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KwMclovin *Banned*   

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KwMclovin Avatar Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Minecraft, Red Dead Redemption, Saints Row the Third, TF2, Pokemon Red-Heatgold, Punchout, Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Halo 1-3, Halo ODST, Halo Reach,COD4-MW3,
X-box Gamertag: II CoWbOyS Il
PSN: I don't own a PS3
Interests: Anime, 2D Females, Science, and oppai
Date Signed Up:11/24/2010
Last Login:6/14/2014
Location:Under your bed
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Ban reason:You wasted all that time just to get your shitty spam accounts BANNED. fffyou faggot. fucking cunt.
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#195 - kiyotakaishimaru (01/09/2014) [-]
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Good night sweet prince, maybe one day you'll be unbanned.
User avatar #190 to #175 - burnako ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
**burnako rolls 88**
User avatar #193 to #190 - KwMclovin (09/06/2013) [-]
fegit
#195 to #194 - KwMclovin (09/06/2013) [-]
it's delicious goddamnit
#191 to #190 - burnako ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
le 9gag

Assassin wizard.
#188 to #175 - captainpickles has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #182 to #175 - bonkii ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
**bonkii rolls 56**
User avatar #183 to #180 - heartsickcrona (05/27/2013) [-]
**heartsickcrona rolls 06**
User avatar #179 to #175 - geobeo ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
**geobeo rolls 33**
User avatar #187 to #179 - geobeo ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
snakepenis
User avatar #178 to #175 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
**ikingdabsy rolls 79**
User avatar #177 to #175 - KwMclovin (05/27/2013) [-]
**KwMclovin rolls 41**
User avatar #176 to #175 - lordketchup (05/27/2013) [-]
**lordketchup rolls 46**
User avatar #165 - KwMclovin (03/16/2013) [-]
**KwMclovin rolls 43**
#162 - blastwave ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
I've located a feminist in my school trying to start a feminist base of operations. (AKA: Girls Club)
What do.
User avatar #163 to #162 - KwMclovin (03/07/2013) [-]
You gotta infiltrate them, gotta asses their numbers and their plans. Then you gather all the men you can and stand outside their club and tell them their ideals aren't welcome. And if that doesn't work you torch bomb the place
#164 to #163 - blastwave ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Roger.
User avatar #161 - Ritska (01/13/2013) [-]
I started playing Katawa Soujo. Then is saw Kenji. Instantly thought of you. And i rememberd what you did to me...
User avatar #152 to #133 - kemonomimi (11/24/2012) [-]
Doth thou even hoist?
#153 to #152 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
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Aye I hoist.
#147 to #133 - loliconbenjamin (11/24/2012) [-]
New question. How are my Pantsu?
#141 to #133 - bogfaire **User deleted account** (11/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #145 to #141 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
Brown like a whiskey bottle but it's brown cause of ****
#148 to #145 - bogfaire **User deleted account** (11/24/2012) [-]
That's disgusting.
User avatar #149 to #148 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
I know isn't it erotic
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#154 to #149 - loliconbenjamin (11/24/2012) [-]
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#151 to #149 - bogfaire **User deleted account** (11/24/2012) [-]
no.
#137 to #133 - loliconbenjamin (11/24/2012) [-]
Why did you allow me to fall off the rough in your route?
Why did you allow me to fall off the rough in your route?
#140 to #137 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
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I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FALL
#142 to #140 - loliconbenjamin (11/24/2012) [-]
Then why, Kenji~kun, WHY?
Then why, Kenji~kun, WHY?
#146 to #142 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
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I TRIED DAMNIT I TRIED
#136 to #133 - burnako ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Are your painting?
#143 to #138 - burnako ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Good man.
Good man.
User avatar #134 to #133 - bamesjond (11/24/2012) [-]
How babby is formed????
User avatar #135 to #134 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
easy the stork brings babby made by cloud people
User avatar #103 - KwMclovin (11/07/2012) [-]
And now something completely different I hope you all enjoy it

It was around christmas time, and I've been feeling particular intoxicated from my special lemon whisky. I had invited burnako over for a jolly and merry good time. Maybe play some Goosh Goosh Feminist with burnako and my roomies Failmaster with his lover Holsety-chan. Even possibly for all us to play hide the sausage with leal. But I'd still be happy just to play with burnako.

That evening we all had a lot of fun. We even exchanged some good laughs as well. We prank called lickilicky who was exausted and in a daze from having so much sex with togame. So we were having dinner which was an exquisite rib eye steak complimented with a hint of tsundere. We were drinking my special lemon whisky which I only make for this time of the year and some spilled onto burnako. So I took him to my room to get him a new change of clothes. Failmaster and Holsety proceeded to go to sleep. While he was changing I couldn't help myself I completely threw myself on him. And I commenced licking his *******

"Kenji, -uhhh if you do that -auuu my ******* will get hard." he protested. "I can hold back no longer burnako, I love you too much I want you in my life forever by my side." I responded.
"What do you mean?" he inquired.
"Burnako,... Will you be my partner?" I asked
"Oh Kenji YES YES OF COURSE I DO!" he answered back.
"Oh burnako you don't know how happy that makes me, lets make sweet sweet love all night long"

I went to my closet and pulled out a machine I especially made to produce hot chocolate fondue and with that I took out a bottle of bacon bits. I first poured the chocolate all over his body. He immediately began to moan with pleasure.
"Hard already?" I questioned.
"N-No I'm not don't stop now." he replied.
After pouring the chocolate all over his body, I began sprinkling the bacon on to the chocolate. Then I began licking off the meaty sweet meal off his chest and we then kissed each other with the passion of a thousand suns. I then proceeded to remove his pants.

"Wait." he said.
"You went through all that trouble to make me feel good I have to make you feel good as well."
He then pushed me done onto the bed and I said, "Oh, burnako what are we gonna do on the bed?"
"POMF!" we exclaimed simultaneously.
He then proceeded to suck me off. I could feel his tongue slithering around my penis. He then started to lick around the tip.
"No, if you lick there I'll come faster." I stated.
Hearing that he ****** faster and more vigorously.
"Burnako, I'm gonna come!" I shouted
I sprayed my thick white juices that smelt of bleach all over burnako's face. He licks off and swallows all the remaining sperm on my penis. He then rides on me reverse cowgirl style and I begin penetrating his sweet ass that I enjoy. His anus clenches so tightly around my penis it's so good. And most of the way through the night after we've nearly done everything possible for us to do. Failmaster and holsety and somehow accompanied by IRCMuffin. So for the remainder of the night we have DA bestest fiveway in the history of sex. So that morning at work newprinny asks me, "So what did you do last night?"

"Oh just had some fun with burnako nothing big except him and I are engaged." I proclaimed.
"Congratz, dood!" He congratulated. And so 5 years last today Burnako and I are a happy couple. We also have a healthy baby boy we named Hisao.

Le Fin~!
#122 to #103 - bogfaire **User deleted account** (11/10/2012) [-]
What the **** ...?
#123 to #122 - KwMclovin (11/10/2012) [-]
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is it not bootiful
#124 to #123 - bogfaire **User deleted account** (11/10/2012) [-]
-2.5/10   
Would not read again... ever...
-2.5/10
Would not read again... ever...
#125 to #124 - KwMclovin (11/10/2012) [-]
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*bows down* And I'd like to thank the Academy for this prestigious award
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#114 to #106 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [-]
Jeez, lighten up.
****** .
User avatar #115 to #114 - burnako ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
nah
#108 to #106 - KwMclovin (11/07/2012) [-]
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ahhh I knew you'd just love it
#109 to #108 - burnako ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
In all seriousness, I'm considering blocking you on fj now.
User avatar #110 to #109 - KwMclovin (11/07/2012) [-]
you can do that?
User avatar #111 to #110 - burnako ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
yes
#101 - bonkboy (10/22/2012) [-]
A picture for you my friend.
User avatar #96 - kissxkisa (10/17/2012) [-]
I think I know you..
User avatar #97 to #96 - KwMclovin (10/17/2012) [-]
do you?
User avatar #98 to #97 - kissxkisa (10/17/2012) [-]
Your name starts with R

if thats not right than **** it
User avatar #99 to #98 - KwMclovin (10/17/2012) [-]
nope you are wrong
User avatar #74 - zameckis (10/16/2012) [-]
greetings
User avatar #75 to #74 - KwMclovin (10/16/2012) [-]
sup
User avatar #76 to #75 - zameckis (10/16/2012) [-]
nothing major to tell, it happen that i'm on freetime and decide to spend it with you
how about yourself sir KwMclovin?
how do you on this fine day?
User avatar #77 to #76 - KwMclovin (10/16/2012) [-]
I'm doing pretty well sir just finishing up the remains of my homework. Might play minecraft or watch some videos on youtube or even play some Tf2
User avatar #78 to #77 - zameckis (10/16/2012) [-]
i see, glad to hear

hm.,.,.,
judging from your avatar, do you happen to have an affection toward katawa shoujo?
User avatar #79 to #78 - KwMclovin (10/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, kinda the kenji fan myself. Don't know what those feminists might pull, man!
User avatar #80 to #79 - zameckis (10/16/2012) [-]
just look at the amanda posts lately, i believe it's a part of their conspiracy for conquering over the world domination, still

we mustn't let our guard down
User avatar #84 to #80 - KwMclovin (10/16/2012) [-]
Exactly man I can barely sleep at night knowing that the feminists are out there. I have a couple graphs I could show you but I don't have them on me right now.
#88 to #84 - zameckis (10/16/2012) [-]
hahaha, i'm starting to like you

too bad kenji route ending up to the event of hiseo being killed
i was expecting ♂+♂ relationship
#90 to #88 - KwMclovin (10/16/2012) [-]
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Oh god ;_; those old wounds being opened again. I shouldn't have got so close to his face. I shouldn't have gone crazy with the booze. I should have told him that I l-l-loved him.

#91 to #90 - zameckis (10/16/2012) [-]
&gt;load/start new game   
&gt;confess   
&gt;?!?!?!   
&gt;PROFIT!!!
>load/start new game
>confess
>?!?!?!
>PROFIT!!!
#92 to #91 - KwMclovin (10/16/2012) [-]
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>Implying you can load memories like some sort of video game
;_;
#93 to #92 - zameckis (10/16/2012) [-]
>acquire brainwashing machine
>apply to erase memory before incident scene
incase no brainwashing machine is found
>obtain time machine
>go back to time when you first play the game
>warn the other you to not over do it and save before the incident
>!?!?!?
>me me arrows
#94 to #93 - KwMclovin (10/16/2012) [-]
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It doesn't work like that you see. It'll end with Hisao falling off the roof no matter what you do. Plus if I were to meet with my past self it would destroy the space time continum and I can't leave him a note or have someone else tell him that could disrupt the space time continum as well.
#63 - afternoon (08/29/2012) [-]
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#64 to #63 - KwMclovin (08/29/2012) [-]
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who is you?
User avatar #67 to #65 - KwMclovin (08/29/2012) [-]
I give up
#66 to #65 - KwMclovin (08/29/2012) [-]
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Adolf Hitler, apparently they have internet access in hell. I dunno a potato.
User avatar #36 - ariusbrightwing (08/07/2012) [-]
Happy trading! ^v^
User avatar #35 - ariusbrightwing (08/07/2012) [-]
I'll purchase those 2 first with points, then when the trade is complete, the tower statue with my magic mirror. ^v^
User avatar #34 - ariusbrightwing (08/07/2012) [-]
My magic mirror, for your Minotaur throne, tower statue, and crystalized bat? @n@ I must collect all the items...
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