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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:8/30/2016
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#12 - Year of the linux desktop!  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Windows 10 +1
#28 - superblade (3 hours ago) [-]
i have a joke for you

how do you spot a linux user?

Don't worry, they'll tell you
#14 - pokemonstheshiz (7 hours ago) [-]
#6 - My wipers have two speeds: Slow, and slightly slower. 18 hours ago on windscreen wiper 0
#12 - They removed the remains without moving any of that trash?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2016 on dead body. -6
#20 - anon (08/28/2016) [-]
The body is always the first thing to be removed, they don't just start cleaning around the dead person and then just shuffle him into a trash bag with the rest of the junk.
#17 - sexuality (08/28/2016) [-]
It would seem so.
#36 - mythael (08/28/2016) [-]
**mythael used "*roll picture*"**
**mythael rolled image** The cops/morticians remove the body. The trash and stains are the responsibility of the house/apartment owner.
#52 - landcucumber (08/29/2016) [-]
Actually a special hazardous waste team is brought in.
They specifically deal with fucked up shit. One of them cleaned our house after the city flooded our basement with sewage. Real shit job, but pays well.
#44 - My computer runs Linux 08/27/2016 on Challenge? +1
#14 - They do work, but certain types of dryer sheets are better tha… 08/27/2016 on Sand People +2
#18 - Stupid ugly person that can't get ****** here. Can confirm. 08/25/2016 on stop with the bullshit 0
#9 - They can request asylum. 08/25/2016 on Mugabe arrests his olympic... +15
#1 - I found out a lot of **** about my family just by putting on h… 08/25/2016 on Gossip +1
#7 - You had me at "X and Y map to latitude and longitude". 08/25/2016 on Upside down=social equality +5
#25 - I love how people post on facebook, "somebody call the po…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2016 on American University Of... +25
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#82 - zpowell (08/25/2016) [-]
>calling 911 so the killers can hear you and find you
It's like you have no survival skills or something
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#77 - wthree (08/25/2016) [-]
How do you know they are using a phone?
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#27 - theluppijackal (08/25/2016) [-]
its possible to have wifi but not cell reception
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#65 - youngneil (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure most modern phones have wifi calling.
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#45 - spothot (08/25/2016) [-]
Even some apartments have piss reception
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#30 - texthepony (08/25/2016) [-]
Indeed. There are places at my sxhool where i do not get cell signal but i get wifi
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