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KwMclovin

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KwMclovin Avatar Level -151 Content: starting to be hated
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Minecraft, Red Dead Redemption, Saints Row the Third, TF2, Pokemon Red-Heatgold, Punchout, Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Halo 1-3, Halo ODST, Halo Reach,COD4-MW3,
X-box Gamertag: II CoWbOyS Il
PSN: I don't own a PS3
Interests: Anime, 2D Females, Science, and oppai
Date Signed Up:11/24/2010
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:Under your bed
FunnyJunk Career Stats
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Comment Thumbs: 335 total,  486 ,  151
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level -148 Content: starting to be hated → Level -147 Content: starting to be hated
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level -216 Comment: developing wizard powers → Level -215 Comment: developing wizard powers
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Times Content Favorited:206 times
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Feminists beware your worst nightmare.

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#195 - kiyotakaishimaru (01/09/2014) [-]
stickied by KwMclovin
Good night sweet prince, maybe one day you'll be unbanned.
#196 - kaelthor (01/13/2015) [-]
The dawn of a new age.
#175 - KwMclovin (05/27/2013) [-]
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#190 to #175 - burnako (05/28/2013) [-]
**burnako rolls 88**
#193 to #190 - KwMclovin (09/06/2013) [-]
fegit
#194 to #193 - burnako (09/06/2013) [-]
#195 to #194 - KwMclovin (09/06/2013) [-]
it's delicious goddamnit
#191 to #190 - burnako (05/28/2013) [-]
le 9gag

Assassin wizard.
#188 to #175 - captainpickles
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#182 to #175 - bonkii (05/27/2013) [-]
**bonkii rolls 56**
#180 to #175 - heartsickcrona (05/27/2013) [-]
*roll*
#183 to #180 - heartsickcrona (05/27/2013) [-]
**heartsickcrona rolls 06**
#179 to #175 - geobeo (05/27/2013) [-]
**geobeo rolls 33**
#187 to #179 - geobeo (05/27/2013) [-]
snakepenis
#178 to #175 - ikingdabsy (05/27/2013) [-]
**ikingdabsy rolls 79**
#177 to #175 - KwMclovin (05/27/2013) [-]
**KwMclovin rolls 41**
#176 to #175 - lordketchup (05/27/2013) [-]
**lordketchup rolls 46**
#165 - KwMclovin (03/16/2013) [-]
**KwMclovin rolls 43**
#162 - blastwave (03/07/2013) [-]
I've located a feminist in my school trying to start a feminist base of operations. (AKA: Girls Club)
What do.
#163 to #162 - KwMclovin (03/07/2013) [-]
You gotta infiltrate them, gotta asses their numbers and their plans. Then you gather all the men you can and stand outside their club and tell them their ideals aren't welcome. And if that doesn't work you torch bomb the place
#164 to #163 - blastwave (03/07/2013) [-]
Roger.
#161 - Ritska (01/13/2013) [-]
I started playing Katawa Soujo. Then is saw Kenji. Instantly thought of you. And i rememberd what you did to me...
#159 - KwMclovin (12/31/2012) [-]
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#157 - KwMclovin (12/25/2012) [-]
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#133 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
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#152 to #133 - kemonomimi (11/24/2012) [-]
Doth thou even hoist?
#153 to #152 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
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Aye I hoist.
#147 to #133 - loliconbenjamin (11/24/2012) [-]
New question. How are my Pantsu?
#150 to #147 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
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meh
#141 to #133 - bogfaire (11/24/2012) [-]
#145 to #141 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
Brown like a whiskey bottle but it's brown cause of ****
#148 to #145 - bogfaire (11/24/2012) [-]
That's disgusting.
#149 to #148 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
I know isn't it erotic
#151 to #149 - bogfaire (11/24/2012) [-]
no.
#137 to #133 - loliconbenjamin (11/24/2012) [-]
Why did you allow me to fall off the rough in your route?
Why did you allow me to fall off the rough in your route?
#144 to #137 - burnako (11/24/2012) [-]
#140 to #137 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
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I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FALL
#142 to #140 - loliconbenjamin (11/24/2012) [-]
Then why, Kenji~kun, WHY?
Then why, Kenji~kun, WHY?
#146 to #142 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
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I TRIED DAMNIT I TRIED
#139 to #137 - loliconbenjamin (11/24/2012) [-]
*Roof
#136 to #133 - burnako (11/24/2012) [-]
Are your painting?
#138 to #136 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
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Yes
#143 to #138 - burnako (11/24/2012) [-]
Good man.
Good man.
#134 to #133 - bamesjond (11/24/2012) [-]
How babby is formed????
#135 to #134 - KwMclovin (11/24/2012) [-]
easy the stork brings babby made by cloud people
#103 - KwMclovin (11/07/2012) [-]
And now something completely different I hope you all enjoy it

It was around christmas time, and I've been feeling particular intoxicated from my special lemon whisky. I had invited burnako over for a jolly and merry good time. Maybe play some Goosh Goosh Feminist with burnako and my roomies Failmaster with his lover Holsety-chan. Even possibly for all us to play hide the sausage with leal. But I'd still be happy just to play with burnako.

That evening we all had a lot of fun. We even exchanged some good laughs as well. We prank called lickilicky who was exausted and in a daze from having so much sex with togame. So we were having dinner which was an exquisite rib eye steak complimented with a hint of tsundere. We were drinking my special lemon whisky which I only make for this time of the year and some spilled onto burnako. So I took him to my room to get him a new change of clothes. Failmaster and Holsety proceeded to go to sleep. While he was changing I couldn't help myself I completely threw myself on him. And I commenced licking his nipples

"Kenji, -uhhh if you do that -auuu my nipples will get hard." he protested. "I can hold back no longer burnako, I love you too much I want you in my life forever by my side." I responded.
"What do you mean?" he inquired.
"Burnako,... Will you be my partner?" I asked
"Oh Kenji YES YES OF COURSE I DO!" he answered back.
"Oh burnako you don't know how happy that makes me, lets make sweet sweet love all night long"

I went to my closet and pulled out a machine I especially made to produce hot chocolate fondue and with that I took out a bottle of bacon bits. I first poured the chocolate all over his body. He immediately began to moan with pleasure.
"Hard already?" I questioned.
"N-No I'm not don't stop now." he replied.
After pouring the chocolate all over his body, I began sprinkling the bacon on to the chocolate. Then I began licking off the meaty sweet meal off his chest and we then kissed each other with the passion of a thousand suns. I then proceeded to remove his pants.

"Wait." he said.
"You went through all that trouble to make me feel good I have to make you feel good as well."
He then pushed me done onto the bed and I said, "Oh, burnako what are we gonna do on the bed?"
"POMF!" we exclaimed simultaneously.
He then proceeded to suck me off. I could feel his tongue slithering around my penis. He then started to lick around the tip.
"No, if you lick there I'll come faster." I stated.
Hearing that he licked faster and more vigorously.
"Burnako, I'm gonna come!" I shouted
I sprayed my thick white juices that smelt of bleach all over burnako's face. He licks off and swallows all the remaining sperm on my penis. He then rides on me reverse cowgirl style and I begin penetrating his sweet ass that I enjoy. His anus clenches so tightly around my penis it's so good. And most of the way through the night after we've nearly done everything possible for us to do. Failmaster and holsety and somehow accompanied by IRCMuffin. So for the remainder of the night we have DA bestest fiveway in the history of sex. So that morning at work newprinny asks me, "So what did you do last night?"

"Oh just had some fun with burnako nothing big except him and I are engaged." I proclaimed.
"Congratz, dood!" He congratulated. And so 5 years last today Burnako and I are a happy couple. We also have a healthy baby boy we named Hisao.

Le Fin~!
#122 to #103 - bogfaire (11/10/2012) [-]
What the ****...?
#123 to #122 - KwMclovin (11/10/2012) [-]
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is it not bootiful
#124 to #123 - bogfaire (11/10/2012) [-]
-2.5/10   
Would not read again... ever...
-2.5/10
Would not read again... ever...
#125 to #124 - KwMclovin (11/10/2012) [-]
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*bows down* And I'd like to thank the Academy for this prestigious award
#118 to #103 - blastizard ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
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#113 to #103 - lickilicky (11/07/2012) [-]
I came.
#106 to #103 - burnako (11/07/2012) [-]
#114 to #106 - anon (11/07/2012) [-]
Jeez, lighten up.
Faggot.
#115 to #114 - burnako (11/07/2012) [-]
nah
#108 to #106 - KwMclovin (11/07/2012) [-]
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ahhh I knew you'd just love it
#109 to #108 - burnako (11/07/2012) [-]
In all seriousness, I'm considering blocking you on fj now.
#110 to #109 - KwMclovin (11/07/2012) [-]
you can do that?
#111 to #110 - burnako (11/07/2012) [-]
yes
#112 to #111 - KwMclovin (11/07/2012) [-]
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