into the ocean.
#88 - If I remember, they're quite a bit more sensitive to it but it… 08/28/2013 on Druge doge. 0
#17 - I'd be more concerned about the chocolate than the cannabis.  [+] (19 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Druge doge. +47
#77 - Absolute Madman (08/28/2013) [-]
Cannibis is lethal to many species other than humans. We're among the few that have an incredibly high tolerance to it. I'm actually not sure what a dog's tolerance to it would be though.
#104 - jackii (08/28/2013) [-]
That's because marijuana speeds up your heart rate, like coffee does. A slight change in heart rate to humans and other large mammals is harmless, but to something smaller like a rat or anything with a much faster pulse it would be lethal.
User avatar #88 - Lambda (08/28/2013) [-]
If I remember, they're quite a bit more sensitive to it but it still has negligible toxicity.
User avatar #31 - iLiekToFap (08/27/2013) [-]
Only very strong or dark chocolate is dangerous for dogs. Or, normal chocolate in a large quantity.
#44 - imcadence (08/28/2013) [-]
a dozen brownies seems like a large quantity
User avatar #46 - iLiekToFap (08/28/2013) [-]
True, but it's the cocoa percentage that counts. Assuming they were using brownie mix, not that much. Plus, the size of the brownies, and several other variables. You have a point though.
#103 - Absolute Madman (08/28/2013) [-]
But it would also take a considerably less amount of cocoa percentage to harm this dog compared to say a german shepherd. By no means am I saying you're wrong, but 12 dozen brownies for a dog that size would raise some concern.
User avatar #109 - iLiekToFap (08/29/2013) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #48 - imcadence (08/28/2013) [-]
you're right i wasn't thinking of that there isn't alot of coco powder in brownie mix mostly flower and powder egg
User avatar #49 - iLiekToFap (08/28/2013) [-]
Yeah. And it's all processed and shit.
User avatar #87 - fannypack (08/28/2013) [-]
Ahhh yes, the wise words of iliektofap
User avatar #110 - iLiekToFap (08/29/2013) [-]
I'm trying to figure out if you're being sarcastic......
User avatar #60 - ricketyrackety (08/28/2013) [-]
but it's also a very small puppy... so it wouldn't take much
User avatar #111 - iLiekToFap (08/29/2013) [-]
Indeed, indeed.
User avatar #19 - silverzepher (08/27/2013) [-]
don't see why, my dog used to eat chocolate all the time, M&M's with peanuts where his favorite.
#20 - fireraider (08/27/2013) [-]
chocolate has been known to not only kill the dog, but make it quite painful by messing with their central nervous system. sounds pretty terrible to me
User avatar #21 - silverzepher (08/27/2013) [-]
he lived until he was 16-17 and seemed fine up until the last year where he didn't want to eat or move, or do much of anything
#22 - fireraider (08/27/2013) [-]
sorry for your loss. prolly not chocolate related
User avatar #24 - silverzepher (08/27/2013) [-]
i doubt it as well, but he did pretty well considering he was the runt of his litter.
#25 - Well it's been going since the 60's. So, a lot. 08/27/2013 on Don’t ring while the... 0
#5 - This is going in my "drugs" folder. 08/27/2013 on you can thank me later 0
#36 - The information is there, it's just not available on demand. B… 08/27/2013 on Fun facts for your average... 0
#30 - Things are going down the drain? You think? Man, we're goi… 08/27/2013 on read the description 0
#15 - I really want to know what this is from.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Today is my first day in... 0
#30 - hsawryt (08/27/2013) [-]
i miss when cartoons could be so vulgar
#4 - That knife looks incredibly unusable. 08/27/2013 on Fractals 0
#21 - The mind never forgets anything. You merely don't remember it.…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Fun facts for your average... +3
#29 - Absolute Madman (08/27/2013) [-]
'the mind never forgets anything. you merely don't remember.' sooo you forget then?
#37 - Absolute Madman (08/27/2013) [-]
He means that the information stays somewhere in the brain, we just can't access it all at will.
User avatar #36 - Lambda (08/27/2013) [-]
The information is there, it's just not available on demand. By a trigger, or therapy, hypnosis, or hallucinogenic drugs, many of those memories can be retrieved.
#3 - You know, I always thought that one day I would need this pict…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/27/2013 on After getting thumbed down... +91
User avatar #68 - ganjalf (08/27/2013) [-]
Someone is totally gonna use this in a couple of days and make top comment
User avatar #65 - whogivesadarn (08/27/2013) [-]
A GUY WALKS INTO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
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User avatar #19 - trolololer (08/27/2013) [-]
Thank you, gonna steal this now.
User avatar #16 - adu (08/27/2013) [-]
There are a lot of Data jokes that you could make with this image, and you didn't, but that's okay I guess...
#5 - What music fest are YOU going to that there are topless chicks…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2013 on mfw topless girl walks by... +1
User avatar #16 - reredrumuoy (08/27/2013) [-]
i just went to the All Good music festival in ohio and i am about to go to the Interlocken Festival in Va. There will be many Glorious titties
User avatar #15 - TheFunnyJunkie (08/27/2013) [-]
EDC, Vegas.
#8 - Absolute Madman (08/27/2013) [-]
FYF, LA, California
User avatar #6 - therealrottilargo (08/27/2013) [-]
musikfest bethlehem pa
#22 - I think I have free will. I choose to write this post in this … 08/26/2013 on (untitled) 0
#34 - "Nothing else good on funnyjunk today, what do I do now?&… 08/26/2013 on Every fucking time +4
#121 - he probably wrote a script to do it. 08/26/2013 on every person who comments... +1
#7 - I think they used these shoes in conjunction with a fly system… 08/25/2013 on One of humanity's greatest... 0
#5 - I'd like to read that story. 08/25/2013 on Bananas 0
#220 - Just sayin'. 08/25/2013 on Some rare sh** 0
#212 - The rarest element is ununoctium. It's only ever been produced…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Some rare sh** 0
#219 - Absolute Madman (08/25/2013) [-]
Fine. Rarest naturally occurring element. Shut up and stop being such a prick.
User avatar #220 - Lambda (08/25/2013) [-]
Just sayin'.
#4 - Either omit the "like" or change "how" to … 08/25/2013 on Math Class +1
#63 - I do make a lot of comments. 08/24/2013 on Trust 0
#15 - This must be HowToBasic. 08/24/2013 on Eat a snicker 0
#3 - They both contain the same hallucinogen, Mescaline.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on One Cannot Simply Love This... 0
#4 - tommep mikey (08/25/2013) [-]
Indeed
#31 - Knives don't have your back.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Trust +1
#62 - xtrem (08/24/2013) [-]
i bet you don't remember me , but everytime i go to FJ i see ur comments
Bro-fist from a lurker
User avatar #63 - Lambda (08/24/2013) [-]
I do make a lot of comments.
#4 - Picture 08/24/2013 on oh hi +1

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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