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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:10/24/2014
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#5 - It's Firefly, one of the best science fiction shows on televis…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on I mean, honestly, who... +29
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2014) [-]
plus a movie that wasn't shit.
User avatar #7 - shamrooney (08/28/2014) [-]
AND a full-length film
#22 - I'm just sayin'. I don't think sex is worth the hassle, you know?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#29 - neogiga (08/28/2014) [-]
**neogiga rolled image** lol
#20 - This is exactly why I've chosen to avoid women altogether. It'…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on (untitled) +6
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2014) [-]
>>>/r9k/
User avatar #22 - Lambda (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm just sayin'. I don't think sex is worth the hassle, you know?
#29 - neogiga (08/28/2014) [-]
**neogiga rolled image** lol
#22 - You know, that sounds like the exact sort of situation for whi… 08/28/2014 on Worst Job 1 0
#26 - I wonder if his parents would have been sad or relieved at his death.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on I laughed like crazy at this +2
#31 - minutes (08/28/2014) [-]
Most likely sad. I think they were just mad and wanted to teach him a lesson, so they threw him out, doesn't mean they don't love him anymore. It's most likely fake anyways cause it's from 4chan afterall
User avatar #40 - xapplemanx (08/28/2014) [-]
what kind of parents actually throw their 14 year old son out of the house
#52 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2014) [-]
Ones tired of their son's shit.
#35 - I want a "school free drug zone" sign. 08/28/2014 on you had one job 0
#17 - This guy has a youtube channel about bugs. He posts videos of …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/27/2014 on The stuff of nightmares 0
#29 - destismad (08/31/2014) [-]
I'm sorry you had such a shitty childhood, but come one, you could've been a bit less of an ass.
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/16/2014) [-]
Why is he an ass
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/16/2014) [-]
Sorry, i forgot the question mark
*Why is he an ass?
#31 - destismad (08/31/2014) [-]
Excuse me.

but come on*
User avatar #30 - Lambda (08/31/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #28 - muffindemon (08/30/2014) [-]
I located you. valve better give me the achievement.
#14 - It is not an assault rifle if it is semi-automatic. One of the…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on funny facts +4
User avatar #22 - lucariopwnz (08/27/2014) [-]
Technically "Assault rifle" doesn't even have a definition by law. Its basically a name the media came up with to make guns sound scary... though I would agree that for something to be classified as such it would need a full auto function.
User avatar #24 - gammajk (08/27/2014) [-]
No, that's false. You're thinking of "assault weapon". "Assault rifle" has a very clear definition:
1. Uses a detachable magazine
2. Fires an intermediate rifle cartridge, ie NATO 5.56
3. Has selective-fire capability
User avatar #17 - CallMeCrisco (08/27/2014) [-]
At least they didn't call it an, "assault weapon"...
#55 - Yeah, I would rather have coffee at a coffee shop than at home… 08/27/2014 on DYK Comp #16 0
#19 - Well yeah. But I'm saying, they should be more realistic and a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Tumblr brings more amazing... 0
User avatar #20 - backupclover (08/27/2014) [-]
Well it won't happen, I know it sucks, trust me, but they will never do it and keep blaming men, the smart girls will do that self defense shit.
#3 - Watch it man, all the episodes are on Nickelodeon's website. … 08/27/2014 on Short live the bitch 0
#6 - If your rock concert is not louder than a chainsaw, you are do…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on my weed +36
User avatar #35 - Grom (08/27/2014) [-]
I couldn't fully hear for a good 5-6 days after Summer Slaughter (Granted it was a metal show), last time I checked a chainsaw doesn't make your ears ring
#14 - Well, it IS up to the women to "make it stop" when i…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Tumblr brings more amazing... 0
#23 - tranminh (08/27/2014) [-]
thats why prosititutes carry guns in movies
User avatar #18 - backupclover (08/27/2014) [-]
But then you'll get the response "tell men not to rape, we shouldn't have to defend ourselves"

Because they're utter cunts.
User avatar #19 - Lambda (08/27/2014) [-]
Well yeah. But I'm saying, they should be more realistic and adopt an ever-woman-for-herself attitude, because idealistic bullshit isn't going to protect anyone. It is a tough world, and the only understood language is force.
User avatar #20 - backupclover (08/27/2014) [-]
Well it won't happen, I know it sucks, trust me, but they will never do it and keep blaming men, the smart girls will do that self defense shit.
#20 - Why not just dump him and then sleep with the other guy? I don…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Isn't a feminist world such... +4
User avatar #34 - tittylovin (08/27/2014) [-]
Because women a shit
#28 - BloodAwaits (08/27/2014) [-]
Alpha fucks / Beta bucks.
#32 - qwertywtf (08/27/2014) [-]
this is genius
I'm using that
#7 - I felt like in her final battle, she was fighting not for her … 08/26/2014 on Tlok +1
#6 - Well with that line of thought, just make coffee at home. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on DYK Comp #16 -1
User avatar #37 - tehlulzbringer (08/27/2014) [-]
you would rather enjoy a cup of coffee at a coffee shop than at home? where the fuck do you live?
User avatar #55 - Lambda (08/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, I would rather have coffee at a coffee shop than at home. Especially if I don't happen to be at home at the moment I want a coffee.
#23 - Come on, everybody knows Jesus was black. 08/26/2014 on Racist boy dies and comes back +3
#37 - I don't look before crossing the road, if I'm at a crosswalk. … 08/26/2014 on Predestined 0
#16 - Sometimes I wonder how far people like this would go. Would sh… 08/26/2014 on This is what a feminist... 0
#11 - I was really expecting him to slip and miss the pool. 08/25/2014 on Crazy Serb does a Fire... +1
#26 - Looked pretty real to me. 08/25/2014 on Opinion 0
#9 - My point being, dogs will get into everything and anything.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Subterranean creature... +2
#11 - iliekbats (08/25/2014) [-]
including ur mum's vagina, but that's not hard to miss
#8 - In my town there are old buried WWII fortifications. A little …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Subterranean creature... +3
User avatar #9 - Lambda (08/25/2014) [-]
My point being, dogs will get into everything and anything.
#11 - iliekbats (08/25/2014) [-]
including ur mum's vagina, but that's not hard to miss
#4 - Could mean that it's not meant to be mercury at all, just some… 08/25/2014 on The effects of Korra's... 0
#13 - ***** is that windows vista? 08/25/2014 on admin where u at +1
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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